I THINK U GUYS ARE DECIEVED BY THE DEVIL AND HIS SPIRITS. MAKING THIS STUFF UP IS MERELY CREATED BY SOMEONE AND ITS AN EXCUSE TO HAVE AND DO WHAT UWANNA DO AND I FEEL THAT SOME SPAGHETTI MONSTER CANT EXPLAIN THE UNEXPLAINED AND CANT HELP ME SPIRITUALLY AS I COME TO REALIZE CHRIST HELPS ME MENTALLY AND PHYSICALLY AND I HAVE EVIDENCE THAT THIS IS TRUE AND TRY HIM CHRIST IS REAL AND PERSONALLY THATS MY EVIDENCE. PEOPLE ITS ALL MADE UP THE SPAGHETTI MONSTER ISNT REAL
-kathleen
i think u guys are decieved by the devil
Published by Bobby Henderson December 16th, 2008 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 549 Comments
549 Responses to “i think u guys are decieved by the devil”
No-one thinks that FSM is real. And please capitalize your name, not every letter of every word.
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Kathy – you say you have evidence of God? Congratulations! In the history of mankind, you’re the only of of billions of people who has found that evidence! May we ask what it is? Hopefully it’s something more than a distorted image in the frost of your supermarket’s freezer.
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Really? Supply me with actual scientifically verifiable evidence that there are spirits and a devil. Your word is scientifically verifiable
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“PEOPLE ITS ALL MADE UP THE SPAGHETTI MONSTER ISNT REAL”
Substitute “SPAGHETTI MONSTER” with the name of your own deity and you’ll have an accurate statement, too.
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But the FSM helps us mentally by forcing us to challenge previously held anthro-centric ideas of divinity. Thus we can attain further understanding of the holy nature. Physicaly he has aided us through inspiring us with mobilization spirit to attain social betterment. I have evidence this is true and thus real.
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then show me your “evidence”
P.S. Faith isn’t evidence.
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No duh the fsm isn’t real. It’s just to poke fun at people like you who think that their interpretation of another’s interpretation of second-hand accounts of a man who lived 2000 years ago is the absolute truth and that anyone who doesn’t believe will be sucked into a pit of fire after death.
Raving about devils and spirits also makes you a bit hard to take seriously.
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One: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
Two: Of course it’s made up, that is kinda the point
Three: No we are not “deceived” by the devil, some of us are Christians, The whole point of pastafarianism is a parody on the blind fanaticism of some religions. If there is a creator I doubt he is immature enough to think we are sinners for joking about how some people follow their religions so blindly, no two people think even remotely alike and therefore how could the all powerful entity be something so one sided?
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Kathleen: The U.S. educational system seems to have left you far behind. Perhaps high school courses in logic, reasoning and English would allow you to communicate your religious disability to more people. At least we’d be able to understand that the flook you’re saying. Peter in St. Augustine
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“PEOPLE ITS ALL MADE UP THE SPAGHETTI MONSTER ISNT REAL”
Yeah Kathleen, thats kind of the point
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I presume the only the devil knows how to spell.
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Of course he isn’t. He can pass throught the complex plane!
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DEAR GOD! SHE IS ABSOLUTELY RIGHT IN EVERY WAY! CLEARLY THIS WOMAN IS A TRUE GENIUS, AND HER POWERS OF INTUITION ARE NOT OF THIS WORLD!
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That was the, uh, point.
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that is how it is with God and christ. they dont exist anymore than the FSM but at least the FSM isn’t vengeful and hateful
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Caps Lock = Instant Truth.
I don’t think this really needs to be replied too, it already refuted itself.
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I didn’t realize they raised them that stupid anymore
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It isn’t possible that God was also made up, hmm?
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Even if Satan does exist: why the fuck hasn’t god dealt with him already? if god is infinitely powerful, Satan could offer no resistance.
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DEVIL like in “hot chili”?
With spaghetti?
Sounds tasty. Will try. Thanks!
Faithfully yOUrS
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if god is so powerful, then why can’t he give his sheep punctuation marks?
