I THINK U GUYS ARE DECIEVED BY THE DEVIL AND HIS SPIRITS. MAKING THIS STUFF UP IS MERELY CREATED BY SOMEONE AND ITS AN EXCUSE TO HAVE AND DO WHAT UWANNA DO AND I FEEL THAT SOME SPAGHETTI MONSTER CANT EXPLAIN THE UNEXPLAINED AND CANT HELP ME SPIRITUALLY AS I COME TO REALIZE CHRIST HELPS ME MENTALLY AND PHYSICALLY AND I HAVE EVIDENCE THAT THIS IS TRUE AND TRY HIM CHRIST IS REAL AND PERSONALLY THATS MY EVIDENCE. PEOPLE ITS ALL MADE UP THE SPAGHETTI MONSTER ISNT REAL
-kathleen
i think u guys are decieved by the devil
Published by Bobby Henderson December 16th, 2008 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 549 Comments
549 Responses to “i think u guys are decieved by the devil”
If only Kathleen’s evidence was a complete sentence we could all share in her enlightenment.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
What ? To say that the FSM isn’t real you need to be quite blinded by the false lights of a false murderous god ! I prefer to believe in my excelent diner being a powerfull and mighty god then a lazy bastard who can’t even shave himself and killing his own creation to ” punish them ” because they made choices different then the majority ( homosexuality for an exemple , eh you hate them don’t you !
I mean if i’m wrong about the fact that your so called god isn’t real , then yeah i’ll burn in hell and i don’t give a damn because (quote here ) : Its better to reign in Hell then serve in heaven – …. but eh can you even proove they exist ? Because with a medical point of view ….. the fact that you live is because your organs are doing their jobs + the heart ….. without him you’d be dead and no its not an organ its a muscle , damn can’t you listen to what i’m saying ? So all your organs are making you alive , but eh , plants are alive but they don’t do anything else then being alive uh … so the brains gets his place there …. the brain is like a computer but thousand of times better then what we are using to communicate right now …. its some pretty good stuff ain’t it …. so the brain is treaitng everything , what you see , feel , do , anything …. but if the brain is down …. because you are dead let’s say ….. well …. he can’t treat anything anymore can he ? No he can’t i just said it dude … so the brain’s dead right , no informations treated … nothing …. you don’t see anything you don’t feel anything , you don’t think you don’t speak …. with no brain’s activity you aren’t better then a rock ….. well that spirit of ours doesn’t exist in a medical point of view …… and since the brain can’t treat any informations , when you are dead you are dead …. there’s nothing after the death ….. the death is a limit…. there’s nothing after ..
and for those who will bring up the hypnose dudes who said under hyptnose that when they cliniquely died they felt like leaving their bodies and that they saw themselves from a higher point of view , well let me explain this to you : hyptnose FAIL ! It have been proved by people who have been under hyptnose to see their past lives and other things in their past that : if you don’t remmember something ( i mean in your subconsious and all ) your brain will create images of what looks the most real in that situation …. like you could describe something and thinking its a real thing but this thing wasn’t there at the moment or wasn’t created at that year , etc etc , so NO there’s no prooves of souls and spirits ( and for the people who want to speak of ghosts …. well come one you aren’t 3 years old , it was created just like vampires and werewolves to scare us when we were kids … ghosts doesn’t exist )
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
…CANT EXPLAIN THE UNEXPLAINED….
Can anything, by definition?
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
I’m becoming increasingly convinced that the world is full of lunatics.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Why would God be more real?
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Hi Kathleen,
I don’t believe in the devil or his demons and I don’t need an ‘excuse’ to do what I think it is right to do; I do it anyway.
The Spaghetti Monster does explain things and helps you spiritually, read the open letter and the Eight Rather You Didn’ts? It’s as good as anytign in the bible.
Your evidence that Christ is real confuses me; you have evidence he’s real because he’s real? That’s not evidence, it’s faith.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster has as much evidence for him as Jesus. If you don’t believe in the FSM how can you believe in Christ? All your post says is you think you’re right and we’re wrong and that’s not a good arguement.
Cheers,
Dan
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Blasphemy!
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Gosh! And to think I almost believed it!
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Try pressing the cAPS lOCK button again. Using more then one period in your rant also help the readability.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
I wonder why she didn’t capitalize her name?
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
You’re right. It’s all made up. The FSM, Christ, how he “HELPS you MENTALLY AND PHYSICALLY” your “evidence,” all of it. now stop bothering us and let us go about our day.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
“CHRIST HELPS ME MENTALLY AND PHYSICALLY”
Considering your method of writing (single long sentence, all caps, etc.), I’d guess that your well below a rock intelectually. If Christ did this to you, I’d sue him.
“ITS AN EXCUSE TO HAVE AND DO WHAT UWANNA DO”
As well as the devil in your religion is just an excuse for people doing evil stuff. And it’s all magically OK once you go have a confession. Hurray!
