Comments on: Cuss me out, I could care less http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/01/cuss-me-out-i-could-care-less/ Fri, 19 Mar 2010 05:40:23 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: CrudOMatic http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/01/cuss-me-out-i-could-care-less/#comment-917364 CrudOMatic Wed, 27 Jan 2010 02:50:02 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/01/cuss-me-out-i-could-care-less/#comment-917364 """I KNOW He is real""" Where is the proof then? Sure you heard that before. You will hear it until the day you die - and rot in the ground. """Can this…’FSM’ can give you everlasting life?""" Who needs that when you can have everlasting pasta? Besides, everlasting life is overrated - who the hell wants to be alive forever, and around assholes like Jesus Christ, Jerry Falwell and GOD? """I will be praying for you all ( you *really* need it)""" You're just wasting your time, prayer doesn't work. Besides I don't want you to... in fact I'ma see if there is a legal recourse to people praying for you against your will - like maybe "Mythological Violation" “”"I KNOW He is real”"”

Where is the proof then? Sure you heard that before. You will hear it until the day you die – and rot in the ground.

“”"Can this…’FSM’ can give you everlasting life?”"”

Who needs that when you can have everlasting pasta? Besides, everlasting life is overrated – who the hell wants to be alive forever, and around assholes like Jesus Christ, Jerry Falwell and GOD?

“”"I will be praying for you all ( you *really* need it)”"”

You’re just wasting your time, prayer doesn’t work. Besides I don’t want you to… in fact I’ma see if there is a legal recourse to people praying for you against your will – like maybe “Mythological Violation”

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]]> By: carl merida http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/01/cuss-me-out-i-could-care-less/#comment-908065 carl merida Wed, 23 Dec 2009 00:48:54 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/01/cuss-me-out-i-could-care-less/#comment-908065 exactly how is it you "know" your god is real, if you have any evidence i'd love to see it, and if you don't, i have somethingto tell you, just saying something does NOT make it instantly true (if it did, i'd be having sex right now, but i'm not) exactly how is it you “know” your god is real, if you have any evidence i’d love to see it, and if you don’t, i have somethingto tell you, just saying something does NOT make it instantly true (if it did, i’d be having sex right now, but i’m not)

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]]> By: Jimmy-Bob http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/01/cuss-me-out-i-could-care-less/#comment-882925 Jimmy-Bob Thu, 01 Oct 2009 16:33:44 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/01/cuss-me-out-i-could-care-less/#comment-882925 How do you know that your god is real ?? Seriously, I'm asking. I want to hear your evidence. How do you know that your god is real ??
Seriously, I’m asking. I want to hear your evidence.

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]]> By: Jack Shephard http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/01/cuss-me-out-i-could-care-less/#comment-877971 Jack Shephard Sat, 12 Sep 2009 15:12:59 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/01/cuss-me-out-i-could-care-less/#comment-877971 See how much your so called "Knowing" pays off when you die!!! See how much your so called “Knowing” pays off when you die!!!

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]]> By: Ode to a Grasshopper http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/01/cuss-me-out-i-could-care-less/#comment-846674 Ode to a Grasshopper Wed, 08 Jul 2009 06:31:27 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/01/cuss-me-out-i-could-care-less/#comment-846674 Everlasting life huh? I'm pretty sure Christians die too ya know. But please feel free to prove me wrong and show me a still-living Christian who's reached, say, 200. As for life after death, the FSM promises that too, with beer and strippers. Everlasting life huh? I’m pretty sure Christians die too ya know. But please feel free to prove me wrong and show me a still-living Christian who’s reached, say, 200.
As for life after death, the FSM promises that too, with beer and strippers.

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]]> By: JerseyStrong http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/01/cuss-me-out-i-could-care-less/#comment-833773 JerseyStrong Tue, 23 Jun 2009 13:28:15 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/01/cuss-me-out-i-could-care-less/#comment-833773 Har har... christians are funny. word. RAmen. Dave Har har… christians are funny. word.

RAmen.
Dave

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]]> By: Garrick McElroy http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/01/cuss-me-out-i-could-care-less/#comment-833409 Garrick McElroy Mon, 22 Jun 2009 13:13:05 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/01/cuss-me-out-i-could-care-less/#comment-833409 Didn't notice, I already said that, disregard my last post. Lulz... Didn’t notice, I already said that, disregard my last post. Lulz…

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]]> By: Garrick McElroy http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/01/cuss-me-out-i-could-care-less/#comment-833408 Garrick McElroy Mon, 22 Jun 2009 13:12:22 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/01/cuss-me-out-i-could-care-less/#comment-833408 It seems you have us confused with your Christian pals. We try not to curse people out. We're good people. Here's to hoping His Noodly Appendage touches you, -GM RAmen If you have any questions about or just want to discuss the FSM, you can reach me at kanastag@comcast.net It seems you have us confused with your Christian pals. We try not to curse people out. We’re good people.

