I THINK U GUYS ARE DECIEVED BY THE DEVIL AND HIS SPIRITS. MAKING THIS STUFF UP IS MERELY CREATED BY SOMEONE AND ITS AN EXCUSE TO HAVE AND DO WHAT UWANNA DO AND I FEEL THAT SOME SPAGHETTI MONSTER CANT EXPLAIN THE UNEXPLAINED AND CANT HELP ME SPIRITUALLY AS I COME TO REALIZE CHRIST HELPS ME MENTALLY AND PHYSICALLY AND I HAVE EVIDENCE THAT THIS IS TRUE AND TRY HIM CHRIST IS REAL AND PERSONALLY THATS MY EVIDENCE. PEOPLE ITS ALL MADE UP THE SPAGHETTI MONSTER ISNT REAL
-kathleen
i think u guys are decieved by the devil
Published by Bobby Henderson December 16th, 2008 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 549 Comments
549 Responses to “i think u guys are decieved by the devil”
If only Kathleen’s evidence was a complete sentence we could all share in her enlightenment.
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What ? To say that the FSM isn’t real you need to be quite blinded by the false lights of a false murderous god ! I prefer to believe in my excelent diner being a powerfull and mighty god then a lazy bastard who can’t even shave himself and killing his own creation to ” punish them ” because they made choices different then the majority ( homosexuality for an exemple , eh you hate them don’t you !
I mean if i’m wrong about the fact that your so called god isn’t real , then yeah i’ll burn in hell and i don’t give a damn because (quote here ) : Its better to reign in Hell then serve in heaven – …. but eh can you even proove they exist ? Because with a medical point of view ….. the fact that you live is because your organs are doing their jobs + the heart ….. without him you’d be dead and no its not an organ its a muscle , damn can’t you listen to what i’m saying ? So all your organs are making you alive , but eh , plants are alive but they don’t do anything else then being alive uh … so the brains gets his place there …. the brain is like a computer but thousand of times better then what we are using to communicate right now …. its some pretty good stuff ain’t it …. so the brain is treaitng everything , what you see , feel , do , anything …. but if the brain is down …. because you are dead let’s say ….. well …. he can’t treat anything anymore can he ? No he can’t i just said it dude … so the brain’s dead right , no informations treated … nothing …. you don’t see anything you don’t feel anything , you don’t think you don’t speak …. with no brain’s activity you aren’t better then a rock ….. well that spirit of ours doesn’t exist in a medical point of view …… and since the brain can’t treat any informations , when you are dead you are dead …. there’s nothing after the death ….. the death is a limit…. there’s nothing after ..
and for those who will bring up the hypnose dudes who said under hyptnose that when they cliniquely died they felt like leaving their bodies and that they saw themselves from a higher point of view , well let me explain this to you : hyptnose FAIL ! It have been proved by people who have been under hyptnose to see their past lives and other things in their past that : if you don’t remmember something ( i mean in your subconsious and all ) your brain will create images of what looks the most real in that situation …. like you could describe something and thinking its a real thing but this thing wasn’t there at the moment or wasn’t created at that year , etc etc , so NO there’s no prooves of souls and spirits ( and for the people who want to speak of ghosts …. well come one you aren’t 3 years old , it was created just like vampires and werewolves to scare us when we were kids … ghosts doesn’t exist )
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…CANT EXPLAIN THE UNEXPLAINED….
Can anything, by definition?
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I’m becoming increasingly convinced that the world is full of lunatics.
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Why would God be more real?
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Hi Kathleen,
I don’t believe in the devil or his demons and I don’t need an ‘excuse’ to do what I think it is right to do; I do it anyway.
The Spaghetti Monster does explain things and helps you spiritually, read the open letter and the Eight Rather You Didn’ts? It’s as good as anytign in the bible.
Your evidence that Christ is real confuses me; you have evidence he’s real because he’s real? That’s not evidence, it’s faith.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster has as much evidence for him as Jesus. If you don’t believe in the FSM how can you believe in Christ? All your post says is you think you’re right and we’re wrong and that’s not a good arguement.
Cheers,
Dan
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Blasphemy!
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Gosh! And to think I almost believed it!
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Try pressing the cAPS lOCK button again. Using more then one period in your rant also help the readability.
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I wonder why she didn’t capitalize her name?
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You’re right. It’s all made up. The FSM, Christ, how he “HELPS you MENTALLY AND PHYSICALLY” your “evidence,” all of it. now stop bothering us and let us go about our day.
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“CHRIST HELPS ME MENTALLY AND PHYSICALLY”
Considering your method of writing (single long sentence, all caps, etc.), I’d guess that your well below a rock intelectually. If Christ did this to you, I’d sue him.
“ITS AN EXCUSE TO HAVE AND DO WHAT UWANNA DO”
As well as the devil in your religion is just an excuse for people doing evil stuff. And it’s all magically OK once you go have a confession. Hurray!
“CANT EXPLAIN THE UNEXPLAINED”
The sentence
“(insert your deity name here) created the Universe, life and everything”
Pretty much offers the explanation you get from your religion (as well as any other. Just instead of Yahve insert Iluvatar, FSM, or any other deity and you’ll get the same explanation.
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“MAKING THIS STUFF UP IS MERELY CREATED BY SOMEONE”
WOAH!!! You like totally blew my mind!
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Yet another well reasoned, perfectly punctuated,articulate and utterly convincing use of the caps lock key.
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“I COME TO REALIZE CHRIST HELPS ME MENTALLY AND PHYSICALLY AND I HAVE EVIDENCE THAT THIS IS TRUE AND TRY HIM CHRIST IS REAL AND PERSONALLY THATS MY EVIDENCE.”
good to see we’ve got that wrapped up!
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Checklist:
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X – Poor Spelling
X – Convoluted Grammar
X – CAPSLOCKery
X – Single Sentence Of Unusual Length
X – Unsubstantiated Claims
X – Need For Touch Of Noodly Appendage Is Adequately Demonstrated.
May you be so touched, kathleen. Indeed, deep down, you appaear to be a little bit touched already.
Ramen!
Pasta Fairy-Anne
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Dearest kathleen,
How can you attack a different religion when your religion promotes peace and love? This church has never attacked yours nor claimed that yours is false, they do not accuse your god as false and wrong. You claim to have evidence, please present it.
Love Conor.
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…………
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Prove it. Prove the Devil, Prove Jesus lives – where is he? Is Jesus your physiotherapist? Your psychiatrist? Prove there’s a God and then go back to remedial English and learn how to write properly. Wait, do those the other way around. Learn to write, then explain. It’ll be easier for all of us.
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Have you ever thought you might the one who is decieved by the devil and his little spirits?
Because I don`t really understand your evidence. Do you?
And of course the FSM is real, there is evidence all around us. Try searching.
Ramen
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Wow, what a firm grasp of the obvious and yet so delusional!
What is this evidence? You are the only person in the world (in the history of mankind) to have evidence. Well, let’s see it.
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Another home schooled Christian. Hopefully she will not reproduce.
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Please present this evidence. His Noodlieness demands it.
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Kathleen,
Open your heart and accept the pasta into your life! If you have faith then you too can be touched by the tender noodle of his love. You will find that Christ is not real, that there were such things as dinosaurs (just watch Jurassic Park if you need proof!) and that you have been deceived by evil tricksters who would like to deny the One True Gospel of the FSM. I mean, if you will deny the gospels of Mary, Thomas and all the rest just to have the four that fit best at the time with the political wishes of the militarist Roman Empire, then you will see that those four are also madey-uppey and that the one true work of the FSM is the only thing that makes sense. Listen to your heart, Kathleen, and trust not the false churches of Jesus or the Flying Linguine Monster. And be happy and non-judgmental…even Jesus of Nazareth said that. K.
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Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow.
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How the hell did you manage not to write your name with caps?!?!?
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Dear Kathleen:
It’s obvious your god has influenced you physically and mentally, thus the run-on sentence.
I did try your Christ. The only thing I appreciated about him was that he tasted like stale matzos and $1.50 red wine.
Please make sure in the future when you are saying Christ “helps me physically and mentally”, you don’t sound like a third grader presenting “What I Did This Summer” to the class.
Breathe. Breathing is good. Since there is no punctuation for pauses and stops in your post, I am assuming that you speak like this. Air is good for you, no matter what Jesus says.
Have a nice day!
Meisha
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DEVIL AND HIS SPIRITS
Ah so you are actually a polytheist (look it up)
I’m sure other people have pointed out that if you exchange “Christ” with “Flying Spaghetti Monster” and vice versa, you’ll get a good idea of how we feel. You are as wrong as we are.
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Translation for the Christianity impaired:
I think (that) you guys are (being) deceived by the devil and his spirits. (The Flying Spaghetti Monster) was merely someone’s creation, and you would use it as an excuse to have and to do whatever you want to do. I feel that this “Spaghetti Monster” can’t explain the unexplained and it can’t help me spiritually. I’ve come to realize that Christ helps me mentally and physically, and I have evidence that this is true. Try him; Christ is real. This is my personal experience.
People, it’s all made up! The Spaghetti Monster just isn’t real.
-Kathleen
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If this is a sample of your mental processes when Jebus is helping you, I’d hate to think what you’re like when he isn’t.
Personally ,I find a nice tot of rum does the trick.
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wow… your an idiot
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Kathleen,
I THINK U GUYS ARE DECIEVED BY THE Anti-pasto AND HIS SPIRITS. MAKING THIS STUFF UP IS MERELY CREATED BY SOMEONE AND ITS AN EXCUSE TO HAVE AND DO WHAT UWANNA DO AND I FEEL THAT SOME god/jebus CANT EXPLAIN THE UNEXPLAINED AND CANT HELP ME SPIRITUALLY AS I COME TO REALIZE The Flying Spaghetti Monster HELPS ME MENTALLY AND PHYSICALLY AND I HAVE EVIDENCE THAT THIS IS TRUE AND TRY HIM The Flying Spaghetti Monster IS REAL AND PERSONALLY THATS MY EVIDENCE. PEOPLE ITS ALL MADE UP god ISNT REAL
(fixt)
-Charlie
P.S. thanks for saving me ALOT of typing!
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HOW DARE YOU TRY TO CONVINCE ME THAT MY MADE UP GOD IS NO MORE REAL THAN YOUR MADE UP GOD!
Please, now may we enjoy our feast of the body (Noodle appendages) and blood (holy tomato sauce) and be thankful for all that our lord has given us.
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Blasphemy!
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Kathleen, I came here looking for answers, and I thought I’d found them.
But you, you dashed my glimmer of hope.
The flying spaghetti monster is not real?
Life means nothing.
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Run-on-sentence-ism: noun. A psychological condition which afflicts passionate people, causing them to rant – especially when writing or typing – without taking time to organize their thoughts. Typically found in children but there are adult examples as well.
Ex: “…and then we went outside for recess and Jenny had on a new coat like the one I want and there were squirrels out still and we made a snow man and snow angels and there were some kids I think Tommy and Joe having a snowball fight and one of them threw a snowball at the school and it hit Mr. Stevens’s window and the principal came out and he was really mad and Joe tried to run a way and he pushed Sally Jarvis down and…”
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May Christ help you properly use capitalization and punctuation.
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You’re right, Kathleen! The Spaghetti Monster isn’t real. It’s made up. Just like Christ, the Devil, and his spirits… we just happen to believe he’s a nicer non-reality than yours. Try him! He can help you mentally, spiritually, and physically – without all the wars, bigotry, and hatred your flavor demands.
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Kathy, may I call you Kathy? I think you need to clean your keyboard because the Caps Lock key is stuck. And please, take a remedial English class at your local college. It’ll help you with all areas of your life. I promise.
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YOU KNOW IF YOU WERE REALLY LOCKED INTO CAPS MODE I WONDER HOW YOU WERE ABLE TO SIGN OFF YOUR POST LIKE THIS
– ron
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I’d take someone more seriously if they didn’t have the CAPS button on and if they used punctuation. But, tis only my opinion.
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SO? WHATS THE POINT IN BELIEVEING IN A SPAGHETTI MONSTER IF ITS INVISBLE? YOU CANNOT EAT WHAT YOU CANNOT SEE! AND… AND… HOW CAN HIS TENTACLES BE SLOPE IF THEY WERE BOILED AND THE SPAGHETTI MONSTER CREATED THE WATER AND THE HEAT SO HE HAD TO CREATE SOMETHING TO CREATE HIMSELF BEFORE HE COULD CREATE HIMSELF. I COULD BELIEVE THIS IF CHUCK NORRIS CREATED THE SPAGHETTI MONSTER AND HE WAS BUSY KICKING BAD GUISE END OF STORY.