“CANT EXPLAIN THE UNEXPLAINED”
The sentence
“(insert your deity name here) created the Universe, life and everything”
Pretty much offers the explanation you get from your religion (as well as any other. Just instead of Yahve insert Iluvatar, FSM, or any other deity and you’ll get the same explanation.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
“MAKING THIS STUFF UP IS MERELY CREATED BY SOMEONE”
WOAH!!! You like totally blew my mind!
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Yet another well reasoned, perfectly punctuated,articulate and utterly convincing use of the caps lock key.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
“I COME TO REALIZE CHRIST HELPS ME MENTALLY AND PHYSICALLY AND I HAVE EVIDENCE THAT THIS IS TRUE AND TRY HIM CHRIST IS REAL AND PERSONALLY THATS MY EVIDENCE.”
good to see we’ve got that wrapped up!
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Checklist:
==========
X – Poor Spelling
X – Convoluted Grammar
X – CAPSLOCKery
X – Single Sentence Of Unusual Length
X – Unsubstantiated Claims
X – Need For Touch Of Noodly Appendage Is Adequately Demonstrated.
May you be so touched, kathleen. Indeed, deep down, you appaear to be a little bit touched already.
Ramen!
Pasta Fairy-Anne
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Dearest kathleen,
How can you attack a different religion when your religion promotes peace and love? This church has never attacked yours nor claimed that yours is false, they do not accuse your god as false and wrong. You claim to have evidence, please present it.
Love Conor.
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…………
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Prove it. Prove the Devil, Prove Jesus lives – where is he? Is Jesus your physiotherapist? Your psychiatrist? Prove there’s a God and then go back to remedial English and learn how to write properly. Wait, do those the other way around. Learn to write, then explain. It’ll be easier for all of us.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Have you ever thought you might the one who is decieved by the devil and his little spirits?
Because I don`t really understand your evidence. Do you?
And of course the FSM is real, there is evidence all around us. Try searching.
Ramen
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Wow, what a firm grasp of the obvious and yet so delusional!
What is this evidence? You are the only person in the world (in the history of mankind) to have evidence. Well, let’s see it.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Another home schooled Christian. Hopefully she will not reproduce.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Please present this evidence. His Noodlieness demands it.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Kathleen,
Open your heart and accept the pasta into your life! If you have faith then you too can be touched by the tender noodle of his love. You will find that Christ is not real, that there were such things as dinosaurs (just watch Jurassic Park if you need proof!) and that you have been deceived by evil tricksters who would like to deny the One True Gospel of the FSM. I mean, if you will deny the gospels of Mary, Thomas and all the rest just to have the four that fit best at the time with the political wishes of the militarist Roman Empire, then you will see that those four are also madey-uppey and that the one true work of the FSM is the only thing that makes sense. Listen to your heart, Kathleen, and trust not the false churches of Jesus or the Flying Linguine Monster. And be happy and non-judgmental…even Jesus of Nazareth said that. K.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
How the hell did you manage not to write your name with caps?!?!?
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Dear Kathleen:
It’s obvious your god has influenced you physically and mentally, thus the run-on sentence.
I did try your Christ. The only thing I appreciated about him was that he tasted like stale matzos and $1.50 red wine.
Please make sure in the future when you are saying Christ “helps me physically and mentally”, you don’t sound like a third grader presenting “What I Did This Summer” to the class.
Breathe. Breathing is good. Since there is no punctuation for pauses and stops in your post, I am assuming that you speak like this. Air is good for you, no matter what Jesus says.
Have a nice day!
Meisha
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
DEVIL AND HIS SPIRITS
Ah so you are actually a polytheist (look it up)
I’m sure other people have pointed out that if you exchange “Christ” with “Flying Spaghetti Monster” and vice versa, you’ll get a good idea of how we feel. You are as wrong as we are.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Translation for the Christianity impaired:
I think (that) you guys are (being) deceived by the devil and his spirits. (The Flying Spaghetti Monster) was merely someone’s creation, and you would use it as an excuse to have and to do whatever you want to do. I feel that this “Spaghetti Monster” can’t explain the unexplained and it can’t help me spiritually. I’ve come to realize that Christ helps me mentally and physically, and I have evidence that this is true. Try him; Christ is real. This is my personal experience.
People, it’s all made up! The Spaghetti Monster just isn’t real.
-Kathleen
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
If this is a sample of your mental processes when Jebus is helping you, I’d hate to think what you’re like when he isn’t.
Personally ,I find a nice tot of rum does the trick.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
wow… your an idiot
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Kathleen,
I THINK U GUYS ARE DECIEVED BY THE Anti-pasto AND HIS SPIRITS. MAKING THIS STUFF UP IS MERELY CREATED BY SOMEONE AND ITS AN EXCUSE TO HAVE AND DO WHAT UWANNA DO AND I FEEL THAT SOME god/jebus CANT EXPLAIN THE UNEXPLAINED AND CANT HELP ME SPIRITUALLY AS I COME TO REALIZE The Flying Spaghetti Monster HELPS ME MENTALLY AND PHYSICALLY AND I HAVE EVIDENCE THAT THIS IS TRUE AND TRY HIM The Flying Spaghetti Monster IS REAL AND PERSONALLY THATS MY EVIDENCE. PEOPLE ITS ALL MADE UP god ISNT REAL
(fixt)
-Charlie
P.S. thanks for saving me ALOT of typing!
