I AM GOING TO EAT YOUR GOOOOOOOOD!!!!! he looks tasty.
No i meant seriously .. SERIOUSLY. As a christian myself, i love my God and the son of God, Jesus. He has saved me.
WHAT is a dinner gonna do? feed you for one night? Flying Speghetti Monster!!!???? SERIOUSLY!
i hope this is a joke, cause if the nation is stupid enough to believe this bull then they are stupid enough to believe anything whats so ever.
as i am a young adult, i still am not naive enough to buy into this.
SO PLEASE! IM STARVING! IM GONNA HAVE YOUR GOD FOR DINNER TONIGHT! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!
YUMMY SPEGHETTI!
-Crystie
I am going to eat your god
Published by Bobby Henderson January 9th, 2009 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 262 Comments
262 Responses to “I am going to eat your god”
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I love how hes just like anyone who believes in this is stupid its ridiculous!!! that’s exactly how i feel about all you Christians and everyone else….
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This person obviously doesn’t see the irony in her letter.
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“…believe in anything whatsoever.”
They do! That’s why so many are Christian, of course!
;-)
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i hope this is a joke, cause if the nation is stupid enough to believe this bull then they are stupid enough to believe anything whats so ever.
Priceless!!!
Absolutely bloody priceless!!!
The irony of if.
As Pastafarian I couldn’t put it better myself.
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Catholics eat your God (AKA Yahweh, yeah he’s the same for Jews, Christians and Catholics) and drink his blood every Sunday. I don’t see you complaining with them about that.
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“i hope this is a joke, cause if the nation is stupid enough to believe this bull then they are stupid enough to believe anything whats so ever.” yea your right we do believe in anything what so ever take your religion thats of of them. and its free choice.
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Correction, I eat god every day. A little bit of alfredo and BAM! Thatsa spicy Deity!
You have this whole thing backwards, Crystie.
P.S, Stop typing in all caps, you spastic chimp.
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I hope he tastes great.
RAmen
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WHAT THE FUCK!!!!EPIC FAIL!!!!!
Pasta shall only be eatin on friday(just like your mom)
Fuck Haters
RAmen
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What exactly has your God saved you from ??
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“”"as i am a young adult, i still am not naive enough to buy into this.”"”
Yet you bought into Christianity. All I have to say.
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If they eat our god, can we eat theirs?
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