Cuss me out, I could care less. But what you are saying really ticks me off. I believe in someone bigger than anyone could imagine. And trust me, I KNOW He is real. I truly think this “Flying Spaghetti Monster” is a horrible sad joke, something a 4 year old would joke about. This “Bobby” guy needs to get a life, really.
Can this…’FSM’ can give you everlasting life? I think NOT!! I will be praying for you all ( you *really* need it)
-pgh
Cuss me out, I could care less
Published by Bobby Henderson January 1st, 2009 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 187 Comments
187 Responses to “Cuss me out, I could care less”
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#147, Shrexes, that was a wonderful post and a pleasure to read.
You have surely been touched.
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He must not have noticed that we’re mostly not th eones who do the swearing in this section.
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I have no reason to “cuss” you out…but please please please dont pray for me.
Thanks!
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this is just depressing. where in the damned christian bible does it say god can give u ever lasting life for one thing? i dont think anyone has ever seen somoene walk around for over 120 some years >.> and HOW do you know hes real? Have you seen him? Have you hung out with him? NO!i dont think so. Do you people have any proof why god is an indefinent form? If he is an indefinent form then how could he have the power to make the universe? Plus in the bible it says that in heaven you have no wants u just want to pray to god, then why would money be so important to priests??? And if god has no need for money why would he forgive your sins just for paying the church? freaking ignorence
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And… Why WOULD anyone want to live forever, anyway? I don’t think it’d be much fun to be decrepit for a century or two…
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You’re gonna PRAY for the people you just insulted? Look at me, I am not Pastaferian and I’m standing up for them! What do you have against other religions!
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YES. COWS ARE IMMORTAL. WERE YOU UNAWARE?
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“Can this…’FSM’ can give you everlasting life?”
Yes. It’s called heaven. We have a beer volcano and a stripper factory! :D!
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keep the faith brothers!!!!!!!!!!!!
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1) You mean to say, “I couldn’t care less”. Sorry, just a pet peeve.
2)”Can this…’FSM’ can give you everlasting life? I think NOT!! ”
I now direct your attention to the historical fact that every christian that was born between the years 1 and 1800 is now dead. However there were NO reported pastafarian deaths during that period.
I’m no spaghetti worshipper myself, but the FSM seems to be getting better results.
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“Can this…’FSM’ can give you everlasting life? I think NOT!!”
Very dynamic phrasing. Putting the adverb after the verb is immensely clever and nobody, not even superheroes, have ever thought of it.
Grammar praise aside, I must say that I doubt many things can give you eternal life. Neither would I want it. I can’t imagine having to put up with invisible bearded men for centuries, not to mention having to sing praise or whatev.
Plus, don’t you get it to begin with? The commies, homos, and Muslims all go to hell forever, right? So they get eternal life anyway.
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This website confuses me…Is this religion serious, or did someone make it up for fun? Either way, I don’t really believe in any religion. When christians say “My god exists,” well no it doesnt, christianity is just based off the ancient egyptian religion which focused on worshipping the sun. Humans just have natural tendencies to believe and follow in something they think is right, and they need someone to tell them not to do bad stuff, or to “commit sin.” I’m not saying believing in a religion is bad, I’m just saying that there are better ways to live your life than to have it controlled by a religion.
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asinine comments like yours piss me off, I will Pray to Joe Peschi for you.
The FSM has not touched you, and so you are lost.
RAMEN, sauce be with you.
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The FSM gives us Strippers, a Beer Volcano and Pirate Ship!
By the by, eternal life would be a curse, just ask Lestat.
RAMEN
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GOD DAMNIT! STOP PRAYING FOR ME WILL YOU!
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pgh,
I had put this post on another thread, but I see that you also need it here.
If there’s to be any praying here, let’s let it be for the poor, whom you won’t clothe, and the hungry, whom you won’t feed, and the sick, whom you won’t insure, presumably because of the astronomical rent on your megachurch.
I’ll add here some links to some interesting reading that I’ve found:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/csm/20090310/cm_csm/yspencer
This is an opinion piece from the Christian Science Moniter. Next is the Blog from which it was taken:
http://www.internetmonk.com/archive/imonk-101-why-do-they-hate-us#more-2915
Next is a Scientific American Article on the economics of classic piracy:
http://www.sciam.com/article.cfm?id=pirates-rational-choice&SID=mail&sc=emailfriend
My favorite, and one that I’ve pushed before is a study of the hate mailers on this site:
http://home.cc.umanitoba.ca/~altemey/
RAmen
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“Can this…’FSM’ can give you everlasting life? I think NOT!! I will be praying for you all ( you *really* need it)”
Do you honestly believe that this is a real religion? Please, get out Webster’s and look up the word “satire”!
