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My son Bryce decided to honor the FSM this year with this lovely Nativity scene, complete with pirates and his home-made sculpture of the Holy One.
-Laurie
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Sweetness! I want to make one now!
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I am so running to Michaels this weekend and making one of these to put next to the Holiday tree!
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If I didn’t live in an apartment, I would totally do a lawn nativity scene for the FSM. Imagine the Jolly Roger flying over a stable complete with the FSM, pirates, and representations of the beer volcano and strippers.
Arrgh, t’would be a marry marry christmas!
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If me eye-patch don’t decieve me, the second pirate from the right is a pig. Excellent! Piggies also need to go a-buccaneering now and again, so as to be touched by His noodly appendage.
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not to speak of the five midgits!
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We used that clay that you bake. After it cooled we painted it with water colors that we had laying around. It took about 10 minutes to make and didn’t cost much! Thanks for the comments!
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That is completely awesome. Seriously, I wish I had one.
RAmen Mateys!
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Yar, if the homosexuals can have a nativity with 2 Marys and 2 Josephs then surely, this be not blasphemy.
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Does anyone know how the the little FSM was made? Clay? I so want to make one myself and create my own personal nativity scene for Xmas. Please help!
RAmen
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I am thinking of some nice arregment of christmas light….
Pastafari!
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That’s beautiful artistry! The maker of this is both talented AND inspired.
[falls into a reverential pose]
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hahahahaha very funny!! :D
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You atheists should stop your assault on christmas and baby jesus.
Without God and Jesus, people will start killing each other because without the threat of eternal damnation, nothing is keeping me from going around on a shooting spree. You atheists need to realize that God is the only one who makes sure you were up to no good. Startin making trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared She said ‘You’re movin’ with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air’
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yarr, twas the night before past-mas
and all through yer house,
not a creature was sailing,
except for a spaghetti mouse.
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In response to Sam:
If God and Jesus didn’t exist, then there wouldn’t be any eternal damnation. You’re living in a completely self-sustaining belief. If you believe in God, then it seems absolutely necessary to you to believe in Christianity. If you don’t believe in God, suddenly Christianity is a big joke and totally unnecessary.
On Topic:
This is AMAZING.
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What did you make FSM out of?
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Don’t respond to Sam, it’s a fake… no real christian watches the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (Carlton is a Tom Jones fan, Tom Jones gets underwear thrown at him on stage, this is sexual behaviour from women who are not his wife hence it’s against the bible).
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I am not sure if Sam was serious or not, mainly due to the righteous reference to the best thing that Will Smith ever did (Ahh Hell Nah).
But let me make the assumption that he was serious, because at least that argument is made on a regular basis, that “without the threat of eternal damnation, nothing is keeping me from going around on a shooting spree.” Let me just state that this scares the CRAP out of me. I could address it at length, using all matters of both reason and theology (heaven forbid, I am a Christian that thinks! and has a sense of humor and of the absurd), but I really am just going to leave y’all with this idea: Sam has stated that the only thing that is keeping him from mass murder is the belief that if he did murder a mass number of people, he would burn in Hell. Not that it is wrong to take another life on principle. Not that people have intrinsic worth. Not that he is scared of jail and/or the death penalty. Not the social scorn and shame. But the belief that if he killed me, and you, and our (collective) children, he would spend eternity with the smell of rotten eggs in a very hot, nasty place.
I think I have found my hell.
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Lol@A Happy Atheist, you just got trolled by a /b/tard.
I once gave a speech to my speech class about the pastafarian ways. It’s even more awesome because I used to live in a conservative part of Texas. Oh, the great reactions I got.
“…is she serious? she can’t be serious.”
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I am a Christian, and I used to watch the Fresh Prince. I agree with Sam. If you ungodly atheists continue to blaspheme the son of our holy God, baby Jesus, He will strike you down with furious vengeance! Why would anyone create a mockery of our Creator, the one who brings Peace to the World? Without Christ, we would have wars all over the world! We would have a President who is following the path of Evil, creating enemies and death in his wake! Without Christ, our Lord God and Savior, we would have Global Environmental Meltdown taking place!
Quit using your “logical, scientific and factual” statistics to prove that your Holy-Wheat-Spirit is giving life to the inhabitants of this planet. Pirates are Thieves! They are the children of the Anti-Christ! Just have faith, as my subservient wife tells me. Don’t rely on modern technology to improve the condition of the world. God has it all under control. Just believe, and do whatever the hell else ye want to!!! arrrrrr….
