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this is the dumbissst thing i have ever heard……..you think this is ganna make fun of christians then you are a fool! cause the god we worship is real…. and we dont eat him… by the way well pray for you your ganna need it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-brittany
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perhaps the reason why people who hate Pastafarians seem to have bad grammar/faulty logic, is simply because the more intelligent and intellectual Christians are not so immature as to take something like this seriously. Well, that isn’t to say Pastafarians aren’t serious in their beliefs, but generally speaking, most intelligent people, Christian or otherwise, wouldn’t take it seriously because the concept just sounds ridiculous to the uninitiated. Furthermore, on a more satirical note, it’s amusing to see how those individuals who do respond reflect badly about themselves in the process. most of these responses make it obvious that they don’t really know what they believe in, probably take their beliefs for granted, lack the intellect to either properly convey– forget them having even a basic preparation for a decent religious debate.
I’ve known many Christians who can hold very convincing arguments, and are very competent in debate. For a Christian to hold their own well in debate, they must have at least a basic knowledge of most religions, and a thorough understanding of what they believe if. C’mon, “my God’s the best” is not going to cut it. perhaps it did in elementary school (of which I know I’m guilty, lol) but not for grown adults. Although, this girl probably isn’t even that old- judging by her tone, she’s probably a preteen, and uses either aol or hotmail (probably hotmail, sadly). and yes, it’s definitely a girl.
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lol I accidentally missed the part where she signed her name. oops! well at least my intuition was right :P
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This is the dumbissst thing I have ever read. Actually not really, but the title was. I’m new to this site and haven’t studied every corner of it yet, but I’m PRETTY SURE that no where on this site did it say that Pastafarians were trying to make fun of Christians. Then again, I could be wrong. And we KNOW you don’t eat your God, you really don’t need to tell us.
Why pray for us if you hate us? o.O
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That was actually painful to read.
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Oh, my dear. But you do eat your god. What do you think transubstantiation is?
John 6:32-58 and especially verses 53-57, “Jesus said to them, ‘I tell you the truth, unless you eat the flesh of the Son of Man and drink His blood, you have no life in you. Whoever eats my flesh and drinks my blood has eternal life … For my flesh is real food and my blood is real drink. Whoever eats my flesh and drinks my blood remains in me, and I in him … so the one who feeds on me will live because of me.’”
So if you are Christian, you must eat your god.
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GAAAAAANNA.
xD
You is a gud speelir!
Pleeese teech me i wana be as smarrt as you is
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Ummmmmmmm….
christians take communion…Idiot
communion=eating jesus BITCH
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yes deeffinitalleey da dummmmisssissitiissst thang i eva herd
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your bullshit
your god is real that is the stupidest thing ever
if gods real who says fsm isnt real
and if god made the world who made god exactly
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You dont look in the mirror a lot do you? Well obvs, for US to be the dumbissssst thing youv’e ever seen! GANNA! GANNA! GANNAS GANNA GET YOU!
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“Dumbissst” isn’t a real word… That said, this is a truly insightful critique. Well done. Having read your comments I will immediately re-evaluate my beliefs.
PS: Ganna?
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umm… I’m christian and I thought I’d point out that… umm… she said we don’t eat our God but what the hell is the Eucharist then!!?? We are eating ‘the body and blood of Christ’ the divine son of God…
Oh and people should be open minded. His Noodelyness might well be the real God and I would love a beer-volcano filled hooker-factory having heaven to go to when I die!
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I believe that those who can fully and irreversably disprove their own god have the right to disprove others, I cannot, and therefore shall not, I do not think I have the right to convert people to any church nor does anyone. Giving every person the right to choose and showing them their options is fine, I mean, 72 virgins sounds pretty damn sweet, but theres no way I’d blow myself up for it, so Ill stick with beer volcanoes and stripper factories under his noodly appendage for now
To the Pasta
And the Ramen
And the Holy Broth
Amen
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Learn how to write paragraphs and use punctuation, you dumb bitch.
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Insulting will get you no where.
I’m a 14 year old girl and I already get that.
So, uhm…
How can you prove God, exactly?
See, you can’t prove ANYTHING. Whatever your parents shoved down your throat instead of teaching you English is a bit…off?
Miracles could be it, but you don’t know. But it makes you feel good, so why not stick with it?
Nothing I say is going to change your mind. Humans are stubborn, there is no WAY anyone could get me to be a Christian, Catholic, etc. unless you brainwashed me or something.
And we’re not forcing it on to you, you came on to the site.
I don’t believe in the Speghetti thing, but it’s proving a point. If God can’t be proved or disproved (well it can, but who’s talking?) Why can’t the Spaghetti monster?
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This is the dumbest thing I have ever heard. If you think this is going to make fun of Pastafarians, then you are a fool. Because the FSM we worship is real and we do eat him. By the way, we’ll pray for you, you’re going to need it. – Mike
Its so much fun to change God and christian for FSM and pastafarian in hate mail posts!
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What’s a “ganna”? /shrug.
