i think u guys are decieved by the devil

I THINK U GUYS ARE DECIEVED BY THE DEVIL AND HIS SPIRITS. MAKING THIS STUFF UP IS MERELY CREATED BY SOMEONE AND ITS AN EXCUSE TO HAVE AND DO WHAT UWANNA DO AND I FEEL THAT SOME SPAGHETTI MONSTER CANT EXPLAIN THE UNEXPLAINED AND CANT HELP ME SPIRITUALLY AS I COME TO REALIZE CHRIST HELPS ME MENTALLY AND PHYSICALLY AND I HAVE EVIDENCE THAT THIS IS TRUE AND TRY HIM CHRIST IS REAL AND PERSONALLY THATS MY EVIDENCE. PEOPLE ITS ALL MADE UP THE SPAGHETTI MONSTER ISNT REAL
-kathleen

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  1. 551 - CrudOMatic - Jan 26th, 2010

    “”"I THINK U GUYS ARE DECIEVED BY THE DEVIL AND HIS SPIRITS.”"”

    Deceived??? You’re the one that believes in Christ and gives up 10% of your pay. FSM doesn’t need your money. As far as the Devil & his Spirits – I’m more of a beer man.

    I thought you Christians had moved on from blaming the Devil for everything that gets your panties in a bunch. Surprise.

    “”"MAKING THIS STUFF UP IS MERELY CREATED BY SOMEONE AND ITS AN EXCUSE TO HAVE AND DO WHAT UWANNA DO”"”

    I love how blind people can be – she can see FSM is made up, but not her own God. Christianity is only 2000 years old, Judaism is only 5000 years old. The world is 4.5 BILLION years old. Judaism isn’t even the oldest religion, so I’m pretty sure there are some Hindus laughing at your Hippie nailed to a lowercase T.

    …and yes, Christianity was created so a small group of elites could have their way with the human race. Just like other religions were.

    “”"SOME SPAGHETTI MONSTER CANT EXPLAIN THE UNEXPLAINED”"”

    Neither can Jesus.

    “”"AND CANT HELP ME SPIRITUALLY AS I COME TO REALIZE CHRIST HELPS ME MENTALLY”"”

    I believe what you are feeling is belonging to a clique.

    “”"AND PHYSICALLY”"”

    Unless you have cancer, AIDS, or are an amputee.

    “”"AND I HAVE EVIDENCE THAT THIS IS TRUE”"”

    Whip it out, or shut up.

    “”"TRY HIM CHRIST IS REAL”"”

    Been there, done that, got the T-shirt. Wasn’t effective then, and isn’t now – I can’t ally myself with fantasy, contradiction, hate and ill-logic. Christ is no more real than FSM.

    “”"AND PERSONALLY THATS MY EVIDENCE.”"”

    Laughable. I’d love to see you in a murder trial, where the only evidence they have against you is that someone personally feels you did it, because GOD told them so. Not only that, but the jury has the same idea of “evidence” that you do. Enjoy that life sentence.

    “”"PEOPLE ITS ALL MADE UP THE SPAGHETTI MONSTER ISNT REAL”"”

    No shit. It was created to show how retarded religion is – and apparently, that has worked because you think it’s a real religion!

    RAmen.

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