i think u guys are decieved by the devil

Published December 16th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

I THINK U GUYS ARE DECIEVED BY THE DEVIL AND HIS SPIRITS. MAKING THIS STUFF UP IS MERELY CREATED BY SOMEONE AND ITS AN EXCUSE TO HAVE AND DO WHAT UWANNA DO AND I FEEL THAT SOME SPAGHETTI MONSTER CANT EXPLAIN THE UNEXPLAINED AND CANT HELP ME SPIRITUALLY AS I COME TO REALIZE CHRIST HELPS ME MENTALLY AND PHYSICALLY AND I HAVE EVIDENCE THAT THIS IS TRUE AND TRY HIM CHRIST IS REAL AND PERSONALLY THATS MY EVIDENCE. PEOPLE ITS ALL MADE UP THE SPAGHETTI MONSTER ISNT REAL
-kathleen



571 Responses to “i think u guys are decieved by the devil”

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  1. Francis Okazaki says:

    Never knew this, regards for letting me know.

  2. Joukahainen says:

    Laughed so hard. I hope ‘kathleen’ gets counseling :D

    • theFewtheProudtheMarinara says:

      Personally I think the FSM was drunk when he tried to touch kathleen with his Noodly Appendage and accidently caused brain damage.

  3. Ashley says:

    I find this letter extremely distressing. Is she really suggesting that the FSM doesn’t exist?! My world is shattered…

    • wulff says:

      Don’t feel bad Ashley. Clearly she’s gone off her anti-psychotics and is in serious need of psychiatric help.

      • Mal says:

        Reading that still makes my eyes hurt.

  4. Linsey says:

    The next time Christ is helping Kathleen mentally he should focus on her punctuation.

    • Mal says:

      Or just lobotomize her. I’m all for that plan.

  5. Me says:

    Fake! Ha! I think I’m getting the hang of this.

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