I THINK U GUYS ARE DECIEVED BY THE DEVIL AND HIS SPIRITS. MAKING THIS STUFF UP IS MERELY CREATED BY SOMEONE AND ITS AN EXCUSE TO HAVE AND DO WHAT UWANNA DO AND I FEEL THAT SOME SPAGHETTI MONSTER CANT EXPLAIN THE UNEXPLAINED AND CANT HELP ME SPIRITUALLY AS I COME TO REALIZE CHRIST HELPS ME MENTALLY AND PHYSICALLY AND I HAVE EVIDENCE THAT THIS IS TRUE AND TRY HIM CHRIST IS REAL AND PERSONALLY THATS MY EVIDENCE. PEOPLE ITS ALL MADE UP THE SPAGHETTI MONSTER ISNT REAL
-kathleen
i think u guys are decieved by the devil
Published by Bobby Henderson December 16th, 2008 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 549 Comments
549 Responses to “i think u guys are decieved by the devil”
In what different way can God explain the unexplained that the flying spaghetti monster cannot?
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why your evidence isn’t evidence at all, silly.
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Oh noes! Not the debil! Save me, Jebus!
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I think you have been deceived by absent-mindedness and a lack of formal education. The FSM is just as real as Jesus and the millions of dollars sitting in my bank account.
At least my god encourages good spelling and punctuation. But I guess the modern things like science and grammar are blasphemous. Shame on me.
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It is YOU who has been decieved… by some ignorant tribesmen that wondered aimlessly around the Middle East 2000-7000 years ago. Its all made up, there is in Judeo-Christian God. No Jesus, no holy ghost, nothing. But sadly, you believe it.
Bobby isn’t decieving me or anyone else on this site. We know there is no real FSM, but it is good fun.
So lighten up, Kathleen. Have some good fun with us. If you thought it was liberating to accept Jesus into your heart, you should see how liberating it can be when you realize you no longer need him (or anyone else but yourself) to take care of you.
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I really wish someone would give me an “argument” like this one to my face. Hey, kathleen, please learn how to turn off your CAPS LOCK button and how to punctuate a sentence.
It’s obvious that you don’t have a good grasp of grammar or sentence structure, but methinks you should also get a dictionary and look up the definition of the word “evidence.” What you are touting as evidence is actually called “faith.”
…here, you know what? I’ll make it easy for you:
Evidence: something that furnishes proof
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/evidence
Faith: firm belief in something for which there is no proof
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/faith
*sigh*
May your pasta be flavorful and plenty.
RAmen
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What’s the difference…a god that was made up in recent years, or a god that was made up a few thousand dears ago? With your set of reasoning, there are much, much, much older “God” stories that have been around a lot longer than the Christian God which would be more real than your God.
Someone needs a class in logic…..
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3 words: No shit, dumbass. (Is dumbass 1 word or 2? Eh, doesn’t matter) So, your evidence that (removing caps) “Christ helps me mentally and physically” is that he’s real. Wow.
In other news, I will save you the effort of replacing a few key words in your giant rant (and will be noticed due to not being in caps) to make it into an anti-Christian argument.
I THINK U GUYS ARE DECIEVED BY THE church AND its lackeys. MAKING THIS STUFF UP IS MERELY CREATED BY SOMEONE AND ITS AN EXCUSE TO HAVE AND DO WHAT the church WANNA DO AND I FEEL THAT SOME flying invisible sky-dude CANT EXPLAIN THE UNEXPLAINED AND CANT HELP ME SPIRITUALLY AS I COME TO REALIZE school HELPS ME MENTALLY AND PHYSICALLY AND I HAVE EVIDENCE THAT THIS IS TRUE AND TRY it school IS REAL AND PERSONALLY THATS MY EVIDENCE. PEOPLE ITS ALL MADE UP THE flying invisible sky-dude ISNT REAL
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It’s “i before e, EXCEPT after c”
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The devil does have the best music. There’s definatley enough evidence to support that. By the way, Christ is dead and has been for a good long while. Since he is the son of God, you’re praying to the wrong one (i.e. you’ll find yourself in satans black hell beshmir for praying to the wrong guy). Cut out the middle man, and go straight to the source.
