first thing: What the hell? You are just crazy, mislead idiots, who see some kind of personal profit in you “pastafarian” ways. Stop misleading innocent people. Who the hell worships a bundle of flying spaghetti with meatballs? It´s just sick. AND who is the leader of this “church”? My pastor and family would like a word with him.
HOW dare you sick idiots portrait that fictionous monster in place of God and Jesus. HOW DARE YOU! YOU are just a bunch of freaks and hillbillies that aren´t educated, have been neglected as children, and want to stand out in a freakish kind of way and say: “oh ho, i am a psycho pastafarian” or “look at me, i have been sent by the BDSM, i mean FSM, i come in peace, join us, spread the word of this goddamn thing.” keep your worship to yourselves and don´t taint the believe of normal people.
Think of it as this: What kind of Psycho draws up a pile of spaghetties, makes a church (so that he doesn´t have to pay taxes for his ventures AND to get MONEY form his crazy, damn followers) out of it, and even involves children and young people in this damn shit?!
I SAY, humans invented noodles around 2000-3000 BC!!! All who believe, this sick THING made US all up, is mislead AND has some serious problems with his life.
God damn you all, you idiots. DONT MISLEAD ANYMORE PEOPLE AND DELETE THIS DAMN WEBSITE!
-sfg
first thing: what the hell?
Published by Bobby Henderson January 20th, 2009 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 362 Comments
362 Responses to “first thing: what the hell?”
I have been fairly nice in my replies to these posts. Trying to act more as a guide than a bitch. However, sfg, you in no way deserve that and are way beyond help anyway. So, as you can see, you uneducated, obviously Christian, hack, your letter can be turned against you. If you were to actually read any of the literature on this website then you would know that this group is not tax exempt, unlike yours. You know, the money that your church uses to propagate its own agenda wherever it can, indoctrinating the weak minded who cannot think for themselves and children who have not been taught to think for themselves. You can claim this intellectual superiority for that kind of catch? If you are Catholic, then I can also point to the kingdom of the Vatican where a man is clothed in the most expensive fabrics made from actual gold thread and adorned with precious stones (anyone see the traveling Vatican art tour? The number of diamonds just in that exhibit would be enough to feed thousands, and they acquire more everyday!) and then runs around telling everyone else how to live their lives while their own priests… well you get the picture.
Just quickly, because I am curious, what was the last book you read by someone with an actual degree (and not some Nora Roberts junk)? What was the last educational show that you watched (and no, that does not include Jeopardy or the news)? Because I can guarantee you that the people on this website are much more highly educated than you. I am sure that we could do a call of degrees and IQ’s to prove it (there is actually a direct correlation between intelligence and belief in religion. You should look that one up). Would you like to start with yours sfg?
In Peace and Sauciness,
D&WC
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Everyone…. he/she/it is probably right. Im ordering for the immediate deletion of this website. i mean how can you dispute that extremely articulate, well thought out arguement?
“HOW DARE YOU! YOU are just a bunch of freaks and hillbillies that aren´t educated, have been neglected as children, and want to stand out in a freakish kind of way and say: “oh ho, i am a psycho pastafarian” or “look at me,”
It’s funny though because I actually said “OHH HHHO, I AM A PSYCHO PASTAFARIAN” earlier today…boy did i get caught with the clown pants on. The persons right though.. i was neglected as a child, we all cant grow up with a mom/sister/cousin all in one person. That’s three times the love baby.
word. RAmen.
-Dave
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For you retards who want to “Take down the site” or “deletion of this site”;
Who do you think you are to be giving orders out over the internet? Do you honestly think you have some kind of power over people on the web? What the fuck are you going to do? Start a petition? LOL
GG newfags…
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Huh. Funny that Christians believe that god looks the same as us even though we’re all made of the same building blocks as dog turds. So your god made of dog turds is less ridiculous than a god made of pasta? I’d rather eat pasta than your dog-turd cracker.
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This persion is very stupid to think that people actuly believe in the great and almighty FSM. Also calling us uneducated hillbillies does not make any sense considering that she is christian.
RAmen
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Best letter yet.
“AND who is the leader of this “church”? My pastor and family would like a word with him.”I’d like a few words with the Pope – and the Christian God – too, but sadly we don’t always get what we want.
“HOW dare you sick idiots portrait that fictionous monster in place of God and Jesus. HOW DARE YOU! YOU are just a bunch of freaks and hillbillies that aren´t educated, have been neglected as children, and want to stand out in a freakish kind of way and say: “oh ho, i am a psycho pastafarian” or “look at me, i have been sent by the BDSM, i mean FSM, i come in peace, join us, spread the word of this goddamn thing.” keep your worship to yourselves and don´t taint the believe of normal people.”
That’s us all right, uneducated, neglected, hillbilly freaks (often replete with our obviously fraudulent multiple uni degrees). Damn our peacefully worshiping ways!
At least this one uses punctuation correctly (some of the time).
“Think of it as this: What kind of Psycho draws up a pile of spaghetties, makes a church (so that he doesn´t have to pay taxes for his ventures AND to get MONEY form his crazy, damn followers) out of it, and even involves children and young people in this damn shit?!”
Oh noes, not children AND young people!?
Spaghetties, ROFL. When is Bobby going to get tax exemption, by the way?
“God damn you all, you idiots. DONT MISLEAD ANYMORE PEOPLE AND DELETE THIS DAMN WEBSITE!
-sfg”
You’d better do it Bobby, she sounds pissed (SHE’S USING ALL CAPITALS!!!) and you only have >10 million people on your side.
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The thought of a family and their pasture sitting down and discussing His Noodly Goodness gust gets me giddy!
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The thought of a family and their pasture sitting down and discussing His Noodly Goodness just gets me giddy!
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First thing: I chance upon this website through Krismas.org and already loving this. One thing though, is this really a hate mail? I am wondering cause this really sounds funny. Maybe sfg is a Pastafarian in disguise? I specifically liked this passage, “Stop misleading innocent people. Who the hell worships a bundle of flying spaghetti with meatballs?” Cracked me up, I can not stop laughing. Sounds appetizing. Hmmmm spaghetti with meatballs, yummy.
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Does anyone see the irony here? Aren’t Christians supposed to LOVE? This is my favorite hate mail, so contradicting. May you be touched by his noodly appendages, you really need it.
RAmen
-Sherry the wine girl
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xD this is amazing! i love how she is all rwar. but for me its like well fine you can belive in something i find stupid, and ill belive in something stupid i want to, its more of proveing a point.
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“HOW DARE YOU?” ROFLMAO!!!
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