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Shit, I feel so much better knowing that Brittany is going be praying for us.
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dumbissst is going to be my new word today! I love it!
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prove to me that your god is real and ill show you the noodly appendage that is controling the puppet.
RAmen!
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I smiled at that.
Bravo.
Now go finish the first grade, Brittany.
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“and we dont eat him…”
I find that ammusing. Instantly, the last supper springs to mind. Communion in church consists of EATING the body of christ (the bread). She is clearly an unlearned individual. And while, I admit, there are many ignorant atheists, ignorant christians, such as our friend brittany here, are undoubtedly more humouress in their beliefs.
So much for christian forgiveness
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when I die, there’s gonna be a stripper factory and a beer volcano!
and stop praying for me, I just brushed my teeth.
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good lord that’s a whole lot of exclamation marks.
NB when i say “lord” i am referring to our most holy of idols his noodleness.
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you do eat and drink your god every sunday. The body and blood of christ.
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You call it dumb, but in the same paragraph you said “Dumbisssst,” “ganna,” (twice) and you’ve seem to forgotten about grammer and punctuation all together.
kindly eat shit and kill yourself
love, the internet
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haye just thot I let u no…
hoked on foniks mad me red gooder
EAT ME.
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we are dumb? You are the one who thinks dumbissst is a word. You even misspelled it. It is spelt: Dumbest.
RAmen
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“and we dont eat him”
Umm… so… Do you even go to church? Does the “body of Christ” ring any bells? NO? Could you please read your bible before you start lecturing us about it? Just a suggestion. :)
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Carry on like that and you’re ‘ganna’ get your English teacher fired.
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Wow. Epic fail. My fellow Pastafarians seem to have most of the grammar and logic faults covered (“dumbissst”, “ganna”, “cause”, “and we “dont” eat him” (yeah, you do), “well”, yet another “ganna”) , so I will just finish with LOL NUB L2LOGIC&SPELLING!!!!1!!!!!!1!!!1
Well, I guess I don’t exactly love make-believe Christians either. You know, those people who call themselves Christians just for going to church every sunday, without actually believing. Going to the garage does not make you a car. SO THERE.
Pasta be given to the Pirates, for they shall inherit the earth!
-Lundix-
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Reading that made the red pen part of my brain go crazy.
@230 violet and @214 mike Loving the responses guys
Actually. All of you are wonderful pastafarians.
RAmen to you all.
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It’s people like you (Brittany) that make Christians like me ashamed. I enjoy the theory and I find it as much amusing as it is thought provoking. I find nothing wrong with the points Pastafarians present though I think that faith is about that -believing even if it can’t be proven. I am a Christian and proud of it but I won’t go around thinking anyone who judges my beliefs will go to Hell. And after all, wouldn’t it be sad to be judged not by our actions but because we had insulted whichever God exists (if it exists) out there?
Oh and in case His Holy Noodleness proves to be real please kind Pastafarians pray for me (smiles)?
Gotta love a good satire even if what I believe in is the main theme.
Ramen (did I get it right?)
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Hi brittany,
I understand that you are outraged by a perceived slight against your god – that very God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob – and rightfully so. It’s only reasonable and natural for you to be incensed when you see that insult. And, personally, were I like-minded (ie, a girl who can’t be any older than fifteen, and probably fresh out of (the late) Jerry Falwell’s Go Tell camp in Lynchburg, VA), I might spend some time on the webosphere, looking for websites that, according to my interpretation, insult the all-powerful Creator God of Yore. After all, He can’t stand up for Himself, so it’s up to you to Defend the Faith.
All this I understand, I fathom – nay, I grok. But for fuck’s sake, learn your language. You must be brand new to the intar-tubes, so everything you say is very important and it doesn’t matter how it’s spelled or punctuated, or capitalized, or, you know.. coherent? You must be looking for attention, because you’ve got it, sweetheart.
The Rt. Rev. Dr. Cannibus Ream’us
Church of the SubGenius
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We eat His Holy Body and we feel enlightened with his savory sauciness.
Peace and sauce, dude.
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@ 213 – pirate 34
It’s 77 virgins you get when you die for Allah.
But actually that’s a mistake someone made while translating the Koran.
The Korans says the reward is ‘77 White Grapes’ .
So Hell yeah, I’ll stick to beer volcanoes and stripper factories!
Ramen
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i would think you would find that R.C believe that through transsubstantiation the bread is turned into jesus’ body…in turn…you do eat god…so umm brittany…u FAIL
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I have yet to see one, ONE!, reason to hate FSM. It is as plausible as other religions/beliefs. No, I do not take this seriously, but there is no reason to hate a religion because it is different from yours.
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You seem like the kind of person that comes from the kind of family that kind of hates minorities. Am i correct? … I thought so.
Anyway, i take it your whole family hates mexicans and the like, but I know many mexicans with a better command of their second language than you do of your first. I think its your first at least, it’s really quite difficult to tell.
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if you dont eat your god, then what’s communion supposed to be…
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