Hello my name is Christian which means servant of the Christ

Published November 8th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

Hello my name is Christian which means servant of the Christ. The LORD says that in the end, many false teachers will rise, darwin, muhammed and even your own bobby. I will not be swayed because i have met God. God warns that you cannot explain spiritual things to mortals because they don’t understand them. When you accept God, you are entered by the Holy Spirit of God Himself. That is why i cannot ever be convinced of your fruitless lies. I have personally seen the great power God commands. I will continue to log onto this site for a long time now. For if even one soul be saved while i am here, well in good deeds, none is greater. The LORD is my shield. I will never be convinced by words because words are not as powerful as actions. God has granted me great faith and understanding and as long as the earth endures i will fear no evil for God is with me. You will call me stupid and you will mock me, but unless you become as powerful as Holy Yahweh overnight, and then share a portion of that power with me so that i may never die, i will not be fooled. For the whole world will HATE you because of me-Jesus to His followers- I beg thee to end this, then you will see and and the Truth will shine like 1000 suns. May the Lord Jesus rule over God’s people forever Amen.
-Christian



386 Responses to “Hello my name is Christian which means servant of the Christ”

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  1. Paul The Burptist says:

    Which god? And which version of the particular god you have chosen?

  2. Dingo says:

    Dude, if I had ‘godly’ powers I so totally would not waste them on making guys like this immortal. I’d be busy making beer volcanoes.

  3. galderon says:

    I’ve discovered a fun game! Anytime you read what a fanatical religious nut says, replace “God” or “Lord” with “ignorance”:

    I have personally seen the great power IGNORANCE commands. IGNORANCE is my shield. I will fear no evil for IGNORANCE is with me.

    Good times!

  4. Cape Buffalo says:

    Hello, my name is Cape Buffalo, which means a large African bovine, who serves no master. You are wasting your time, there are none to be converted here.

  5. Penne Pete says:

    You know, the whole time I read that, I could picture was some kid with his fingers in his ears yelling “NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH!”.

  6. BlackBard says:

    Well, I read your rant, but concluded that there is little point in debate with you. We all know there is only one god, the FSM, and he does not talk to us, so you are deluded.

    The Seventh I’d Really Rather You Didn’t states “I’d Really Rather You Didn’t go around telling people I talk to you. You’re not that interesting. Get over yourself. And I told you to love your fellow man, can’t you take a hint?”

    Go in peace.

    RAmen

  7. Jack says:

    Or, there is a distinct possibility that we are right and you are wrong…what happens if we are? Do we get a prize or something?

  8. Zinc Alloy says:

    Another basket case who thinks they have met god.

    Get over yourself.

    Instead of us sharing a portion of your stale old religon may I suggest you share a healthy portion of spaghetti?

    Throw in some reality while you’re at it.

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