I am concerned. This is a joke, right? i mean, people cannot seriously believe in a dinner option. I believe that this ‘pastafarian-ism’ started as a joke made by a lost soul who is against christianism. but reading this website, this has gone too far. i will not swear or mock your unique form of entertainment like others have, but please stop this madness. direct your anger away from christianism and into your own personal lives. Let us not poison the minds of the innocent people that use the internet. Thank you, and I shall be praying for you all.
-Concerned Christian
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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christians are coming up with more and more pointless things to say. i hope that this guy/girl gets genital warts.
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I agree with “Concerned Christian”. This madness must stop now. How can you promote a pasta god in the face of the obesity problem in the USA. You all need to be responsible which is why I suggest an Organic Wholewheat Pasta God.
May his Organic Wholewheat Noodly appendage touch you all.
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This post is sheer inanism. Or perhaps intentional hilarism.
Many of us practice Atheity but the FSM sauce is better.
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I don’t think any pastafarians are protesting Christianity alone. In fact, we aren’t really protesting anything really… we just choose to believe in our Holy Noodlieness- the Flying Spaghetti Monster. It just happens to have drawn the attention of Christians more than anything else. It is they who are writing and bashing us. We pastafarians are on the defense. After all, you have come to our site- not the other way around. We really believe the world would be a better place if everyone read books such as the book of recipes. Could you imagine a world where everyone is too full to kill innocent children??? Or protest a man’s funeral when the reason he is dead is to apparently protect his fellow man (and then there’s that whole oil thing)???
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Thank you for not swearing; I’m mortified by the amount you’ve received back.
“direct your anger away from christianism and into your own personal lives.” Well, no. I am angry with the way Christians insist on preaching their faith to children. ID in schools, schools run by churches – to me it’s simply brainwashing the next generation. As long as Christians target children I’ll target Christians
“Let us not poison the minds of the innocent people that use the internet.” So, stating that the FSM is true is poisoning the innocent? How arrogant of you to assume you’re right and people deserve protection from us. The FSM has as much much hard evidence as the christian church and that’s the whole point. The internet is about free speech; keep your closed dogma for the pulpit.
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“this has gone too far.”
we’re all VERY SORRY, please don’t kill us all with a huge flood. again.
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How come, yeah, that they come to out site telling us how shit our religion is, when we do nothing to them? my advice to them : GET A LIFE, LOSERS. :)
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I like the Flying spagetti monster, because i like Spagetti,
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“direct your anger away from christianism and into your own personal lives”
Very curious insight into christianity. They are not espousing controlling anger or getting rid of anger but rather harnessing it and pointing it inward at ones self.
Such self loathing is certainly the source of their endless sin. Their endless sin must create more self loathing. What a vicious cycle. No wonder they are so violent and lacking of a moral compass.
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christianism?
really?
pretty sure it’s christianity dumbass.
kthanks.
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“direct your anger away from christianism and into your own personal lives.”
thanks for the warning. pointless, as we’re not angry at you, but thanks anyway
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As a christian, your’e not well placed to talk about poisoning minds. Anyway, this is not our purpose. We’re not as angry at christianity as tired of it. If your’e not worth a laugh, you worth not much.
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Well Christendom also promotes a dinner option
One of the reasons many mesoamerican cults converted with ease was the divine flesh and blood given at church (nom nom nom!)
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that and the fiery pointy sticks the people with shiny armor had with them.
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dear oh dear
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“i mean, people cannot seriously believe in a dinner option.”
So now they’re condemning our meals as well? I decided not to be indecisive when I join Pastafarianism. I am free to choose anything! Ha!
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@102, “I agree with “Concerned Christian”. This madness must stop now. How can you promote a pasta god in the face of the obesity problem in the USA. You all need to be responsible which is why I suggest an Organic Wholewheat Pasta God.”
May I suggest an unscientific, faith based approach to nutrition: “Aktiksism” Focus on the meatballs and avoid the noodly appendage, The meat is all you need.
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well… in his deffens. christianism is aprov’d by wikipedia =]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christianism
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I don’t know how you guys feel, but calling our religion “madness” sounds mocking in my book. At least he didn’t make any comments about spartans.
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I frankly am amused.
You humans can beleive whatever you like about your creation, but some people don’t really care. You have to accept this and not force your religion on others. You also have far too much time and too little humor to post such a serious reply.
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I enjoyed the fact that they said “christianism” instead of the blatantly obvious choice number one – “christianity”. lol
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Sir, you need to be informed that Spaghetti was formed after His Noodly Appearance. He didn’t take on the form of anything. He is the Flying Spaghetti Monster and we made Spaghetti to resember him.
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Every time I see a FSM emblem on the back of a car instead of the typical Jesus fish, I get a warm feeling, like an angel getting its wings. I’m pretty good at reading people. The guy who sent this letter in is a total douche bag in my professional opinion.