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I haven’t laughed this hard at hate mail in quite some time. The lack of punctuation is a good touch, and the fact that she mentions she has evidence of Christ, but never actually tells us what it is. Lastly she claims that OUR religion is made up?! hahaha What I would give to talk with this person for a few hours and be able to soak in what they are thinking.
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Uhh – can anyone here say run-on sentence? What is with all these Christians who cannot use proper punctuation methods? Are these people for real?
“…I COME TO REALIZE THE FSM HELPS ME MENTALLY AND PHYSICALLY AND I HAVE EVIDENCE THAT THIS IS TRUE AND TRY HIM FSM IS REAL AND PERSONALLY THATS MY EVIDENCE.” – Right back at ya!
RAmen.
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Well since you shouted it in all caps, we obviously can’t argue your infallible logic in the existence of a 2000 year old zombie jew that died for your sins yet lives forever…not much a penalty?
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I THINK U GUYS ARE DECIEVED BY THE DEVIL AND HIS SPIRITS. MAKING THIS STUFF UP IS MERELY CREATED BY SOMEONE AND ITS AN EXCUSE TO HAVE AND DO WHAT UWANNA DO AND I FEEL THAT SOME GOD CANT EXPLAIN THE UNEXPLAINED AND CANT HELP ME SPIRITUALLY AS I COME TO REALIZE THE FSM HELPS ME MENTALLY AND PHYSICALLY AND I HAVE EVIDENCE THAT THIS IS TRUE AND TRY HIM THE FSM IS REAL AND PERSONALLY THATS MY EVIDENCE. PEOPLE ITS ALL MADE UP AND GOD ISNT REAL
-coldblood
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DIN MAMMA HAR INGA ARMAR!
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NO FU CKN WAY!!!!!!!!! ARE YOU SERIOUSE? HES NOT……real?
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Capslock rules.
I feel nothing but pity for this poor imbecile. I can’t imagine what it must be like to be unable to think clearly. Thank the FSM that I wasn’t born microcephalic.
RAmen
ET
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faggit u sound like a chic
and
first
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Wow.
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The devil;
the devil;
bum, bum;
the devil.
Moooooooooowwwwwhahahahahhahahahah !
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Made up? Exactly! FSM is an exercise in objectivly re-looking at all religious beliefs. Including your also made up one. It’s called sarchasm! TeeHeeHee!
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Neither am I.
Woops, sorry.
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Heretic. You’ll miss out on the beer volcanoes. And apparently, the FSM graced you with a sense of neither humor nor irony.
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Should you actually exist (as opposed to being a troll of trollish proportions), then I recommend you listen to yourself more closely for you have uttered a profound truth. I’ll quote your revelation: PEOPLE ITS ALL MADE UP. Apply that same bit of brilliance to your own set of delusions and see if that doesn’t help explain a few things.
cheers
PC
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Yes, of course you are right! A CAPS-LOCKED’ text message of some kathleen has made me denounce my faith. Of course.
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how do you know that your religion is right over this one you don’t so shut up and go fucking be stupid somewhere else
RAmen
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No. I don’t believe you! It can’t be true! Surely the FSM is real. But wait. Let’s look at your arguments. Yes. Yes! Thank you. Thank you! You have rid me of my beliefs in this false god by your flood of evidence and decisive reasoning. Thank you again Kathleen for saving me. Please let me see the evidence you have found that MUST be true so that I may follow the true path. It must be the bible. It must be. That’s it isn’t it. The bible. That’s the only thing that can point us down the true path. It’s so full of real, historical, true, supernatural events that show the one (or is that three) true god(s). Not the mindless, controlling, babbling, superstitious, folk story gibberish drivel I once thought it was. Your UPPERCASING has convinced me of my past evil ways. You are correct – the unexplained can explain the un-explainable in a fully explainable in-explicable way. It is so clear now. Your spelling has been deceived by the noodly one. The bible is really, really, REALLY real (someone once told me) and not man-made like this flour based twaddle. This christ god/person/zombie has helped you go mental and I want that too! Stating that things are true is the only true way of stating things that MUST be true. Thanks again. Oh Kathleen CAPITALS are such fun! WAHOO! And to think that I honestly believed that the spaghetti monster was real. What a plonker I was. Shame on you people. Remove this site immediately. Your sardonic wit and scornful, mocking humour will corrupt the world. The world must know the truth. Let Kathleen show you the evidence as she has shown me and you will be SAVED. Hallelujah.
Not.
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Lies, I feel the delicious and savory power of the FSM at all times. When I want something, I beg for his noodley wisdom to be bestowed upon me. Your the one mistaken, following your false god, open your eyes and your mouth and sample the lusciousness that is the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
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…wow.
And here I was beginning to think that Christians might not be as mentally retarded as I thought.
Oh well!
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OH NO THE FOUNDATIONS OF MY BELIEF SYSTEM! WHY KATHLEEN, WHY????
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thats the most incoherent peace of text I’ve ever read
I THINK U GUYS ARE DECIEVED BY THE DEVIL AND HIS SPIRITS.
alright, an opinion, everyone is entitled to one.
MAKING THIS STUFF UP IS MERELY CREATED BY SOMEONE
doesn’t actually mean anything (as far as my somewhat limited experience in english tells me)
possible meanings:
this stuff is made up and created by someone
it is the actual making of this stuff that is created by someone
AND ITS AN EXCUSE TO HAVE
like everything else
AND DO WHAT UWANNA DO
such horrible thought considering that we consider ourselves free
AND I FEEL THAT SOME SPAGHETTI MONSTER CANT EXPLAIN THE UNEXPLAINED
ofcourse not, if it could explain the unexplained there would be nothing unexplained and therefore it would explain nothing. Instead FSM explain plenty of things wich is not unexplained
AND CANT HELP ME SPIRITUALLY AS I COME TO REALIZE CHRIST HELPS ME MENTALLY AND PHYSICALLY
this is a logic flaw, one does not exclude the other and is therefore an invalid argument
AND I HAVE EVIDENCE THAT THIS IS TRUE AND TRY HIM CHRIST IS REAL AND PERSONALLY THATS MY EVIDENCE.
I miss a comma somewhere, perhaps:
AND I HAVE EVIDENCE THAT THIS IS TRUE AND TRY HIM, CHRIST IS REAL AND PERSONALLY THATS MY EVIDENCE.
you have evidence(of that christ helps you) therefore it is true (that christ helps you).
From thereof you draw the conclution that christ exists and you also state that that conclution is evidence (for his existence).
I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume this “evidence” isn’t what you refered to earlier.
This leaves the evidence to be based on whether or not christ helped you. This evidence is invalid since there is no way of deciding if it was christ or the thought of christ that helped you.
PEOPLE ITS ALL MADE UP THE SPAGHETTI MONSTER ISNT REAL
also a missing comma
I have had some thought on the subject and concluded that I’m an atheist and a pastafarian. How is this possible you wonder, well it is the a matter of definition:
A atheist is someone who believe in the nonexistance of any diety
As far as I understand is existance based on whether something is measurable or not.
But the FSM is showing us his world through our measurmets of it. As a result all measurmentresults is created by fsm and there is no measurementresult not created by the fsm, therefore is it not possible to measure the fsm leading to that the fsm is not measurable and do not exist according to definition, this makes me an atheist
believing this makes me a pastafarian
in conclution: I’m an atheist and a pastafarian
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The spaghetti monster isn’t real?? Blasphemy!!!
Jeez Kathleen, you act like we’re totally serious about this. Maybe if you stopped shouting so much we’d understand.
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……eheh….ahah….ahahahahaAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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shut your trap you blasphemous heathen!!!
OF COURSE the spaghetti monster exists, for he exists in my heart!
Next I’m guessing you’ll say Santa Claus isn’t real and the Easter Bunny is made up… Jesus Christ some people have nerve.
;]
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You should try turning off the caps lock and using some punctuation. You might also consider breaking your thoughts up into coherent sentences. It is hard to understand what you mean when you write a sentence that could be 8 sentences.
Also, minor point but it’s “deceived,” not “decieved.” Remember “i before e except after c?”
My attempt at translating Kathleen’s message:
I think you guys are deceived by the devil and his spirits. This stuff is merely made up by someone, and it’s an excuse to have and do what you want to do. I feel that some spaghetti monster can’t explain the unexplained, nor help me spiritually. I have come to realize that christ helps me mentally and physically. I have evidence that this is true. Try him. Christ is real, and personally that’s my evidence. People, it’s all made up. The spaghetti monster isn’t real.
This still doesn’t make very much sense, but at least it is a little easier to read.
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Hi Kathleen.
Have you even talked to God or saw him? I mean, in real. If you anwser yes, there is a problem… at year 0, we didn’t have knowledge of mental illnesses, but today, we would call that “schizophreny” If you answered no, how can you prove it exists?? Imagine the Empire State building floating in the air… with no solid base. It’s called FAITH. You can’t prove God exists but sadly we can’t prove it doesn’t exists. To prove that something doesn’t exist you must prove it’s not there. But if this thing is invisible, it’s there but you confirm nor infirm… what a mess. So why your “god” can’t be a Flying Spaghetti Monster?? I have a nice woman, healthy baby, money, a familly… why can’t this be the will of the Flying Spaghetti Monster instead of God? Don’t forget that as humans, we need other people, a presence, espicialy in hard times. That’s why we created “god”. Your god is only an adult imaginary companion. The Jesus you know is false, it’s a myth, a story written 2000 years ago by fishermen and travellers. And please, don’t talk about the Devil OK. The Devil and Hell have been created by the Christian Church to keep people endoctrined by the fear of death and suffering.
RAmen
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Fake. Fake troll. People, it’s all made up, Kathleen isn’t real.
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Apparently Christ doesn’t help with grammar…
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Perhaps this Christ person that Kathleen mentions should help her write a coherent sentence?
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Kathleen, I’m glad that Jebus is helping you mentally. You appear to need a lot of help. Of course, with help like that, I don’t think this will end well. Have a nice life.
Ramen
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The spaghetti monster is real… How would you else explain all the wonders in the world?
Deceived woman…
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Congratulations Kathleen,
I mean congrats on finding the CAPS button again at the end of your diatribe. You must be relieved that you don’t have to write in all caps forever.
RAmen!!!
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Kathleen, u are the one who’s deceived, and how dare u to say that somebody made this stuff up?! U are talking about my religion! The FSM can explain all things perfectly and he helped me spiritually, mentally and physically. I also have evidence that this is true. Try FSM, he’s real and he loves u. Kathleen it’s all made up, Christ and a sky-dude aren’t real!
RAmen
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Kathleen,
Unless you’re a 13 year-old kid, you should probably type normally. It makes you sound intelligent which would give a tiny bit of credit to your ridiculous belief. Do you seriously believe in the Bible? If you take the creation story in Genesis literally, you are sadly laboring under completely absurd notions.
Yes, of course the FSM is made up, just like your God is made up. Both were created by humans (yours some 2000 years ago, which should make you wonder why you believe what they did after so much time has passed). FSM is a criticism of religion and how incredibly insane it is to believe any of that crap they’re selling you.
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I THINK U CHRISTIANS ARE DECIEVED BY THE DEVIL AND HIS SPIRITS. MAKING THIS STUFF UP IS MERELY CREATED BY SOMEONE AND ITS AN EXCUSE TO KILL, MURDER, AND OPPRESS. AND I FEEL THAT SOME COSMIC JEWISH ZOMBIE CANT EXPLAIN THE UNEXPLAINED AND CANT HELP ME SPIRITUALLY AS I COME TO REALIZE THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER HELPS ME MENTALLY AND PHYSICALLY AND I HAVE EVIDENCE THAT THIS IS TRUE AND TRY HIM FSM IS REAL AND PERSONALLY THATS MY EVIDENCE. PEOPLE ITS ALL MADE UP THE COSMIC JEWISH ZOMBIE ISNT REAL
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Holy noodles!
I…I don’t know where to start. There are two period in the whole thing. You capitalized every letter except those in your name. The second sentence is the longest and most ambiguous run on sentence I have ever seen. Of course, you are guilty of misuse of contractions. Using colloquialisms such as “U” and “wanna” and “Uwanna” doesn’t help your credibility.
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“MAKING THIS STUFF UP IS MERELY CREATED BY SOMEONE AND ITS AN EXCUSE TO HAVE AND DO WHAT UWANNA DO”. Nice, and the the Bible is? It fell from the sky? It materialized itself in the hands of someone? The bible has been written by men for the Roman Emperor. It is the most powerful brainwashing machine ever created. The Old Testament has been written by men too, but for the jew kings, to say their race was superior and as a pretext to kill everything that is not jewish. It’s like that for every religious book… they are all FALSE.
