2009 January archive - Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Archive for January, 2009

Familiar shadow

Published by Bobby Henderson January 28th, 2009 in General FSM news and sightings. 31 Comments

While hiking Speckled Mt. in Peru, Maine I saw this view on the valley below.
-Laurel

I’m sorry, but this is beyond ridiculous

Published by Bobby Henderson January 26th, 2009 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 160 Comments

I’m sorry,but this is beyond ridiculous.It’s all your fault he touched me with his noodly apendage.I’m sorry,I respect all religion,but this is something you’d find coming bulls ass.How can you live with yourself.You seem pathetic,and full of shat.Your the mockery of this bullshit race of humans.Me and my friend actually considered being “pastafarian” just be [...]

Okinawa starbucks sighting

Published by Bobby Henderson January 26th, 2009 in General FSM news, Spread the Word and sightings. 18 Comments

I was oodled by His Noodle in Okinawa. My piece is entitled And on the Third Day He Created Starbucks and saw that it was Good.
-Deanna
Okinawa, Japan

Ikea

Published by Bobby Henderson January 25th, 2009 in General FSM news and sightings. 20 Comments

Whilst browsing Ikea one day, noticed that the Swedes have been touched by His noodly appendage.
-Amelia

Snowboard evangelism

Published by Bobby Henderson January 24th, 2009 in General FSM news and Spread the Word. 15 Comments

I was inspired by His Noodly Appendage to design a snowboard in honor of the cause. I’ve attached a photo of me that shows both sides of the snowboard. The top sheet is black with white pirate fish at each end. The bottom of the board has the inverse.
This board has already [...]

game sighting

Published by Bobby Henderson January 23rd, 2009 in General FSM news and sightings. 23 Comments

I was playing this online flash game, and one of the bosses made me chuckle… I’m thinkin the creator of the game is a pastafarian.
Best regards,
Zach

Portland sighting

Published by Bobby Henderson January 22nd, 2009 in General FSM news and sightings. 11 Comments

During the recent snowstorm in Portland we were stuck in the house for 10 days. We were becoming a bit stir crazy and not being very cool and groovy, finding that houseguests, teenagers and the lack of any good groceries (read pasta) were getting on our nerves. That was of course until His Noodlyness, the [...]

this is the dumbissst thing i have ever heard

Published by Bobby Henderson January 21st, 2009 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 239 Comments

this is the dumbissst thing i have ever heard……..you think this is ganna make fun of christians then you are a fool! cause the god we worship is real…. and we dont eat him… by the way well pray for you your ganna need it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-brittany

first thing: what the hell?

Published by Bobby Henderson January 20th, 2009 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 362 Comments

first thing: What the hell? You are just crazy, mislead idiots, who see some kind of personal profit in you “pastafarian” ways. Stop misleading innocent people. Who the hell worships a bundle of flying spaghetti with meatballs? It´s just sick. AND who is the leader of this “church”? My pastor and family would like a [...]

snow sighting

Published by Bobby Henderson January 19th, 2009 in General FSM news and sightings. 13 Comments

I’d like to contribute to your site with a new evidence for the existence of His Noodliness.
It just appeared in my backyard after the last snowfall.
Given the small chance of snowing in Madrid, I’d conclude it was a miracle.
-El que dice Ni

pancake sighting

Published by Bobby Henderson January 16th, 2009 in General FSM news, food and sightings. 18 Comments

This might be a stretch but it made me chuckle.
-Abby
I see Him.

molecular FSM

Published by Bobby Henderson January 15th, 2009 in General FSM news, evidence and sightings. 15 Comments

Microscopic fibers coil together – photo cred. Aizenberg/Harvard. click for more.
What at first resembles a sea anemone clasping two pearls is really a micrometer-scale construct created through a new technique devised at Harvard University.
To make these objects, materials science professor Joanna Aizenberg, applied math professor L. Mahadevan, and colleagues fabricate an array of hairlike, epoxy [...]

I am not going to be hateful

Published by Bobby Henderson January 15th, 2009 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 193 Comments

I am not going to be hateful to you, as many others have concerning your religion, if in fact you can call it a religion. This appears to be a mockery of christianity and other monotheists. The comment saying that you have over 10 million members is either one, a lie, or two, proof that [...]

Pirate-Fish tattoo

Published by Bobby Henderson January 13th, 2009 in General FSM news. 26 Comments

What can I say, I have been Touched.
Jeff, Oak Hall, VA

ceramic creation

Published by Bobby Henderson January 11th, 2009 in General FSM news and arts and crafts. 8 Comments

I felt inspired in my Introduction to Ceramics class to make the one true dinner. So I did.
-McKenzie

roadside suggestion

Published by Bobby Henderson January 10th, 2009 in General FSM news and sightings. 23 Comments

Pastafarian Jake spotted this sign.

I am going to eat your god

Published by Bobby Henderson January 9th, 2009 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 260 Comments

I AM GOING TO EAT YOUR GOOOOOOOOD!!!!! he looks tasty.
No i meant seriously .. SERIOUSLY. As a christian myself, i love my God and the son of God, Jesus. He has saved me.
WHAT is a dinner gonna do? feed you for one night? Flying Speghetti Monster!!!???? SERIOUSLY!
i hope this is a joke, cause if the [...]

For all the gods of the peoples are idols

Published by Bobby Henderson January 5th, 2009 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 218 Comments

“For all the gods of the peoples are idols, but the LORD made the heavens.” (1 Chronicles 16:26).
“You shall not make anything to be with Me – gods of silver or gods of gold you shall not make for yourselves.” (Exodus 20:23).
“What you have in your mind shall never [...]

FSM LIVS

Published by Bobby Henderson January 4th, 2009 in General FSM news and Spread the Word. 13 Comments

Pastafarian Erik’s car in Hesperia, CA.

clay sculpture

Published by Bobby Henderson January 1st, 2009 in General FSM news and arts and crafts. 17 Comments

After being inspired by the FSM, I decided to make a little sculpture of Him. An hour later (plus another hour baking in the oven) I had finished the figure of Him shown in the attached photo. He is made out of Sculpey III polymer clay and stands about eight cm wide and a little [...]