I am concerned. This is a joke, right? i mean, people cannot seriously believe in a dinner option. I believe that this ‘pastafarian-ism’ started as a joke made by a lost soul who is against christianism. but reading this website, this has gone too far. i will not swear or mock your unique form of entertainment like others have, but please stop this madness. direct your anger away from christianism and into your own personal lives. Let us not poison the minds of the innocent people that use the internet. Thank you, and I shall be praying for you all.
-Concerned Christian
Sure! sounds like you truly understand the potential evil of having fairy tales shoved down the throats of those who don’t beleive in the fairy tales.
I’m sure we can get this site taken down as soon as the strongest fairy tale starts to take a back seat. So I would completely agree with you as soon as we see some action involving:
Removing references to God of fairy tales off of our money
Removing references to God of fairy tales from our pledge of allegiance
Removal of christian proselytizers from our military
Removal of religious holidays as national holidays (you can of course take time off to celebrate whatever holiday you choose, we do)
Removal of national day of prayer (you can of course pray all day every day if you like)
Discontinue funding faith based programs that are not evidence based for their efficacy.
Discontinuing legislation banning actions solely based in religious world views (think prop 8)
This is a start. I’d join in with you on getting this dangerous site taken down as soon as I saw some action on your part.
Dear concerned Christian,
I am concerned about the frequent abuse of the English language by the majority of you Christians who choose to post on this site. It seems to me that while your church(s) teach you all to believe in illogical nonsense and fairy tales, it also seems to be working very hard to also teach you all how to not use proper capitalization when necessary, along with the incessant misuse of punctuation marks. Before you get your panties in a wad about our website, I would suggest instead that you start a new website devoted to proper grammer/punctuation usage for you and your fellow Christian cohorts. And at the same time, I will pray for you all to see this through by the grace of the mighty FSM. May you soon be touched by His Noodly Appendages with the success of your new venture.
RAmen.
Christianism? Is that a new form of Christianity?
And there are innocent people who use the internet? That’s news to me.
I guess you learn something new every day. Feel free to pray for me. I’ll be enjoying my beer and pasta.
RAmen
We aren’t poisoning the minds of anyone. We are trying to educate them, something apparently you are against.
Let us not poison the minds of the innocent people that use the internet. Thank you, and I shall be praying for you all.
-Concerned Christian
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Then don’t! We sure aren’t. And pleasee, why bother you imaginary buddy with “saving” us? I for one have no desire to be saved by a hypocritical believer, who sees the speck in my eye but cannot see past the beam in his own.
We’ll get right on that.
We are not against Christianism. We do not oppose religions that do not exist.
Perhaps you may be referring to Christianity? Whatever the case, we do not just limit ourselves to disbelieving only one religion, so don’t think yours is so special. Besides, we are just following our own personal beliefs. All religions oppose all other religions by saying that said religion is the only correct choice. So, we could say Christians should stop opposing Pastafarianism.
A few quotes from Richard Dawkins for extra thought:
“Like computer viruses, successful mind viruses will tend to be hard for their victims to detect. If you are the victim of one, the chances are that you won’t know it, and may even vigorously deny it. ”
“We are all atheists about most of the gods that humanity has ever believed in. Some of us just go one god further. “
Christianity – The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree…
Yeah, that makes perfect sense…
Where as you people are basically cannibals, we Pastafarians enjoy knowing that the FSM will love us, even if we are gay or something that your god frowns upon.
Can I interest you in some beer? Or is drinking against your rules? Is happiness against them? Must we all love what some carpenter did thousands of years ago, or we will have eternal pain? What is wrong with different beliefs? What makes YOU right and us wrong?
Bottom line: You can believe in your god, but we also have the right to believe in ours.
BTW, why were you on this website in the first place?