I THINK U GUYS ARE DECIEVED BY THE DEVIL AND HIS SPIRITS. MAKING THIS STUFF UP IS MERELY CREATED BY SOMEONE AND ITS AN EXCUSE TO HAVE AND DO WHAT UWANNA DO AND I FEEL THAT SOME SPAGHETTI MONSTER CANT EXPLAIN THE UNEXPLAINED AND CANT HELP ME SPIRITUALLY AS I COME TO REALIZE CHRIST HELPS ME MENTALLY AND PHYSICALLY AND I HAVE EVIDENCE THAT THIS IS TRUE AND TRY HIM CHRIST IS REAL AND PERSONALLY THATS MY EVIDENCE. PEOPLE ITS ALL MADE UP THE SPAGHETTI MONSTER ISNT REAL
-kathleen
i think u guys are decieved by the devil
Published by Bobby Henderson December 16th, 2008 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 549 Comments
549 Responses to “i think u guys are decieved by the devil”
Wow.
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The devil;
the devil;
bum, bum;
the devil.
Moooooooooowwwwwhahahahahhahahahah !
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Made up? Exactly! FSM is an exercise in objectivly re-looking at all religious beliefs. Including your also made up one. It’s called sarchasm! TeeHeeHee!
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Neither am I.
Woops, sorry.
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Heretic. You’ll miss out on the beer volcanoes. And apparently, the FSM graced you with a sense of neither humor nor irony.
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Should you actually exist (as opposed to being a troll of trollish proportions), then I recommend you listen to yourself more closely for you have uttered a profound truth. I’ll quote your revelation: PEOPLE ITS ALL MADE UP. Apply that same bit of brilliance to your own set of delusions and see if that doesn’t help explain a few things.
cheers
PC
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Yes, of course you are right! A CAPS-LOCKED’ text message of some kathleen has made me denounce my faith. Of course.
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how do you know that your religion is right over this one you don’t so shut up and go fucking be stupid somewhere else
RAmen
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No. I don’t believe you! It can’t be true! Surely the FSM is real. But wait. Let’s look at your arguments. Yes. Yes! Thank you. Thank you! You have rid me of my beliefs in this false god by your flood of evidence and decisive reasoning. Thank you again Kathleen for saving me. Please let me see the evidence you have found that MUST be true so that I may follow the true path. It must be the bible. It must be. That’s it isn’t it. The bible. That’s the only thing that can point us down the true path. It’s so full of real, historical, true, supernatural events that show the one (or is that three) true god(s). Not the mindless, controlling, babbling, superstitious, folk story gibberish drivel I once thought it was. Your UPPERCASING has convinced me of my past evil ways. You are correct – the unexplained can explain the un-explainable in a fully explainable in-explicable way. It is so clear now. Your spelling has been deceived by the noodly one. The bible is really, really, REALLY real (someone once told me) and not man-made like this flour based twaddle. This christ god/person/zombie has helped you go mental and I want that too! Stating that things are true is the only true way of stating things that MUST be true. Thanks again. Oh Kathleen CAPITALS are such fun! WAHOO! And to think that I honestly believed that the spaghetti monster was real. What a plonker I was. Shame on you people. Remove this site immediately. Your sardonic wit and scornful, mocking humour will corrupt the world. The world must know the truth. Let Kathleen show you the evidence as she has shown me and you will be SAVED. Hallelujah.
Not.
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Lies, I feel the delicious and savory power of the FSM at all times. When I want something, I beg for his noodley wisdom to be bestowed upon me. Your the one mistaken, following your false god, open your eyes and your mouth and sample the lusciousness that is the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
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…wow.
And here I was beginning to think that Christians might not be as mentally retarded as I thought.
Oh well!
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OH NO THE FOUNDATIONS OF MY BELIEF SYSTEM! WHY KATHLEEN, WHY????
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thats the most incoherent peace of text I’ve ever read
I THINK U GUYS ARE DECIEVED BY THE DEVIL AND HIS SPIRITS.
alright, an opinion, everyone is entitled to one.