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Well, someone learned how to use capslock. Now if they could only learn to read….
loky
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Caps Lock is not your friend.
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I FEEL THAT THIS IS A FAKE. NOBODY WHO SPELLS MOST OF THEIR WORDS RIGHT CAN POSSIBLY BE THIS DUMB.
Ramen
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Kathleen,
Put the crack pipe down for a moment, OK? Maybe Christ helps you mentally and physically, but he has done nothing for your basic writing skills. The second sentence in your post is a thing of evil! Say, “Run-on sentence” with me.
How do you know that the FSM couldn’t, or for that matter, hasn’t helped you? His Noodly Appendage may have touched you, but…A-HA, he has made you forget His embrace so others will doubt Him. Yeah, baby! He’s just that good! I can try FSM at anytime and I know He’s real and tangy. I have evidence, world of wonders, we have a chart, a holy tome of saucy goodness. Prove the FSM isn’t real. I dare you! I’m going for it; I triple-dog-dare you!
You’ll never get to the beer volcano with that attitude, Missy!
RAmen!
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“I THINK U GUYS ARE DECIEVED BY THE DEVIL AND HIS SPIRITS.”
The only spirits I know of is in my eggnog!
“MAKING THIS STUFF UP IS MERELY CREATED BY SOMEONE AND ITS AN EXCUSE TO HAVE AND DO WHAT UWANNA DO AND I FEEL THAT SOME SPAGHETTI MONSTER CANT EXPLAIN THE UNEXPLAINED AND CANT HELP ME SPIRITUALLY AS I COME TO REALIZE CHRIST HELPS ME MENTALLY AND PHYSICALLY AND I HAVE EVIDENCE THAT THIS IS TRUE AND TRY HIM CHRIST IS REAL AND PERSONALLY THATS MY EVIDENCE.”
I think you forgot these: ,,,,,,,…….
“PEOPLE ITS ALL MADE UP THE SPAGHETTI MONSTER ISNT REAL”
Haven’t you seen all the evidence?
“-kathleen”
Did you run out of capital letters?
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Ah, maybe it is you that is deceived?
You have no evidence that we are wrong and that you are right. Therefore, you cannot make these judgements.
All I need to say, and all I will say…
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Read the letter…. Read the letter…. read the letter….
We believe you are decieved by preconcieved notions and a lack of research. Please read the letter and try again. Also please refrain from using all caps it makes you appear ignorant and childish.
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I THINK YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT YOU HAVEN’T REFERED TO THE BIBLE ONCE FAITH COMES BYHEARING AND HEARING BY THE WORD OF GOD. THE DEVIL AND HIS SPIRITS WOULD COME UP WITH SOMETHING ALOT MORE EVIL THAN A SPAGHETTI MONSTER. TRY AND FIND OUT WHAT WE’RE ABOUT BEFORE YOU GO JUDGING US.
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Hey Kathleen, isn’t it amazing how you believe that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is considered by you “AN EXCUSE TO HAVE AND DO WHAT UWANNA DO”. Gee, I wonder if Xtains ever used Jesus in a similar fashion.
–Like, for example, during the Spanish Inquisition when the Jesuits and the Catholic Church tortured and killed thousands of Jews who had professed conversion to Xtainity, and then confiscated all their property for the Church.
–Then there are the Crusades, when the Knights Templar invalded Jerusalem and butchered the population so thoroughly that the streets ran ankle deep in blood.
–How about what European Xtains did to the heathen indiginous populations in North and South America. I remember reading in my college English class, an account of a puritan settler who led a masacre of Amerinds in Massachusetts in the early 1600’s which he described as a “sacred slaughter”. And our friend the Spaniards what they did in Mexico, South America and the American Southwes. Can it be described as anything less than genocide?
