I THINK U GUYS ARE DECIEVED BY THE DEVIL AND HIS SPIRITS. MAKING THIS STUFF UP IS MERELY CREATED BY SOMEONE AND ITS AN EXCUSE TO HAVE AND DO WHAT UWANNA DO AND I FEEL THAT SOME SPAGHETTI MONSTER CANT EXPLAIN THE UNEXPLAINED AND CANT HELP ME SPIRITUALLY AS I COME TO REALIZE CHRIST HELPS ME MENTALLY AND PHYSICALLY AND I HAVE EVIDENCE THAT THIS IS TRUE AND TRY HIM CHRIST IS REAL AND PERSONALLY THATS MY EVIDENCE. PEOPLE ITS ALL MADE UP THE SPAGHETTI MONSTER ISNT REAL
-kathleen
i think u guys are decieved by the devil
Published by Bobby Henderson December 16th, 2008 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 549 Comments
549 Responses to “i think u guys are decieved by the devil”
Christians smell funny.
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Poe!!!
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I am not a religious person, but I do hate to see things like this. People should learn to except people for who they are, and their beliefs, who cares if its not the same as yours, its not you so why does it matter?
I’ve read the Bible, it’s quite a good book to be honest, but can in no way be taken seriously. What gets me the most though is that many of the Christians I’ve spoken to say they do not believe in the Devil, yet believe in hell…which is the devil’s realm right? They also believe God to be all that is good etc etc etc, and in following his “path” they will in turn be and do all that is good themselves. Heres the catch. Look through history, at say, the Aztecs, or the Mayans. Christians killed them all “In the name of God” what happened to “Though shalt not kill” which is one of the 10 commandments. Don’t try and come back with “but they weren’t christians so it doesn’t matter”, according to your religion God created them remember, he created EVERYTHING.
ALL religions throughout the history of mankind are fictional. The human mind can not stand to be alone, and so theres omnipresent beings where created. If it were possible you would probably find it was the outcasts and exiles that planted the seeds for religion, and some gullible fool overheard them talking to “God” after they had gone crazy from being alone for too long.
There are very few religions i respect, FSM is one of them, as I find the people free thinking, open minded, and they do NOT seem to feel the need to convert everyone, or hurl abuse at followers of other religions, without another religion doing so first. Christianity is not, as I find the people highly gullible, closed minded, offensive to other peoples views, and they seem to go around door to door, or stand in city centers preaching a lot in attempts to convert everyone.
I found only 2 good things have come from Christianity…the architecture, and the Bible as a FICTIONAL book. You don’t like it? I’l see you in “hell” we’ll all be going there anyway if your couple thousand year old belief is true (which is highly unlikely taking into account the age and workings of the world and universe).
If anything FSM is more believable to me than God…spaghetti exists, its possible to make it fly, and its very easy to make it look like a monster.
Sorry about the length but I’ve never been good at posting short comments…I would continue, but I’ve now got an urge to go annoy some environmentalists.
Sam.
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so sad, so because a mock religion does not fulfill her, she thinks we are possed by satan logic ftw
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Christians:
I THINK U GUYS ARE DECIEVED BY THE ANTiFSM AND HIS SPIRITS. MAKING THIS STUFF UP IS MERELY CREATED BY SOMEONE AND ITS AN EXCUSE TO HAVE AND DO WHAT UWANNA DO AND I FEEL THAT SOME JEWISH ZOMBIE THAT WAS HIS OWN FATHER CANT EXPLAIN THE UNEXPLAINED AND CANT HELP ME SPIRITUALLY AS I COME TO REALIZE FSM HELPS ME MENTALLY AND PHYSICALLY AND I HAVE EVIDENCE THAT THIS IS TRUE AND TRY HIM FSM IS REAL AND PERSONALLY THATS MY EVIDENCE. PEOPLE ITS ALL MADE UP JESUS CHRIST ISNT REAL
-katiebug
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The FSM isn’t real?!?!?!?!
LIEZ!!!
Seriously, why does every Christian feel the need to tell us we’re going to hell?
Gah.
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Kathleen, what are you, four? You’re typing in all caps for FSM’s sake. If you want to be taken seriously, learn how to use your “Caps Lock” key. (You know, it’s to the left of the “A”, above the Shift key?) Yeah, You may accidentally pressed it before typing this … “letter”. Or were you trying to make it look like you were yelling? If so, an exclamation point (!) would have sufficed.
Also, you didn’t capitalize your name. Is your “Shift” key broken?
One more thing…
“PEOPLE ITS ALL MADE UP THE SPAGHETTI MONSTER ISNT REAL”
Like you have proof that God is real?