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Yeah, I think Sara Palin’s witches are attacking me now as I type this.
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Kathleen and anyone else who may agree with you (unfortunately I know you’re out there) I don’t wish to denounce your faith, but i recommend you reading (if that is possible) ‘The God Delusion’ by Richard Dawkins and look at it as a step by step, where my life went wrong guide.
Please get back to us anytime soon with your, obviously evidence based, rebuttal.
RAmen
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God? Pasta? what has more letters? (#43) said, “Lastly she claims that OUR religion is made up?! hahaha What I would give to talk with this person for a few hours and be able to soak in what they are thinking.”
Do you really think it would take a few hours to “soak in” her thinking? Why would you want to inflict this on yourself? It is bad enough that people like her post that crap on OUR web site, but hours? I feel your pain, but you are in serious need of some grog.
I know that many Pastafarians would like to point out the absurdity of the belief that anything other than our beloved Flying Spaghetti Monster could have created the universe, but sadly, logic usually does not work on those lost souls who have yet to feel the Noodly Touch. Best we just live the Pastafarian life and hope others will see how good it is and want to get on board with us.
RAmen
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hey kath. U make me ashamed of ma middle name (Katherine) piss off. Go cry 2 god that a year 7 beat u up! :P
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I THINK U GUYS ARE DECIEVED BY THE DEVIL AND HIS SPIRITS.
To mention the devil, and including words like ’spitits’ always gets me and my peers afraid, so I’ll try that.
MAKING THIS STUFF UP IS MERELY CREATED BY SOMEONE AND ITS AN EXCUSE TO HAVE AND DO WHAT UWANNA DO
she wouldn’t know an answer if someone would hold it in front of her.
AND I FEEL THAT SOME SPAGHETTI MONSTER CANT EXPLAIN THE UNEXPLAINED
here she pretty much agrees that she doesn’t understand it
AND CANT HELP ME SPIRITUALLY AS I COME TO REALIZE CHRIST HELPS ME MENTALLY AND PHYSICALLY
…so she goes back to what feels comfortable: the tale she’s believing since she can hear.
AND I HAVE EVIDENCE THAT THIS IS TRUE AND TRY HIM CHRIST IS REAL AND PERSONALLY THATS MY EVIDENCE.
Sircular reasoning works because sircular reasoning works.
PEOPLE ITS ALL MADE UP THE SPAGHETTI MONSTER ISNT REAL
again, she sees the point, yet doesn’t realise it.
-kathleen
honesty
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Why are you yelling?
The devil doesn’t like yelling.
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Infidel dogs. How dare you unleash the wrath og God? Mark my words – Yourll be sorry, and fuck Your Spaghetti Monster. It is no match for GOD!
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Do these christians always have to shout?
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Noah,
I’m sure “werll” be very sorry. In the meantime, I have a question for you.
Why do all of the “Christian” people flaming on this site insist on swearing?
Moreover, it would behoove your case if you would look into two little items commonly called “spelling” and “proof-reading”. But thanks for trying.
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Hi Noah (#178) – I dare! Come on god, throw those lightening bolts, smite me…
Still here! No wrath.
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Deceived by the devil?? Sorry, I don’t have any more room to believe in malevolent entities what with Nigerian e-mails, Homeland Security, DIA and Teletubbies.
Just a suggestion; check that guy Christ’s license, he doesn’t seem to be helping much in the mental area. You might be a lot better off with some an eye patch and prescription medication.
Keep in touch, I have to go walk my infidel dogs now.
RAmen
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Whoa, the wrath og god? Any relation to wrath ug god? I knew ug a long time ago and lost touch. Please forward his e-mail address.
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@ Noah 178,
But if the Flying Spaghetti Monster is God, then we would be in a fight with himself!
“Wrath og God”- What the fuck is that? Who is “Yourll”, is he one of those characters from “Dune”?