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I think you are deceived by the allure of the caps lock. Contrary to prior belief, speaking in all caps does not make you sound more important; instead, it makes you sound like a crazed lunatic. May you be touched by his noodly appendage (and learn some grammar).
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I THINK U GUYS ARE DECIEVED BY GEORGES W. BUSH AND HIS CABINET. MAKING THIS STUFF UP IS MERELY CREATED BY SOMEONE AND ITS AN EXCUSE TO HAVE AND DO WHAT UWANNA DO AND I FEEL THAT SOME GOD CANT EXPLAIN THE UNEXPLAINED AND CANT HELP ME SPIRITUALLY AS I COME TO REALIZE THE FSM HELPS ME MENTALLY AND PHYSICALLY AND I HAVE EVIDENCE THAT THIS IS TRUE AND TRY HIM THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER IS REAL AND PERSONALLY THATS MY EVIDENCE. PEOPLE ITS ALL MADE UP GOD ISNT REAL
1-1?
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Bonus points for capitalization, especially for being humble by not capitalizing your own name.
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It’s a pity that Christ didn’t help you with grammar and punctuation too.
You have evidence? Let’s see it then.
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I think you’ve been reading that bible of yours a bit too much. It has the unfortunate side effect of making you feel self-righteous and justified in shooting down other peoples beliefs without really considering the other persons point of view or granting them the freedoms that they extend to you. I personally, find great peace and goodwill to mankind in the message brought forth by the Great Spaghetti Monster. His very lack of presence grants me the freedom to think for myself and his empty doctrine provides the impetus to affect the world with real actions that can actually change my own experience of it for the better. I hope one day you too are touched by his noodly appendages and can learn the true nature of goodness as it exists within each and everyone of us. I’m not sure if the Great SM ever uttered any words to a mere human mortal but if he did I’m sure he would have said something like “Be good for goodness sake.”
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Anyone know what language this is?
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You can apply that speech for any religion, even christianity.
I may think that you are decieved by the devil, Christ isnt the son of god, and that my religion helps me spiritually. The FSM is real and the evidence is given by this webpage.
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The irony of it all Kathleen, is that the creation of the Spaghetti monster is a sattire and direct insult to the moronic behaviour and blind following of your Religion.
By admitting that the Spaghetti monster isnt real, you also admit that your religion is a cruel joke played on Humanity for the Last 1500+ years.
Kathleen it is not only a reflectioin of your religion, but all religions.
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Neither is Christ.
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Ooooo, that rascally devil, always deceiving me. And who can aurgue with evidence like that. I guess you win.
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I THINK U ARE DECIEVED BY THE FALSE RELIGION OF CHRISTIANITY. MAKING THAT STUFF UP IS MERELY CREATED BY SOMEONE AND ITS AN EXCUSE TO HAVE AND DO WHAT U WANNA DO AND I FEEL THAT SOME JESUS CANT EXPLAIN THE UNEXPLAINED AND CANT HELP ME SPIRITUALLY AS I COME TO REALIZE THE FLYING SPAGHETTI HELPS ME MENTALLY AND PHYSICALLY AND I HAVE EVIDENCE THAT THIS IS TRUE AND THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER IS REAL AND PERSONALLY THATS MY EVIDENCE. PEOPLE ITS ALL MADE UP JESUS ISNT REAL
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Whoa!
Ms. Jones
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I THINK THAT IF THERE IS A HELL AND A DEVIL HE WELL SEND ALL HIS EMAILS IN ALL CAPS WITH NO PUNCTUATION SO THAT IT IS UNBELIEVABLY HARD TO READ AND HE WILL STRING SENTENCES TOGETHER AND MAKE RANDOM CLAIMS AND CALL THEM PROOF AND THERE THAT IS MY PROOF AND ALSO THE DEVIL WILL BE BAD AND HAVE A PITCHFORK BUT NOT FOR PITCHING HAY MORE FOR POKING PEOPLE IN THE TUSH
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I think you have no understanding of grammar or syntax. Come back when you get out of grade school. Then, we’ll talk.
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how dare you you are so ungreatful after the flying spaghetti monster has given you
are you blind
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Who do you think you are! Have you ever seen Chirst? Said hello shared a cup of tea? Well Neither have I done that with the Flying Spaghetti Monster. What you have posed is offensive and rude. How does the Devil have any work in this? I’m pretty sure he doesn’t have internet down in Hell.
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flying spaghetti monster saves
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well when i see spaghetti i replace is with god, and somehow the god monster just sounds right.
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holy crap? really? what have i been believing in then!? this is all i LIE? i sweet merciful Flying Spaghetti Monster, please tell me shes lieing!
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#1 Caps Lock, find it and use it.
Personal evidence… I have personal evidence that praying to the sun, my official religion prior to FSM, yielded the same 50/50 results as when I believed in ‘other’ more traditional religions.
Pass the noodles.
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Please stop yelling. One other thing, try to use a little more punctuation, there needs to be more than just 2 periods in your long,uneducated ramblings. When you have figured out how to do those things please come back with a sensible, and valid argument, and we will be happy to talk with you like a normal human being.
May u be touched by his noodley appendage.
RAmen
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In what different way can God explain the unexplained that the flying spaghetti monster cannot?
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why your evidence isn’t evidence at all, silly.
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Oh noes! Not the debil! Save me, Jebus!
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I think you have been deceived by absent-mindedness and a lack of formal education. The FSM is just as real as Jesus and the millions of dollars sitting in my bank account.
At least my god encourages good spelling and punctuation. But I guess the modern things like science and grammar are blasphemous. Shame on me.
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It is YOU who has been decieved… by some ignorant tribesmen that wondered aimlessly around the Middle East 2000-7000 years ago. Its all made up, there is in Judeo-Christian God. No Jesus, no holy ghost, nothing. But sadly, you believe it.
Bobby isn’t decieving me or anyone else on this site. We know there is no real FSM, but it is good fun.
So lighten up, Kathleen. Have some good fun with us. If you thought it was liberating to accept Jesus into your heart, you should see how liberating it can be when you realize you no longer need him (or anyone else but yourself) to take care of you.
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I really wish someone would give me an “argument” like this one to my face. Hey, kathleen, please learn how to turn off your CAPS LOCK button and how to punctuate a sentence.
It’s obvious that you don’t have a good grasp of grammar or sentence structure, but methinks you should also get a dictionary and look up the definition of the word “evidence.” What you are touting as evidence is actually called “faith.”
…here, you know what? I’ll make it easy for you:
Evidence: something that furnishes proof
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/evidence
Faith: firm belief in something for which there is no proof
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/faith
*sigh*
May your pasta be flavorful and plenty.
RAmen
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What’s the difference…a god that was made up in recent years, or a god that was made up a few thousand dears ago? With your set of reasoning, there are much, much, much older “God” stories that have been around a lot longer than the Christian God which would be more real than your God.
Someone needs a class in logic…..
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3 words: No shit, dumbass. (Is dumbass 1 word or 2? Eh, doesn’t matter) So, your evidence that (removing caps) “Christ helps me mentally and physically” is that he’s real. Wow.
In other news, I will save you the effort of replacing a few key words in your giant rant (and will be noticed due to not being in caps) to make it into an anti-Christian argument.
I THINK U GUYS ARE DECIEVED BY THE church AND its lackeys. MAKING THIS STUFF UP IS MERELY CREATED BY SOMEONE AND ITS AN EXCUSE TO HAVE AND DO WHAT the church WANNA DO AND I FEEL THAT SOME flying invisible sky-dude CANT EXPLAIN THE UNEXPLAINED AND CANT HELP ME SPIRITUALLY AS I COME TO REALIZE school HELPS ME MENTALLY AND PHYSICALLY AND I HAVE EVIDENCE THAT THIS IS TRUE AND TRY it school IS REAL AND PERSONALLY THATS MY EVIDENCE. PEOPLE ITS ALL MADE UP THE flying invisible sky-dude ISNT REAL
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It’s “i before e, EXCEPT after c”
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The devil does have the best music. There’s definatley enough evidence to support that. By the way, Christ is dead and has been for a good long while. Since he is the son of God, you’re praying to the wrong one (i.e. you’ll find yourself in satans black hell beshmir for praying to the wrong guy). Cut out the middle man, and go straight to the source.
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Well, someone learned how to use capslock. Now if they could only learn to read….
loky
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Caps Lock is not your friend.
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I FEEL THAT THIS IS A FAKE. NOBODY WHO SPELLS MOST OF THEIR WORDS RIGHT CAN POSSIBLY BE THIS DUMB.
Ramen
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Kathleen,
Put the crack pipe down for a moment, OK? Maybe Christ helps you mentally and physically, but he has done nothing for your basic writing skills. The second sentence in your post is a thing of evil! Say, “Run-on sentence” with me.
How do you know that the FSM couldn’t, or for that matter, hasn’t helped you? His Noodly Appendage may have touched you, but…A-HA, he has made you forget His embrace so others will doubt Him. Yeah, baby! He’s just that good! I can try FSM at anytime and I know He’s real and tangy. I have evidence, world of wonders, we have a chart, a holy tome of saucy goodness. Prove the FSM isn’t real. I dare you! I’m going for it; I triple-dog-dare you!
You’ll never get to the beer volcano with that attitude, Missy!
RAmen!
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“I THINK U GUYS ARE DECIEVED BY THE DEVIL AND HIS SPIRITS.”
The only spirits I know of is in my eggnog!
“MAKING THIS STUFF UP IS MERELY CREATED BY SOMEONE AND ITS AN EXCUSE TO HAVE AND DO WHAT UWANNA DO AND I FEEL THAT SOME SPAGHETTI MONSTER CANT EXPLAIN THE UNEXPLAINED AND CANT HELP ME SPIRITUALLY AS I COME TO REALIZE CHRIST HELPS ME MENTALLY AND PHYSICALLY AND I HAVE EVIDENCE THAT THIS IS TRUE AND TRY HIM CHRIST IS REAL AND PERSONALLY THATS MY EVIDENCE.”
I think you forgot these: ,,,,,,,…….
“PEOPLE ITS ALL MADE UP THE SPAGHETTI MONSTER ISNT REAL”
Haven’t you seen all the evidence?
“-kathleen”
Did you run out of capital letters?
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Ah, maybe it is you that is deceived?
You have no evidence that we are wrong and that you are right. Therefore, you cannot make these judgements.
All I need to say, and all I will say…
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Read the letter…. Read the letter…. read the letter….
We believe you are decieved by preconcieved notions and a lack of research. Please read the letter and try again. Also please refrain from using all caps it makes you appear ignorant and childish.
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I THINK YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT YOU HAVEN’T REFERED TO THE BIBLE ONCE FAITH COMES BYHEARING AND HEARING BY THE WORD OF GOD. THE DEVIL AND HIS SPIRITS WOULD COME UP WITH SOMETHING ALOT MORE EVIL THAN A SPAGHETTI MONSTER. TRY AND FIND OUT WHAT WE’RE ABOUT BEFORE YOU GO JUDGING US.
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Hey Kathleen, isn’t it amazing how you believe that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is considered by you “AN EXCUSE TO HAVE AND DO WHAT UWANNA DO”. Gee, I wonder if Xtains ever used Jesus in a similar fashion.
–Like, for example, during the Spanish Inquisition when the Jesuits and the Catholic Church tortured and killed thousands of Jews who had professed conversion to Xtainity, and then confiscated all their property for the Church.
–Then there are the Crusades, when the Knights Templar invalded Jerusalem and butchered the population so thoroughly that the streets ran ankle deep in blood.
–How about what European Xtains did to the heathen indiginous populations in North and South America. I remember reading in my college English class, an account of a puritan settler who led a masacre of Amerinds in Massachusetts in the early 1600’s which he described as a “sacred slaughter”. And our friend the Spaniards what they did in Mexico, South America and the American Southwes. Can it be described as anything less than genocide?
– And then there is the record of Imperialism in the 18th & 19th Centuries which included a record of slave trade of Africans whose consequences are still being felt in our world today.
–And of course there is the sterling record of the American South. Do you know that when slaves married their wedding vows included the phrase “until death do us part, or on of us is sold’?
–Let’s not forget ministers in the south found ample support in the by-bull for slavery. After all, god described the conditions under which slavery was acceptable to Moses as part of the book of Exodus. And later, Xtain ministers in the south found ample support for Jim crow segregation and the depredations of the Ku Klux Klann.
–And even today, Xtain ministers stand foresquare for depriving gay people of their right to marry and women of their basic reproductive rights.
