Comments on: this is the dumbissst thing i have ever heard http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/21/this-is-the-dumbissst-thing-i-have-ever-heard/ Fri, 19 Mar 2010 05:40:23 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: carl merida http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/21/this-is-the-dumbissst-thing-i-have-ever-heard/#comment-908059 carl merida Wed, 23 Dec 2009 00:32:37 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/21/this-is-the-dumbissst-thing-i-have-ever-heard/#comment-908059 if you dont eat your god, then what's communion supposed to be... if you dont eat your god, then what’s communion supposed to be…

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]]> By: Bri guy http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/21/this-is-the-dumbissst-thing-i-have-ever-heard/#comment-890931 Bri guy Tue, 27 Oct 2009 00:16:10 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/21/this-is-the-dumbissst-thing-i-have-ever-heard/#comment-890931 You seem like the kind of person that comes from the kind of family that kind of hates minorities. Am i correct? ... I thought so. Anyway, i take it your whole family hates mexicans and the like, but I know many mexicans with a better command of their second language than you do of your first. I think its your first at least, it's really quite difficult to tell. You seem like the kind of person that comes from the kind of family that kind of hates minorities. Am i correct? … I thought so.

Anyway, i take it your whole family hates mexicans and the like, but I know many mexicans with a better command of their second language than you do of your first. I think its your first at least, it’s really quite difficult to tell.

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]]> By: Amatangachichi http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/21/this-is-the-dumbissst-thing-i-have-ever-heard/#comment-888516 Amatangachichi Wed, 21 Oct 2009 19:26:00 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/21/this-is-the-dumbissst-thing-i-have-ever-heard/#comment-888516 I have yet to see one, ONE!, reason to hate FSM. It is as plausible as other religions/beliefs. No, I do not take this seriously, but there is no reason to hate a religion because it is different from yours. I have yet to see one, ONE!, reason to hate FSM. It is as plausible as other religions/beliefs. No, I do not take this seriously, but there is no reason to hate a religion because it is different from yours.

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]]> By: FuZ http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/21/this-is-the-dumbissst-thing-i-have-ever-heard/#comment-882740 FuZ Thu, 01 Oct 2009 11:07:42 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/21/this-is-the-dumbissst-thing-i-have-ever-heard/#comment-882740 i would think you would find that R.C believe that through transsubstantiation the bread is turned into jesus' body...in turn...you do eat god...so umm brittany...u FAIL i would think you would find that R.C believe that through transsubstantiation the bread is turned into jesus’ body…in turn…you do eat god…so umm brittany…u FAIL

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]]> By: Jan http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/21/this-is-the-dumbissst-thing-i-have-ever-heard/#comment-873158 Jan Sat, 29 Aug 2009 16:23:29 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/21/this-is-the-dumbissst-thing-i-have-ever-heard/#comment-873158 @ 213 - pirate 34 It's 77 virgins you get when you die for Allah. But actually that's a mistake someone made while translating the Koran. The Korans says the reward is '77 White Grapes' . So Hell yeah, I'll stick to beer volcanoes and stripper factories! Ramen @ 213 – pirate 34

It’s 77 virgins you get when you die for Allah.
But actually that’s a mistake someone made while translating the Koran.
The Korans says the reward is ‘77 White Grapes’ .

So Hell yeah, I’ll stick to beer volcanoes and stripper factories!

Ramen

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]]> By: Sister Cannelonni http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/21/this-is-the-dumbissst-thing-i-have-ever-heard/#comment-872447 Sister Cannelonni Fri, 28 Aug 2009 02:16:55 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/21/this-is-the-dumbissst-thing-i-have-ever-heard/#comment-872447 We eat His Holy Body and we feel enlightened with his savory sauciness. Peace and sauce, dude. We eat His Holy Body and we feel enlightened with his savory sauciness.

Peace and sauce, dude.

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]]> By: The Rt. Rev. Dr. Cannibus Ream'us http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/21/this-is-the-dumbissst-thing-i-have-ever-heard/#comment-829573 The Rt. Rev. Dr. Cannibus Ream'us Tue, 16 Jun 2009 13:42:37 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/21/this-is-the-dumbissst-thing-i-have-ever-heard/#comment-829573 Hi brittany, I understand that you are outraged by a perceived slight against your god - that very God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob - and rightfully so. It's only reasonable and natural for you to be incensed when you see that insult. And, personally, were I like-minded (ie, a girl who can't be any older than fifteen, and probably fresh out of (the late) Jerry Falwell's Go Tell camp in Lynchburg, VA), I might spend some time on the webosphere, looking for websites that, according to my interpretation, insult the all-powerful Creator God of Yore. After all, He can't stand up for Himself, so it's up to you to Defend the Faith. All this I understand, I fathom - nay, I grok. But for fuck's sake, learn your language. You must be brand new to the intar-tubes, so everything you say is very important and it doesn't matter how it's spelled or punctuated, or capitalized, or, you know.. coherent? You must be looking for attention, because you've got it, sweetheart. The Rt. Rev. Dr. Cannibus Ream'us Church of the SubGenius Hi brittany,

I understand that you are outraged by a perceived slight against your god – that very God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob – and rightfully so. It’s only reasonable and natural for you to be incensed when you see that insult. And, personally, were I like-minded (ie, a girl who can’t be any older than fifteen, and probably fresh out of (the late) Jerry Falwell’s Go Tell camp in Lynchburg, VA), I might spend some time on the webosphere, looking for websites that, according to my interpretation, insult the all-powerful Creator God of Yore. After all, He can’t stand up for Himself, so it’s up to you to Defend the Faith.

