I am concerned. This is a joke, right? i mean, people cannot seriously believe in a dinner option. I believe that this ‘pastafarian-ism’ started as a joke made by a lost soul who is against christianism. but reading this website, this has gone too far. i will not swear or mock your unique form of entertainment like others have, but please stop this madness. direct your anger away from christianism and into your own personal lives. Let us not poison the minds of the innocent people that use the internet. Thank you, and I shall be praying for you all.
-Concerned Christian
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Christianism? Is that a new form of Christianity?
And there are innocent people who use the internet? That’s news to me.
I guess you learn something new every day. Feel free to pray for me. I’ll be enjoying my beer and pasta.
RAmen
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We aren’t poisoning the minds of anyone. We are trying to educate them, something apparently you are against.
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Let us not poison the minds of the innocent people that use the internet. Thank you, and I shall be praying for you all.
-Concerned Christian
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Then don’t! We sure aren’t. And pleasee, why bother you imaginary buddy with “saving” us? I for one have no desire to be saved by a hypocritical believer, who sees the speck in my eye but cannot see past the beam in his own.
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We’ll get right on that.
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We are not against Christianism. We do not oppose religions that do not exist.
Perhaps you may be referring to Christianity? Whatever the case, we do not just limit ourselves to disbelieving only one religion, so don’t think yours is so special. Besides, we are just following our own personal beliefs. All religions oppose all other religions by saying that said religion is the only correct choice. So, we could say Christians should stop opposing Pastafarianism.
A few quotes from Richard Dawkins for extra thought:
“Like computer viruses, successful mind viruses will tend to be hard for their victims to detect. If you are the victim of one, the chances are that you won’t know it, and may even vigorously deny it. ”
“We are all atheists about most of the gods that humanity has ever believed in. Some of us just go one god further. “
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Christianity – The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree…
Yeah, that makes perfect sense…
Where as you people are basically cannibals, we Pastafarians enjoy knowing that the FSM will love us, even if we are gay or something that your god frowns upon.
Can I interest you in some beer? Or is drinking against your rules? Is happiness against them? Must we all love what some carpenter did thousands of years ago, or we will have eternal pain? What is wrong with different beliefs? What makes YOU right and us wrong?
Bottom line: You can believe in your god, but we also have the right to believe in ours.
BTW, why were you on this website in the first place?
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Oh no, we’re deadly serious. Almost as serious as religious folks who threaten eternal hellfire, in fact.
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I am concerned. I mean, people seriously do not believe in the theory of evolution? I believe that Genesis was written thousands of years ago as metaphor for a group of people about their origins; but dictating that I teach theology disguised as science in my biology class is going too far. I do not swear or mock your beliefs like others have, but please stop this madness. Direct your anger away from science and my classroom and into your own personal lives. Let us not poison the minds of the innocent people that are attending a federally and state funded public school. Thank you.
- Concerned Biology Teacher
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Dear concernered Christian,
Shut the fuck up and die.
Love,
ME
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Ahhhh Christianism huh? Is this seperate from Christianity by any chance? I’m a little confused.
And what do you mean started off as a joke? It’s still a joke, and a damn good one!
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epic fail at a fake hate mail- it’s Christianity not Christianism you silly, silly person
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First of all, fuck you. Second, it’s christianity, not christianism. Third, why should we “direct your anger… …into your own personal lives?” You are interfering with our personal lives by commenting on our websites. I agree that WE should “not poison the minds of the innocent people.” I think you should start by ceasing your hatred of other, accepting schools of thought. We disrespect YOU because you are the source of bigotry and hate.
So please, Mr. Concerned Christian, leave us to do what we choose, and we will not interfere with you, FSM willing.
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fyi, its “christianity”, but the FSM doesn’t have anything against christians, could you please point out where in our website does it state that the Noodly One hates you? Or are you assuming that we are against you solely because we are not WITH you?
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I DO believe that his Noodlineess created the Earth and the Heavens and All until someone proves to me he didn’t.
