ironic hipster god

Published December 10th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

You’re all fucking retarded. You think your cool with your irnonic hipster FSM god? You fucktards are just as bad as christians, spouting off the same meme dripples as everyone else. Goddamn you people wouldnt know an original thought if it crawled into your room at night and fondled you while telling you how much it loved you.
-anonymous420



207 Responses to “ironic hipster god”

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  1. I Drive a YAR-is says:

    This has to be a fake. I know the hate mail has been slow lately but don’t make stuff up.

  2. Ron says:

    Iconic, dude. It’s spelled ‘Iconic’.

  3. Arg Sayer says:

    How trite. Arg.

  4. Aesi says:

    Eh? We wouldn’t know an original thought, eh?
    Point to the other Flying Spaghetti Monster then, Mr. Anon.

  5. Daniel S says:

    “You’re all fucking retarded”

    Well asides from FSMism we do enjoy serious intellectual discussions, retarded? not by a long shot

    “You think your cool with your irnonic hipster FSM god?”

    I suggest you get a sense of humour, but yes i think FSM is pretty funny

    “You fucktards are just as bad as christians”

    Well there a few christians here, ones with a sense of humour and a brain, but no, Pastafarians aren’t bigoted so we aren’t anywhere near as bad as fundamentalists

    “spouting off the same meme dripples as everyone else”

    and since when was ANY group immune from this? yeah so don’t equate a few people with a whole group, its fallacious

    “Goddamn you people wouldnt know an original thought if it crawled into your room at night and fondled you while telling you how much it loved you.”

    wow thats original! but yeah we know of originality, we apply it when we feel like it, sometimes cliches are appropriate… but this isn’t a very good argument, in fact you don’t really have any argument and are merely spouting stupidity.

    Come back when you have something intelligent to say.

    “-anonymous420″

    that certainly is original

  6. Joe Marinara says:

    What’s it like to go through life without a sense of humor?

  7. ricky the pirate says:

    “irnonic dripples?” I think there’s an ointment that cures that…

  8. PeggyLuWho says:

    Wait. There’s fondling? I’m not getting any fondling. What the fuck?

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