Amazing. You’re milk has been touched. And you’re never to old for chocolate milk :-P
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NoChance -
Nov 28th, 2008
Too old for chocolate milk? There’s no such thing. I wake up every morning to a fine glass of it and my parents, to my knowledge, do the same.
Clearly the FSM wants you to know Brett, that no man is ever too old for chocolate milk.
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Wendy -
Nov 28th, 2008
That’s awesome!!!!!
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Arg Sayer -
Nov 28th, 2008
It’s His sign of approval. You were right to drink the chocolate milk and should, for ever more, drink of the chocolate milk. RAmen. Arg.
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Sean Boyd -
Nov 28th, 2008
Brett, you have truly been blessed by His Noodly Touch. RAmen to you.
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Pastafarian -
Nov 28th, 2008
It’s a sign I say!
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lol -
Nov 28th, 2008
really excellent site of parody of religions !
It just make me think to an idea,i m playing on a battle cards game, just look this familyof characters … (no, no FSM look’s face) and their piracy sign…
It can be a good idea to join for recrut new members into a “patasfarian’s guild” : http://www.urban-rivals.com/characters/list.php?show=42
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Doctor of Pastdivinity -
Nov 28th, 2008
Truly indeed, 17 years old is the proper age for chocolate milk. Moreover, this nutritious manifestacion of Our Noodly Creator show the continuous presence of the Holy Monster in everyone of our ingestions.
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The Evolved Ape -
Nov 28th, 2008
My faith had been wavering but He showed himself just as I was about to throw my lasagne away. Hail FSM Hail.
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Fiona -
Nov 28th, 2008
Never too old for chocolate milk! This is the sign!
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Barnacle Bill the Sailor -
Nov 28th, 2008
Well shiver me timbers!
Our Lord has some real class, He does! His Noodliness goes far beyond appearing in a grilled cheese sandwich or in salt stains. Such originality has He to appear in chocolate milk!
Listen to yer maties, Brett me lad. Never too old are ye! There be plenty of pirates on my ship who enjoy chocolate milk, and some of them be 3 times yer age!
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Richard -
Nov 28th, 2008
His Noodly appendage has touched you!
It makes me want to get chocolate milk…
RAmen
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Zadig -
Nov 28th, 2008
Is it The Flying Spagetti Monster itself?
Kneel you sinners!!!
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Cape Buffalo -
Nov 28th, 2008
Brett, your never too old for chocolate milk. And never too young to explore a life free from the shackles of orgainzed religion. Kudos and FSM be with you.
R’Amen
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Cardinal Linguine -
Nov 29th, 2008
AWSOME!!! Irrefutable proof of his noodly goodness. And also, when was the last time Jesus appeared in a chocolate milk?
ramen
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billy wright the “crazy artist” -
Nov 29th, 2008
Excellent and groovy!
This is surely a sign from the FSM, telling all us pastafarians that heaven is also abundant in chocolate milk volcanoes.
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Franko -
Nov 29th, 2008
This is a true manifestation, you can’t fake that. I don’t know about any messiahs or holy virgins in chocolate milk, but I recently saw Bill Maher’s face in a piece of toast. Does that count for anything?
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Fusillier -
Nov 29th, 2008
Praise be!
RAmen
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Iron Mike -
Nov 29th, 2008
A miracle indeed.
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Arve -
Nov 29th, 2008
Ye gods! Eye-witness evidence of the existence of our Glorious Pasta-flier! A chapter in the New Gospel, at least!
:-D
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Sean Boyd -
Nov 29th, 2008
So, one could suppose that chocolate milk is some kind of “training grog” for underage pirates.
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Travis -
Nov 29th, 2008
It is surely a sign from His Great Noodliness. I hope you didn’t drink Him, but preserved Him on a windowsill, in lots of good sunlight.
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Theos -
Nov 29th, 2008
Wow. There is no doubt in my mind that the FSM created All.
RAmen
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tris -
Nov 29th, 2008
I’m incredibly impressed…. inconfutable evidence of our Lord and Saviour’s existence (and also of his endorsement of chocolate milk!) It’s not really what you might call a pirate beverage, but i suppose even his noodliness finds it hard to mnifest is presence ina bottle of rum!
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YoungPastafarian -
Nov 29th, 2008
Nobody’s ever too old for chocolate milk!
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Bucs Fan -
Nov 30th, 2008
Put it up for auction on ebay.
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Fenrisulfer -
Dec 1st, 2008
The gospel did tell that many veins of varying type ran from the beer volcanoes, perhaps chocolate milk is among them.
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Griever -
Dec 10th, 2008
retards
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Aleksa -
Dec 12th, 2008
FSM HAVE MERCY ON US!