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All that should matter is that we believe in something other than what lies at the end of our noses. These supposed religious individuals who speak in words of intolerance are trying to deny the truth.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster comes from a perspective of thoughtfulness.
also….
Jesus was a Pirate! ARRRGH!
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I bet he thinks it’s spelled “Jewism,” and “Muslimism,” and “Scientology-ism.”
Raagh…
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Hey. Here’s to all you Christians who keep bashing this fabulous joke (not religion, it’s a joke, people don’t seem to get that), listen to yourself. your religion tells us to weekly participate in cannibalism, eating the flesh and drinking the blood of the son of god. however, logically, the son of god cannot exist…
Christianity tells us that God is male.
Therefore, god has a penis.
Christianity tells us that God is perfect.
This reaffirms that he has a penis.
Christianity tells us that God is unique.
This tells us that God cannot use his penis for either reproduction or sexual release.
Therefore, God cannot have impregnated the ‘Virgin’ Mary.
Here’s something else.
Since God impregnated Mary without consent, without telling her, and without any other type of permission, he is therefore a rapist.
So.
Let’s go over this. You worship a rapist and his illegitimate son, who cannot exist according to your religion, and one of your rituals is eating his flesh and drinking his blood, which seems to actually be a mixture of sugar, fermented grapes, and other ingredients.
That sounds just as fucking impossible as a flying spaghetti monster.
Get over yourselves, stupid people.
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What a coincidence. God’s comment #122 here and John Denver’s comment #119 under the “this Booby Dude needs to get a Live” thread are word-for-word identical.
If you’re going to post comments here, have the decency to retain a consistent identity. I’ve posted quite a few comments, all under the same name, and when I screw up, I take the consequences. John Denver was in the movie “Oh God”, but he didn’t play the title role. That was George Burns. Do your homework and have some pride in your individuality. Some of the names chosen by the more serious posters here are downright profound. And some of the wenches are downright titillating, in both name and attitude (especially when they’re serious posters). *wiggles eyebrows*
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I’m just wondering if they send out something like this to every porn site they find, too….
I think we should issue a challenge: if any of these uber-Christians can come up with an explanation as to why the Flying Spaghetti Monster does not exist that, at the same time, does not disprove their own deity, will settle it all. Oh, and “Our religion has been around longer” doesn’t count.
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@126 Majjick
“I think we should issue a challenge”
In 2005 Boing Boing issued a challenge …
“We are willing to pay any individual *$250,000 if they can produce empirical evidence which proves that Jesus is not the son of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.”
NB The prize money was then raised to $1 million via donations.
http://www.boingboing.net/2005/08/19/boing-boings-250000-.html
I am unaware of any claims for the money to date.
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Excuse me Kind sir,
Who gives you the rite to make such accusations? You say your christian however, the christian faith is supposed to not be so judgemental and to except everyone. By stating such nonsence you are being a hypocrite and you will burn in hell for all eternity because of this.
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I’m concerned too. We haven’t gotten any new hate-mail for almost a week and a half now. Considering the typical Christian battle-plan is to throw as much religious bollocks as they can at the enemy until they either pass out or win, I think the lack of hate we’re feeling is a bad sign..
RAmen.
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After taking a short hiatus abroad and coming back and looking at the hate mail on this website, I can see things never seem to change. How sad.
I remember in the 1980’s when a particularly potent form of cocain called crack was introduced in the US and women who smoked it had babies born addicted to the stuff. It was all the rage for social commentators to expound on what the national landscape would look like when these “crack babies” grew up and we had a nation with them as part of our social landscape.
Well, I have news for anyone who so wonders, we do have a nation in which upwards of twenty percent of our citizens are addicted as children to a toxic drug and the consequences of that addiction bedevils the citizens of this nation without cessation. That drug is of course Fundamentalist Xtainity.
Fundamentalist Xtainity is every bit as addictive as crack, promises physical and emotional ecstacy, makes its followers irrational when their source is threatened (ie their delusions about the nature of the universe), leads to violent impulses like the murder of gays , the bombing of abortion clinics, and the conduct of unnecessary wars such as the one in Iraq.
Fundamentalist Xtainity has created a large, obnoxious group of people who have no respect for the rights of anyone but their fellow travellers, and it encourages the impoverishment of its believers, just like drug addiction, by fighting against quality science eductation.
And just like the drug dealers, who are wealty and well dressed, you have a Pablo Escobar class–the televangelists, a cynical lot who chase hookers, boys, drugs, and cold, hard cash.
Yes, we know the consequences of having a nation of crack babies, it’s called the Bush Administration which was elected largely thorough the support the Religious Right Fundamentalist Xain base. And we are all going to suffer the consequenes of it.
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okay, who gives a crap? honestly, people take religion too seriously. IF ADAM AND EVE EXISTED WE WOULD ALL BE FORMS OF INCEST!! SAME THING WITH NOAH AND THE ARK!!!! christians just want a ticket into a good afterlife. they think that as long as they can be forgiven (since forgiveness is in the bible) they can do whatever they want.