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Awesome. Another e-spastic that doesnt understand those computer thingies. What spirits (Bourbon, Scotch, etc) does this ‘devil’ have and is he interested in sharing them? Kathleen, to quote Billy Madison “Everyone is now dumber from what you have said, may the FSM have mercy on your soul, you are awarded 0 points”.
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You know this woman is probably a quadrapelegic and a low grade moron. That why she’s saying Christ helps her mentally and physically. Witout him, do you think she could hold that pencil in her mouth and tap out this message on her keyboard. Also explains why she didn’t take the caps lock off. Probably woulda dislocated her neck doing it. The low grade moron part explains the rest of the spelling, grammar, and syntax issues that everyone has been observant enough to point out. But based on this sentence fragment:
“I HAVE EVIDENCE THAT THIS IS TRUE AND TRY HIM CHRIST IS REAL AND PERSONALLY THATS MY EVIDENCE.”
She needs someone to explain to her the meaning of the word “evidence”.
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Pretty
Cool
Kathleen
Thanks for your input.
I am interested in learning more about your evidence in Christ, because my lord and savior,the Flying Spaghetti Monster’s existence is enough evidence for me.
All the best,
Brad.
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Maybe you didn’t read the letter…
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Hey if you want to ask yourself a good question kathleen (and all other Pastafarions) ask yourself this:
“Why won’t God heal the amputees?”
Its a very valid question and don’t bother me with mombo jumpo about the reason God created suffering.
This question alone is good reason for why the Biblical God does not exist by any means.
Not to say that there isn’t a being because we can’t prove that. But anyways…
http://whywontgodhealamputees.com/
Heretic
Ryan
Plus Kathleen, your not convincing anyone and as hard as your trying, you do not sound friendly or benevolent.
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THE CAPS LOCK SAINTS OF THE FINAL DAYS
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Noah,
You are a typical, sad, holier than thou jerk. So you have a direct line to your god do you? You know exactly what it has planned for people who do not believe? Your god is you! He is what you would like to be (and probably are) – an evil, vindictive, illiterate, sad child. So you had a shitty time in younger life – don’t take it out on us. All we do is refuse to believe anything without a little bit of evidence – something sorely lacking with ANY religion. Grow up, shut up and get some professional help. Oh, and what makes you think you are so wonderful – threatening people you don’t know and swearing will not go down well with your perfect imaginary zombie friend.
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What?…FSM not real?!!!…BLASPHEMY!!!
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HAY GAIS THANKS FOR TELLING ME ABOUT THE CAPS LOCK KEY
IT’S SO MUCH EASIER TO TYPE NOW
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Post #198-199:
Dear Noah:
STFU, seriously. No one is buying your $.02 religion. So take your $.02 with you. Don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
Have a nice day!
Meisha
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If people think there is no god then I doubt trying to use the old christian fear mongering tactic about the devil and damnation is gonna carry much sway. Use your brain once in awhile for christsake (thats irony…or sarcasm maybe?)
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Bobby, are you making these up? These (the hate mail) are all too funny to be real. Did I say funny? I mean scary.
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i think you are delusional.
everyone knows the devil wont go around pasta, also there is no devil so stop blaming your screw ups on him
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Neal..
That’s incredibly asshole-ish. One of the direct commandments from the FSM, as said in the FSM gospel, is “Thou shalt not be an asshole.” (Or something along those lines… can’t quite remember off the top of my head)
Although we, as pastafarians, fight what she is saying, don’t stupe down to her level.
You embarass me. You embarass yourself.
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@ Noah 198,
Who is going to do the slaying? God? We’ve said that if God wantonly kills his creations because he lacks a sense of humor, then he’s not worth worshipping.
How do you know that I’m going to Hell? You really think that you speak for God, don’t you? Repent to whom? You cant even prove his existence and you come here babbling about we better repent and hope God forgives us! You have no idea where the concept of Hell came from, do you?Judgemental cocksucker, people like you, who think you know what God wants, who he should judge, who should go to Hell and go to Heaven, are the prime reason that Christianity should be universally denounced!
I don’t fear what isn’t there! Your mommy put the fear of Holy Ghosts and eternal damnation in you, TFB, find a therapist! You want to preach to somebody, get ordained, start your own church and let me know where it is, because I want to throw shit at you every Sunday that you make stupid rants like the above in your pulpit! If I bow down to anything, let it be punany, but it won’t be Captain Stigmata!
The FSM has opened my eyes, and I can clearly see..A Troll!
RAmen!