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Brett -
Dec 19th, 2008
I believe, as someone said above, it is a sign that chocolate milk is to take the place of beer is one is underage.
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Spencer -
Dec 21st, 2008
I agree with brett and Sean Boyd. Chocolate milk is indeed training grog. Grog-o-Youth.
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Shaun -
Mar 5th, 2009
I usually don
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Austin -
Mar 5th, 2009
You made some good points there. I did a search on the topic and found most people will agree with your blog.
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Ayu-chan -
Mar 12th, 2009
And just what are you implying about chocolate milk? I’m sixteen and I LOOOOOVE teh choccie milk :3 Truly the drink for us youthful pirates (/wenches)
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Way cool! You should send this one to Phil Plait, the Bad Astronomer. BTW, you’re NEVER too old for chocolate milk. I’m pushing 50 and I like it.
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Wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
It´s sounds Lanciano´s miracle!
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ooh it’s a sign!!!!
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All Hail His Noodly Lordship
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Amazing. You’re milk has been touched. And you’re never to old for chocolate milk :-P
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Too old for chocolate milk? There’s no such thing. I wake up every morning to a fine glass of it and my parents, to my knowledge, do the same.
Clearly the FSM wants you to know Brett, that no man is ever too old for chocolate milk.
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That’s awesome!!!!!
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It’s His sign of approval. You were right to drink the chocolate milk and should, for ever more, drink of the chocolate milk. RAmen. Arg.
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Brett, you have truly been blessed by His Noodly Touch. RAmen to you.
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It’s a sign I say!
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really excellent site of parody of religions !
It just make me think to an idea,i m playing on a battle cards game, just look this familyof characters … (no, no FSM look’s face) and their piracy sign…
It can be a good idea to join for recrut new members into a “patasfarian’s guild” : http://www.urban-rivals.com/characters/list.php?show=42
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Truly indeed, 17 years old is the proper age for chocolate milk. Moreover, this nutritious manifestacion of Our Noodly Creator show the continuous presence of the Holy Monster in everyone of our ingestions.
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My faith had been wavering but He showed himself just as I was about to throw my lasagne away. Hail FSM Hail.
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Never too old for chocolate milk! This is the sign!
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0
Well shiver me timbers!
Our Lord has some real class, He does! His Noodliness goes far beyond appearing in a grilled cheese sandwich or in salt stains. Such originality has He to appear in chocolate milk!
Listen to yer maties, Brett me lad. Never too old are ye! There be plenty of pirates on my ship who enjoy chocolate milk, and some of them be 3 times yer age!
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His Noodly appendage has touched you!
It makes me want to get chocolate milk…
RAmen
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Is it The Flying Spagetti Monster itself?
Kneel you sinners!!!
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Brett, your never too old for chocolate milk. And never too young to explore a life free from the shackles of orgainzed religion. Kudos and FSM be with you.
R’Amen
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AWSOME!!! Irrefutable proof of his noodly goodness. And also, when was the last time Jesus appeared in a chocolate milk?
ramen
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Excellent and groovy!
This is surely a sign from the FSM, telling all us pastafarians that heaven is also abundant in chocolate milk volcanoes.
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This is a true manifestation, you can’t fake that. I don’t know about any messiahs or holy virgins in chocolate milk, but I recently saw Bill Maher’s face in a piece of toast. Does that count for anything?
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Praise be!
RAmen
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A miracle indeed.
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Ye gods! Eye-witness evidence of the existence of our Glorious Pasta-flier! A chapter in the New Gospel, at least!
:-D
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So, one could suppose that chocolate milk is some kind of “training grog” for underage pirates.
Like or Dislike:
0
0
It is surely a sign from His Great Noodliness. I hope you didn’t drink Him, but preserved Him on a windowsill, in lots of good sunlight.
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0
Wow. There is no doubt in my mind that the FSM created All.
RAmen
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0
I’m incredibly impressed…. inconfutable evidence of our Lord and Saviour’s existence (and also of his endorsement of chocolate milk!) It’s not really what you might call a pirate beverage, but i suppose even his noodliness finds it hard to mnifest is presence ina bottle of rum!
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Nobody’s ever too old for chocolate milk!
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Put it up for auction on ebay.
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The gospel did tell that many veins of varying type ran from the beer volcanoes, perhaps chocolate milk is among them.
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retards
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FSM HAVE MERCY ON US!
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I believe, as someone said above, it is a sign that chocolate milk is to take the place of beer is one is underage.
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I agree with brett and Sean Boyd. Chocolate milk is indeed training grog. Grog-o-Youth.
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I usually don
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You made some good points there. I did a search on the topic and found most people will agree with your blog.
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And just what are you implying about chocolate milk? I’m sixteen and I LOOOOOVE teh choccie milk :3 Truly the drink for us youthful pirates (/wenches)
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