This is not a mockery of you religion. It is just another one.
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Well, thanks for praying, at least. It’s really nice to know that more than (What is it? I lost count. Let’s go with four.) four Christians aren’t assholes towards those of other faiths.
:)
God bless and RAmen.
-XCE
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A joke? How dare you have the gall to call this a joke. We are not “poisoning the minds of innocent people that use the internet,” rather, we are showing them the glory of the way of His Noodliness. You need not pray for us. We are praying that you see the light. Have you ever dropped your spaghetti on your shirt on a date? That was The FSM begging you to see Him. Please don’t ignore His calling.
rAmen.
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dear concerned,
i think it will be easier if i address your points one at a time.
no.
yes. and also, why not?
incorrect. read the open letter.
no, it hasn’t. we haven’t got the ship yet.
thanks.
no thanks.
we don’t have any anger. the anger you refer to is mostly from people of other religions, primarily christian, who are espousing hatred towards us.
i’m not sure that in the 21st century there are many people (ie adults and teens) who can be described as “innocent”, especially when they’re surfing the internet.
you’re welcome.
we’ll think for you.
praise be his noodly appendage.
V
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I am concerned. It must be a joke. ‘God’ creates the entire universe in 7 days? Pull the other one! It’s gone too far, people kill and die for that belief, people judge and condemn for that belief, individuals suffer because they don’t fit in with the christian view. It’s gone too far!
Christians, stop thinking you own the world, stop thinking that you are RIGHT, you are not!. You have your views, others have theirs, learn to live with it.
Try some pasta.
RAmen
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WTF is christianism? If you’d do a little research you’d find out what FSMism is about. Go do that before you make any assumptions.
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Christianism? What the hell?
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Christianism. Nice.
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Dear Concerned,
Firstly, our god is no less absurd than yours – but he is much tastier. Secondly, Why should we direct our anger away from christianity when it is mostly christians that make us angry? And finally, don’t bother praying for us – it won’t work.
Ramen
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There are innocent people left on the Internet?
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I love how he doesn’t even know the proper terminology for his religion. It’s “Christianity”, not “christianism”. Seriously, if you’re going to make a religious debate, at least spell your own religion correctly.
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its Christianity there skipper, not Christanism.
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Ok. I really hope some people read this comment.
YOU = FAIL.
First of all, anyone with brains could tell that this isn’t a REAL religion. It’s a joke.
Second of all, anybody who has the time to even GO to this website and post hate mail has time to READ what it says. This is a website created as an example in a lawsuit against the Kansas School Board, who wants to teach intelligent design to children in school. Their new law would have stated that teachers can teach whatever alternative they want to children in school. The point of this ‘religion’ is just to illustrate that the law is a bad idea, because people could teach stuff like this.
Third of all, quit trying to sound so sophisticated, “Concerned Christian.” You’re clearly something like, maybe, 9 years old? You don’t even know the name of your religion. IT’S NOT ‘CHRISTIANISM”. It’s CHRISTIANITY. Get a life.
Fourth. Your religion is just as stupid. I mean, if you want to say “who could believe in a dinner option”, go ahead. But first, realize that your religion consists of eating bread and drinking fermented grape juice while you pretend that it is human flesh and blood. Bread = not a deity. And when you’re talking about poisoning souls, your religion promotes cannibalism with your communion.
I would type more, but i’m going to new york now. I hope some of you actually take the time to look at your own religion.
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(formerly Fumelo)
My sincerest gratitude for being polite and relatively intelligible.
There is nothing about Pastafarianism that is against Christianity, or Christianism as you put it. We are simply trying to point out the fallacy of creationism and intelligent as being an alternative theory of …, anything really. It just seems to be that those who push for creationism and intelligent design almost always tend to be Christians.
You pray for me and I will eat pasta for you.
R’Amen
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Yes, this is a joke (at the expense of ID and prehaps a few hardcore christians). But it will not stop; nor should it – and further, when I look at every religion, I think: this must be a joke – no one could be that damn stupid – but sadly, they never are a joke, sheep like you are just that damn stupid.