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
HOW DARE YOU TRY TO CONVINCE ME THAT MY MADE UP GOD IS NO MORE REAL THAN YOUR MADE UP GOD!
Please, now may we enjoy our feast of the body (Noodle appendages) and blood (holy tomato sauce) and be thankful for all that our lord has given us.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Blasphemy!
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Kathleen, I came here looking for answers, and I thought I’d found them.
But you, you dashed my glimmer of hope.
The flying spaghetti monster is not real?
Life means nothing.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Run-on-sentence-ism: noun. A psychological condition which afflicts passionate people, causing them to rant – especially when writing or typing – without taking time to organize their thoughts. Typically found in children but there are adult examples as well.
Ex: “…and then we went outside for recess and Jenny had on a new coat like the one I want and there were squirrels out still and we made a snow man and snow angels and there were some kids I think Tommy and Joe having a snowball fight and one of them threw a snowball at the school and it hit Mr. Stevens’s window and the principal came out and he was really mad and Joe tried to run a way and he pushed Sally Jarvis down and…”
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
May Christ help you properly use capitalization and punctuation.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
You’re right, Kathleen! The Spaghetti Monster isn’t real. It’s made up. Just like Christ, the Devil, and his spirits… we just happen to believe he’s a nicer non-reality than yours. Try him! He can help you mentally, spiritually, and physically – without all the wars, bigotry, and hatred your flavor demands.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Kathy, may I call you Kathy? I think you need to clean your keyboard because the Caps Lock key is stuck. And please, take a remedial English class at your local college. It’ll help you with all areas of your life. I promise.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
YOU KNOW IF YOU WERE REALLY LOCKED INTO CAPS MODE I WONDER HOW YOU WERE ABLE TO SIGN OFF YOUR POST LIKE THIS
– ron
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
I’d take someone more seriously if they didn’t have the CAPS button on and if they used punctuation. But, tis only my opinion.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
SO? WHATS THE POINT IN BELIEVEING IN A SPAGHETTI MONSTER IF ITS INVISBLE? YOU CANNOT EAT WHAT YOU CANNOT SEE! AND… AND… HOW CAN HIS TENTACLES BE SLOPE IF THEY WERE BOILED AND THE SPAGHETTI MONSTER CREATED THE WATER AND THE HEAT SO HE HAD TO CREATE SOMETHING TO CREATE HIMSELF BEFORE HE COULD CREATE HIMSELF. I COULD BELIEVE THIS IF CHUCK NORRIS CREATED THE SPAGHETTI MONSTER AND HE WAS BUSY KICKING BAD GUISE END OF STORY.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
I haven’t laughed this hard at hate mail in quite some time. The lack of punctuation is a good touch, and the fact that she mentions she has evidence of Christ, but never actually tells us what it is. Lastly she claims that OUR religion is made up?! hahaha What I would give to talk with this person for a few hours and be able to soak in what they are thinking.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Uhh – can anyone here say run-on sentence? What is with all these Christians who cannot use proper punctuation methods? Are these people for real?
“…I COME TO REALIZE THE FSM HELPS ME MENTALLY AND PHYSICALLY AND I HAVE EVIDENCE THAT THIS IS TRUE AND TRY HIM FSM IS REAL AND PERSONALLY THATS MY EVIDENCE.” – Right back at ya!
RAmen.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Well since you shouted it in all caps, we obviously can’t argue your infallible logic in the existence of a 2000 year old zombie jew that died for your sins yet lives forever…not much a penalty?
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
I THINK U GUYS ARE DECIEVED BY THE DEVIL AND HIS SPIRITS. MAKING THIS STUFF UP IS MERELY CREATED BY SOMEONE AND ITS AN EXCUSE TO HAVE AND DO WHAT UWANNA DO AND I FEEL THAT SOME GOD CANT EXPLAIN THE UNEXPLAINED AND CANT HELP ME SPIRITUALLY AS I COME TO REALIZE THE FSM HELPS ME MENTALLY AND PHYSICALLY AND I HAVE EVIDENCE THAT THIS IS TRUE AND TRY HIM THE FSM IS REAL AND PERSONALLY THATS MY EVIDENCE. PEOPLE ITS ALL MADE UP AND GOD ISNT REAL
-coldblood
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
DIN MAMMA HAR INGA ARMAR!
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
NO FU CKN WAY!!!!!!!!! ARE YOU SERIOUSE? HES NOT……real?
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Capslock rules.
I feel nothing but pity for this poor imbecile. I can’t imagine what it must be like to be unable to think clearly. Thank the FSM that I wasn’t born microcephalic.
RAmen
ET
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
faggit u sound like a chic
and
first
Like or Dislike:
0 
0