I am an avid fan of humor

Published November 9th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

Dear Bobby,

I am an avid fan of humor. I have been a supporter for over 25 years. I watch Comedy Central and BET every day. Let’s face it, humor makes me laugh. I recently acquired a pamphlet from your Spaghetti Monster Church, and being succeptible to being swayed by any cult/religion I blindly went to your website. Come to find out, it wasn’t a real church at all! Well, I guess I can let that slide, as after scrolling through your website I noticed a hint of satire.

But I gotta be honest, Robert, if this was an attempt at humor, you missed the mark like Stevie Wonder in a bow and arrow contest. No one can laugh looking at ugly people in halloween costumes. Did you really think that something like that could pass as laughable? If you are going to post a bunch of boring quips and pictures, there better be nudity. Lots of it, or you are missing the point of owning a website. If you are being sacreligious (which is too easy, if you ask me, sir), then you need to add some pizazz. But instead you throw in a stupid picture of spaghetti every now and then and expect a laugh. You either need to hire a Jew to add a punchline every now and again, or call it quits. Better yet, you can hire me for a nominal fee. I could take pictures of my dumps and email it to your website, if you think it helps.

Look, Bobby, you just aren’t funny. Looking at your website is like looking at a ginger person eat a chicken salad sandwich. It just makes you scruntch up your face. Sadly, humor wanted nothing to do with you. Your site is as funny as a Dane Cook standup, but I believe you actually like him, so I’m sure that one went over your head. Either learn how to make people laugh, or stop killing trees for pamphlets to make people go to your gay website.

I said good day, sir,
Josh



180 Responses to “I am an avid fan of humor”

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  1. Deelawn says:

    very touching… heh

  2. Mr Pineapples says:

    I don’t understand how you can believe in this spagetti monster theory. It sounds like a lot of ole bollocks to me.

    Where’s your bleedin’ evidence? And in any case – surely spagetti was invented by the Italians (who copied the chinese). So how can the Spagetti Monster thing be the creator of the Universe if it was itself an invention of the Eye-Ties?

    Bloody Stupid Nonsense.

  3. Mr Pineapples says:

    Ex-actly

  4. Belgian girl says:

    funny :-) nice way to spent the time

  5. Davy Coy says:

    If you’ve been touched in class, report it to the proper authorities!

  6. Ryan says:

    Amazing I must say. great picture

  7. lari says:

    Isaac Newton, you see?
    It’s always about Physics.

  8. pastafarianScott says:

    Is that yoshi back there?

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