I do admire your lack of capitalization of the work christain. I don’t capitalize that one either. I also refuse to capitalize the word god.
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“Let us not poison the minds of the innocent people”
I’m loling right now.
RAmen
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Christianism…? Enough said. Please don’t pray for me, you’ll hurt my brain even more than you already have.
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Silly christian.
Read the site, and you will find that
a) yes, this is a joke
b) we are not at all about mocking christianity, we are actually about mocking creationism
c) by the way, evolution does NOT go against anything in the bible (if you don’t read it completely literally – and it isn’t meant to be read literally anyway), so don’t say it does
d) mocking christianity is just a side effect because most stupid creationists tend to be christians
e) the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the best deity ever. Stop hatin’.
May ye be Touched by His Noodly Appendage!!
RAmen!
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You are the first Christian who I have seen refer to CHRISTIANITY as cristianism. Please use the proper term for your religion if you come to try to convince us to stop believing in his saucciness.
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Something about this seems ass backwards.
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Well hello Concerned Christian, I must say we get that name a lot in the hate mail section, are you all related to each other or is it just strange coincidence?
Now first off, what makes Pastafarian’s lost souls? To you perhaps we are lost souls but to us you are the one who is lost to his noodly appendage. And what makes our religion “a joke” when compared to people who worship Zombie Jew’s and Sky People?
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Um, “christianism” isn’t a word you know that right?
It’s christianity.
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It annoys me that everyone who comments believes that Christianity has a monopoly on religion, and therefore this can’t possibly be making fun of anything else.
Also, ‘Christianism?’ LOL
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LOL
“Christianism” = fail.
I believe the word you’re looking for is Christianity? Come on dude, before you lecture us on our religion, learn a bit about your own. Dipshit.
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A joke? You take our religions as a joke? Hah! Christianism is a joke, then!
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Can we please call this particular type of hate mail “concerned christianism”?
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How can you not believe in a dinner option being a god? Pastafarianism is just as credible as any other religion. You do not have any more “proof” of the christian god.
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Please do not poison our minds with your ridiculous “christianism”. It is a joke isn’t it? I believe this “christianism” (which I have never heard of before – but may be related to christianity) makes a mockkery of reality and has gone too far. I will not mock your ridiculous religion but please stop this superstitious nonsense. I will not be praying for you at all.
- Concerned person from the real world (not some made up fictional fairy land)
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Penis?
RAmen
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Read the open letter to the Kansas Board of Ed. I think your exact words would be better directed at them. They actually proposed to teach the bible in SCIENCE class.
Scary huh?
Many of us are not Christians. And the beauty of living in the USA is that we never have to be. But, I pray that you understand satire better.
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Post #28 by ET, the Extra Terrestrial should be required reading. Sweeeet. LMAO with the lost soul reference.
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Dear A Jones(#34):
Your entirely misguided post breaks my heart. While I do agree with you that “this” is very serious(after all, who would want to see their religion dismissed as a joke), I do find your statement that “innocnet minds are polluted” a sign of deep-rooted insecurity in need of urgent psychiatric remedy. As for the rest of your message, which doesn’t quite make sense, I can only guess you are talking about evolution, in which case you have made a full display of the depth of your ignorance.
I am concerned that you will be stuck with stale beer and STD infected strippers in your afterlife, and I will be praying for you to His Noodly Goodness.
RAmen
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I’m finding these “Christians” harder and harder to believe. Arg.
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I find it very interesting that you are only protesting our religion as poison. What about the other countless religions in the world from Voodoo to Scientology?
Do you know these religions even exist?
RAmen
concerned pastafarian
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Yes,
I do believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster until someone proofs he doesn’t exist. Why not?
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Dear Insightful Ape,
I thought A Jones (#34) message was satirical. I did not take it literally, but with tongue in cheek.
RAmen
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Dear Concerned Christian
Wise up
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