January « 2009 « Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

#General #Sightings

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Familiar shadow

Published January 28th, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

While hiking Speckled Mt. in Peru, Maine I saw this view on the valley below.
-Laurel

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#Hate-Mail (and Concerned Criticism)

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I’m sorry, but this is beyond ridiculous

Published January 26th, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

I’m sorry,but this is beyond ridiculous.It’s all your fault he touched me with his noodly apendage.I’m sorry,I respect all religion,but this is something you’d find coming bulls ass.How can you live with yourself.You seem pathetic,and full of shat.Your the mockery of this bullshit race of humans.Me and my friend actually considered being “pastafarian” just be ridiculous for a day.I know you don’t take too much shit seriously enough to get through your now worthless life.I’
m done trying to make sense out of this,my friend would also like a word with you. <3,Erin

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#Evangelism #General #Sightings

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Okinawa starbucks sighting

Published January 26th, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

I was oodled by His Noodle in Okinawa. My piece is entitled And on the Third Day He Created Starbucks and saw that it was Good.

-Deanna
Okinawa, Japan

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Ikea

Published January 25th, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

Whilst browsing Ikea one day, noticed that the Swedes have been touched by His noodly appendage.

-Amelia

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#Evangelism #General

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Snowboard evangelism

Published January 24th, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

I was inspired by His Noodly Appendage to design a snowboard in honor of the cause. I’ve attached a photo of me that shows both sides of the snowboard. The top sheet is black with white pirate fish at each end. The bottom of the board has the inverse.

This board has already been seen at 39 ski areas in Oregon, Washington and Idaho. I hope to tour additional states and spread the good news worldwide.

rAmen,

David

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#General #Sightings

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game sighting

Published January 23rd, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

I was playing this online flash game, and one of the bosses made me chuckle… I’m thinkin the creator of the game is a pastafarian.

Best regards,

Zach

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#General #Sightings

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Portland sighting

Published January 22nd, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

During the recent snowstorm in Portland we were stuck in the house for 10 days. We were becoming a bit stir crazy and not being very cool and groovy, finding that houseguests, teenagers and the lack of any good groceries (read pasta) were getting on our nerves. That was of course until His Noodlyness, the FSM, graced us with his presence. He landed in our back yard where he could be seen in all his glory from our kitchen window. We were instantly inspired to put on our pirate hats and play a nice game of Munchkin. We were all touched by His Noodly appendage that day!

Liony Goodness

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#Hate-Mail (and Concerned Criticism)

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this is the dumbissst thing i have ever heard

Published January 21st, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

this is the dumbissst thing i have ever heard……..you think this is ganna make fun of christians then you are a fool! cause the god we worship is real…. and we dont eat him… by the way well pray for you your ganna need it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-brittany

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#Hate-Mail (and Concerned Criticism)

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first thing: what the hell?

Published January 20th, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

first thing: What the hell? You are just crazy, mislead idiots, who see some kind of personal profit in you “pastafarian” ways. Stop misleading innocent people. Who the hell worships a bundle of flying spaghetti with meatballs? It´s just sick. AND who is the leader of this “church”? My pastor and family would like a word with him.

HOW dare you sick idiots portrait that fictionous monster in place of God and Jesus. HOW DARE YOU! YOU are just a bunch of freaks and hillbillies that aren´t educated, have been neglected as children, and want to stand out in a freakish kind of way and say: “oh ho, i am a psycho pastafarian” or “look at me, i have been sent by the BDSM, i mean FSM, i come in peace, join us, spread the word of this goddamn thing.” keep your worship to yourselves and don´t taint the believe of normal people.

Think of it as this: What kind of Psycho draws up a pile of spaghetties, makes a church (so that he doesn´t have to pay taxes for his ventures AND to get MONEY form his crazy, damn followers) out of it, and even involves children and young people in this damn shit?!

I SAY, humans invented noodles around 2000-3000 BC!!! All who believe, this sick THING made US all up, is mislead AND has some serious problems with his life.

God damn you all, you idiots. DONT MISLEAD ANYMORE PEOPLE AND DELETE THIS DAMN WEBSITE!
-sfg

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#General #Sightings

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snow sighting

Published January 19th, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

I’d like to contribute to your site with a new evidence for the existence of His Noodliness.

It just appeared in my backyard after the last snowfall.

Given the small chance of snowing in Madrid, I’d conclude it was a miracle.

-El que dice Ni

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