this Bobby Dude needs to get a Live,A Bible and Seek Jesus as his savior! ya know i look at everything thats going on and i know that Jesus Said that this was gonna Happen this world is going MAD and i know its the End of Time,,,, Sadly Lame Men like Bobby had To Care for his own Benefit and hes taking alot of people to hell with him.
-christian
this Bobby Dude needs to get a Live
Published by Bobby Henderson November 19th, 2008 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 168 Comments
168 Responses to “this Bobby Dude needs to get a Live”
Just when I thought the hatemail literacy standards were improving!! Wherever he is from ,that’s where the toothbrush was invented. If it had been invented anywhere else it would be called a teethbrush.
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You are a funny guy, christian.
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“Sadly Lame Men like Bobby had To Care for his own Benefit”
What the hell does that mean?
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My….brain…hurts….
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This ChrIstiAn DudE neEds to StOp uPpErcAsinG WorDs and get a liFe (and perhaps alive)
If you think the end-of-time is a-coming you are a sad, lonely, mad, scary person.
The world has always been and will always be mad – no change there I’m afraid.
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Christian V2.1 is definitely not an upgrade on the other one and needs some serious debugging.
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I don’t know, I think this one is fake; I don’t think there is anyone who can be THAT stupid.
RAmen Mateys!
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Like you’ve got a life… I can imagine what you call life: Praying and telling people to go pray, and eating and drinking and sleeping and taking a bath, and posting on random blasphemous forums that they are going to hell cause they weren’t GOD compliant. Sorry, but that’s not a life in my definition.
Anyway, if it’s the end of time, why don’t you just lay down and wait for it? What’s the point of getting a life, when, say, tommorow, god will say “OK, that’s enough.”?
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Another fine 419 scammer that’s gone over to religion…
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‘…this world is going MAD and i know its the End of Time”
What, me worry?
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I’d rather be with him than you. Just sayin’…
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Dear christian:
We are not all men, there are women in the church also. It’s “get a life” not get a “live”. I love this “look at everything that is happening…the end is near” new Christian outlook. It’s entertaining considering it is written in Revelations that only 144,000 would be ascending to heaven in the end days. There are millions of Christians all claiming to be one of that 144,000. Do the math. I’ll wait for you to catch up…
Bobby is not lame. He can walk and move his arms. Therefore not lame. It’s extremely amusing to me how all the sudden Christians attack Bobby directly when there are thousands of other Pastafarians looking for some Hate Mail Action. You attack Bobby with bad English and diction, grammar and punctuation, and poor sentence structure expecting some kind of change to occur because your God is Great.
When you can write coherent paragraphs and do math, get back to me so I can show you the reality of your world. I doubt you can live without your god because you’re another one of the pitiful masses that need the “security blanket” of a loving god to make things better. It must be very hard for you to imagine a world without god because you need that thing to make your life worthwhile. There are so many other things you can do to make your life worthwhile…like counting.
Have a good day!
Meisha
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Yeah, we’re approaching the end of times, just like we have hundreds of times over the millenia. Meanwhile, grammar apparently is dying faster.
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Why is it that the mad Christains have difficulty in spelling?
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If the world is going mad then Christian is clearly ahead of the curve.
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An…XBox Live?
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Come on, use a Dictionary
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Don’t you have nothing better to do
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Yes! It is the end of time. Go hide under your bed, dont come out except to eat and use the thunder bucket. Oh…do not have children!
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The signature was unnecessary.
All the noun capitalization would suggest this person may be a native German speaker. Except that there’s verb capitalization. That’s just crazy.
>Jesus Said that this was gonna Happen
He mentioned the Church of the FSM website? Awesome! Figure he gets the RSS feed?
>this world is going MAD
Psychologists call this projection, don’t they?
Multiple commas… Hmmm. Does that represent a dramatic pause?
>Sadly Lame Men like Bobby had To Care for his own Benefit
This sounds like a typing test or an anagram or maybe a palindrome. Sadly, it isn’t that clever.
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You know this Christian person needs to get a ‘life’ not live. You also need to go back to elementary school and get some basic grammer lessons, along with proper spelling and punctuation training. I cannot take anyone seriously who writes like a 2-year old (not that I would take you seriously anyway). And just so you’ll know – the only ‘hell’ that any of us is going to have to endure is to continue listing to any of your mindless drivel, although I must say keep them coming, cause it always keeps the site interesting!
RAmen!
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Christian whatever happened to your spelling? Does becoming a worse troll influence your spelling skills?
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Christian, Christian, Christian… Let me ask a few things:
1) Who came to whose website? Who posted three times now? And now who needs a life?