All this I understand, I fathom – nay, I grok. But for fuck’s sake, learn your language. You must be brand new to the intar-tubes, so everything you say is very important and it doesn’t matter how it’s spelled or punctuated, or capitalized, or, you know.. coherent? You must be looking for attention, because you’ve got it, sweetheart.

The Rt. Rev. Dr. Cannibus Ream’us
Church of the SubGenius

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]]> By: Irene http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/21/this-is-the-dumbissst-thing-i-have-ever-heard/#comment-828940 Irene Mon, 15 Jun 2009 15:22:58 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/21/this-is-the-dumbissst-thing-i-have-ever-heard/#comment-828940 It's people like you (Brittany) that make Christians like me ashamed. I enjoy the theory and I find it as much amusing as it is thought provoking. I find nothing wrong with the points Pastafarians present though I think that faith is about that -believing even if it can't be proven. I am a Christian and proud of it but I won't go around thinking anyone who judges my beliefs will go to Hell. And after all, wouldn't it be sad to be judged not by our actions but because we had insulted whichever God exists (if it exists) out there? Oh and in case His Holy Noodleness proves to be real please kind Pastafarians pray for me (smiles)? Gotta love a good satire even if what I believe in is the main theme. Ramen (did I get it right?) It’s people like you (Brittany) that make Christians like me ashamed. I enjoy the theory and I find it as much amusing as it is thought provoking. I find nothing wrong with the points Pastafarians present though I think that faith is about that -believing even if it can’t be proven. I am a Christian and proud of it but I won’t go around thinking anyone who judges my beliefs will go to Hell. And after all, wouldn’t it be sad to be judged not by our actions but because we had insulted whichever God exists (if it exists) out there?
Oh and in case His Holy Noodleness proves to be real please kind Pastafarians pray for me (smiles)?
Gotta love a good satire even if what I believe in is the main theme.
Ramen (did I get it right?)

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]]> By: Hap http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/21/this-is-the-dumbissst-thing-i-have-ever-heard/#comment-828657 Hap Mon, 15 Jun 2009 06:37:37 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/21/this-is-the-dumbissst-thing-i-have-ever-heard/#comment-828657 Reading that made the red pen part of my brain go crazy. @230 violet and @214 mike Loving the responses guys Actually. All of you are wonderful pastafarians. RAmen to you all. Reading that made the red pen part of my brain go crazy.

@230 violet and @214 mike Loving the responses guys
Actually. All of you are wonderful pastafarians.
RAmen to you all.

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]]> By: Lundix http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/21/this-is-the-dumbissst-thing-i-have-ever-heard/#comment-828650 Lundix Mon, 15 Jun 2009 06:17:59 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/21/this-is-the-dumbissst-thing-i-have-ever-heard/#comment-828650 Wow. Epic fail. My fellow Pastafarians seem to have most of the grammar and logic faults covered ("dumbissst", "ganna", "cause", "and we "dont" eat him" (yeah, you do), "well", yet another "ganna") , so I will just finish with LOL NUB L2LOGIC&SPELLING!!!!1!!!!!!1!!!1 Well, I guess I don't exactly love make-believe Christians either. You know, those people who call themselves Christians just for going to church every sunday, without actually believing. Going to the garage does not make you a car. SO THERE. Pasta be given to the Pirates, for they shall inherit the earth! -Lundix- Wow. Epic fail. My fellow Pastafarians seem to have most of the grammar and logic faults covered (“dumbissst”, “ganna”, “cause”, “and we “dont” eat him” (yeah, you do), “well”, yet another “ganna”) , so I will just finish with LOL NUB L2LOGIC&SPELLING!!!!1!!!!!!1!!!1
Well, I guess I don’t exactly love make-believe Christians either. You know, those people who call themselves Christians just for going to church every sunday, without actually believing. Going to the garage does not make you a car. SO THERE.

Pasta be given to the Pirates, for they shall inherit the earth!

-Lundix-

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]]> By: Violet http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/21/this-is-the-dumbissst-thing-i-have-ever-heard/#comment-828470 Violet Sun, 14 Jun 2009 17:48:42 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/21/this-is-the-dumbissst-thing-i-have-ever-heard/#comment-828470 Carry on like that and you're 'ganna' get your English teacher fired. Carry on like that and you’re ‘ganna’ get your English teacher fired.

