Blasphemy! Any replication of the FSM’s Holy Manifestation must only be enjoyed in His real delicious spaghetti form, and nothing else! How dare you create an edible portrayal of His Yumminess through an inferior substitute?
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Doctor of Pastdivinity -
Dec 26th, 2008
Mr. A, I think we must disagree! It’s obvious that a transubstantiation has taken place in the Pastafarian Anna’s Holy Cookie. So, for a transquantan point of perception, the Spagghetti substance is completely present.
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DavidH -
Dec 26th, 2008
A is wrong! The more the forms in which we may ingest Him, the more protean the impastation of His transcendental immanence. Thus this is no heresy, but a phenomenon more closely related to culinary glossolalia. Or something.
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Wdabrock -
Dec 27th, 2008
Cookie dough isn’t Kosher! I don’t know whether to call this a false idol, or if this is the child’s version of HIs Holy Noodlyness. Any manifestation of Him should, in any case be immediately consumed!
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Chels -
Jan 4th, 2009
Obviously this is an avatar of His Noodlyness…..and a mighty yummy one at that.
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Arkael -
Jan 19th, 2009
Well, since you make spagetti from the same flour you use for bisquits, the substance remains the same, only the form changes. This is a manifestation of His Noodlyness indeed!
And anything that comes from real faith must be honored, so if His Noodlyness decided to bestow this inspiration on Anna.. who are we do criticize His decisions? RAmen
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Blasphemy! Any replication of the FSM’s Holy Manifestation must only be enjoyed in His real delicious spaghetti form, and nothing else! How dare you create an edible portrayal of His Yumminess through an inferior substitute?
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Mr. A, I think we must disagree! It’s obvious that a transubstantiation has taken place in the Pastafarian Anna’s Holy Cookie. So, for a transquantan point of perception, the Spagghetti substance is completely present.
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A is wrong! The more the forms in which we may ingest Him, the more protean the impastation of His transcendental immanence. Thus this is no heresy, but a phenomenon more closely related to culinary glossolalia. Or something.
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Cookie dough isn’t Kosher! I don’t know whether to call this a false idol, or if this is the child’s version of HIs Holy Noodlyness. Any manifestation of Him should, in any case be immediately consumed!
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Obviously this is an avatar of His Noodlyness…..and a mighty yummy one at that.
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Well, since you make spagetti from the same flour you use for bisquits, the substance remains the same, only the form changes. This is a manifestation of His Noodlyness indeed!
And anything that comes from real faith must be honored, so if His Noodlyness decided to bestow this inspiration on Anna.. who are we do criticize His decisions? RAmen
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Before-spaghetti desert!
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