2) Yes, yes. We got the idea that you believe in your Jewish Vampire (Don’t know why people keep calling him a zombie. He drinks blood, not brains!) Who Is His Own Father. However, did you know that in The Holy Gospel, Bobby writes that he knows we will be attacked by the ignorant, the assuming, and the intolerant? We are to show them the light, but if they refuse to See, if they choose to remain Blind, then that’s not our fault, is it?
3) …Get a Live? What? Like a X-Box Live account? I’m sure Bobby would love one. Care to donate so that you can help him get a Live?
As for the Bible, I’m sure he has read one at some time or another. Is physical possession actually a requirement? Because I know quite a few Christians who can quote from the Bible, but are very startled what it actually says in there…
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Everything you just said can apply to you and your religion. Congratulations on being two-faced.
(Insert obligatory learn to spell sneer here)
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This Christian dude needs to get an education. Not only would his spelling and grammar improve, he’d learn a few things about history and statistics so he’d know that no, in fact, the sky is not falling. RAmen, and may you be blessed with pasta, pirates, and rational thought.
-Sarah
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Fake?
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He needs to get “a Live?” Actually, I’m pretty sure he is alive. Otherwise how could he be posting things from beyond the grave?
He needs to get a bible? He has one of those, it is the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
He needs to seek Jesus as his savior? Why? The Flying Spaghetti
Monster will be his savior. And the Flying Spaghetti Monster offers stripper factories and beer volcanoes in the afterlife. Does yours?
The SHIFT key on your keyboard is going to wear out if you keep shamelessly abusing it like that, mate. And your physical abuse of the common comma is just plain disgraceful.
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Surely if the world is about to end it would be pretty pointless for anybody to get a life.
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How now Mr. Christian?
….what was that bit about removing the beam in your own eye before you criticize the mote in mine? Do you even bother to read the book you profess to follow? Hmm. Sadness…
Now, I think you are calling for Mr. Henderson (AKA Bobby Dude) to become alive and seek the Jesus? Unlike your precious zombie, the Noodly Prophet is still treading this mortal coil, so any attempt on Bobby Dude’s part to find the zombie is going to end in failure.
Since you seem incapable of finding the shift key, nor the spellcheck function, nor the proper use of the ellipsis, I highly doubt that you ‘know’ anything remotely related to the end of time. I think you might know a few basics about your religion, but it is abundantly clear that you have not spent any amount of time learning your religious history.
I’m starting to really appreciate the statement – Ignorance is Bliss – but I’m thinking it doesn’t go far enough. Your ignorance is not really making me blissful. It is not really having much of any effect upon me other than to make me wonder how we’ve managed to make it this far without annihilating ourselves. Here’s the bottom line. You believe? Fabulous. Go believe. Be the light on the hill that leads the world away from ’sin’ and towards ‘righteousness’. Pirates like an illuminated target. It makes the range finding much easier.
PC
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I dont think so, according to us, you are going to hell, that means we win
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Hey! I’ve seen you before! You’re that guy who walks around town wearing a board saying “THE END IZ COMIIING!!1!1!one!1!eleven!!!”
;)
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this christian dude needs to get a life, some pasta and seek further education! ya know i look at everything thats going on and i know that jesus was fulla shit cause he said alot of stuff that never came true and that the end times are never going to come cause he was a lying douchebag… Sadly naive fools like christian have to be so self-righteous and take people on a wild-goose chase with him
-the guy that just pwned you
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Did you know that Jesus loves grammar and punctuation? Totally true story, I swear!
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Do you have any idea at all about the use of capital letters?
Nevertheless, it is heartening to know that Jesus predicted us, he must have been touched by something noodly :)
RAmen
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They make live bibles now? I wonder if they are venomous.
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I have the feeling that this is someone posing as Christian. Four commas in a row? Christian had much better writing skills than this. Which begs the question, is this someone who is really upset and using Christian’s history with this site or someone who is making fun of Christian with this load of crap? Or perhaps it is Christian and he’s finally lost it completely. That would be pretty funny. To know that we pushed a bible thumper so far they completely snapped. I figure he’s locked in a little room, rocking back and forth and repeating “Jesus does love me. I know he does.” I could almost feel bad. Almost.
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christian, you need an education.
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And you need to learn how to spell life.
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Christian, your excellent spelling used to comfort me.
what happened?
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Wow. You are barely literate.
Perhaps you should learn grammar and spelling before you attempt to tell people what they should do.
Why is that the most hateful and ignorant people always seem to have a poor grasp of the English language.
You didn’t happen to go to school in Florida did you?
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Christian, please stop using drugs, and please use a dictionary. Jesus told me he wants you to spell properly and use correct grammar when you are insulting people in His name.