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]]> By: Barichick http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/21/this-is-the-dumbissst-thing-i-have-ever-heard/#comment-827920 Barichick Sat, 13 Jun 2009 15:30:50 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/21/this-is-the-dumbissst-thing-i-have-ever-heard/#comment-827920 "and we dont eat him" Umm... so... Do you even go to church? Does the "body of Christ" ring any bells? NO? Could you please read your bible before you start lecturing us about it? Just a suggestion. :) “and we dont eat him”
Umm… so… Do you even go to church? Does the “body of Christ” ring any bells? NO? Could you please read your bible before you start lecturing us about it? Just a suggestion. :)

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]]> By: Evan http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/21/this-is-the-dumbissst-thing-i-have-ever-heard/#comment-826435 Evan Thu, 11 Jun 2009 15:48:47 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/21/this-is-the-dumbissst-thing-i-have-ever-heard/#comment-826435 we are dumb? You are the one who thinks dumbissst is a word. You even misspelled it. It is spelt: Dumbest. RAmen we are dumb? You are the one who thinks dumbissst is a word. You even misspelled it. It is spelt: Dumbest.

RAmen

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]]> By: mikal http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/21/this-is-the-dumbissst-thing-i-have-ever-heard/#comment-825332 mikal Tue, 09 Jun 2009 12:49:17 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/21/this-is-the-dumbissst-thing-i-have-ever-heard/#comment-825332 haye just thot I let u no... hoked on foniks mad me red gooder EAT ME. haye just thot I let u no…

hoked on foniks mad me red gooder

EAT ME.

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]]> By: the internet http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/21/this-is-the-dumbissst-thing-i-have-ever-heard/#comment-825329 the internet Tue, 09 Jun 2009 12:46:13 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/21/this-is-the-dumbissst-thing-i-have-ever-heard/#comment-825329 You call it dumb, but in the same paragraph you said "Dumbisssst," "ganna," (twice) and you've seem to forgotten about grammer and punctuation all together. kindly eat shit and kill yourself love, the internet You call it dumb, but in the same paragraph you said “Dumbisssst,” “ganna,” (twice) and you’ve seem to forgotten about grammer and punctuation all together.

kindly eat shit and kill yourself

love, the internet

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]]> By: PastaFSMallThumbforehead http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/21/this-is-the-dumbissst-thing-i-have-ever-heard/#comment-818868 PastaFSMallThumbforehead Sat, 30 May 2009 16:45:33 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/21/this-is-the-dumbissst-thing-i-have-ever-heard/#comment-818868 you do eat and drink your god every sunday. The body and blood of christ. you do eat and drink your god every sunday. The body and blood of christ.

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]]> By: call me david http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/21/this-is-the-dumbissst-thing-i-have-ever-heard/#comment-810313 call me david Wed, 13 May 2009 10:40:29 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/21/this-is-the-dumbissst-thing-i-have-ever-heard/#comment-810313 good lord that's a whole lot of exclamation marks. NB when i say "lord" i am referring to our most holy of idols his noodleness. good lord that’s a whole lot of exclamation marks.

NB when i say “lord” i am referring to our most holy of idols his noodleness.

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]]> By: Chet http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/21/this-is-the-dumbissst-thing-i-have-ever-heard/#comment-806908 Chet Sat, 09 May 2009 07:19:27 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/21/this-is-the-dumbissst-thing-i-have-ever-heard/#comment-806908 when I die, there's gonna be a stripper factory and a beer volcano! and stop praying for me, I just brushed my teeth. when I die, there’s gonna be a stripper factory and a beer volcano!

and stop praying for me, I just brushed my teeth.

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]]> By: Johnathan http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/21/this-is-the-dumbissst-thing-i-have-ever-heard/#comment-788077 Johnathan Sat, 18 Apr 2009 12:15:38 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/21/this-is-the-dumbissst-thing-i-have-ever-heard/#comment-788077 "and we dont eat him…" I find that ammusing. Instantly, the last supper springs to mind. Communion in church consists of EATING the body of christ (the bread). She is clearly an unlearned individual. And while, I admit, there are many ignorant atheists, ignorant christians, such as our friend brittany here, are undoubtedly more humouress in their beliefs. So much for christian forgiveness “and we dont eat him…”

I find that ammusing. Instantly, the last supper springs to mind. Communion in church consists of EATING the body of christ (the bread). She is clearly an unlearned individual. And while, I admit, there are many ignorant atheists, ignorant christians, such as our friend brittany here, are undoubtedly more humouress in their beliefs.

So much for christian forgiveness

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]]> By: Cat http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/21/this-is-the-dumbissst-thing-i-have-ever-heard/#comment-784860 Cat Tue, 14 Apr 2009 16:02:57 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/21/this-is-the-dumbissst-thing-i-have-ever-heard/#comment-784860 I smiled at that. Bravo. Now go finish the first grade, Brittany. I smiled at that.

Bravo.

Now go finish the first grade, Brittany.

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