MAKING THIS STUFF UP IS MERELY CREATED BY SOMEONE
doesn’t actually mean anything (as far as my somewhat limited experience in english tells me)
possible meanings:
this stuff is made up and created by someone
it is the actual making of this stuff that is created by someone
AND ITS AN EXCUSE TO HAVE
like everything else
AND DO WHAT UWANNA DO
such horrible thought considering that we consider ourselves free
AND I FEEL THAT SOME SPAGHETTI MONSTER CANT EXPLAIN THE UNEXPLAINED
ofcourse not, if it could explain the unexplained there would be nothing unexplained and therefore it would explain nothing. Instead FSM explain plenty of things wich is not unexplained
AND CANT HELP ME SPIRITUALLY AS I COME TO REALIZE CHRIST HELPS ME MENTALLY AND PHYSICALLY
this is a logic flaw, one does not exclude the other and is therefore an invalid argument
AND I HAVE EVIDENCE THAT THIS IS TRUE AND TRY HIM CHRIST IS REAL AND PERSONALLY THATS MY EVIDENCE.
I miss a comma somewhere, perhaps:
AND I HAVE EVIDENCE THAT THIS IS TRUE AND TRY HIM, CHRIST IS REAL AND PERSONALLY THATS MY EVIDENCE.
you have evidence(of that christ helps you) therefore it is true (that christ helps you).
From thereof you draw the conclution that christ exists and you also state that that conclution is evidence (for his existence).
I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume this “evidence” isn’t what you refered to earlier.
This leaves the evidence to be based on whether or not christ helped you. This evidence is invalid since there is no way of deciding if it was christ or the thought of christ that helped you.
PEOPLE ITS ALL MADE UP THE SPAGHETTI MONSTER ISNT REAL
also a missing comma
I have had some thought on the subject and concluded that I’m an atheist and a pastafarian. How is this possible you wonder, well it is the a matter of definition:
A atheist is someone who believe in the nonexistance of any diety
As far as I understand is existance based on whether something is measurable or not.
But the FSM is showing us his world through our measurmets of it. As a result all measurmentresults is created by fsm and there is no measurementresult not created by the fsm, therefore is it not possible to measure the fsm leading to that the fsm is not measurable and do not exist according to definition, this makes me an atheist
believing this makes me a pastafarian
in conclution: I’m an atheist and a pastafarian
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The spaghetti monster isn’t real?? Blasphemy!!!
Jeez Kathleen, you act like we’re totally serious about this. Maybe if you stopped shouting so much we’d understand.
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……eheh….ahah….ahahahahaAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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shut your trap you blasphemous heathen!!!
OF COURSE the spaghetti monster exists, for he exists in my heart!
Next I’m guessing you’ll say Santa Claus isn’t real and the Easter Bunny is made up… Jesus Christ some people have nerve.
;]
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You should try turning off the caps lock and using some punctuation. You might also consider breaking your thoughts up into coherent sentences. It is hard to understand what you mean when you write a sentence that could be 8 sentences.
Also, minor point but it’s “deceived,” not “decieved.” Remember “i before e except after c?”
My attempt at translating Kathleen’s message:
I think you guys are deceived by the devil and his spirits. This stuff is merely made up by someone, and it’s an excuse to have and do what you want to do. I feel that some spaghetti monster can’t explain the unexplained, nor help me spiritually. I have come to realize that christ helps me mentally and physically. I have evidence that this is true. Try him. Christ is real, and personally that’s my evidence. People, it’s all made up. The spaghetti monster isn’t real.
This still doesn’t make very much sense, but at least it is a little easier to read.
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Hi Kathleen.
Have you even talked to God or saw him? I mean, in real. If you anwser yes, there is a problem… at year 0, we didn’t have knowledge of mental illnesses, but today, we would call that “schizophreny” If you answered no, how can you prove it exists?? Imagine the Empire State building floating in the air… with no solid base. It’s called FAITH. You can’t prove God exists but sadly we can’t prove it doesn’t exists. To prove that something doesn’t exist you must prove it’s not there. But if this thing is invisible, it’s there but you confirm nor infirm… what a mess. So why your “god” can’t be a Flying Spaghetti Monster?? I have a nice woman, healthy baby, money, a familly… why can’t this be the will of the Flying Spaghetti Monster instead of God? Don’t forget that as humans, we need other people, a presence, espicialy in hard times. That’s why we created “god”. Your god is only an adult imaginary companion. The Jesus you know is false, it’s a myth, a story written 2000 years ago by fishermen and travellers. And please, don’t talk about the Devil OK. The Devil and Hell have been created by the Christian Church to keep people endoctrined by the fear of death and suffering.