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Christian,
The more you post at this website, the worst your spelling and grammar become. You don’t make logical arguments, are as hypocritical as Judas himself, and probably couldn’t make a decent plate of pasta under pain of death.
Once again, the same tired litany of hell-speak and damnation. You know, I’m beginning to wonder; just WHO are you trying to save? Did your fellow Jesus Crispies say your missionary skills were sub-par, that you need to hone your teeth on something to test your mettle?
Is it that you don’t measure up in your own peer group, and you are so desperate to prove your worth to them, that you are willing to try converting THE VERY LAST PEOPLE ON EARTH WHO WOULD LISTEN TO YOU?
Maybe your life is the one that’s inadequate, not ours. I see the miracles of the FSM everyday; the pirates are making a comeback(YAARGGH!), the air is cooler, my mother is making some Fettuccine Alfredo and wants me to stop by. Every thing’s easy, peasy, lemon squeezy on my corner of the globe. How about yours?
RAmen!
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Religious people. Wow. I love this website. Nothing pleases me more than to see the religious ones swim in their own stupidity. RAmen. I have found true happiness in FSM.
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Mitch- I’m sure your pimply mug staring at this computer is saying the same thing. “The giant flying pasta lump loves me, I know he does, because he reached out to me with his slimy noodly arms and blessed me with the gift of his lvoing Ragu.”
God, you idiots need to get a life.
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Christian, you started off being really polite and everything, expressing your unfounded opinion and attempting to make us all believe it, which failed, so you got angry, and now you are irate. You brought this on yourself. If you don’t like the way we roll, get off the block.
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yay For improper Use Of capitalization :]
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do you realise that pastafarianisim is one of the only religons that have not caused wars and various other negative bullshit like that.
christians have caused all kinds of crazy crap. All through the middle ages, countless people were killed by pissed off christians that were annoyed at the fact that they were not the same religon as them.
in conclusion, they were all pricks.
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Are you the same xian as that other xian or are you a different xian? I find it hard to tell you apart.
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Is this stuff for real or just a jok? I have never heard this in my life and your comments are funny as hell! (no pun intended). :p
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I don’t think this is the same ‘Christian’ that’s been posting a lot recently. He only makes one reference to Jesus and can’t even compose one half-way decent sentence.
Either that or he’s been drinking too much of the ‘blood of Christ’ lately.
I think I’ll stick to beer.
RAmen!
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Christian – haven’t we had the pleasure of your insight before ? You seem to have taken an awful lot of fairly incoherent words to say nothing at all. You sad man.
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I think Mich has a point. I’m also not sure of this new hate mail is from Christian.
@ The Evolved Ape: nice one!
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I hope Bobby is taking me with him.
He’s more fun than you.
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Learn to spell!
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I was going to write a snarky, well thought out comment here. But then I started trying to figure out what the hell sort of capitalization system christian here is using, and I’ve been completely derailed.
You can’t even capitalize your own name?!!? SRSLY!? Why should we listen to you!?!?!
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Time and time again it is proven. Nothing convinces someone of your point of view like incoherent, nonsensical, misspelled ranting and raving.
I’m sold! How about you guys?
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lay off the christians you haters why do you feel the need to insult people atheists in general have no morals LONG LIVE CHRISTIANITY
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you know what losers sean boyd and matty, its funny how you dont have a life and spend all day on a stupid idiotic website waiting to pounce on stray christians who justly fight for the lord to hell you all will go except loyal christ believers
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This is sooooooo not the ‘christian’ from other posts. I reckon it’s someone doing it as a joke, but if it’s not, then sweet pasta is he stupid.
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Let us put aside christian’s poor spelling for a minute and consider that this may not be the same ‘Christian’ who has already been such a fertile source of discussion on this site. It is possible that two people, in different locations, with different but similar ‘pressure’s may form similar opinions, and also use the sign ‘Christian’ (or ‘christian’). In fact, the lack of correct grammar etc would suggest this is indeed the case. Therefore, ‘Christian’ (with the fairly accurate spelling) and ‘christian’ (with the poor spelling and grammar) are a prime example of parallel evolution.
How interesting!
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If Jesus knew this was going to happen, then he would know about FSM.
DOESN’T THAT MEAN IT EXISTS????
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“this Bobby Dude needs to get a Live”
As oppose to a dead?
“A Bible”
Why a bible? Why not a good book? I’d suggest some Stephen King or Clive Barker, Robert Ludlum or Tom Clancy, Clive Cussler or Michael Crichton, all depending on your preferred genre and mood.
But if you want a big book that can pass for a bible, there’s always The Lord of the Rings.
“and Seek Jesus as his savior!”