So when you tell me that FSM provides a rationalization allowing people to do whatever evil in the world they damn well please, you should know that’s true by obverving the belavior of the Xtain church from its inception to the present.
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Always the Christians…
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Lady, I have some advice for you: I before E except after C.
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How did this get here? This is obviously a troll.
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Well, OK, as long as you really feel it.
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I think you need to go back to school.
Firstly, to learn how to write.
Then, to learn how to spell.
Then, to learn to use your critical facilities to differentiate between reality, myth and satire.
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Don’t worry guys, I can speak their language.
*ahem*
NO U
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Oh my FSM! Do we have to go through all this again? Kathleen, please no more ALL CAPS. Learn some punctuation skills. Your syntax is sinful. Your logic is missing. Please re-read before posting next time. You are not making much sense. It’s hard to argue with such a poorly written rant, because it is hard to know what you are attempting to say. Please try again. Maybe your teacher can help you.
RAmen
PS I didn’t know that the devil had spirits. Who would have guessed?
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lol…the perception of success of mental help is all relative isn’t it?
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“PEOPLE ITS ALL MADE UP THE SPAGHETTI MONSTER ISNT REAL”
Well, facing such compelling evidence I am hereby announcing my formal rejection of Pastafarianism and my whole-hearted devotion to Jesus by interning myself in a nunnery.
A lesbian nunnery. Full of strippers. And beer volcanoes.
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he’s not real? no shit sherlock…then again i highly doubt ol’ Cheesus (or Jeebus, whatever you wanna call him) is real either, maybe you should look into that latter opinion…maybe adopt it as your own
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Caps Lock- cruise control for cool.
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She’s right. A 2000 year old dead guy who has become the culmination of several different myths and will grant you eternal life if you subscribe
is way more plausible than an edible carb based diety.
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Why do xtians always blame the devil for deceit? Any references to the devil have always shown him/her to be a pretty forthright guy/gal, everyone knows that you give a little to get a little.
Now this god fella always seems to be full of deceit…how many wars were inspired by him? How many priests have taken children’s innocence while hiding behind god? How many children were taught about god rather than basic spelling & grammer and how many schools are trying to disguise “intelligent design” as science? Being a “good christian” seems to come at a pretty high price such as the loss of family and friends (depending on extremism), the loss of free will and inability think for yourself.
At least we all know the FSM is just about respect, knowledge, strippers and beer.
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I have been spiritually helped by the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Who are you to say that you are right in your happiness to an invisible man, and I can not believe a Flying Spaghetti Monster touched me with his noodly appendage. You can not prove that the Flying Spaghetti Monster does not exist, thus he does exist. So dress up in your pirate gear before the FSM gets mad. Remember the FSM puts the irate in wearing no pirate.
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Oh, the irony.
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Kathleen – you seem a bit overwrought and you have the mark of the internet loon otherwise known as caps lockitis.
You sad person
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Kathleen, I think you’re young in your walk with christ. First drink like a babe of milk, the meat will follow. Christ does not exist. Remember he was on the table of the imaginary nine sitting alongside wonderwoman, santa claus, the tooth fairy, aslan, the easter bunny, the riddler, a leprechaun, and the little mermaid. The FSM can raise in me just as much faith in hope as would your belief in Christ. Have you tried FSM? I think not…
Remember this was a Science teacher in Kansas who developed this belief system, as did the ancients who developed Christianity.
FSM Bless you.
Regan
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Daaaaaaaaaamn!
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This one’s easy.
Show us the evidence. If you actually know what evidence is.
Because I have it on good authority that christianity is the work of the devil. He’s tricked you all into praying for him.
Thankfully our Noodly Master has come to save us all.
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The fool hath said in her heart “ITS ALL MADE UP THE SPAGHETTI MONSTER ISNT REAL”
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lets score this one:
+ uses all caps
+ relates us with devil
+ says he has evidence of christ
+ says evidence of fsm is wrong
+ suggests we go with christ
+ talks like we have room temperature IQ
+ probably has a room temperature IQ
this one gets a 7
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no seriously, how dumb can one person be.
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THE BLASPHEMER DENIES HER NOODLYNESS! And yes, His Noodlyness can explain the unexplained! You’re just not enlightened!
RAmen.
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Well, Kathleen, it most definitely takes a bland mind to follow christianity and you most certainly have that. It takes a creative mind to figure out what FSM has done for us. Maybe you should take time out of your busy christian day to read our gospel as well. I’m sure it’d put a few things into the light for ye.
RAmen
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Yar, thems be fightin’ words.
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11 out of 10 for the irony. You took caps lock off to type your name, is that how lowly and humble you feel about yourself? The lord is most definitely your shepherd baaaaah you’re going to have a sad life because the fulfillment you experience is imaginary. Like an addiction it’s a substitute form of gratification to replace that lost from not achieving anything significant in life. Proof is in the grammar and spelling of hate mailers.
Baaaaah
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I FEEL THAT SOME SPAGHETTI MONSTER CANT EXPLAIN THE UNEXPLAINED AND CANT HELP ME SPIRITUALLY AS I COME TO REALIZE CHRIST HELPS ME MENTALLY AND PHYSICALLY AND I HAVE EVIDENCE THAT THIS IS TRUE AND TRY HIM CHRIST IS REAL AND PERSONALLY THATS MY EVIDENCE. PEOPLE ITS ALL MADE UP THE SPAGHETTI MONSTER ISNT REAL
And some figure from thousands of years away can?? Really?? You’ve got to be able to come up with more than just this.
Let me ask you something? How exactly did Christ help you mentally and physically? Wait… Let me guess…You had an ailment, and you prayed on it and it got better right? Happens to thousands of people worldwide. It’s called psychological and physiological effects of positive thinking.
As for the Spaghetti Monster being made up…may I direct you to these documents in which you can clearly see WITH YOUR OWN EYES…that there is indeed a flying spaghetti monster.
Here it is spotted over Germany…can’t get any more hard evidence than a video encounter
Do you have any videos of Jesus or God?? I’d love to see them.
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Well DUH it’s not real. That is the point. It’s not real, and we don’t need excuses to be nice to people, or do the right thing. I don’t go to Heaven if I help the less fortunate, I just feel good about myself, and I helped my fellow man. And the Spaghetti monster helps me mentally and physically because it helps me laugh at those people who judge and criticize me for not being christian. We don’t believe in the devil, actually read the stuff on the site and you’ll see that most of us don’t believe in any kind of religion.
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Lets score this one:
Caps lock except for the signature – I’ll give that 2 points.
Run on sentence (breathe, dear) – 1 point.
Spelling and punctuation mistakes – I count 9, so 9 points.
Circular arguement – Christ is true, and her evidence is “that he’s real” – 2 points.
Missing the entire point of the website – 2 points.
16 points, not bad. You could get a higher score by adding some obscenity, and a few repeats of “jesus, jesus, jesus.” But, not a bad attempt, as hate mails go.
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Kathleen,
how dare you say someone’s creator is not real. All of your arguments that you make against the FSM can be made against Christ and all of the arguments you have for following Christ can used to follow the FSM
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How do you know that your diety wasn’t made up?
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No-one thinks that FSM is real. And please capitalize your name, not every letter of every word.
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Kathy – you say you have evidence of God? Congratulations! In the history of mankind, you’re the only of of billions of people who has found that evidence! May we ask what it is? Hopefully it’s something more than a distorted image in the frost of your supermarket’s freezer.
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Really? Supply me with actual scientifically verifiable evidence that there are spirits and a devil. Your word is scientifically verifiable
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“PEOPLE ITS ALL MADE UP THE SPAGHETTI MONSTER ISNT REAL”
Substitute “SPAGHETTI MONSTER” with the name of your own deity and you’ll have an accurate statement, too.
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But the FSM helps us mentally by forcing us to challenge previously held anthro-centric ideas of divinity. Thus we can attain further understanding of the holy nature. Physicaly he has aided us through inspiring us with mobilization spirit to attain social betterment. I have evidence this is true and thus real.
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then show me your “evidence”
P.S. Faith isn’t evidence.
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No duh the fsm isn’t real. It’s just to poke fun at people like you who think that their interpretation of another’s interpretation of second-hand accounts of a man who lived 2000 years ago is the absolute truth and that anyone who doesn’t believe will be sucked into a pit of fire after death.
Raving about devils and spirits also makes you a bit hard to take seriously.
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One: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
Two: Of course it’s made up, that is kinda the point
Three: No we are not “deceived” by the devil, some of us are Christians, The whole point of pastafarianism is a parody on the blind fanaticism of some religions. If there is a creator I doubt he is immature enough to think we are sinners for joking about how some people follow their religions so blindly, no two people think even remotely alike and therefore how could the all powerful entity be something so one sided?
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Kathleen: The U.S. educational system seems to have left you far behind. Perhaps high school courses in logic, reasoning and English would allow you to communicate your religious disability to more people. At least we’d be able to understand that the flook you’re saying. Peter in St. Augustine
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“PEOPLE ITS ALL MADE UP THE SPAGHETTI MONSTER ISNT REAL”
Yeah Kathleen, thats kind of the point
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I presume the only the devil knows how to spell.
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Of course he isn’t. He can pass throught the complex plane!
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DEAR GOD! SHE IS ABSOLUTELY RIGHT IN EVERY WAY! CLEARLY THIS WOMAN IS A TRUE GENIUS, AND HER POWERS OF INTUITION ARE NOT OF THIS WORLD!
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That was the, uh, point.
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that is how it is with God and christ. they dont exist anymore than the FSM but at least the FSM isn’t vengeful and hateful
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Caps Lock = Instant Truth.
I don’t think this really needs to be replied too, it already refuted itself.
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I didn’t realize they raised them that stupid anymore
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It isn’t possible that God was also made up, hmm?
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Even if Satan does exist: why the fuck hasn’t god dealt with him already? if god is infinitely powerful, Satan could offer no resistance.
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DEVIL like in “hot chili”?
With spaghetti?
Sounds tasty. Will try. Thanks!
Faithfully yOUrS
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if god is so powerful, then why can’t he give his sheep punctuation marks?
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Yeah, I think Sara Palin’s witches are attacking me now as I type this.
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Kathleen and anyone else who may agree with you (unfortunately I know you’re out there) I don’t wish to denounce your faith, but i recommend you reading (if that is possible) ‘The God Delusion’ by Richard Dawkins and look at it as a step by step, where my life went wrong guide.
Please get back to us anytime soon with your, obviously evidence based, rebuttal.
RAmen
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God? Pasta? what has more letters? (#43) said, “Lastly she claims that OUR religion is made up?! hahaha What I would give to talk with this person for a few hours and be able to soak in what they are thinking.”
Do you really think it would take a few hours to “soak in” her thinking? Why would you want to inflict this on yourself? It is bad enough that people like her post that crap on OUR web site, but hours? I feel your pain, but you are in serious need of some grog.
I know that many Pastafarians would like to point out the absurdity of the belief that anything other than our beloved Flying Spaghetti Monster could have created the universe, but sadly, logic usually does not work on those lost souls who have yet to feel the Noodly Touch. Best we just live the Pastafarian life and hope others will see how good it is and want to get on board with us.
RAmen
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hey kath. U make me ashamed of ma middle name (Katherine) piss off. Go cry 2 god that a year 7 beat u up! :P
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I THINK U GUYS ARE DECIEVED BY THE DEVIL AND HIS SPIRITS.
To mention the devil, and including words like ’spitits’ always gets me and my peers afraid, so I’ll try that.
MAKING THIS STUFF UP IS MERELY CREATED BY SOMEONE AND ITS AN EXCUSE TO HAVE AND DO WHAT UWANNA DO
she wouldn’t know an answer if someone would hold it in front of her.
AND I FEEL THAT SOME SPAGHETTI MONSTER CANT EXPLAIN THE UNEXPLAINED
here she pretty much agrees that she doesn’t understand it
AND CANT HELP ME SPIRITUALLY AS I COME TO REALIZE CHRIST HELPS ME MENTALLY AND PHYSICALLY
…so she goes back to what feels comfortable: the tale she’s believing since she can hear.
AND I HAVE EVIDENCE THAT THIS IS TRUE AND TRY HIM CHRIST IS REAL AND PERSONALLY THATS MY EVIDENCE.
Sircular reasoning works because sircular reasoning works.
PEOPLE ITS ALL MADE UP THE SPAGHETTI MONSTER ISNT REAL
again, she sees the point, yet doesn’t realise it.
-kathleen
honesty
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Why are you yelling?
The devil doesn’t like yelling.
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Infidel dogs. How dare you unleash the wrath og God? Mark my words – Yourll be sorry, and fuck Your Spaghetti Monster. It is no match for GOD!