RAmen
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Fake. Fake troll. People, it’s all made up, Kathleen isn’t real.
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Apparently Christ doesn’t help with grammar…
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Perhaps this Christ person that Kathleen mentions should help her write a coherent sentence?
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Kathleen, I’m glad that Jebus is helping you mentally. You appear to need a lot of help. Of course, with help like that, I don’t think this will end well. Have a nice life.
Ramen
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The spaghetti monster is real… How would you else explain all the wonders in the world?
Deceived woman…
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Congratulations Kathleen,
I mean congrats on finding the CAPS button again at the end of your diatribe. You must be relieved that you don’t have to write in all caps forever.
RAmen!!!
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Kathleen, u are the one who’s deceived, and how dare u to say that somebody made this stuff up?! U are talking about my religion! The FSM can explain all things perfectly and he helped me spiritually, mentally and physically. I also have evidence that this is true. Try FSM, he’s real and he loves u. Kathleen it’s all made up, Christ and a sky-dude aren’t real!
RAmen
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Kathleen,
Unless you’re a 13 year-old kid, you should probably type normally. It makes you sound intelligent which would give a tiny bit of credit to your ridiculous belief. Do you seriously believe in the Bible? If you take the creation story in Genesis literally, you are sadly laboring under completely absurd notions.
Yes, of course the FSM is made up, just like your God is made up. Both were created by humans (yours some 2000 years ago, which should make you wonder why you believe what they did after so much time has passed). FSM is a criticism of religion and how incredibly insane it is to believe any of that crap they’re selling you.
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I THINK U CHRISTIANS ARE DECIEVED BY THE DEVIL AND HIS SPIRITS. MAKING THIS STUFF UP IS MERELY CREATED BY SOMEONE AND ITS AN EXCUSE TO KILL, MURDER, AND OPPRESS. AND I FEEL THAT SOME COSMIC JEWISH ZOMBIE CANT EXPLAIN THE UNEXPLAINED AND CANT HELP ME SPIRITUALLY AS I COME TO REALIZE THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER HELPS ME MENTALLY AND PHYSICALLY AND I HAVE EVIDENCE THAT THIS IS TRUE AND TRY HIM FSM IS REAL AND PERSONALLY THATS MY EVIDENCE. PEOPLE ITS ALL MADE UP THE COSMIC JEWISH ZOMBIE ISNT REAL
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Holy noodles!
I…I don’t know where to start. There are two period in the whole thing. You capitalized every letter except those in your name. The second sentence is the longest and most ambiguous run on sentence I have ever seen. Of course, you are guilty of misuse of contractions. Using colloquialisms such as “U” and “wanna” and “Uwanna” doesn’t help your credibility.
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“MAKING THIS STUFF UP IS MERELY CREATED BY SOMEONE AND ITS AN EXCUSE TO HAVE AND DO WHAT UWANNA DO”. Nice, and the the Bible is? It fell from the sky? It materialized itself in the hands of someone? The bible has been written by men for the Roman Emperor. It is the most powerful brainwashing machine ever created. The Old Testament has been written by men too, but for the jew kings, to say their race was superior and as a pretext to kill everything that is not jewish. It’s like that for every religious book… they are all FALSE.
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I think you are deceived by the allure of the caps lock. Contrary to prior belief, speaking in all caps does not make you sound more important; instead, it makes you sound like a crazed lunatic. May you be touched by his noodly appendage (and learn some grammar).
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I THINK U GUYS ARE DECIEVED BY GEORGES W. BUSH AND HIS CABINET. MAKING THIS STUFF UP IS MERELY CREATED BY SOMEONE AND ITS AN EXCUSE TO HAVE AND DO WHAT UWANNA DO AND I FEEL THAT SOME GOD CANT EXPLAIN THE UNEXPLAINED AND CANT HELP ME SPIRITUALLY AS I COME TO REALIZE THE FSM HELPS ME MENTALLY AND PHYSICALLY AND I HAVE EVIDENCE THAT THIS IS TRUE AND TRY HIM THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER IS REAL AND PERSONALLY THATS MY EVIDENCE. PEOPLE ITS ALL MADE UP GOD ISNT REAL
1-1?
