I am concerned. This is a joke, right? i mean, people cannot seriously believe in a dinner option. I believe that this ‘pastafarian-ism’ started as a joke made by a lost soul who is against christianism. but reading this website, this has gone too far. i will not swear or mock your unique form of entertainment like others have, but please stop this madness. direct your anger away from christianism and into your own personal lives. Let us not poison the minds of the innocent people that use the internet. Thank you, and I shall be praying for you all.
-Concerned Christian
You claim to believe things about the site, and other matters, like prayer to _your_ personal sky-dwelling Doer Of Big Things.
Written evidence also shows that, rather than christianity, you profess to follow an obscure faith called “christianism” (is that anything like those “islamists” I’ve heard about?).
Anyway, I’m happy for you in your faith. Now please be happy for us in ours.
May His noodly appendage tickle you real good now,
Past-arr Fairy-Anne.
“Let us not poison the minds of the innocent people that use the internet”.
HaHa good one
Dear C.C.,
If you read and comprehended what you read, then you know that followers of the FSM think that most Christians are mad for slavishly believing everything told to them by their ministry. I don’t think Bobby is a “lost soul” as you claim, we believe our minds to be free, and that we have no souls to lose.
“Poison the minds of the innocent people that use the Internet.” WTF are you talking about?! Apparently, you’ve been surfing the Net with the filters set to High! There are not very many innocents on the net that I have seen. And if they don’t want to be contaminated by alternative views, I’d recommend that they sell their computers and go back to using tin-can telephones. Thank you for the polite letter!
RAmen!
PS: I don’t need your prayers. Get off your knees and experience some new concepts, like not judging others.
Dear Concerned Christian:
You are an idiot. Click the “about” tab. Strangely enough, it will open a page that will tell you about this religion.
Some other information you may find useful as you blunder forward in life:
1) There is no such word as “christianism” in the English language. In general usage, people say “Christianity”. Most followers of that particular version of nonsensical mythology tend to capitalize it out of respect. I’m temporarily forgoing my usual use of “xian” and related words in the (faint) hope that you’ll be able to understand what I’m typing.
2) I haven’t lost a soul. I don’t think anyone else here has lost one either, because I just checked the lost-and-found box at the front desk, and there are no souls in it.
3) “I will not swear or mock … but please stop this madness.” Can you spot the contradiction here? Take your time.
4) Shut the hell up. Who are you to tell us what we should and should not think about your foolish religion? What gives you the right to unilaterally decide that our views, beliefs and opinions are invalid? Do you remember anything in the First Amendment about freedom of religion? Do you go around telling Hindus and Navajos to stop their “madness”? Did we come to your xian website and tell you to turn away from the evil influence of the buy-bull? We didn’t?? Whaddaya know. How about if you return the favor and beat feet out of here.
Another dimwit xian who can’t see the nose on his own face.
RAmen
ET
Are you equally concerned about every religion that does not share your particular view of faith? Buddhism, Islam, Hinduism, Buddhism, Confucianism, and Judaism – they all have websites. Are you concerned that they go too far as well, using the internet to poison the minds of innocent people? Perhaps you need to take your own advice and look into your own personal life. Don’t you have better things to do? We shall be praying for you, too.
Christianism? Oh come on, we know more about your religion than you ever will, and you just bloody well proved it.
“I believe that this ‘pastafarian-ism’ started as a joke made by a lost soul who is against christianism.”
Um, no. You really haven’t grasped the gist of Bobby’s argument, have you. It started as a reaction to attempts to insert intelligent design into public school curriculae. I.D. is a thinly veiled attempt to insert (christian) religious doctrine into public schools, but if you’ll remember:
“Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof” . . .
Evolution is not unconstitutional; I.D. is. Therefore, if an unconstitutional doctrine is allowed to be taught in schools, then the Church of the FSM humbly submits our own doctrine to be given equal time with evolution and I.D. Our beliefs, logically, are equally as valid as I.D.
Proponents of I.D. often use the argument that evolution is “just a theory”. This is true, but I.D. is an untested hypothesis, not a theory.
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“Let us not poison the minds of the innocent people that use the internet.”
Are you serious? Wow. Are you contending that FSM is a bigger danger to society than plans on how to build bombs, videos of jihadists cutting people’s heads off, porno (which constitutes the largest volume of internet traffic), hate groups, and people webcasting their own suicide? No, people need to learn to think for themselves. If you don’t like what you see at this site, then go surf somewhere else; it’s just that simple.
Christianism?
HA!