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@Sam, I lol’d
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@Sam Please, just, please. It’s a joke. I personally find all this FSM stuff AMAZING, keep it up all you Pastafarians! I would like to help in extending the first hands of friendship between Christians and Pastafarians, you guys are wonderful! This really made my day!
(R)Amen, and my God, Jesus & The Flying Spaghetti Monster be with you.
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Man… *mAy :P
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I tried to make one of these but His Noodlyness was so damn tasty-looking that I kept eating Him. Is that Blasphemous?
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happy atheist got troll’t
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Ever hear of the crusades Sam? Religion and god are responsible for more death and misery in this world than anything else.
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Okay, Sam, maybe this is the fundamental difference between Christians and atheists. MY reason for not running around and shooting everyone up? Humanism and the thought that perhaps one day we can live in a world without war. YOUR reason? A made up mantra of eternal damnation? Most atheists are good people because they truly believe in doing what’s right for the sake of the action, not because we think there’s a big piece of cake at the end. That being said, get your head out of your goddamned ass and lighten up. It’s what the FSM would want.
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awesome =)
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@Sam: Nice attempt at POEing; we reccomend more practice, though, before your next attempt.
All fail the FSM! Just keep Mr….uh, Captain Sparrow away from His Holy Noodles. Thievin’ bilge rat might take a bite.
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Hey I just wanted to remind Joe and many fellow FSMians the means in which Pastafarianism is a joke. The FSM was created as a joke demeaning intelligent design because Christians were using ID to indoctrinate their unfounded beliefs and go around american law regarding the separation of church and state. I don’t mean to sound like an ass, I only mention because I wouldn’t want to see FSM gain cult status and have people forget where it started.
Peace and ramen
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Okay Summer, How can you think Sam’s ass is goddamned if you’re an atheist? You further state “It’s what the FSM would want.” No one truly knows what his Noodlyness would want since he is above talking to us mere mortals. When we get to heaven and are drinking from the beer volcano at the stripper factory we can ask his Noodlyness if he wanted Sam’s head to be pulled out of his ass. Until then, you shouldn’t quote your desires as his Noodlyness’ wants!
Ramen
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Don’t take Sam’s comment seriously. He was just belairing you guys. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=belaired
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Sam: you make me laugh.
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Arghh!!! That bein’ some nice sculpterin’ of His Noodleyness.
Bryce is welcome aboard me pirate ship anytime!
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what the hell are you guys crazy or somrthing???
this is not evan funny i mean come on who puts spaggeti in a manger wher jesus is suspost tio ne
VERY CHILDESH
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Great. Flying Spaghetti Monster. Wonderful. Can this thing die already? I understand its a spoof on religion, and in most cases, agree, but it’s just so ridiculous. It’s closer to childish mockery than poignant commentary. It’s just really getting annoying. It used to be a little humorous but everywhere you turn, it’s “Flying Spaghetti Monster” durr-hurp. It kinda annoys me that I can’t look through atheist sites(or at least, stumbleupon them) without getting hit in the face with 3/5 spaghetti monster pages.
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Занятно. Автору, как говорится, респект.
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Hi folks,
As this is the image of his noodliness in his infancy, I have to ask, would he actually be spaghetti at this point? Wouldn’t he be smaller, perhaps vermicelli or even, dare I say it, Angel hair pasta?
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Hi! I just wanted to let you know I featured this in my weekly column on Fandomania:
Fandomestic: Geeky Nativity Scenes
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“And God gave them up to their lusts. People doing shameless things and applauding those who desecrated their bodies and their souls.”
When you folks come face to face with the God you don’t believe in, I pray that you will beg forgiveness of the Savior Who suffered for your (and my) sins. Whoever is the mother or father of Bryce, it will be a terrifying moment when God accuses you of “causing one of My little ones to sin. It would be better for a great millstone to be tied around your neck and to be drowned in the depths of the sea.”
Bryce: Seek out your Creator and Savior. He loves you with an everlasting love. He would die all over again just for you! Please don’t waste your life. It’s the height of arrogance, not to mention stupidity, to not believe in God!
If you don’t believe in God because He is invisible, I want to ask you: do you believe in radio waves? If you don’t believe in invisible things, how can you believe that you hear people speaking from the other side of the world by the mystery of radio waves? Ditto for satellite waves!
God is real–He is LOVE! Please look into this. I pray that you and your family do not end up in Hell! The greatest success of the Devil is CONVINCING PEOPLE THAT HE DOESN’T EXIST!!
I will pray for you that you will come to the light, which is Christ Himself!
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