2008 December archive - Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Archive for December, 2008

Pastafarian celebration in Italy

Published by Bobby Henderson December 28th, 2008 in General FSM news. 38 Comments

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Seattle lights

Published by Bobby Henderson December 27th, 2008 in General FSM news and sightings. 6 Comments

Being a recent convert I decided to add something to my lights display..
-fn

happy Holidays – more tree toppers

Published by Bobby Henderson December 26th, 2008 in General FSM news and arts and crafts. 3 Comments

Pastafarian Dan’s Tree-Topper:

Pastafarian Kevin’s Tree-Topper:

And this one – I am sorry but I lost the original email and just have this picture, I don’t know who sent me this. Anyone recognize this Tree-Topper as the one watching over your tree? Please let me know.

tree topper

Published by Bobby Henderson December 25th, 2008 in General FSM news and arts and crafts. 2 Comments

I created His Noodlyness in papier-mache for a
puppetry class… (first image)
….reincarnated Him as a tree-topper… (second image)
-Amelia

fsm cookie

Published by Bobby Henderson December 25th, 2008 in General FSM news and food. 6 Comments

Spotted by Pastafarian Anna

America’s weirdest Holiday lights display

Published by Bobby Henderson December 25th, 2008 in General FSM news. 10 Comments

Chris Creel’s FSM Holiday Display
Found on Slate’s America’s Weirdest Holiday Lights Displays

happy Holidays from Finland

Published by Bobby Henderson December 23rd, 2008 in General FSM news and arts and crafts. 26 Comments

Tänä jouluna Lentävä spagettihirviö on jälleen vahvasti läsnä taloudessani. Joulukuusen huippua koristaa Hänen nuudelimainen korkeutensa.
I have no idea what that says but I like the way it looks. If I knew how to make umlauts, I would umlaut everything. örïgïnal post cän bë föünd hërë. (ï fïgürëd öüt höw tö mäkë thëm)
Rough translation [...]

Holiday Ornament

Published by Bobby Henderson December 21st, 2008 in General FSM news and arts and crafts. 9 Comments

Our friends at WebUrbanist posted this FSM Holiday ornament:

Possibly the best thing to happen to Christmas, ever, this hand-felted Flying Spaghetti Monster is so wrong, yet feels so right!. Not only does it fly in the face of the entire myth of Christmas but it does so while looking too adorable to be offensive.

Washington State Holiday display drama

Published by Bobby Henderson December 16th, 2008 in General FSM news. 98 Comments

Bill O’Reilly discusses viewpoint discrimination with Megyn Kelly:

By the way, the Church of the FSM has no plans to sue anyone.

i think u guys are decieved by the devil

Published by Bobby Henderson December 16th, 2008 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 549 Comments

I THINK U GUYS ARE DECIEVED BY THE DEVIL AND HIS SPIRITS. MAKING THIS STUFF UP IS MERELY CREATED BY SOMEONE AND ITS AN EXCUSE TO HAVE AND DO WHAT UWANNA DO AND I FEEL THAT SOME SPAGHETTI MONSTER CANT EXPLAIN THE UNEXPLAINED AND CANT HELP ME SPIRITUALLY AS I COME TO REALIZE CHRIST HELPS [...]

FSM at art show

Published by Bobby Henderson December 14th, 2008 in General FSM news and arts and crafts. 18 Comments

For my senior art show at South Dakota State University, I set up an installation for the Flying Spaghetti Monster. It consisted of 8 intaglio prints and my giant FSM sculpture. I have attached a few of the photos from the show, which took place in 2006. The FSM is a soft sculpture, made from [...]

Merry FSMas everyone

Published by Bobby Henderson December 13th, 2008 in General FSM news and Spread the Word. 30 Comments

Pastafarian Craig spotted this display at his house:

It is fantastic. Who knows how many passers-by have been converted.

FSM Holiday lights

Published by Bobby Henderson December 12th, 2008 in General FSM news and Spread the Word. 30 Comments

Pastafarian Damon has put us all to shame with this stunning FSM Holiday light display. Behold:

I think we could all learn something from Damon. Well done, sir.

ironic hipster god

Published by Bobby Henderson December 10th, 2008 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 201 Comments

You’re all fucking retarded. You think your cool with your irnonic hipster FSM god? You fucktards are just as bad as christians, spouting off the same meme dripples as everyone else. Goddamn you people wouldnt know an original thought if it crawled into your room at night and fondled you while telling you how much [...]

knitted Holiday tree-topper

Published by Bobby Henderson December 10th, 2008 in General FSM news and arts and crafts. 8 Comments

Attached is my handmade knitted FSM that is doing a fantastic job of topping my knitted Xmas tree. The other 11 months of the year, he protects my boyfriend’s DVDs from mooches and spreads his noodly love around the apartment. As you can see, he’s glorious! Enjoy!
-Julie
Wow! That is great.

FSM Holiday Gift Guide

Published by Bobby Henderson December 8th, 2008 in General FSM news and Spread the Word. 8 Comments

Here are some gift ideas for your Pastafarian family and friends (and conversion targets). As always, all proceeds go to further the Cause.
T-Shirts, Mugs, Stickers, and Posters from the Official FSM Store:
Just one of many styles available.
FSM and Pirate-Fish car emblems from Ring of Fire:

The Gospel:

FSM nativity scene

Published by Bobby Henderson December 8th, 2008 in General FSM news. 38 Comments

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My son Bryce decided to honor the FSM this year with this lovely Nativity scene, complete with pirates and his home-made sculpture of the Holy One.
-Laurie

merry fmas

Published by Bobby Henderson December 8th, 2008 in General FSM news and arts and crafts. 22 Comments

We were setting up our Christmas tree this year and realized we had nothing to set a top it.
We do hope my crafty homage to our dear FSM does not mind his perch alight on our tree, because he looks so fantastic there.
Have a great Holiday season.
Christina