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Do these christians always have to shout?
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Noah,
I’m sure “werll” be very sorry. In the meantime, I have a question for you.
Why do all of the “Christian” people flaming on this site insist on swearing?
Moreover, it would behoove your case if you would look into two little items commonly called “spelling” and “proof-reading”. But thanks for trying.
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Hi Noah (#178) – I dare! Come on god, throw those lightening bolts, smite me…
Still here! No wrath.
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Deceived by the devil?? Sorry, I don’t have any more room to believe in malevolent entities what with Nigerian e-mails, Homeland Security, DIA and Teletubbies.
Just a suggestion; check that guy Christ’s license, he doesn’t seem to be helping much in the mental area. You might be a lot better off with some an eye patch and prescription medication.
Keep in touch, I have to go walk my infidel dogs now.
RAmen
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Whoa, the wrath og god? Any relation to wrath ug god? I knew ug a long time ago and lost touch. Please forward his e-mail address.
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@ Noah 178,
But if the Flying Spaghetti Monster is God, then we would be in a fight with himself!
“Wrath og God”- What the fuck is that? Who is “Yourll”, is he one of those characters from “Dune”?
Hater-you know in your heart the FSM is cooler than BS Christianity! His Noodly Appendage ruined your typing skills due to your vain attempt to blaspheme against the one, true God! Mark my words-FSM can take your God out, man! Under the Jolly PirateFish, we will be supreme! You should get back onto your boat, with your animals(two-by-two) and get missing while you have the chance!
RAmen!
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I’m a buddhist christian but still a christian none the less. And that is the very reason why this religion was made up because if insensitive christians who can’t have fun. Everyone deserves the right to believe whatever the hell they want. Religion brings people together and why on earth is that such a bad thing regardless of what a religion that is??? Even if it is atheism. Freedom of choice the freedom to believe in what you want is an amazing freedom. Yet christians constantly try to push their very own religion on others yet complain that atheists try and push that their isn’t a god on others. Its completely hypocritical on both sides, but that isn’t my point. If christians are allowed to tell others about their religion atheist, flying spaghetti monster followers WHATEVER also deserves the right to tell other about their religion or lack thereof.
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Jesus helps you physically? O.O Like he gives you piggy back rides and stuff?
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Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing?
Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able, and willing?
Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God?
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well if we’re being led astray by the devil then i say lead on…do you see us bashing christians or whatever it is you are….who is to say that your god is any more real than FSM?? i pray that FSM touches yuo with his noodly appendage so that you will no longer have hate in your heart, body and mind…..
RAmen
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He can’t explain the unexplained?
Has anybody explained the unexplained? If they have, then they completely ruin the purpose of the exercise by turning the unexplained into the explain by explaining it.
Nuff to do ya head in ain’t it? Arr…
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Your very existance is proof of The Flying Spagheetti Monster’s existance. He sent you down in an attempt to sway us from worshipping Him, due to His timidity and shyness. His failure to give you even an ounce of persuasive reasoning or understanding punctuation and grammar is a result of His Unintelligent Design.
I hope you will either be touched by His Noodly Appendage or finish 2nd grade
RAmen
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Noah… I want you to build an ark…
Scratch that, build a pirate ship. Yarr!
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I love that everthing’s in caps except her name
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Ugh. Maybe Christ could help us all physically by dismantling your Caps Lock key.
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Katie,
Atheism is NOT a religion. Saying that atheism is a religion is like saying that not collecting stamps is a hobby.
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Dear FSM! It’s a good thing that the FSM isn’t as judging as this God fellow. And the real point here is why do you care? If we are all being lead to hell by the Devil doesnt that mean that you will have more space in your heaven to yourself?
Ah well… Anyway, on a lighter note, praise to the FSM and I’m thankful to have been touched by his Noodly appendage.
RAmen.
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I before E,
Except after C,
Except sounds like “ay”,
Like neighbours and weigh.
Could you copy and paste this into your bible-basher forums please?
LOL
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Kathleen, I am glad you wrote. You have opened my eyes.
For years I have been trapped in the FSM cult and now I see that it can’t be real. I mean at the time it seemed so logical and now from the help of Patron Saint Kathleen of the Internet, I can see from the outside that it looks well, just so silly.
Clearly, Sweet Zombie Jesus and his filicidal Desert Deity daddy YHVH make more sense. Thank you!
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So You dont beleave in what I am saying? Well let´s see. I will sit back and watch Your dumb ass god get slayed. You will all burn in Hell if You don´t repent now. Pray that GOD will foregive You for Your blasphemy against His HOLY name!!! I hope You will open Your eyes for the truth and see, that You can´t mock the Holy Spirit without paying with Your eternal life. How DARE You? I don´t understand anyone who will take taht risk.
Bow down to Jesus and do not be infidels no more AMEN!
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I want You all to understand that the only saviour is Jesus, and You blaspheme the holy spirit by bying into that FSM-bullshit! Do You want to risk eternal life for that spaghetti blob?
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re:185
“religion brings people together” ha priceless. No it seperates people. pastafarianism for example seperates us from the damned who will NEVER be touched by His Noodly Appendage
RAmen
ps: what the hell is a buddhist christian, i didnt realise you got to mix and match your religions
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Christians smell funny.
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Poe!!!
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I am not a religious person, but I do hate to see things like this. People should learn to except people for who they are, and their beliefs, who cares if its not the same as yours, its not you so why does it matter?
I’ve read the Bible, it’s quite a good book to be honest, but can in no way be taken seriously. What gets me the most though is that many of the Christians I’ve spoken to say they do not believe in the Devil, yet believe in hell…which is the devil’s realm right? They also believe God to be all that is good etc etc etc, and in following his “path” they will in turn be and do all that is good themselves. Heres the catch. Look through history, at say, the Aztecs, or the Mayans. Christians killed them all “In the name of God” what happened to “Though shalt not kill” which is one of the 10 commandments. Don’t try and come back with “but they weren’t christians so it doesn’t matter”, according to your religion God created them remember, he created EVERYTHING.
ALL religions throughout the history of mankind are fictional. The human mind can not stand to be alone, and so theres omnipresent beings where created. If it were possible you would probably find it was the outcasts and exiles that planted the seeds for religion, and some gullible fool overheard them talking to “God” after they had gone crazy from being alone for too long.
There are very few religions i respect, FSM is one of them, as I find the people free thinking, open minded, and they do NOT seem to feel the need to convert everyone, or hurl abuse at followers of other religions, without another religion doing so first. Christianity is not, as I find the people highly gullible, closed minded, offensive to other peoples views, and they seem to go around door to door, or stand in city centers preaching a lot in attempts to convert everyone.
I found only 2 good things have come from Christianity…the architecture, and the Bible as a FICTIONAL book. You don’t like it? I’l see you in “hell” we’ll all be going there anyway if your couple thousand year old belief is true (which is highly unlikely taking into account the age and workings of the world and universe).
If anything FSM is more believable to me than God…spaghetti exists, its possible to make it fly, and its very easy to make it look like a monster.
Sorry about the length but I’ve never been good at posting short comments…I would continue, but I’ve now got an urge to go annoy some environmentalists.
Sam.
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so sad, so because a mock religion does not fulfill her, she thinks we are possed by satan logic ftw
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Christians:
I THINK U GUYS ARE DECIEVED BY THE ANTiFSM AND HIS SPIRITS. MAKING THIS STUFF UP IS MERELY CREATED BY SOMEONE AND ITS AN EXCUSE TO HAVE AND DO WHAT UWANNA DO AND I FEEL THAT SOME JEWISH ZOMBIE THAT WAS HIS OWN FATHER CANT EXPLAIN THE UNEXPLAINED AND CANT HELP ME SPIRITUALLY AS I COME TO REALIZE FSM HELPS ME MENTALLY AND PHYSICALLY AND I HAVE EVIDENCE THAT THIS IS TRUE AND TRY HIM FSM IS REAL AND PERSONALLY THATS MY EVIDENCE. PEOPLE ITS ALL MADE UP JESUS CHRIST ISNT REAL
-katiebug
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The FSM isn’t real?!?!?!?!
LIEZ!!!
Seriously, why does every Christian feel the need to tell us we’re going to hell?
Gah.
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Kathleen, what are you, four? You’re typing in all caps for FSM’s sake. If you want to be taken seriously, learn how to use your “Caps Lock” key. (You know, it’s to the left of the “A”, above the Shift key?) Yeah, You may accidentally pressed it before typing this … “letter”. Or were you trying to make it look like you were yelling? If so, an exclamation point (!) would have sufficed.
Also, you didn’t capitalize your name. Is your “Shift” key broken?
One more thing…
“PEOPLE ITS ALL MADE UP THE SPAGHETTI MONSTER ISNT REAL”
Like you have proof that God is real?
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Awesome. Another e-spastic that doesnt understand those computer thingies. What spirits (Bourbon, Scotch, etc) does this ‘devil’ have and is he interested in sharing them? Kathleen, to quote Billy Madison “Everyone is now dumber from what you have said, may the FSM have mercy on your soul, you are awarded 0 points”.
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You know this woman is probably a quadrapelegic and a low grade moron. That why she’s saying Christ helps her mentally and physically. Witout him, do you think she could hold that pencil in her mouth and tap out this message on her keyboard. Also explains why she didn’t take the caps lock off. Probably woulda dislocated her neck doing it. The low grade moron part explains the rest of the spelling, grammar, and syntax issues that everyone has been observant enough to point out. But based on this sentence fragment:
“I HAVE EVIDENCE THAT THIS IS TRUE AND TRY HIM CHRIST IS REAL AND PERSONALLY THATS MY EVIDENCE.”
She needs someone to explain to her the meaning of the word “evidence”.
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Pretty
Cool
Kathleen
Thanks for your input.
I am interested in learning more about your evidence in Christ, because my lord and savior,the Flying Spaghetti Monster’s existence is enough evidence for me.
All the best,
Brad.
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Maybe you didn’t read the letter…
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Hey if you want to ask yourself a good question kathleen (and all other Pastafarions) ask yourself this:
“Why won’t God heal the amputees?”
Its a very valid question and don’t bother me with mombo jumpo about the reason God created suffering.
This question alone is good reason for why the Biblical God does not exist by any means.
Not to say that there isn’t a being because we can’t prove that. But anyways…
http://whywontgodhealamputees.com/
Heretic
Ryan
Plus Kathleen, your not convincing anyone and as hard as your trying, you do not sound friendly or benevolent.
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THE CAPS LOCK SAINTS OF THE FINAL DAYS
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Noah,
You are a typical, sad, holier than thou jerk. So you have a direct line to your god do you? You know exactly what it has planned for people who do not believe? Your god is you! He is what you would like to be (and probably are) – an evil, vindictive, illiterate, sad child. So you had a shitty time in younger life – don’t take it out on us. All we do is refuse to believe anything without a little bit of evidence – something sorely lacking with ANY religion. Grow up, shut up and get some professional help. Oh, and what makes you think you are so wonderful – threatening people you don’t know and swearing will not go down well with your perfect imaginary zombie friend.
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What?…FSM not real?!!!…BLASPHEMY!!!
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HAY GAIS THANKS FOR TELLING ME ABOUT THE CAPS LOCK KEY
IT’S SO MUCH EASIER TO TYPE NOW
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Post #198-199:
Dear Noah:
STFU, seriously. No one is buying your $.02 religion. So take your $.02 with you. Don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
Have a nice day!
Meisha
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If people think there is no god then I doubt trying to use the old christian fear mongering tactic about the devil and damnation is gonna carry much sway. Use your brain once in awhile for christsake (thats irony…or sarcasm maybe?)
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Bobby, are you making these up? These (the hate mail) are all too funny to be real. Did I say funny? I mean scary.
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i think you are delusional.
everyone knows the devil wont go around pasta, also there is no devil so stop blaming your screw ups on him
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Neal..
That’s incredibly asshole-ish. One of the direct commandments from the FSM, as said in the FSM gospel, is “Thou shalt not be an asshole.” (Or something along those lines… can’t quite remember off the top of my head)
Although we, as pastafarians, fight what she is saying, don’t stupe down to her level.
You embarass me. You embarass yourself.
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@ Noah 198,
Who is going to do the slaying? God? We’ve said that if God wantonly kills his creations because he lacks a sense of humor, then he’s not worth worshipping.
How do you know that I’m going to Hell? You really think that you speak for God, don’t you? Repent to whom? You cant even prove his existence and you come here babbling about we better repent and hope God forgives us! You have no idea where the concept of Hell came from, do you?Judgemental cocksucker, people like you, who think you know what God wants, who he should judge, who should go to Hell and go to Heaven, are the prime reason that Christianity should be universally denounced!
