I am an avid fan of humor

Published November 9th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

Dear Bobby,

I am an avid fan of humor. I have been a supporter for over 25 years. I watch Comedy Central and BET every day. Let’s face it, humor makes me laugh. I recently acquired a pamphlet from your Spaghetti Monster Church, and being succeptible to being swayed by any cult/religion I blindly went to your website. Come to find out, it wasn’t a real church at all! Well, I guess I can let that slide, as after scrolling through your website I noticed a hint of satire.

But I gotta be honest, Robert, if this was an attempt at humor, you missed the mark like Stevie Wonder in a bow and arrow contest. No one can laugh looking at ugly people in halloween costumes. Did you really think that something like that could pass as laughable? If you are going to post a bunch of boring quips and pictures, there better be nudity. Lots of it, or you are missing the point of owning a website. If you are being sacreligious (which is too easy, if you ask me, sir), then you need to add some pizazz. But instead you throw in a stupid picture of spaghetti every now and then and expect a laugh. You either need to hire a Jew to add a punchline every now and again, or call it quits. Better yet, you can hire me for a nominal fee. I could take pictures of my dumps and email it to your website, if you think it helps.

Look, Bobby, you just aren’t funny. Looking at your website is like looking at a ginger person eat a chicken salad sandwich. It just makes you scruntch up your face. Sadly, humor wanted nothing to do with you. Your site is as funny as a Dane Cook standup, but I believe you actually like him, so I’m sure that one went over your head. Either learn how to make people laugh, or stop killing trees for pamphlets to make people go to your gay website.

I said good day, sir,
Josh



180 Responses to “I am an avid fan of humor”

  1. Pasta Beard says:

    1. This website is NOT meant to be humorous, it’s a satire meant to remove ID from science classrooms.
    2. You’re not funny either. Ripping shitty similies off of other unfunny people does not qualify you as funny. Go watch more T.V in your mother’s basement, please.

  2. Chris says:

    “Your site is as funny as a Dane Cook standup”

    EXACTLY! Fuck, I love Dane Cook almost as much as I love FSM.

  3. Saucy Follower says:

    Dear Josh,

    Unless I am mistaken, satire is not meant to be obvious, laught out loud humor. It is meant to be subtle, to the point that intelligent people would catch it and the ignorant masses would pass over it. Good job catching the satire, but no so much on your attempt at criticing it or making your own rant that I believe was an attempt at comedy. You might have thought so, but it wasn’t. Wit and humor should come easily to the mind and without force. You sir, have missed the mark.

    Saucy Follower,

    RAmen

  4. Bob says:

    Really Josh ? Humor makes you laugh? How unique.

    Congrads on the fine resume too. You watch Comedy Central and BET.

    The point of this site is so that know one has anything to laugh about in science classrooms. That would be the stuff on Discovery, National Geographic and PBS to you, so you might not be familiar.

    Science being taught free of a religious agenda is what built your fucking hilarious ass TV Josh, so you have a stake in this too. If you every roll back in your recliner full of cheetoes crumbs laughing your ass off at “Police Academy VI” in 3-D, it’ll be because someone was paying attention in a science class where real science was being taught.

    Science may save your ass from some of the metabolic disorders you are cultivating while majoring in TV comedy. It will probably not be able to do anything for your IQ, or your personality.

    If you only noticed a “hint of satire” on this site, Josh, then you have little room to speak of “going over your head.” Lobbing cinder blocks from your glass outhouse on that one, dumbass. This whole site was over your head.

  5. Bob says:

    Josh, just reread your post after hitting send on mine. Some how I missed mentioning that those are the worst jokes I’ve heard in a long time. Elementary school kids make better jokes, and their jokes suck. Bob Sagat is funnier than you, on a bad day.

    Grown ups call “bow and arrow contests” archery contests. Might want to also avoid the words “choo choo” and “binky’ if you want to be taken seriously.

    But what really ticked me off enough to write a second post is the “sacrilegious… throw in a stupid picture of spaghetti and expect a laugh” comment. First moron, you are being sacrilegious on this site trying painfully for a laugh you didn’t get. Second, this site throws in “a stupid picture of spaghetti” and expects for some of it’s more thoughtful visitors that a light will come on. Some people get that if any factless opinion about creation is to be taught, then they all must be – and none should. If you think the FSM is stupid, then every argument you make against Him is equally valid against every other supernatural agent.

    I though I couldn’t be much more disgusted with the usual critics bringing up a Jew that allegedly died for my sins, 2000 years before I even committed any. But your suggestion to hire one reminds me that I like racist assholes even less than self-righteous, delusional ones.

    Hire you? I doubt you could hold a job passing out french fries.

  6. Pacific Pam says:

    This is what i mean by tolerance…Hey, guy! you don’t have to like us…we don’t have to like you!
    You are not some kind of gold coin that everybody wants, you know?

    by the way…lol…ginger person eating chicken samich!!! I thought that was funny

  7. I'm Brian and so's my wife says:

    Based on the “humor” in your letter, we could put Bobby into a barbiturate-induced coma and he’d still be funnier than you.

  8. Pasta Beard says:

    Hint of satire? That’s the entire point, along with removing ID from science classrooms, of this website. Read the about tab please. Also, if you are easily swayed by any cult, please go join one that practices suicide and do us all a favor.

    RAmen
    -PB

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