Just a little something I cooked up this afternoon. It depicts the FSM harrowing Frodo’s steps through Mordor on his quest to destroy the Ring. Why is the FSM depicted as an adversary, you ask? Well, sir, we both have our own religious agendas.
-Sam
Fair enough. I like the drawing.
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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Why is my belief considered an “agenda”?
Looks like FSM is protecting him, not being adversarial! See? FSM is even warning him about the dangers he will be facing!
The way to Mordor is fraught with Pesto? awesome…
The way to Mordor is fraught with Pesto? Awesome!!
You are surely not implying that our deity is like Shelob?
It is a nice drawing. Never really liked Frodo either. ;)
Clearly, Frodo isn’t a pirate.
Our Noodly Lord and Master isn’t depicted as an adversary! He is obviously tailing Frodo to whisper words of hope and inspiration, sustaining his hobbity innocence against the evil of the Ring with tender, carbo-packed touches from the Mighty Noodly Appendage. If Frodo were to turn around, FSM would, of course, become invisible: can’t have Frodo’s free will being affected by FSM proving he exists, can we? The way to Mordor may be fraught with peril, but if FSM is for us, who can be against us? Very nice artwork, incidentally… you can really see the gritty exhaustion in Frodo’s face, even if it’s half-shadowed.
Godly.
Luckily artwork is subject to interpretation! On one thing we can all agree though. Frodo could certainly have done with some heartier sustenance than that tasteless elven bread.
Ya’ll are criticizing it? I think somebody’s a little jealous.
Note: This is obviously not to the people NOT criticizing it.
beats being stalked by golem or shelob.
The FSM is quite clearly watching over Frodo and ready to launch his noodly appendage into action should the need arise.
So the Miget was a hobit?
If anyone want to deny the profoundly Pastafarian values of the Tolkienan complete works, it is free to depict the FSM as adversarial to Frodo. However, one must to keep in mind that the ultimate Lord of Rings is one and the same FSM, because He was the creator of all rings and of all world (real or fantastic).
Frodo or a Jehovah’s witness?…the FSM seems to me as though he’s pretending to be “not home” rather than suffer the demented ranting and pamphlets a Jehovah would inflict on His Noodleness…RAmen
I am sure the FSM would share some noodles and a bit of meatball if Frodo runs out of Lambas Bread…..
I see the FSM as a kindly “Gandalf” like figure….just needs a hat…
Apparently, the FSM wishes to help Frodo, by miraculously creating a wonderful bowl of elven spaghetti.