I don’t fear what isn’t there! Your mommy put the fear of Holy Ghosts and eternal damnation in you, TFB, find a therapist! You want to preach to somebody, get ordained, start your own church and let me know where it is, because I want to throw shit at you every Sunday that you make stupid rants like the above in your pulpit! If I bow down to anything, let it be punany, but it won’t be Captain Stigmata!
The FSM has opened my eyes, and I can clearly see..A Troll!
RAmen!
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Hey, I have a question. Since xtians seem to get so much mileage out of this concept of a devil, why don’t we have something like that? I mean, why don’t we have something we can blame for all the evils in the world (well, except for global warming, since we know that’s caused by a regrettable lack of pirates). I want to blame someone for sickness and death and George W. Bush, fsmdammit! I could be wrong about this, so I’ll have to head up to the bathroom and crack open my copy of the Gospel, but I don’t remember any all-but-all-powerful evil force opposing the will of the FSM.
I know – how about the Antipasto!?!
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Who’s Uwanna? What does she want? Should I trust her?
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Yeah Noah! Tell it like it is man! Now where do I sign up for my 72 virgins? (they’re all chicks right?).
tit
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Kudos to Megyn Kelly for standing up to O’Reilly’s bullying and pointing out his blatantly erroneous legal views.
However, it seems to me that Megyn missed a golden opportunity to really nail down O’Reilly’s bigotry. When Bill argued that atheism is not a religion, Megyn could have replied as follows:
“You’re absolutely right, Bill. Atheism IS NOT a religion. Atheism is based on reason. Religions are based on superstitions. If you don’t believe so, please tell me exactly what is the difference between a faith and a superstition.
Because atheism is a viewpoint based on reason, it deserves MORE protection than any viewpoints based on superstitions. Your claim that atheists do not deserve to be heard because their speech constitutes hate speech is absolutely ridiculous, and is not supported by even one iota of evidence.
Atheists desire as much as anybody else to live happily ever after. Since they do not have any proof that living happily ever after is impossible, they have nothing against anybody who wants to live happily ever after.
They do strongly object, however, to the views of anybody who claims that the only way that s/he can ensure his/her living happily ever after requires him/her to go out of his/her way to harass them, intimidate them, and supress their freedom of speech.”
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@OP:
AND I DON’T THINK THAT CAPS LOCK SHOULD BE ABUSED.
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@ Pasta Fairy-Anne
“Checklist:
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X – Poor Spelling
X – Convoluted Grammar
X – CAPSLOCKery
X – Single Sentence Of Unusual Length
X – Unsubstantiated Claims
X – Need For Touch Of Noodly Appendage Is Adequately Demonstrated.”
I call for a motion to make this the official checklist of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster when inspecting a non-believer. And seconds to that motion?
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@ Pasta Fairy-Anne
I call for a motion to make this the official checklist of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster when inspecting a non-believer. And seconds to that motion?
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Who is deceived by the devil? I think it is people following the antichrist. Can you seriously tell us that people who orchestrated the killing of tens of thousands of Muslims, Christians, Jews, and Pastafarians and the displacement of millions of Iraquis and Afghans in the name of Haliburton and Chevron Oil are not doing the devil’s work? While you are at it, don’t forget to kill a tree for Christ.
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well for all you know Jesus isn’t real, and is just made up in order to control the masses. At least WE never killed anyone based on our beliefs, can’t say the same for your religion…..
……the devil LOL
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Ben..
I disagree. I think neal is actually cutting her some slack by giving possible reasons for some of the … ummm … issues with Kathleen’s message. I think the most assholy (new word!!!! I claim this word in the name of the FSM forever!!! Assholy! The act of loudly and obnoxiously claiming to Know the Only True Way To Salvation while condemning the audience to Eternal Pain and Torment!!) posts in this thread are from noah.
RAmen
ET
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I wake in the morning to be awed by His noodlyness and yet you tell me that he is made up. How dare you insult the noodlemister, YOU WILL BE PUNISHED. I could say that your be;loved ‘Christ’ is not real and is ‘CREATED BY SOMEONE AND ITS AN EXCUSE TO HAVE AND DO WHAT U WANNA DO’. ‘Christ’ can’t help me mentally and spiratually but His Noodlynees most certainly can. And what possible evidence do you have that ‘Christ’ is real that we do not have about His honoured FSM?
I speak on behalf of the millions of FSMians by saying that we are deeply hurt and offeded by your accusations and highly amused by your feeble atempts to surprese us.
P.S Saying that ‘Christ’ is real does NOT count as evidence.
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Hey Mister,
Who do you think you are? I fully agree with the above comment. What makes your ‘Christ’ better then our honoured FSM? He never asks sacrifices of lambs and other innocent animals or does He ask for us to kill our brothers and Sisters for him! You are an embarressment to humanity!
ps if you don’t believe in FSM then why come onto this website. You just wanted to be a bully and put down other beliefs because you are to arrogant to accept others.
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I am horribly offended by you saying that the FSM is just made up. Well, not so much that, but some of the other stuff: “ITS AN EXCUSE TO HAVE AND DO WHAT UWANNA DO”, no it’s not, the commandments in the gospel definitely limit us when it comes to the evil things, whereas in the bible it is portrayed as good at many points to kill, steal, etc. and a lot is for their own benefit, secondly, “CHRIST IS REAL AND PERSONALLY THATS MY EVIDENCE” – the words “Christ is real” is NOT not evidence, it is just a statement!
I’m sure that His Royal Noodlyness is very offended, YOU WILL BE PUNISHED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
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Kathleen and Noah.
Do people really still believe in that Cheesus fairytale stuff? Honestly?
Although it is worrying I can’t help but laugh out loud when I come across grown ups who claim with a straight face that god and Cheesus are real.
I mean, really? You’re kidding me, surely. Do you believe in the whole angels flapping around thing as well?
I think you have some serious issues that you need to attend to.
Hopefully the FSM will guide you out of the darkness and into His Noodly Light.
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“I HAVE EVIDENCE THAT THIS IS TRUE AND TRY HIM CHRIST IS REAL AND PERSONALLY THATS MY EVIDENCE.”
I can already see Kathleen walking in circles.
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kathleen,
pity christ can’t help you with basic grammar and spelling. but perhaps that’s something to the look forward to in your afterlife?
v
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As an empirical spagnostic, I am religiously REQUIRED to mention the fact that until Satan/Lucifer/Anitpasto/your mom comes up to me and puts an arm around my shoulders and says hello, I must conclude that I have not been decieved by the devil.
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Hey, Noah, since the FSM is in you words no match for your god, let’s stage an Australian caged death match between the two of them. “TWO GODS ENTER, ONE GOD LEAVES.” We could get $100k for a ringside seat! Total gate could be in the billions. We’d be set for life. Get in touch with me, and we’ll find a country that will host it, set up the PPV rights, sell the replays to HBO, and get someone like Tom Wolfe to write a book on it (too bad Norman Mailer has passed, he’d a perfect).
You do know how to get in touch with Yaweh, now don’t you?
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@Pastafarian Jordan
I second that nomination.
Anyway, your logic is flawed, go learn English, you have no sense of irony, you’re an idiot, etc. and everyday hate mail bullshit.
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Woah. Chill out. :-) Be happy.
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I must respectfully disagree. While I do believe that both Christians and Pastafarians are being deceived by some sort of supernatural force, I think that force is clearly not Satan’s spirits (that would be ridiculous). Clearly Pastafarians, and Christians, are being deceived by the cunning chicanery of witchcraft. It is abundantly obvious, if you just open your mind to subjective experiences that would be thought insane in any other context other than religion, that some warlock is using his magical powers to manipulate your thoughts and hold you captive in a false belief system. The only way to break this cycle (this part, admittedly, is just my own personal belief) is to make a sacrificial offering to Giles Corey. In any case, it is clear that the influence of witchcraft is causing Pastafarians to believe in absolutely outlandish propositions and is rendering Christians, such as yourself, constitutionally incapable of constructing a proper sentence.
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CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL!
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Wow. Some punctuation would be very welcome.
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Hello Kathleen (If you are smart enough to spell your name right),
“PEOPLE ITS ALL MADE UP THE SPAGHETTI MONSTER ISNT REAL”
I’ll look past the grammatical mistake and assume that you mean “People it’s all made up. The Spaghetti Monster isn’t real”. Right. And a Jewish zombie with superpowers is really much more believable.
“ITS AN EXCUSE TO HAVE AND DO WHAT UWANNA DO”
I believe what you are talking about is called freedom. Well I think that choosing what is best for me is better than listening to the bible when it states to stone all the homosexuals and adulterers. That would not only be immoral (which contradicts the “All forgiving God”), it would also be a federal offense.
Oh and nice touch with the caps lock. The capitals, spelling mistakes and the grammatical mistakes don’t make you look like a moron at all. :D
Enjoy being a tool,
Kevin
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i love the pastafari and spahgehtti monster. I think that the hindu gods with all of their arms, look like noodly apedages, I think that if we talk it over with them we could share a temple or 2 or 3 or 4 or 5 or 6 or 7 or 8 (ect.)
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Hey Kathleen, I used to have the same sort of problem with not being able to punctuate when I got a new phone. Just calm down and take it slowly…….
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Just to prove that religious people are a few nuts short of a snickers:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7399661.stm
Vatican ’scientist’ admits “Just as there are multiple forms of life on earth, so there could exist intelligent beings in outer space created by God. And some aliens could even be free from original sin”
I foolishly thought that the story of adam and eve was just that – I hadn’t realised it was truly believed to be the reason for good, evil and the death of jebus. These christians are indeed from another planet.
We are all doomed…
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Flying noodle monster! heyaa!! :D
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Funny.. She capitalized everything but her name.
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Hahaha, its amazing how reversible bible thumper logic is. I personally think Rob is making all of this hatemail to keep us entertained. Kudos Rob, but you need to challenge us more. We need full-blown theologians to debate, not five seven year old girls who can’t spell.
Then again if you aren’t making these, then it just goes to show that at least the theologians can grasp the idea of satire and don’t bother to shoot off their hate-mail to us. BRING ON TEH LOWST DREGGS OF TEH BIBLE THUMPR BARRL!!!
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Woha,
Ok first learn that Caps Lock isn’t the only key on the keyboard
Second as far as I know I am not decieved (whatever that means) by the devil.
And to me the FSM can explain a lot more than your Christ.
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I hope this ‘christ’ you speak of is helping you mentally. Because from the looks of things you mind is so unstable and defunctional that you could be a danger to yourself, others and the universal flow of knowledge and wisdom brought on by His Noodlyness.
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At first I thought this was some sort of joke, but when I realise these idiots are serious I get scared.
May you be deeply touched by his noodly appendage.
RAmen
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Hi guys,
It’s weird how a lot of the hardcore Christians can’t spell or have the slightest grasp of grammar.
Long live FSM
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@Pastafarian Jordan
Here’s my exhaustive checklist I wrote while I should have been working:
x Didn’t read the opening letter
x Read the opening letter but still didn’t get it
x Never read the bible
x Thinks science is a religion
x Provides links to christian forums as evidence of god
x Quotes the bible as evidence
x Asks for proof of The Flying Spaghetti Monster
x Caps Lock stuck on
x Found Caps Lock to sign off
x All one sentence
x No apostrophes
x Sexual remark towards end of mail indicating frustration or suppressed memories
x I before E, except after C, excluding “neighbours”, “weird” and others
x Excessive apostrophes
x Text message style homophone substitution
x Use of “retard”, “dumbass” or “douche”
x Inadvertent insult of other races, religions, homosexuals and gingers
x Invented new words or terms of abuse
x Substitutes “you” with “thou” and “thee”
x Like yoda, they type
x Contains the new buzzword, “meme”
x Excessive post-script comments (PS, PPS, PPPS and so on)
x Your and you’re errors
x Excessive hyphenation to portray an air of intellect
x Capitalisation of His Holiest words
x Capitalisation Of Any Words
x Spelling error in title
x Believes the end is nigh
x Incomprehensible word even the spellcheck failed to solve
x There, their and they’re errors
x Incorrect spelling of “christian”, “deity”, “spaghetti” or “religion”
x Spelled “grammar”, “grammer”
x Damned us to hell for eternity
x Points out edible god forgetting about bread and wine
x Under fifteen yet willing to die
Thanks to all posters for the inspiration.
Especially Noah.
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You know these messages are fake, right?
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Kathy – how could ANYONE explain the unexplainable? Then it wouldn’t be unexplainable, now would it?? It’s logic like this that makes the weak of mind just throw up their hands and say, “Tell me what to think! I’ll defend it to the death, no matter how absurd it is!”