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Do you have any idea how much violence has been a direct cause of Christianity? Five million ‘witches’ killed, two crusades, the war in Iraq and countless racist and xenophobic actions; compare that to the number of people who die from choking on pasta or pasta-poisoning. Pastafarianism is a peace-loving religion, followed by a passive people. Nobody here is asking for your blood, we don’t even eat pork anyway. If you can disprove the existence of our many-appendaged lord then be our guest; if not then please do take your heresy some place else.
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@Neal
Welcome back, I hope you enjoyed your sabbatical. We all are looking forward to the resumption of your pointed and powerful commmentary, as well as to the next installment in your book.
RAmen
ET
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“Christianism”
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Someone probably posted this but whatever:
Pray for me? Then I guess I’ll think for both of us.
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I am concerned. This is a joke, right? i mean, people cannot seriously believe in a magical man in the sky. I believe that this ‘christian-ism’ started as a joke made by a lost soul who is against pastafarianism.
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The irony is, FSM is The God but also a dinner option as you pointed out, however you neglicted to mention you own god christ is also a dinner option. Consumed in holy communion, every time you worship you eat your god as do we at dinner. The only difference between pastafarians and xtians is, pastafarians can’t be consider cannibles by thier own belief structure.
So again, who’s religion is more twisted?
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I see your comment is kind and your not trying to be a douche but i believe the FSM was not “thought up” by a “lost soul” but the FSM was remembered by someone who had the balls to say NO to the religion everyone tells him is right, u may say there is no proof of the FSM but there is no proof of God either, let people believe what they want too. (even if its flying spaghetti)
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Listen, the person who wrote this specific hate mail did not do this, but many others have. Simply because you have very strong belief in the literal translation of the bible (which i do not) does not mean you need to try simple and harsh means of converting others. it simply wont work. In fact, your harsh words are pushing away from Christianity those who are simply pastafarians because of joking and fun (no offense to those who are strict pastafarians, of course) your ranting and hate mailing wont do any good, i can guarantee that. Simply leave others to their beliefs, and for all you bible quoters, “they will know we are Christians by our love.” are you really Christians if you cannot love your neighbor, be he of another faith or not? Don’t just hate me, think about what i said.
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Christianism? Is that a word? The both I and the spell check on my browser say NO! Learn the appropriate name for your pagan fertility cult before blasting Him and His Noodly Appendage!
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Concerned Pastafarian,
I am with you. Really, the idea that an invisible man exists in the sky to judge us all and send us to eternal damnation all while he claims he loves us. Its too much fantasy to believe. They are just trying to be hurtful to our well established, totally provable, and unshakeable beliefs.
Did you know that they eat the flesh of their man god and drink his blood. How sick and revolting is that. At least our god was meant to be an entree. I think they fabricated this belief just to poke fun at how we devour the image of our god.
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Its not an attack on any religion I can assure you. Its merely a religion that was underground for a while, but when the super natural science of Intelligent Design came into light we found that we could have our own super natural science (or super science) taught along side the theory of evolution, and Intelligent Design. Its only fair that if one super science theory is taught that all should be. Our astrology friends are working hard to have their alternative theory taught with astronomy as well. Soon children will be able to learn all sides to all theories, such as flat earthism, intelligent falling (to counter balance that ludicrous “gravity” theory) etc…All thanks to the super science of intelligent design. We have no beef (or meatball) with your religion, we do however hope one day you will see the noodely light and accept His old world style pasta embrace.
rAmen :)
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I love the way he’s called it christinaism. Christianity?!?!?!?!? seriously you make it sound like a cult (it is…)
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he hem! We are picking on all other religons, not just christanity!
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GO TEAM RETARD!
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“Against Christianism”? Seriously, what the fuck? If you don’t even know the name of your own religion, how can anyone take you seriously.
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How can we poison minds on the internet? This is a joke, kind of, and we don’t just hate the mass hysteria that is christianity, but all forms of extreme mass hysteria (other religions). Not necessarily hate but we try to show different flaws with those “religions” through humor.
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@116 “May I suggest an unscientific, faith based approach to nutrition: “Aktiksism” Focus on the meatballs and avoid the noodly appendage, The meat is all you need.”
Now you have gone too far. Clearly an attempt to mock my new found faith; Organic Wholewheat Pastafarianismist and the Church of Latter-Day Pirates.
Just the meat indeed! :P
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I am concerned. This is a joke, right? i mean, people cannot seriously believe in a dinner option. I believe that this ‘christianity-ism’ started as a joke made by a lost soul who is against pastafarianism. but reading this website, this has gone too far. i will not swear or mock your unique form of entertainment like others have, but please stop this madness. direct your anger away from pastafarianism and into your own personal lives. Let us not poison the minds of the innocent people that use the internet. Thank you, and I shall be praying for you all.
-Concerned Pastafarian
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