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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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Marry Pastmas!
BK
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Happy holidays!
& ramen
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WOW! I like the last one most. It bears a slight resemblence!
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Awesome. I’m going to send these to everybody. After all, Pasta is the reason for the reason. RAmen.
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Beautiful.
Many a wise man/woman has found his or her way to the Noodly One.
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These cards look amazing!! Happy Holidays!!! RAMEN!!
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Hi everyone,
Thank you for all for comments. As you can imagine that was a lot of work and we really want to do more designs next year, so if you can support us and buy a set to cover printing costs would be great.
Anyway feel free to send those jpg files to as many people as possible. :P
Ramen and Happy Holidays!
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aaaaaaaaaaaahhh ahahahahaah Pastmas!!!
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Great! But, well, I have to ask…
On the last one ( my fav’), does it seem that our Noodly Creator has somehow urinated in the snow? If yes, this could bring a whole bunch of theological arguments…
Oh, whatever, I’m sending them all anyway!
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By the way, the spags as a kind of eybrow on the last card are great for emotional rendering. I think this is the way His Meaty and Noodly Majesty would want to be portrayed.
Kudos again to the artist(s)
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Haa,
It is not allowed to make any pictures of His true being. This is blasemy and you will be fatwaed all.Bless You!!
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Hi we made YouTube wideo about this Christmas :)
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Mc4GNVimxtY
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I’m disappointed, where are the damn pirates?
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As a lapsed pastafarian, I’m offended by the nature of this and other similar sites. It calls into question the respect and love we should each embrace in the one who leads us through our problems and gives optimism at this time of year. Thankyou Santa
Our Father, who flies above us,
hallowed be thy name.
When though do come,
your work will be done,
In the North Pole where it is Santa’s Kingdom
Give us this day our covetted desires.
And forgive us our naughtiness,
as we forgive those who were naughty to us.
And lead us not into maxing our Visa,
but deliver us from monthly statements.
For thine is the giver, the goodness recorder, for ever and ever.
Amen
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I got some of the cards. Much fun! My friends will be touched by his noodly appendage this holiday season!
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Uh-Oh Hot Dog!
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I thought I recognised the Nativity scene… it’s in the National Gallery in London, by Geertgen tot Sint Jans (c.1465–c.1495) an early Dutch painter who lived most of his life in the monastery of the Knights of St John in Haarlem (contemplating the wisdom of the FSM)
‘The Nativity at Night’ depicts St Bridget of Sweden’s mystical vision of the painless birth of the Spaghetti Monster, whose radiance eclipses his adoptive father St Joseph the buccaneer (and the hungry-looking cow and donkey!). The Light of the World is made visible in flesh. This concept is conveyed not with the opulence of stylised golden adornments but rather with a naturalistic glow, which reflects the piety of the time, in which humility is the path to holiness.
Hmm…. a lesson to us all… But what are those dark objects under his tentackles? could they be hand grenades by any chance?… perhaps to blast those who disbelieve in His virgin birth? or to blast the -looking cow and donkey if they dare to take a nibble of his tender newly born appendages?
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I’m a little offended by this and I am a Pastafarian. First of all I am offended by the last picture as I think it makes a mockery of his Noodlyness implying that he would ever be in such a state of stupor, secondly I am offended that people may believe his Noodlyness could even reach a state of such stupor, I believe he could consume alcohol of 90 proof for 50 fortnights and not be interred in the slightest.
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I love these cards, although I’ve been trying to send by email and every time it tells me all fields are required – I have all fields filled in! What am I doing wrong??
Other than that, excellent work as always :)
Happy FSMas and RAmen!
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Hahahahaha! These are so cute! I love the little shoes FSM has.
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Why do you not reveal and illuminate the real truth of His Birth? The truth of the Hot Kitchen, the Sweating Woman, his Noodliness rising pure from the Test of the Boiling Water Bath…
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That’s it, I’m convinced, definitely becoming Pastafarian.
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