Hater-you know in your heart the FSM is cooler than BS Christianity! His Noodly Appendage ruined your typing skills due to your vain attempt to blaspheme against the one, true God! Mark my words-FSM can take your God out, man! Under the Jolly PirateFish, we will be supreme! You should get back onto your boat, with your animals(two-by-two) and get missing while you have the chance!
RAmen!
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I’m a buddhist christian but still a christian none the less. And that is the very reason why this religion was made up because if insensitive christians who can’t have fun. Everyone deserves the right to believe whatever the hell they want. Religion brings people together and why on earth is that such a bad thing regardless of what a religion that is??? Even if it is atheism. Freedom of choice the freedom to believe in what you want is an amazing freedom. Yet christians constantly try to push their very own religion on others yet complain that atheists try and push that their isn’t a god on others. Its completely hypocritical on both sides, but that isn’t my point. If christians are allowed to tell others about their religion atheist, flying spaghetti monster followers WHATEVER also deserves the right to tell other about their religion or lack thereof.
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Jesus helps you physically? O.O Like he gives you piggy back rides and stuff?
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Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing?
Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able, and willing?
Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God?
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well if we’re being led astray by the devil then i say lead on…do you see us bashing christians or whatever it is you are….who is to say that your god is any more real than FSM?? i pray that FSM touches yuo with his noodly appendage so that you will no longer have hate in your heart, body and mind…..
RAmen
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He can’t explain the unexplained?
Has anybody explained the unexplained? If they have, then they completely ruin the purpose of the exercise by turning the unexplained into the explain by explaining it.
Nuff to do ya head in ain’t it? Arr…
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Your very existance is proof of The Flying Spagheetti Monster’s existance. He sent you down in an attempt to sway us from worshipping Him, due to His timidity and shyness. His failure to give you even an ounce of persuasive reasoning or understanding punctuation and grammar is a result of His Unintelligent Design.
I hope you will either be touched by His Noodly Appendage or finish 2nd grade
RAmen
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Noah… I want you to build an ark…
Scratch that, build a pirate ship. Yarr!
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I love that everthing’s in caps except her name
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Ugh. Maybe Christ could help us all physically by dismantling your Caps Lock key.
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Katie,
Atheism is NOT a religion. Saying that atheism is a religion is like saying that not collecting stamps is a hobby.
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Dear FSM! It’s a good thing that the FSM isn’t as judging as this God fellow. And the real point here is why do you care? If we are all being lead to hell by the Devil doesnt that mean that you will have more space in your heaven to yourself?
Ah well… Anyway, on a lighter note, praise to the FSM and I’m thankful to have been touched by his Noodly appendage.
RAmen.
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I before E,
Except after C,
Except sounds like “ay”,
Like neighbours and weigh.
Could you copy and paste this into your bible-basher forums please?
LOL
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Kathleen, I am glad you wrote. You have opened my eyes.
For years I have been trapped in the FSM cult and now I see that it can’t be real. I mean at the time it seemed so logical and now from the help of Patron Saint Kathleen of the Internet, I can see from the outside that it looks well, just so silly.
Clearly, Sweet Zombie Jesus and his filicidal Desert Deity daddy YHVH make more sense. Thank you!
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So You dont beleave in what I am saying? Well let´s see. I will sit back and watch Your dumb ass god get slayed. You will all burn in Hell if You don´t repent now. Pray that GOD will foregive You for Your blasphemy against His HOLY name!!! I hope You will open Your eyes for the truth and see, that You can´t mock the Holy Spirit without paying with Your eternal life. How DARE You? I don´t understand anyone who will take taht risk.
Bow down to Jesus and do not be infidels no more AMEN!
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I want You all to understand that the only saviour is Jesus, and You blaspheme the holy spirit by bying into that FSM-bullshit! Do You want to risk eternal life for that spaghetti blob?
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re:185
“religion brings people together” ha priceless. No it seperates people. pastafarianism for example seperates us from the damned who will NEVER be touched by His Noodly Appendage
RAmen
ps: what the hell is a buddhist christian, i didnt realise you got to mix and match your religions
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