Here’s to hoping His Noodly Appendage touches you,
-GM
RAmen

If you have any questions about or just want to discuss the FSM, you can reach me at kanastag@comcast.net

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]]> By: Garrick McElroy http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/01/cuss-me-out-i-could-care-less/#comment-817574 Garrick McElroy Thu, 28 May 2009 15:32:29 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/01/cuss-me-out-i-could-care-less/#comment-817574 Listen, I notice that you started out your hate-mail, "Cuss me out. I don't care." I've never ACTUALLY seen a Pastafarian really cuss someone out on here. Only Christians do that. Listen, I notice that you started out your hate-mail, “Cuss me out. I don’t care.” I’ve never ACTUALLY seen a Pastafarian really cuss someone out on here. Only Christians do that.

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]]> By: I'll call myself... http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/01/cuss-me-out-i-could-care-less/#comment-810605 I'll call myself... Wed, 13 May 2009 19:53:18 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/01/cuss-me-out-i-could-care-less/#comment-810605 'NOTHER QUESTION! How can you prove that your God is real? I notice that all the people who can verify this are dead. ‘NOTHER QUESTION!
How can you prove that your God is real? I notice that all the people who can verify this are dead.

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]]> By: Joe Wilson http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/01/cuss-me-out-i-could-care-less/#comment-810512 Joe Wilson Wed, 13 May 2009 17:01:00 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/01/cuss-me-out-i-could-care-less/#comment-810512 If you understood the actual idea of god, you might have gleaned that it is not a "someone." God is supposed to be the embodiment of te creative force, the thing that makes every person different. The best definition I have heard for God is "is-ness." God tells Moses to go to the people and call God by the name "I am." I wouldn't believe in a thing that was afraid to tell it's followers its name. If you understood the actual idea of god, you might have gleaned that it is not a “someone.” God is supposed to be the embodiment of te creative force, the thing that makes every person different. The best definition I have heard for God is “is-ness.”

God tells Moses to go to the people and call God by the name “I am.” I wouldn’t believe in a thing that was afraid to tell it’s followers its name.

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]]> By: Duke http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/01/cuss-me-out-i-could-care-less/#comment-809889 Duke Tue, 12 May 2009 18:22:35 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/01/cuss-me-out-i-could-care-less/#comment-809889 @ Lucus - It's painfully obvious you do not care about grammar, but telling other people not to read because you don't care about properly formed sentences is ridiculous. @ Lucus – It’s painfully obvious you do not care about grammar, but telling other people not to read because you don’t care about properly formed sentences is ridiculous.

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]]> By: lucus http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/01/cuss-me-out-i-could-care-less/#comment-798626 lucus Fri, 01 May 2009 05:17:25 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/01/cuss-me-out-i-could-care-less/#comment-798626 "You could care less? You could not care less? Seriously - this is one phrase that needs to get stricken from the english language. NO ONE gets it right." Shut up. I could care less about grammar, if you don't like it than you should of not came here. “You could care less? You could not care less?

Seriously – this is one phrase that needs to get stricken from the english language. NO ONE gets it right.”

Shut up. I could care less about grammar, if you don’t like it than you should of not came here.

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]]> By: The lök http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/01/cuss-me-out-i-could-care-less/#comment-798257 The lök Thu, 30 Apr 2009 14:22:48 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/01/cuss-me-out-i-could-care-less/#comment-798257 You'll be praying for us? Let us reciprocate: We'll be thinking for you. You’ll be praying for us? Let us reciprocate:

We’ll be thinking for you.

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]]> By: adam http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/01/cuss-me-out-i-could-care-less/#comment-794464 adam Sun, 26 Apr 2009 17:22:23 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/01/cuss-me-out-i-could-care-less/#comment-794464 yes he can. He has a heaven too. prove that ours is any less real than yours. yes he can. He has a heaven too. prove that ours is any less real than yours.