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Hey, I have a question. Since xtians seem to get so much mileage out of this concept of a devil, why don’t we have something like that? I mean, why don’t we have something we can blame for all the evils in the world (well, except for global warming, since we know that’s caused by a regrettable lack of pirates). I want to blame someone for sickness and death and George W. Bush, fsmdammit! I could be wrong about this, so I’ll have to head up to the bathroom and crack open my copy of the Gospel, but I don’t remember any all-but-all-powerful evil force opposing the will of the FSM.
I know – how about the Antipasto!?!
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Who’s Uwanna? What does she want? Should I trust her?
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Yeah Noah! Tell it like it is man! Now where do I sign up for my 72 virgins? (they’re all chicks right?).
tit
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Kudos to Megyn Kelly for standing up to O’Reilly’s bullying and pointing out his blatantly erroneous legal views.
However, it seems to me that Megyn missed a golden opportunity to really nail down O’Reilly’s bigotry. When Bill argued that atheism is not a religion, Megyn could have replied as follows:
“You’re absolutely right, Bill. Atheism IS NOT a religion. Atheism is based on reason. Religions are based on superstitions. If you don’t believe so, please tell me exactly what is the difference between a faith and a superstition.
Because atheism is a viewpoint based on reason, it deserves MORE protection than any viewpoints based on superstitions. Your claim that atheists do not deserve to be heard because their speech constitutes hate speech is absolutely ridiculous, and is not supported by even one iota of evidence.
Atheists desire as much as anybody else to live happily ever after. Since they do not have any proof that living happily ever after is impossible, they have nothing against anybody who wants to live happily ever after.
They do strongly object, however, to the views of anybody who claims that the only way that s/he can ensure his/her living happily ever after requires him/her to go out of his/her way to harass them, intimidate them, and supress their freedom of speech.”
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@OP:
AND I DON’T THINK THAT CAPS LOCK SHOULD BE ABUSED.
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@ Pasta Fairy-Anne
“Checklist:
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X – Poor Spelling
X – Convoluted Grammar
X – CAPSLOCKery
X – Single Sentence Of Unusual Length
X – Unsubstantiated Claims
X – Need For Touch Of Noodly Appendage Is Adequately Demonstrated.”
I call for a motion to make this the official checklist of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster when inspecting a non-believer. And seconds to that motion?
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@ Pasta Fairy-Anne
I call for a motion to make this the official checklist of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster when inspecting a non-believer. And seconds to that motion?
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Who is deceived by the devil? I think it is people following the antichrist. Can you seriously tell us that people who orchestrated the killing of tens of thousands of Muslims, Christians, Jews, and Pastafarians and the displacement of millions of Iraquis and Afghans in the name of Haliburton and Chevron Oil are not doing the devil’s work? While you are at it, don’t forget to kill a tree for Christ.
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well for all you know Jesus isn’t real, and is just made up in order to control the masses. At least WE never killed anyone based on our beliefs, can’t say the same for your religion…..
……the devil LOL
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Ben..
I disagree. I think neal is actually cutting her some slack by giving possible reasons for some of the … ummm … issues with Kathleen’s message. I think the most assholy (new word!!!! I claim this word in the name of the FSM forever!!! Assholy! The act of loudly and obnoxiously claiming to Know the Only True Way To Salvation while condemning the audience to Eternal Pain and Torment!!) posts in this thread are from noah.
RAmen
ET
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I wake in the morning to be awed by His noodlyness and yet you tell me that he is made up. How dare you insult the noodlemister, YOU WILL BE PUNISHED. I could say that your be;loved ‘Christ’ is not real and is ‘CREATED BY SOMEONE AND ITS AN EXCUSE TO HAVE AND DO WHAT U WANNA DO’. ‘Christ’ can’t help me mentally and spiratually but His Noodlynees most certainly can. And what possible evidence do you have that ‘Christ’ is real that we do not have about His honoured FSM?
I speak on behalf of the millions of FSMians by saying that we are deeply hurt and offeded by your accusations and highly amused by your feeble atempts to surprese us.
P.S Saying that ‘Christ’ is real does NOT count as evidence.
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Hey Mister,
Who do you think you are? I fully agree with the above comment. What makes your ‘Christ’ better then our honoured FSM? He never asks sacrifices of lambs and other innocent animals or does He ask for us to kill our brothers and Sisters for him! You are an embarressment to humanity!
ps if you don’t believe in FSM then why come onto this website. You just wanted to be a bully and put down other beliefs because you are to arrogant to accept others.
