Hello my name is Christian which means servant of the Christ

Published November 8th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

Hello my name is Christian which means servant of the Christ. The LORD says that in the end, many false teachers will rise, darwin, muhammed and even your own bobby. I will not be swayed because i have met God. God warns that you cannot explain spiritual things to mortals because they don’t understand them. When you accept God, you are entered by the Holy Spirit of God Himself. That is why i cannot ever be convinced of your fruitless lies. I have personally seen the great power God commands. I will continue to log onto this site for a long time now. For if even one soul be saved while i am here, well in good deeds, none is greater. The LORD is my shield. I will never be convinced by words because words are not as powerful as actions. God has granted me great faith and understanding and as long as the earth endures i will fear no evil for God is with me. You will call me stupid and you will mock me, but unless you become as powerful as Holy Yahweh overnight, and then share a portion of that power with me so that i may never die, i will not be fooled. For the whole world will HATE you because of me-Jesus to His followers- I beg thee to end this, then you will see and and the Truth will shine like 1000 suns. May the Lord Jesus rule over God’s people forever Amen.
-Christian



386 Responses to “Hello my name is Christian which means servant of the Christ”

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  1. the athiest who will prove you wrong says:

    To all you Catholics, why is your god named Yahweh, I find that just a little to close to the japanese word yaoi, which is a term used for Homosexual Pornography. Why would you name your god after that??? Remember God=Yahweh=yaoi=gay… god=gay… you don’t like me kiss my ass, my email is prepkillingemodude@hotmail.com go ahead and message me if you don’t like me, I’ll just tell you off.

  2. Ode to a Grasshopper says:

    I met God last Tuesday and he explicitly told me he doesn’t exist.

  3. dotheynotrealisetheyrmakingfoolsofthemselves? says:

    Well, mah LORD says that in the end, many fools shall rise, it seems that you sir, are one of them

    • Zoro says:

      And your not? ffs

      • Zoro says:

        oops!

        that was directed at our servant of god! sorry!!

  4. Olax says:

    I saw God and and “Ode to a Grasshopper” discuss their existence, that faithful Tuesday, and I will testify that they indeed agreed on God’s non-existence. Oh, and I wrote it down in a book, that should take away all doubt about it.

  5. kk says:

    Christian, I’ve read a number of your posts here and I have one question. How long have you been off your meds?
    kk

  6. Richard says:

    I also testify for god admitting that he doesn’t exist, on the other hand he told me that The Flying Spaghetti Monster indeed does exist and some day I shall be touched by his noodley appendage.

  7. Christopher says:

    Christian means Christ like Christ being the anointed one there for to be like the Christ
    witch would mean turning the other cheek and not being a doush
    MAY WE BE TOUCHED BY HIS NOODLEY APPENDAGE RAmen

  8. Darwinfish says:

    “The argument goes something like this: ‘I refuse to prove that I exist,’ says God, ‘for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing.’
    ‘But, says man, ‘the Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn’t it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don’t. QED.’
    ‘Oh, dear,’ says God, ‘I hadn’t thought of that,’ and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.
    ‘Oh, that was easy,’ says man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing.
    Most leading theologians claim that this argument is a load of dingo’s kidneys, but that didn’t stop Oolon Colluphid making a small fortune when he used it as the central theme of his best selling book, Well That About Wraps It Up for God.”

    -Douglas Adams, Hitchhiker’s Guide

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