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“Blessed are they who were persecuted for the sake of righteousness for theirs is the kingdom of Heaven.”
You did the right thing Kathy!
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please reply to my post, i would very much like to hear your comments.
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#260
“Blessed are they who were persecuted for the sake of righteousness for theirs is the kingdom of Heaven.”—Funny, very funny but not applicable in Kathleen’s case. She came to this site spewing her crap to us. Now in our case yes we are blessed because unlike Christ there is proof of the almighty FSM.
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you all are stupid and need to get a life lol this stuff is hilarious so what you all worship spaghetti and dont eat it haha lololol you idiots
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@ #259 TheFewTheProudTheMarinara,
I agree, and I don’t know when this foolishness started, but we must remember that it was the Church father, Tertulian, who said,”I believe, because it is absurd”. With this kind of statement from the earliest leaders of the Christian faith what can we expect from their followers now?
Check-out: http://www.theauthoritarians.com for a good and free study of these people.
RAmen
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Radicalchick the only idiot is you since you can’t read the about page then you would know what this is all about. Typical moron!
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explain to me, what do you think is a life?
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Phew!!! I ran out of breath from that run on sentence! Maybe god should teach his followers how to spell and punctuate.
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Perhaps if god were to show them how to study grammar instead of screaming nonsense, they would fare better.
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MissyDerail, for quite a long time, God didn’t even want his followers learning to read. I don’t think he’s too displeased with Kathleen’s effort.
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i dont get it. there is just as much evidance of the spaghetti monst as god. and i do belive that it was the people from the church *cathlic* who put galolaio in prision for his life for beliving that the earth was round. and now they say that they are sorry, im sorry but this makes more sens than anything the church will ever say because the flying spaghetti monster dosnt change his story. but the church does
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Yet another fine example of why we don’t take you people seriously.
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Isa 1:28 And the destruction of the transgressors and of the sinners shall be together, and they that forsake the LORD shall be consumed.
Isa 1:29 For you shall be ashamed of the sacred oaks which you have desired, and you shall be embarrassed for the gardens that you have chosen.
Isa 1:30 For you shall be as an oak whose leaf fades, and as a garden that has no water.
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or this person is an actual idiot or someone’s trying to give us a reason to laugh…
either way; it was entertaining :)
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Isiah, Post 271:
Why?! We don’t come on your websites asking you to come to the FSM and be touched by His Noodly Appendage. Why do you continue to come here and post about how sinners need god…for that matter, all of you Christians who do that…WHY?!
The verse about being embarassed for which garden is chosen is clearly about where you pick tomatoes, onions and peppers for the Holy Sauce. I find it annoying and really upsetting that you continue your preaching here when clearly you have NO IDEA what the phrases of the bible you are posting really mean.
Choose Your Sauce Wisely,
Meisha
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Thanks for that Isiah.
…And spotteth twice they the camels before the third hour, and so, the Midianites went forth to Ram Gilead in Kadesh Bilgemath, by Shor Ethra Regalion, to the house of Gash-Bil-Bethuel-Bazda, he who brought the butter dish to Balshazar and the tent peg to the house of Rashomon, and there slew they the goats, yea, and placed they the bits in little pots. Here endeth the lesson.
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@ 271,
I’m really trying to figure out what you are saying?
“Isa 1:28 And the destruction of the transgressors and of the sinners shall be together, and they that forsake the LORD shall be consumed.” OK! You are saying that God is going to eat us if we sin or if I become a transgressor? Why would God want to eat me? Surely, he could CREATE a better meal than humans. And is a transgressor like a transvestite or something? For instance, if sometimes I dress up like a cheerleader for my girlfriend, will I go to Hell?
“Isa 1:29 For you shall be ashamed of the sacred oaks which you have desired, and you shall be embarrassed for the gardens that you have chosen.” I have heard rumors of mountain folk who might take a dollop of axle grease and a woodpecker hole in a tree to pleasure themselves, but I know you can’t get splinters from sheep! OK, that didn’t come out right-DOH! Did it again! I could understand why God wouldn’t want you to get a tree knocked up, but I don’t see why the gardens would be jealous?
“Isa 1:30 For you shall be as an oak whose leaf fades, and as a garden that has no water.” This makes absolutely no sense what so ever! The use of the words “oak” and “leaf” obviously mean the oak leaf used to cover up the “privates”. A garden without water is dry. Do you mean that 3000 years ago, God saw that vaginal dryness would become a problem for us modern people? Maybe he meant the womenfolk, because if a man is wet up in the crotch area, he should see his proctologist, or stop looking at the girlie mags.
See how confusing Christianity can be?
RAmen!
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Isaiah-for you there shall be stale beer and diseased strippers.
And whomever spew out the gibberish you were quoting was on a bad acid trip.
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I think that this lady has no right busting a religon that has the possibility to be as real as hers. This is just a just ignorant remark from someone who thinks that her religon is the best and no one can say otherwise
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Hello.
Santa GiaNt of Greek-orthodox church of flying spaghetti monster is here to tell you about the dark power of Christians who promote hooliganism ;(
Here is my video about that
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OntRWGBqyQA
And remember this happened in Jerusalem last months, between christian hooligans.
Greek-Orthodox Christians VS Armenian-Orthodox Christians.
Christians are behind of any trouble in the planet! They control anything! Christians! Not Jews!
Regards.
FSM bless you all.
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Dark Christianity power made me forget forget give you the hooligan fight between Greek-orthodox Christian hooligans, and Armenian orthodox Christian hooligans.
Here is the link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hh16J20ujHA
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You have real, absolute and repeatable evidence (as opposed to wishful thinking)… by all means, let’s see it! I’ll believe anything if it has- I repeat- real, independently verifiable evidence. If your evidence is merely “feeling” God’s presence in your heart, that is actually the exact opposite of evidence.
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Isaiah
Itrium 7:24 For I beeseech you, mock not the lagana for the LARD with consume thee.
Itrium 7:25 Whenceforth the multitude shook the puttanesca from the tree of life and the fruit fell upon their heads squashing them all.
Itrium 7:26 For as the puttanesca falls so musteth not the twat waffle on about bollocks.
What more can I say…
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Ha ha….religious people are idiots! Why is it that you can all believe in your story books, but blow up the first second someone chooses to criticize them? Sounds like a SERIOUS case of insecurity to me. Get a life people, seriously.
RAPTOR JESUS AND FSM RULE!
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So this is what happens when I’m gone for a month. Wow!
@ Neal: Dude! You really have issues, eh? Let me guess, you cheered for the Spanish Inquisitors. I hate to break it to you but you are completely wasting your time trying to convince us here in the existence of your god. Especially after the way you describe him/her/it. “Believe or be crushed!” Nice. By your criteria god is hateful and spiteful. So tell me, you call this love? Kind of explains a lot about christians as a whole. People who live in abject fear their whole lives tend to be neurotically paranoid and are never satisfied until they have convinced everyone else that their delusion is real. Sound like anyone you know?
I really just love the way christians; nice peaceful people; want to brutally destroy anybody who doesn’t think the way they do and then profess to be accommodating to everybody. I can’t wait for the day when all of this religious bullshit is finally removed from our planet like the plague that it is.
kathleen. I hope you read this post as it also heavily applies to you and all the other brainwashed nutcases that follow your sick religion.
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Happy new year to you too disgruntled Christian who-is-helped-mentally-by-jesus
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Gee. Why is it that every time somebody challenges Christian faith in any way, along comes somebody using the Bible to slap their faces? The Bible contains some historical truths, but it is just that, a book, full of paper and ink. Moreover, a book that was written without women’s vote or consent. The Bible is a misogynistic and homophobic book that only preaches hatred towards those that are not Christians. Anyone that can read and that have, indeed, read the Bible without the guidance of an elder, reverend or pedophile Catholic father can know and understand this. Besides, this whole affair is about religion vs science. Was it not JC who said “give unto Caesar what is Caesar’s and to god what is god’s”? Religion (and therefore, intelligent design, has no place in a science class, for the existence of god CANNOT be proved under the scrutiny of the microscope or the Scientific Method. We live in an era of science, not in the Dark Ages anymore. Yet it looks like there are some that would have us go back to the times in which women were burned at the stake for running naked under the full moon.
RAmen!
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Um…Noah? What’s up with the “Infidels” crack? Who uses that word anymore but Achmed the Terrorizing Terrorist from the Jeff Dunham show? And you don’t have to capitalize the word You every time, you know? Just makes you look like a bigger dumbass – I know, hard to do, but still.
Have some pasta and beer. You’ll feel better. I promise.
RAmen
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in response to caleb
JC saying “give Caesar what is Caesars and to God what is God’s” isn’t really relevant in your argument… in context, He was saying to do what you gotta do on Earth (in their case at the time, pay taxes to Caesar) and pay respect to God and honor Him with your existence.
I don’t really see how the Bible can be called “misogynistic”, it pretty much instructs men to cherish their wife and protect her and his family… and as for the “homophobia”, if by that you mean declare that homosexuality is wrong, then yeah, I guess it’s “homophobic”…
“Anyone that can read and that have, indeed, read the Bible without the guidance of an elder, reverend or pedophile Catholic father can know and understand this.” … so going by that criteria, only atheists or Pastafarians can catch your drift? (hitting below the belt to the Catholics, by the way)
RAGE TIME: i’m sick and tired of dammned people looking down their noses at Christianity for the foolishness of sects and little pockets of christians throughout history that had some pretty fucked up rituals! yeah SOME christians screwed up, but that means hate the christian not the church! do you hate the U.S.A because we virtually wiped out the natives of this land? do you hate all men because every single day countless women get raped?
Intelligent design has it’s flaws, that’s why it’s still a theory. But for a religious faith to have as much credibility (however small) in the scientific community as intelligent design, it deserves a place right alongside atheistic evolution.
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IT”S AMEN YOU FOOLS! :)
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So your evidence for christ is that he’s real…im speechless.
‘SPAGHETTI MONSTER CANT EXPLAIN THE UNEXPLAINED’
-its unexplained for a reason,it cant be explained. And saying that “only god knows is not an explanation.
“PEOPLE ITS ALL MADE UP THE SPAGHETTI MONSTER ISNT REAL”
- your basing your beliefs from one book. God/s are made up. It isnt real.
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@Wheat, Post #205/206
There’s no helping you is there.
rAmen.
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@wheat: You do not understand. Intelligent design may be a theory but it is not a scientific theory. A scientific theory, by definition, is a construct which is testable and the results reproducible. A scientific “theory” is not a “theory” as the word is commonly used to describe any unproven belief. In science, a “theory” is an explanation of observed phenomena repeatedly shown to be explained by testing of the theory. In effect, a scientific theory is, after repeated validation by experiment and until shown to be false or in need of refinement, proven. In this sense, evolution has been “proven.” Intelligent design is ultimately unprovable by reproducible experiment. It is because intelligent design is not science — and not because it is untrue (we just do not know, nor does science attempt to explain, what “started it all”)– that it may not be taught as science. It may be taught as philosophy, or religion, but not science.
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@272
Every time a bible-basher quotes meaningless crap here in our church I’m going to do the same on a christian forum, spread the word of His Eternal Noodliness The Flying Spaghetti Monster and see how you folks like it. It should also attract more hate mail for our entertainment. You did this yourself.
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Hey, Ramen I’d love to talk you about religion. Your’s and mine. I wish I had a way of contacting you. If the owner of FSM site will do this, give this Ramen fellow my E-mail address and tell him to put the subject as RAMEN THE FSM. Hope I can talk with him\her.
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I agree with piratesmee, persoanlly I’m not a fans of evolution, and believe that soem sort of god probably exists.
But it can’t be taught as a science because its not a science, it would be like techign it as a math or as a language, that doesn’t mean it doesn’t deserve merit. it just means we want children to be taught properally. any person with half a brain can make their own choices as to religion or dis-religion, as for the people who cant, are they true followers? True disciples? or are they just following the mass and ignorant of everythign else? I have met some very intelligent christians who have honestly chosen their faiths even after fully underswtanding the alternatives.
We don’t ridicule beliefs, we ridicule fanatism, misguidance, and ignorance.
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Why is it that these people get more emotional about attacking our religion than we do about getting attacked? With the caps and the run on sentences that only barely make sense, it sounds like she’s gonna cry any second.
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Religion and its followers is just silly. So much of it is just such nonsense that I have to ask if someone is having a joke on people. I agrre that the commandments are a good idea but until every xtian follows them to the letter; and I mean every person; then the whole thing looks stupid. Before you bitch at us, clean up your own house. Stop murdering for example.