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I am horribly offended by you saying that the FSM is just made up. Well, not so much that, but some of the other stuff: “ITS AN EXCUSE TO HAVE AND DO WHAT UWANNA DO”, no it’s not, the commandments in the gospel definitely limit us when it comes to the evil things, whereas in the bible it is portrayed as good at many points to kill, steal, etc. and a lot is for their own benefit, secondly, “CHRIST IS REAL AND PERSONALLY THATS MY EVIDENCE” – the words “Christ is real” is NOT not evidence, it is just a statement!
I’m sure that His Royal Noodlyness is very offended, YOU WILL BE PUNISHED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
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Kathleen and Noah.
Do people really still believe in that Cheesus fairytale stuff? Honestly?
Although it is worrying I can’t help but laugh out loud when I come across grown ups who claim with a straight face that god and Cheesus are real.
I mean, really? You’re kidding me, surely. Do you believe in the whole angels flapping around thing as well?
I think you have some serious issues that you need to attend to.
Hopefully the FSM will guide you out of the darkness and into His Noodly Light.
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“I HAVE EVIDENCE THAT THIS IS TRUE AND TRY HIM CHRIST IS REAL AND PERSONALLY THATS MY EVIDENCE.”
I can already see Kathleen walking in circles.
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kathleen,
pity christ can’t help you with basic grammar and spelling. but perhaps that’s something to the look forward to in your afterlife?
v
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As an empirical spagnostic, I am religiously REQUIRED to mention the fact that until Satan/Lucifer/Anitpasto/your mom comes up to me and puts an arm around my shoulders and says hello, I must conclude that I have not been decieved by the devil.
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Hey, Noah, since the FSM is in you words no match for your god, let’s stage an Australian caged death match between the two of them. “TWO GODS ENTER, ONE GOD LEAVES.” We could get $100k for a ringside seat! Total gate could be in the billions. We’d be set for life. Get in touch with me, and we’ll find a country that will host it, set up the PPV rights, sell the replays to HBO, and get someone like Tom Wolfe to write a book on it (too bad Norman Mailer has passed, he’d a perfect).
You do know how to get in touch with Yaweh, now don’t you?
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@Pastafarian Jordan
I second that nomination.
Anyway, your logic is flawed, go learn English, you have no sense of irony, you’re an idiot, etc. and everyday hate mail bullshit.
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Woah. Chill out. :-) Be happy.
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I must respectfully disagree. While I do believe that both Christians and Pastafarians are being deceived by some sort of supernatural force, I think that force is clearly not Satan’s spirits (that would be ridiculous). Clearly Pastafarians, and Christians, are being deceived by the cunning chicanery of witchcraft. It is abundantly obvious, if you just open your mind to subjective experiences that would be thought insane in any other context other than religion, that some warlock is using his magical powers to manipulate your thoughts and hold you captive in a false belief system. The only way to break this cycle (this part, admittedly, is just my own personal belief) is to make a sacrificial offering to Giles Corey. In any case, it is clear that the influence of witchcraft is causing Pastafarians to believe in absolutely outlandish propositions and is rendering Christians, such as yourself, constitutionally incapable of constructing a proper sentence.
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CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL!
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Wow. Some punctuation would be very welcome.
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Hello Kathleen (If you are smart enough to spell your name right),
“PEOPLE ITS ALL MADE UP THE SPAGHETTI MONSTER ISNT REAL”
I’ll look past the grammatical mistake and assume that you mean “People it’s all made up. The Spaghetti Monster isn’t real”. Right. And a Jewish zombie with superpowers is really much more believable.
“ITS AN EXCUSE TO HAVE AND DO WHAT UWANNA DO”
I believe what you are talking about is called freedom. Well I think that choosing what is best for me is better than listening to the bible when it states to stone all the homosexuals and adulterers. That would not only be immoral (which contradicts the “All forgiving God”), it would also be a federal offense.
Oh and nice touch with the caps lock. The capitals, spelling mistakes and the grammatical mistakes don’t make you look like a moron at all. :D
Enjoy being a tool,
Kevin
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i love the pastafari and spahgehtti monster. I think that the hindu gods with all of their arms, look like noodly apedages, I think that if we talk it over with them we could share a temple or 2 or 3 or 4 or 5 or 6 or 7 or 8 (ect.)
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Hey Kathleen, I used to have the same sort of problem with not being able to punctuate when I got a new phone. Just calm down and take it slowly…….
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Just to prove that religious people are a few nuts short of a snickers:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7399661.stm
Vatican ’scientist’ admits “Just as there are multiple forms of life on earth, so there could exist intelligent beings in outer space created by God. And some aliens could even be free from original sin”
I foolishly thought that the story of adam and eve was just that – I hadn’t realised it was truly believed to be the reason for good, evil and the death of jebus. These christians are indeed from another planet.
We are all doomed…
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Flying noodle monster! heyaa!! :D
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