ironic hipster god

Published December 10th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

You’re all fucking retarded. You think your cool with your irnonic hipster FSM god? You fucktards are just as bad as christians, spouting off the same meme dripples as everyone else. Goddamn you people wouldnt know an original thought if it crawled into your room at night and fondled you while telling you how much it loved you.
-anonymous420



207 Responses to “ironic hipster god”

  1. Demigodrick says:

    Thank FSM the hate mail was starting to dry up and i was running out of places to have a laugh…

    And… if you dont agree with us, why come on this site and pester us weith your bad spelling of ironic and your sick memories of what you did last weekend…?

  2. Ubi Dubium says:

    OK, let’s see what the score is on this one:
    Swearwords = 3
    Spelling/punctuation errors = 4
    Invented word = 1 (I don’t know what “dripples” are, but they sound obscene.)
    Creepy inappropriate metaphor revealing the secret inner fantasies of the poster = 1 (with a big eeewww)
    2 Bonus points for your anonymous but yet not completely anonymous handle. Way to be noncomittal.

    So that gets you an 11. Not a really great score. You need some gratuitous capitalization.

  3. Mashed Potatoes says:

    I love people who just don’t get it :D

  4. lazlow says:

    “You’re all fucking retarded.”

    Simple Jack is my hero!

    “You think your cool with your irnonic hipster FSM god?”

    I have trouble understanding how the FSM can be an “ironic hipster”

    “Goddamn you people wouldnt know an original thought if it crawled into your room at night and fondled you while telling you how much it loved you.”

    But it’s quite ironic that you accuse others of not having an original thought when you can’t even come up with an original comparison. Would you maybe like some bandages for the gun shot wound in your foot?

  5. mentos says:

    You give atheists like us a bad name :-/

  6. bluri says:

    Because 420 is so original…

  7. The Very Right Reverend Fogey says:

    I may well be retarded, but at least I can spell.

  8. Bruce says:

    whoa—this poor girl has had some bad touching done to her!
    :(

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