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Bonus points for capitalization, especially for being humble by not capitalizing your own name.
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It’s a pity that Christ didn’t help you with grammar and punctuation too.
You have evidence? Let’s see it then.
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I think you’ve been reading that bible of yours a bit too much. It has the unfortunate side effect of making you feel self-righteous and justified in shooting down other peoples beliefs without really considering the other persons point of view or granting them the freedoms that they extend to you. I personally, find great peace and goodwill to mankind in the message brought forth by the Great Spaghetti Monster. His very lack of presence grants me the freedom to think for myself and his empty doctrine provides the impetus to affect the world with real actions that can actually change my own experience of it for the better. I hope one day you too are touched by his noodly appendages and can learn the true nature of goodness as it exists within each and everyone of us. I’m not sure if the Great SM ever uttered any words to a mere human mortal but if he did I’m sure he would have said something like “Be good for goodness sake.”
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Anyone know what language this is?
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You can apply that speech for any religion, even christianity.
I may think that you are decieved by the devil, Christ isnt the son of god, and that my religion helps me spiritually. The FSM is real and the evidence is given by this webpage.
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The irony of it all Kathleen, is that the creation of the Spaghetti monster is a sattire and direct insult to the moronic behaviour and blind following of your Religion.
By admitting that the Spaghetti monster isnt real, you also admit that your religion is a cruel joke played on Humanity for the Last 1500+ years.
Kathleen it is not only a reflectioin of your religion, but all religions.
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Neither is Christ.
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Ooooo, that rascally devil, always deceiving me. And who can aurgue with evidence like that. I guess you win.
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I THINK U ARE DECIEVED BY THE FALSE RELIGION OF CHRISTIANITY. MAKING THAT STUFF UP IS MERELY CREATED BY SOMEONE AND ITS AN EXCUSE TO HAVE AND DO WHAT U WANNA DO AND I FEEL THAT SOME JESUS CANT EXPLAIN THE UNEXPLAINED AND CANT HELP ME SPIRITUALLY AS I COME TO REALIZE THE FLYING SPAGHETTI HELPS ME MENTALLY AND PHYSICALLY AND I HAVE EVIDENCE THAT THIS IS TRUE AND THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER IS REAL AND PERSONALLY THATS MY EVIDENCE. PEOPLE ITS ALL MADE UP JESUS ISNT REAL
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Whoa!
Ms. Jones
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I THINK THAT IF THERE IS A HELL AND A DEVIL HE WELL SEND ALL HIS EMAILS IN ALL CAPS WITH NO PUNCTUATION SO THAT IT IS UNBELIEVABLY HARD TO READ AND HE WILL STRING SENTENCES TOGETHER AND MAKE RANDOM CLAIMS AND CALL THEM PROOF AND THERE THAT IS MY PROOF AND ALSO THE DEVIL WILL BE BAD AND HAVE A PITCHFORK BUT NOT FOR PITCHING HAY MORE FOR POKING PEOPLE IN THE TUSH
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I think you have no understanding of grammar or syntax. Come back when you get out of grade school. Then, we’ll talk.
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how dare you you are so ungreatful after the flying spaghetti monster has given you
are you blind
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Who do you think you are! Have you ever seen Chirst? Said hello shared a cup of tea? Well Neither have I done that with the Flying Spaghetti Monster. What you have posed is offensive and rude. How does the Devil have any work in this? I’m pretty sure he doesn’t have internet down in Hell.
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flying spaghetti monster saves
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well when i see spaghetti i replace is with god, and somehow the god monster just sounds right.
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holy crap? really? what have i been believing in then!? this is all i LIE? i sweet merciful Flying Spaghetti Monster, please tell me shes lieing!
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#1 Caps Lock, find it and use it.
Personal evidence… I have personal evidence that praying to the sun, my official religion prior to FSM, yielded the same 50/50 results as when I believed in ‘other’ more traditional religions.
Pass the noodles.
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Please stop yelling. One other thing, try to use a little more punctuation, there needs to be more than just 2 periods in your long,uneducated ramblings. When you have figured out how to do those things please come back with a sensible, and valid argument, and we will be happy to talk with you like a normal human being.
May u be touched by his noodley appendage.
RAmen
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