– And then there is the record of Imperialism in the 18th & 19th Centuries which included a record of slave trade of Africans whose consequences are still being felt in our world today.
–And of course there is the sterling record of the American South. Do you know that when slaves married their wedding vows included the phrase “until death do us part, or on of us is sold’?
–Let’s not forget ministers in the south found ample support in the by-bull for slavery. After all, god described the conditions under which slavery was acceptable to Moses as part of the book of Exodus. And later, Xtain ministers in the south found ample support for Jim crow segregation and the depredations of the Ku Klux Klann.
–And even today, Xtain ministers stand foresquare for depriving gay people of their right to marry and women of their basic reproductive rights.
So when you tell me that FSM provides a rationalization allowing people to do whatever evil in the world they damn well please, you should know that’s true by obverving the belavior of the Xtain church from its inception to the present.
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Always the Christians…
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Lady, I have some advice for you: I before E except after C.
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How did this get here? This is obviously a troll.
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Well, OK, as long as you really feel it.
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I think you need to go back to school.
Firstly, to learn how to write.
Then, to learn how to spell.
Then, to learn to use your critical facilities to differentiate between reality, myth and satire.
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Don’t worry guys, I can speak their language.
*ahem*
NO U
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Oh my FSM! Do we have to go through all this again? Kathleen, please no more ALL CAPS. Learn some punctuation skills. Your syntax is sinful. Your logic is missing. Please re-read before posting next time. You are not making much sense. It’s hard to argue with such a poorly written rant, because it is hard to know what you are attempting to say. Please try again. Maybe your teacher can help you.
RAmen
PS I didn’t know that the devil had spirits. Who would have guessed?
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lol…the perception of success of mental help is all relative isn’t it?
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“PEOPLE ITS ALL MADE UP THE SPAGHETTI MONSTER ISNT REAL”
Well, facing such compelling evidence I am hereby announcing my formal rejection of Pastafarianism and my whole-hearted devotion to Jesus by interning myself in a nunnery.
A lesbian nunnery. Full of strippers. And beer volcanoes.
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he’s not real? no shit sherlock…then again i highly doubt ol’ Cheesus (or Jeebus, whatever you wanna call him) is real either, maybe you should look into that latter opinion…maybe adopt it as your own
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Caps Lock- cruise control for cool.
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She’s right. A 2000 year old dead guy who has become the culmination of several different myths and will grant you eternal life if you subscribe
is way more plausible than an edible carb based diety.
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Why do xtians always blame the devil for deceit? Any references to the devil have always shown him/her to be a pretty forthright guy/gal, everyone knows that you give a little to get a little.
Now this god fella always seems to be full of deceit…how many wars were inspired by him? How many priests have taken children’s innocence while hiding behind god? How many children were taught about god rather than basic spelling & grammer and how many schools are trying to disguise “intelligent design” as science? Being a “good christian” seems to come at a pretty high price such as the loss of family and friends (depending on extremism), the loss of free will and inability think for yourself.
At least we all know the FSM is just about respect, knowledge, strippers and beer.
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I have been spiritually helped by the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Who are you to say that you are right in your happiness to an invisible man, and I can not believe a Flying Spaghetti Monster touched me with his noodly appendage. You can not prove that the Flying Spaghetti Monster does not exist, thus he does exist. So dress up in your pirate gear before the FSM gets mad. Remember the FSM puts the irate in wearing no pirate.
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Oh, the irony.
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Kathleen – you seem a bit overwrought and you have the mark of the internet loon otherwise known as caps lockitis.
You sad person
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Kathleen, I think you’re young in your walk with christ. First drink like a babe of milk, the meat will follow. Christ does not exist. Remember he was on the table of the imaginary nine sitting alongside wonderwoman, santa claus, the tooth fairy, aslan, the easter bunny, the riddler, a leprechaun, and the little mermaid. The FSM can raise in me just as much faith in hope as would your belief in Christ. Have you tried FSM? I think not…
Remember this was a Science teacher in Kansas who developed this belief system, as did the ancients who developed Christianity.
