I am an avid fan of humor

Published November 9th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

Dear Bobby,

I am an avid fan of humor. I have been a supporter for over 25 years. I watch Comedy Central and BET every day. Let’s face it, humor makes me laugh. I recently acquired a pamphlet from your Spaghetti Monster Church, and being succeptible to being swayed by any cult/religion I blindly went to your website. Come to find out, it wasn’t a real church at all! Well, I guess I can let that slide, as after scrolling through your website I noticed a hint of satire.

But I gotta be honest, Robert, if this was an attempt at humor, you missed the mark like Stevie Wonder in a bow and arrow contest. No one can laugh looking at ugly people in halloween costumes. Did you really think that something like that could pass as laughable? If you are going to post a bunch of boring quips and pictures, there better be nudity. Lots of it, or you are missing the point of owning a website. If you are being sacreligious (which is too easy, if you ask me, sir), then you need to add some pizazz. But instead you throw in a stupid picture of spaghetti every now and then and expect a laugh. You either need to hire a Jew to add a punchline every now and again, or call it quits. Better yet, you can hire me for a nominal fee. I could take pictures of my dumps and email it to your website, if you think it helps.

Look, Bobby, you just aren’t funny. Looking at your website is like looking at a ginger person eat a chicken salad sandwich. It just makes you scruntch up your face. Sadly, humor wanted nothing to do with you. Your site is as funny as a Dane Cook standup, but I believe you actually like him, so I’m sure that one went over your head. Either learn how to make people laugh, or stop killing trees for pamphlets to make people go to your gay website.

I said good day, sir,
Josh



180 Responses to “I am an avid fan of humor”

  1. Diego says:

    Dear Josh,

    You see the website and FSM is just the lure. The real comedy lies on the hate mail sent by people like you, “concerned christians” and people that are afraid of the influence of our Church.

    RAmen,
    Orthodox Monsterist Diego

  2. FSM FTW says:

    Ohgeez. This man’s letter made me squirm. He tries so pathetically hard to be funny… It comes off as forced and not comedic in the least. Two things that get under my skin: FSM haters that just do not seem to understand the whole purpose of this site and forcefully comedic, yet unfunny, asshats. And this letter just put them together. Ewww.

  3. Boko999 says:

    Don’t you listen to the mean man, Bobby. This website tickles my FSM given humour sensory thingie.

  4. Ian says:

    All he was missing was a bicycle horn.

    I think the judges would have also accepted a drum sound as the punchline indicator. I believe it’s frequently referred to as a rim shot. Not to sound too “gay” for you.

    RAmen.

  5. HAPPYFACE says:

    At least it isn’t some Jesus Freak….

  6. Pepe Cassidy says:

    I just love this one
    “Let’s face it, humor makes me laugh”
    You just can’t beat that…

  7. Chris says:

    Funny or not funny, it’s the truth. When I thought it was just a joke I laughed my ass off. You’re just weird.

  8. FSMismysavior says:

    He watches Comedy Central and BET every day. How can we not respect him as a comedic genius haha?

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