After being inspired by the FSM, I decided to make a little sculpture of Him. An hour later (plus another hour baking in the oven) I had finished the figure of Him shown in the attached photo. He is made out of Sculpey III polymer clay and stands about eight cm wide and a little under three cm tall at the eyestalks. He is currently living on my windowsill.
May the Sauce be with you!
~Alli
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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Inspired and inspirational! Arg.
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Living on the windowsill? Thats perfect. Hopefully he will reach out and touch people passing by with his noodly appendage. RAmen brother.
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This image is truly inspirational. Please use your abundant sculptural talent to create a short claymation video, extolling the truth and beauty of FSM.
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Praise be to Him. He hath surely guided your hand in the creation of this divine artifact. All hail the flying spaghetti monster.
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Freaking awesome – wish I had one!
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This is great! And after you have eliminated all the IDists, you can turn on Jews and Blacks.
Bigotry lives!
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What? You have moderation? Won’t the FSM protect you?
Are you Fucking Shitting Me? (FSM, get it? Bahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Just a little humor. I mean, its all in fun!
Right?
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Hey, I realized how great that is!
Fucking Shitting Me. (FSM, bahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!)
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What we need is a FSM christmas special with Pirates, Midgits and Ninjas fighting Santa and his horde of evil Zombies.
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i should try making one, great work. You could probably sell those, please put up a couple on ebay, id love to buy one since im not all that good at arts.
i missed this site so much after my comp was fried, but now im back.
RAmen
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Anti Krebs Man: I don’t think any member of our church wants to eliminate anyone. We’re not trying to eliminate people who believe in ID, just showing them alternatives that have just as much validity. It’s about trying to stop the teaching of religious dogma as science.
Bigotry is not part of the Flying Spaghetti Monster’s creed. You should read about a subject before you make inane comments.
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@ Anti Krebs Man,
Jews, and blacks, eh? Who said that was what this was about? Please read the ABOUT section, before you go off on your ridiculous tirades. Collect your thoughts while I’m donkey-punching your mother!!
RAmen!
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Another perfect representation of his Noodliness!
May the Sauce be with you
RAmen
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i’m gonna make one (maybe if i get around to it). it’s so awesome. also i LOVE the RAmen. i think that’s so cool. probably not the right place to say it but meh!and yes this is a tolerant religion. i don’t profess to know much about it (being quite new and all) but from what i’ve picked up nowhere is there anything that says we’re going to eliminate people.
anyway
RAmen
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He’s a bit cross-eyed, but maybe he’s been smoking them Nepalese Temple Balls that he’s clutching under his floppy tentacles… compliments for the Floppy Stoned Monster (which also stands for FSM… without any rude words!)
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Dude.
Its..
Its…
Awesome.. 0_o
(wannit)
Greetings from Holland, Europe
Jelle Koopman
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your clay monster rules im going to do that for my homework. You see i need to find a example of a clay sculpture. Yours is perect! I need to find out who made it, when they made it, were they made it and what is it. I go to st. peters school.
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