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Another case of a do-gooder christian complaining that their invisible friend is better than ours… You need to get out more, if all you have to do if complain abot invisible meatballs on a satirical website. Please have fun in your everlasting life of stale beer and strippers with STD’s
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Ummm…bowchikawowwow? We have looked up the definition of “Satire”. Apparently you are not the one getting it – dumbass.
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“Cuss me out, I could care less.”
*bangs head against desk*
I could care less.
I *could* care less?
You could care less? You could not care less?
Seriously – this is one phrase that needs to get stricken from the english language. NO ONE gets it right.
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“Cuss me out, I could care less.”
*bangs head against desk*
I could care less.
I *could* care less?
You could care less? You could not care less?
Seriously – this is one phrase that needs to get stricken from the english language. NO ONE gets it right.
Please refer to Wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Reference_desk/Language/FAQs
“Could or couldn’t care less?
This is an issue to which logic is the answer:
* I could care less means “I do care somewhat”, since one can only care less if already caring
* I couldn’t care less means “I don’t care at all”, since one cannot care less if not caring
Evidently, if you mean to say “I don’t care at all”, the latter term, I couldn’t care less, is the one to use. The matter changes slightly in American English, where both colloquialisms are used interchangably to mean “I don’t care at all”,[1] with “I could care less” meaning “I could hardly care less”.[2].”
Thank you.
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@ Number 162/Meow; That is one of the most inteligent things I’ve read in a hell-of-a long time~ “Humans just have natural tendencies to believe and follow in something they think is right, and they need someone to tell them not to do bad stuff, or to “commit sin.” I’m not saying believing in a religion is bad, I’m just saying that there are better ways to live your life than to have it controlled by a religion.”
My exact veiw on life, thank you! :) I consider myself pastafarian but I do that knowing of the satire involved (I love it); thus, being pastafairan means living a life you just described.
Meow. Feel pleased that your words just defined what I have been trying to put into words myself for years~
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yes he can. He has a heaven too. prove that ours is any less real than yours.
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You’ll be praying for us? Let us reciprocate:
We’ll be thinking for you.
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“You could care less? You could not care less?
Seriously – this is one phrase that needs to get stricken from the english language. NO ONE gets it right.”
Shut up. I could care less about grammar, if you don’t like it than you should of not came here.
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@ Lucus – It’s painfully obvious you do not care about grammar, but telling other people not to read because you don’t care about properly formed sentences is ridiculous.
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If you understood the actual idea of god, you might have gleaned that it is not a “someone.” God is supposed to be the embodiment of te creative force, the thing that makes every person different. The best definition I have heard for God is “is-ness.”
God tells Moses to go to the people and call God by the name “I am.” I wouldn’t believe in a thing that was afraid to tell it’s followers its name.
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‘NOTHER QUESTION!
How can you prove that your God is real? I notice that all the people who can verify this are dead.
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Listen, I notice that you started out your hate-mail, “Cuss me out. I don’t care.” I’ve never ACTUALLY seen a Pastafarian really cuss someone out on here. Only Christians do that.
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It seems you have us confused with your Christian pals. We try not to curse people out. We’re good people.
Here’s to hoping His Noodly Appendage touches you,
-GM
RAmen
If you have any questions about or just want to discuss the FSM, you can reach me at kanastag@comcast.net
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Didn’t notice, I already said that, disregard my last post. Lulz…
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Har har… christians are funny. word.
RAmen.
Dave
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Everlasting life huh? I’m pretty sure Christians die too ya know. But please feel free to prove me wrong and show me a still-living Christian who’s reached, say, 200.
As for life after death, the FSM promises that too, with beer and strippers.
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See how much your so called “Knowing” pays off when you die!!!
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How do you know that your god is real ??
Seriously, I’m asking. I want to hear your evidence.
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exactly how is it you “know” your god is real, if you have any evidence i’d love to see it, and if you don’t, i have somethingto tell you, just saying something does NOT make it instantly true (if it did, i’d be having sex right now, but i’m not)
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“”"I KNOW He is real”"”
Where is the proof then? Sure you heard that before. You will hear it until the day you die – and rot in the ground.
“”"Can this…’FSM’ can give you everlasting life?”"”
Who needs that when you can have everlasting pasta? Besides, everlasting life is overrated – who the hell wants to be alive forever, and around assholes like Jesus Christ, Jerry Falwell and GOD?
“”"I will be praying for you all ( you *really* need it)”"”
You’re just wasting your time, prayer doesn’t work. Besides I don’t want you to… in fact I’ma see if there is a legal recourse to people praying for you against your will – like maybe “Mythological Violation”
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