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What about that proton exelerator in sweeden. they pretty much proved the big bang…wheres your god now? And “the fact he exists is evidence”? what….the…fuck??? Ok, well i rule the world and everything that lives on it…my proof for this is that i rule the world, thats enought evidence for it to be true. well sence i rule the world, what i say goes, and i say……………………… VIVA LA PASTA!!!!!!!!!!
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And all this shit you say this “god” character can do…miricles, flood the earth, and bullshit like that, it seems like magic your talking about…wait a minute…magic isnt real, and its all about illusions, making people beleive that the magic is real when its obviously not.
Just because we dont know how or what created the earth, doesnt mean we wont know the truth later on. Science has gotten us so far in life, and has solved many of lifes mysterys, but we dont know everything…yet. just cuz we dont know the answer, doesnt mean we can fill in the blank with an invisible bearded man in the sky. you people think you know how we got hear. the truth is you dont, none of us do. thats why we have science to explain things we dont know.
Magic isnt science. So if “god” created the universe…how did he do it. Scientificly, how do his powers work? How did he create the earth and stars? Give me proof of that, and i’ll belive. and no, beliveing in something is not proof. So if i wer to tell you that this “god” character isnt real (which i have been doing) means that that is proof enough for everyone. you see i just gave proof he,she, it, whatever isnt real. that proof is that its because i belive that. so there u have proof right infront of you, so y do u still belive? oh thats right, 1, you are dumb enough to thing an invisible man is watching you, 2 you think belife is proof.
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All of the posters ridiculing the grammar and punctuation of the pro-ID posters are themselves guilty of the same thing. Read your posts BEFORE you post, people.
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P.S.
The word is YOU’RE, not YOUR. It is a contraction of YOU ARE.
Mis-spelling abounds. You are intelligent people, are you not?
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piratesmee: “a scientific theory is, after repeated validation by experiment and until shown to be false or in need of refinement, proven. In this sense, evolution has been “proven.”
I must object to this phrasing because it can be taken to imply that a scientific theory can be proven *correct*. I know you didn’t say “correct,” perhaps deliberately, but it could be read that way.
The best we can ever say about a scientific theory is “so far, so good.” In the case of evolution, that’s pretty far, which makes it a good theory we can have a fair amount of confidence in, but it hasn’t and never will be proven correct. It can only be invalidated and, thus, proven wrong.
I’m also uncomfortable with saying that theories are validated by experiments. That’s a bit strong for my tastes. I’d prefer to say that experimental results may agree with a theory’s predictions, giving us added confidence in the accuracy of its other, as-yet untested predictions.
Finally, a scientific theory need not, as you implied, be tested even once, let alone repeatedly. It need only be falsifiable. A *worthwhile* scientific theory will often be tested repeatedly, though, and we won’t usually have much confidence in one that hasn’t been tested yet.
Mind you, I’m sympathetic to the Pastafarian cause and hope I haven’t come across as nit-picking, nor do I mean to single you out. I just stumbled across this site, found your post, and thought it might be helpful to make a few points I think should be borne in mind when making the case for Him. Cheers, and thanks for this site.
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now i just have one thing to say kathleen, you are a moron. its pretty obvious that the FSM(may he live forever in a paradise of meatsauce) exists and is far more powerful than your god. in fact i believe my god could kick your ninny flaming bush gods ass.
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Sorry but evolution isn’t “proven.”It’s just very-fucking-likely to be the truth.
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Wheat: The Bible isn’t misogynistic? God is the “father”, the first human is a man Adam, the major characters are all men Noah, Moses, Abraham etc. Woman is an afterthought (god didn’t know that man would be lonely) and starts life as a rib! Eve tempts Adam and is responsible for original sin marking humanity. Lot’s wife is turned to a pillar of salt. Mary Magdeline is portrayed as a fallen woman. The only woman of great note is Mary, who gives birth while remaining a virgin. You don’t think this has put women in a difficult position? Whore or virgin?
I don’t hate christians, I don’t think about them enough to hate them. Luckily I lived in a secular country. I feel sorry that in 2009 there are still people who follow “teachings” from a time when people washed their clothes on a rock in the river. I can understand ancient peoples believing in gods, but when we know that Heaven isn’t up, and Hell isn’t down, that women have periods for procreation not as a curse, that you can’t flood the entire world, that the Earth is roughly 4 billion years old, that the continents have been joined to each other at various times, fossils abound from long before the arrival of man, pork and shellfish don’t harbour the devil, we have different races and languages because of the isolation of tribes and the genetic pools that groups carried not because we tried to build a tower to heaven, I can’t see why some people choose to ignore the blatantly obvious and follow tribal lore from the ancients. Imagine drawing any of your information from that time, medicine, hygeine, science. Superstition ruled their lives.
I wonder if the powers that be were faced with having to teach that the world might be flat long after it was proposed that it was a globe?
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But kathleen, what you don’t understand is that since I have been touched by his noodly appendages, I am now saved by him! The flying speghetti monster helps me mentally and physically more than you know. His saucy goodness cannot be compared. I pray that you will one day be touched by his noodly appendages, and see the great pasta that I have once seen.
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Well I take it from their obvious 4th possibly 5th grade at a pinch, diatribe they sort of missed the point, it is a well known fact that Italian food rocks and a good pasta sauce is the path to enlightment. Still why is the people who leave hate mail are unable to press the Caps Lock key?
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It never ceases to amaze me, this idea of “athiestic evolution.” Evolution, of course, being a scientific enterprise, has no place for supernatural explanations, much the same way as astronomy and plate tectonics don’t leave room for “God’s will.” Theistic evolution is a possibility, but there is no good test for “where is God’s hand in evolution?” So we move to philosophy & theology.
This is where FSM shines. We know that at certain critical junctions, He reached out His noodly appendage and shaped the course of both evolution and history.
RAMEN!
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I’m sorry but firstly –
“PEOPLE ITS ALL MADE UP THE SPAGHETTI MONSTER ISNT REAL”
Do christians not understand this religion at all?
Do they think it’s just something created to decieve people and confuse them?
Wow.
Which is actually quite funny seeing as how christianity was made up to decieve people and reunite the Roman Empire. ;]
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O RLY, KATHLEEN?
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“PEOPLE ITS ALL MADE UP THE SPAGHETTI MONSTER ISNT REAL”
*faints*
WHAT? How can you say such a thing???
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Ben Tremblay, exitstence of god is highly unlikely to be true.
Evolution, though? I won’t waste my time arguing. The fossils are on my side.
Because you know, the only way we can assume god exists-is that he created the fossils to show us that the development of living things didn’t need his intervention.
What was the word for that? A “trial” of god to test the our faith?
How clever.
Not.
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As I read through these posts, it becomes more and more clear to me that it’s not “Christians” or “Pastafarians” that are the ignorant ones. There’s dumb-asses on both sides of this argument (if it can even be called an argument). I understand the humor and satire of this “noodly appendage”, and yeah, it’s a little offensive, but I don’t think followers are “deceived by the devil” … they just don’t get it yet.
My point of view is this: if I’m wrong (being a Christian) then I’m living a productive, helpful life… and when I die I get put in the ground, that’ll be the end. But if I’m correct in respecting and honoring my creator, then when this life is over, it won’t be the end.
I sound emotional and mystical, but that’s what reading through this site makes me think. E-mail the hate mail if you wish: wheatwillrockyou@live.com
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Wow, a 7 line 66 word sentence. Impressive.
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Hang on though, Kathleen has point, I mean she even has evidence. Come on Kathleen show us your evidence…… come on Kathleen….. Kathleen…Kath..
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Wheat, you don’t sound emotional or mystical. You just sound stupid. The arguement you are bringin up is called Pascal’s wager, and it has been debunked a million times.
Just consider this: there are differrent ways to be wrong. For exapmle, according to over a billion people in this world, god will send you to hell for rejecting his true prophet Mohammad, and buying into the “heresey” that he had a son. They think he has no parents and does not beget children. How will you protect yourself from that grim fate? Are you going to convert to Islam “just to be on the safe side”?
I do find your opinion that one has to be religious to have a productive and hopeful life patronizing and offensive. And you find the site offensive, you now we are even.
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I wonder if Christ will help her turn Caps Lock off, next time.
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well now, i dont really agree with this.
its kinda stupid to go bashing on a joke.
and all of the “proof” this guy has is scientists saying that every theory is open to testing. NOT that it is real.
so come on dont get so mad.
its not just Christianity he is making fun of, its all religions.
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maybe JESUS was concieved by the devil…? of course the flying saghetti monster was made up by some dude…. so was jesus and god altogether! some dude could have been all stoned up on desert cactus or some shit and seen a flaming bush with a dude in it and said “whoa man, that must be god” same shit different pile.at least us pastafarians know that our religion was made up by some dude and we laugh about it because thats exactly what it is… a JOKE to get all you crazy christian fucks all fired up! DUH >.
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@ wheat:
what’s wrong with your point of view is this. If you’re wrong (being a Christian) then [...] when you die you get put in the ground, and that WON’T be the end. You’ll spend eternity drinking stale beer and hanging out with VD-afflicted strippers!
Or maybe pastafarianism is wrong and you’ll go to some terrible muslim gehenna, or spend a horrid eternity on the Karmic wheel of rebirth, or have a totally other kind of lousy eternal afterlife.
It’s not just a game of Christians versus atheists, dear Wheat! We’re playing at a very crowded table here… And the stake is our immortal soul… And there is NO CERTAIN WAY of knowing which religion is the true one… There are so many religions out there that our chances of picking the right one are virtually nil, so take your little soul and place your silly bet!
Scary, ain’t it?
Which is why I say: don’t bother. Quit the table. Forget the afterlife, live a good life here and now, let’s make our heaven on earth – no one will ever take that away from us.
And when it comes to making our heaven on earth, I personally find that believing in a book which repeatedly tells you to smite unbelievers actually has an adverse effect.
But pasta, now… pasta does indeed help you make your life more pleasant.
So RAmen, brother!
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@ Wheat,
I will try my best not to insult you, but why do you Christians come here and prattle on about how you are offended by what you read here? When you arrive at the site, why don’t you people simply read the ABOUT tab? I’m offended by the pompous holier-than-thou attitude of Christians. Your comment about whether you’re right or wrong about death and the afterlife, for example. You are afraid of death, you think you have some soul or something, you hope for whatever it is that you think the Bible offers you. None of your pie in the sky wishing makes you right! You can’t prove the validity of your religion anymore than I can prove my position on the FSM. That is the joke! Either one is plausable!
If I’m right, I’ll be with my creator, strippers on each knee and frosted malty goodness in each hand. I could be wrong, but unlike yourself, I’d like to think that if a deity exits, it would have a sense of humor. It’s been said time and again-Pastafarianism tastes better than Christianity. Prove me wrong!
RAmen!
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I THINK U GUYS ARE DECIEVED BY THE DEVIL AND HIS SPIRITS. MAKING THIS STUFF UP IS MERELY CREATED BY SOMEONE AND ITS AN EXCUSE TO HAVE AND DO WHAT UWANNA DO AND I FEEL THAT SOME JESUS CANT EXPLAIN THE UNEXPLAINED AND CANT HELP ME SPIRITUALLY AS I COME TO REALIZE FSM HELPS ME MENTALLY AND PHYSICALLY AND I HAVE EVIDENCE THAT THIS IS TRUE AND TRY HIM FSM IS REAL AND PERSONALLY THATS MY EVIDENCE. PEOPLE ITS ALL MADE UP JESUS ISNT REAL.
Look at that! It looks exactly the same, just a different view!
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wait so religion is universally better than mine and you know that because you have had personal experinces? um think about that, can you think of a good counter argument? its not that hard. and you can dismiss my god as fast as i can dismiss yours.
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Dearest Kathleen,
You don’t have to shout (Capslock) to make a point. And even if you are, I don’t hear you. I was borne and raised a christian but as a child I didn’t believe one word of what was tought. It really didn’t make any sense at all. And people like you are making me more and more sure that it really doesn’t make any sense at all.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster doesn’t excist??? Prove it !!! If you can get me any evidence at all about the excistence of your God(and the devil) I will gladly admit I was wrong !
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I love it when posters complain “Your religioun is made up”! As opposed to what? Think YOURS isn’t? Pastafarianism was made up to prove a point, not to subjugate the masses. Speaking of which, thanks to the link to the authoritarians, PlumberBob. The far right wing not only wants to do your thinking for you, but feeds you intentional misinformation.
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Kathleen, you think we are decieved by the devil. I think you are a giant rubber zuchinni. I don’t think you care what I think of you, and I don’t care what you think of me.
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