FSM Bless you.
Regan
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Daaaaaaaaaamn!
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This one’s easy.
Show us the evidence. If you actually know what evidence is.
Because I have it on good authority that christianity is the work of the devil. He’s tricked you all into praying for him.
Thankfully our Noodly Master has come to save us all.
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The fool hath said in her heart “ITS ALL MADE UP THE SPAGHETTI MONSTER ISNT REAL”
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lets score this one:
+ uses all caps
+ relates us with devil
+ says he has evidence of christ
+ says evidence of fsm is wrong
+ suggests we go with christ
+ talks like we have room temperature IQ
+ probably has a room temperature IQ
this one gets a 7
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no seriously, how dumb can one person be.
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THE BLASPHEMER DENIES HER NOODLYNESS! And yes, His Noodlyness can explain the unexplained! You’re just not enlightened!
RAmen.
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Well, Kathleen, it most definitely takes a bland mind to follow christianity and you most certainly have that. It takes a creative mind to figure out what FSM has done for us. Maybe you should take time out of your busy christian day to read our gospel as well. I’m sure it’d put a few things into the light for ye.
RAmen
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Yar, thems be fightin’ words.
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11 out of 10 for the irony. You took caps lock off to type your name, is that how lowly and humble you feel about yourself? The lord is most definitely your shepherd baaaaah you’re going to have a sad life because the fulfillment you experience is imaginary. Like an addiction it’s a substitute form of gratification to replace that lost from not achieving anything significant in life. Proof is in the grammar and spelling of hate mailers.
Baaaaah
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I FEEL THAT SOME SPAGHETTI MONSTER CANT EXPLAIN THE UNEXPLAINED AND CANT HELP ME SPIRITUALLY AS I COME TO REALIZE CHRIST HELPS ME MENTALLY AND PHYSICALLY AND I HAVE EVIDENCE THAT THIS IS TRUE AND TRY HIM CHRIST IS REAL AND PERSONALLY THATS MY EVIDENCE. PEOPLE ITS ALL MADE UP THE SPAGHETTI MONSTER ISNT REAL
And some figure from thousands of years away can?? Really?? You’ve got to be able to come up with more than just this.
Let me ask you something? How exactly did Christ help you mentally and physically? Wait… Let me guess…You had an ailment, and you prayed on it and it got better right? Happens to thousands of people worldwide. It’s called psychological and physiological effects of positive thinking.
As for the Spaghetti Monster being made up…may I direct you to these documents in which you can clearly see WITH YOUR OWN EYES…that there is indeed a flying spaghetti monster.
Here it is spotted over Germany…can’t get any more hard evidence than a video encounter
Do you have any videos of Jesus or God?? I’d love to see them.
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Well DUH it’s not real. That is the point. It’s not real, and we don’t need excuses to be nice to people, or do the right thing. I don’t go to Heaven if I help the less fortunate, I just feel good about myself, and I helped my fellow man. And the Spaghetti monster helps me mentally and physically because it helps me laugh at those people who judge and criticize me for not being christian. We don’t believe in the devil, actually read the stuff on the site and you’ll see that most of us don’t believe in any kind of religion.
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Lets score this one:
Caps lock except for the signature – I’ll give that 2 points.
Run on sentence (breathe, dear) – 1 point.
Spelling and punctuation mistakes – I count 9, so 9 points.
Circular arguement – Christ is true, and her evidence is “that he’s real” – 2 points.
Missing the entire point of the website – 2 points.
16 points, not bad. You could get a higher score by adding some obscenity, and a few repeats of “jesus, jesus, jesus.” But, not a bad attempt, as hate mails go.
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Kathleen,
how dare you say someone’s creator is not real. All of your arguments that you make against the FSM can be made against Christ and all of the arguments you have for following Christ can used to follow the FSM
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How do you know that your diety wasn’t made up?
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