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]]> By: Woof :D http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/01/cuss-me-out-i-could-care-less/#comment-776481 Woof :D Sun, 05 Apr 2009 05:27:16 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/01/cuss-me-out-i-could-care-less/#comment-776481 @ Number 162/Meow; That is one of the most inteligent things I've read in a hell-of-a long time~ "Humans just have natural tendencies to believe and follow in something they think is right, and they need someone to tell them not to do bad stuff, or to “commit sin.” I’m not saying believing in a religion is bad, I’m just saying that there are better ways to live your life than to have it controlled by a religion." My exact veiw on life, thank you! :) I consider myself pastafarian but I do that knowing of the satire involved (I love it); thus, being pastafairan means living a life you just described. Meow. Feel pleased that your words just defined what I have been trying to put into words myself for years~ @ Number 162/Meow; That is one of the most inteligent things I’ve read in a hell-of-a long time~ “Humans just have natural tendencies to believe and follow in something they think is right, and they need someone to tell them not to do bad stuff, or to “commit sin.” I’m not saying believing in a religion is bad, I’m just saying that there are better ways to live your life than to have it controlled by a religion.”

My exact veiw on life, thank you! :) I consider myself pastafarian but I do that knowing of the satire involved (I love it); thus, being pastafairan means living a life you just described.

Meow. Feel pleased that your words just defined what I have been trying to put into words myself for years~

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]]> By: Kristen http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/01/cuss-me-out-i-could-care-less/#comment-762940 Kristen Thu, 19 Mar 2009 20:51:44 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/01/cuss-me-out-i-could-care-less/#comment-762940 "Cuss me out, I could care less." *bangs head against desk* I could care less. I *could* care less? You could care less? You could not care less? Seriously - this is one phrase that needs to get stricken from the english language. NO ONE gets it right. Please refer to Wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Reference_desk/Language/FAQs "Could or couldn't care less? This is an issue to which logic is the answer: * I could care less means "I do care somewhat", since one can only care less if already caring * I couldn't care less means "I don't care at all", since one cannot care less if not caring Evidently, if you mean to say "I don't care at all", the latter term, I couldn't care less, is the one to use. The matter changes slightly in American English, where both colloquialisms are used interchangably to mean "I don't care at all",[1] with "I could care less" meaning "I could hardly care less".[2]." Thank you. “Cuss me out, I could care less.”

*bangs head against desk*

I could care less.

I *could* care less?

You could care less? You could not care less?

Seriously – this is one phrase that needs to get stricken from the english language. NO ONE gets it right.

Please refer to Wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Reference_desk/Language/FAQs

“Could or couldn’t care less?

This is an issue to which logic is the answer:

* I could care less means “I do care somewhat”, since one can only care less if already caring
* I couldn’t care less means “I don’t care at all”, since one cannot care less if not caring

Evidently, if you mean to say “I don’t care at all”, the latter term, I couldn’t care less, is the one to use. The matter changes slightly in American English, where both colloquialisms are used interchangably to mean “I don’t care at all”,[1] with “I could care less” meaning “I could hardly care less”.[2].”

Thank you.

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]]> By: Kristen http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/01/cuss-me-out-i-could-care-less/#comment-762930 Kristen Thu, 19 Mar 2009 20:41:03 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/01/cuss-me-out-i-could-care-less/#comment-762930 "Cuss me out, I could care less." *bangs head against desk* I could care less. I *could* care less? You could care less? You could not care less? Seriously - this is one phrase that needs to get stricken from the english language. NO ONE gets it right. “Cuss me out, I could care less.”

*bangs head against desk*

I could care less.

I *could* care less?

You could care less? You could not care less?

Seriously – this is one phrase that needs to get stricken from the english language. NO ONE gets it right.

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]]> By: Red Handed Jill http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/01/cuss-me-out-i-could-care-less/#comment-759665 Red Handed Jill Mon, 16 Mar 2009 22:26:15 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/01/cuss-me-out-i-could-care-less/#comment-759665 Ummm...bowchikawowwow? We have looked up the definition of "Satire". Apparently you are not the one getting it - dumbass. Ummm…bowchikawowwow? We have looked up the definition of “Satire”. Apparently you are not the one getting it – dumbass.

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]]> By: FSM > Jesus http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/01/cuss-me-out-i-could-care-less/#comment-759293 FSM > Jesus Mon, 16 Mar 2009 12:21:20 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/01/cuss-me-out-i-could-care-less/#comment-759293 Another case of a do-gooder christian complaining that their invisible friend is better than ours... You need to get out more, if all you have to do if complain abot invisible meatballs on a satirical website. Please have fun in your everlasting life of stale beer and strippers with STD's Another case of a do-gooder christian complaining that their invisible friend is better than ours… You need to get out more, if all you have to do if complain abot invisible meatballs on a satirical website. Please have fun in your everlasting life of stale beer and strippers with STD’s

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