But this guy couldn’t even save himself. How on earth is he suppose to save anyone else?
“ya know i look at everything thats going on and i know that Jesus Said that this was gonna Happen this world is going MAD and i know its the End of Time,,,,”
What’s this obsession with the end of time? It seems that the only people who doesn’t like this world are religious nutcases that claims it to be their god’s creation. The world will not end just because people don’t get along, fight, drink, watch porn, buy sex, go to war or any such thing. If it was it should at least have been done away with after WWI or at the worst WWII.
“Sadly Lame Men like Bobby had To Care for his own Benefit and hes taking alot of people to hell with him.”
Are you saying people shouldn’t care for their own benefit? That really makes no sense whatsoever, then again, none of your ramblings made any sense.
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I actually don’t think this Christian fellow is real…..nobody can be that stupid, cant they?!?!? I mean, you have to have at least something resembling brain to live.
I think this is actually fsm testing us, by posting this fony hate mail….
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Why do you xians enjoy randomly pressing the shift key while typing? I see this all the time. Do you think it adds some kind of imaginary holy power and godly importance to your crap? Do you think your god will read it if you capitalize some words? It represents feelings of massive insignificance in my eyes. Go and pray or whatever else you freaks do, go ahead and waste your one life, thicko.
If you want to command an air of respect at this site, don’t capitalize random words – see the noodly light and tell all your other brainwashed friends about us!
[All rise]
All Hail His Noodly All-Powerful Sauce-Soaked Mouthwatering Lordship The One True Flying Spaghetti Monster, RAmen.
[All sit]
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Dude- *sigh*
Go take some English and grammar classes. Then speak if you wish to insult. Otherwise, you just look like a dummy.
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I rarely comment on such things, but, sunshine, in this one instance I have to declare you are as dumb as doggy-do.
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JD – You’re probably a little off. One, I can actually spell. Two, I’m not pimply (check your spelling). I have dry skin and a wonderfully pale Irish complexion that lends well to the red hair and green eyes. And three, while I thoroughly support the Pastafarians, the FSM and the message they support, I’m actually a witch. That’s right, a witch, wicca, pagan, a user of the craft, believer in magic, etc. So while the FSM has extended a noodly appendage towards me, I’ve kindly explained to him that I’ve chosen a different path. I promise to support and work with him and he’s cool with it. It’s supports interfaith understanding. Something of which you know nothing of. Pity that.
And finally, I have a life. This is just a fun hobby.
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Hey Lazlow, The Neverending Story was a great book also. This guy needs to take spelling classes.
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I would recommend he doesn’t get a “Live”. I particularly support PSN.
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“lay off the christians you haters why do you feel the need to insult people atheists in general have no morals LONG LIVE CHRISTIANITY” – noah
Long live Christianity? You know what? I think Christianity has had it’s chance. 2000 years is long enough. And since there have been nothing but wars and death and destruction under the banner of “God”, maybe we could try something else. Like, say, reason and rational thought?
And puhhleeese don’t talk about morality. Why don’t you go and ask all those alter boys that have been sexually abused by priests what they think about the morality of the church?
PFZ
ps: I love how he condemns us for insulting people, then insults atheists in the same sentence. How do you spell hypocrite? C-H-R-I-S-T-I-A-N.
RAmen
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Of course the world will end some day! That’s the cycle of science: Order -> disorder -> order -> disorder, etc.
Oh wait, I forgot that Christians don’t believe in science, reason or facts. They think the world is going to end because other people don’t believe in their fictional hearsay, not because of the fact that our self-righteous, Christian president encouarged other countries with nuclear weapons to hate us.
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What? WHAT!?
Seriously, pick one: Stop talking or stop breathing
Or y’know, learn the whole spelling and grammer business
AND some logic too
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I must say, this one has some of the most random capitalization I’ve seen in a while. Capitalizing words like “a”, “to” and “lame”, but not “I” or words at the beginning of sentences… Interesting technique. Innovative. Stupid.
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Meisha (post #12) brought up a good point: if Revelations says only 144,000 will be ascending to heaven on Judgement day, and the end is near, why are Christians preaching to the unbelievers? Improve your odds by cutting down on the “chosen ones”, stupid!
Meanwhile, perhaps I should get a life. Some televangelists make MILLIONS, and they only have to tell other people how to act (while ignoring their own advice, if most of them are any example).
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The sheer grammar and spelling in this email is enough to make me want to go back to the first or second grade, just to make sure I got it right when I learned it. How old must this person be to use “,” instead of “.” for an ellipsis. But who knows,,, (see I can do it, too!) maybe Jesus phonics and grammar are a bit different than proper?
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Are You German? Is That Why You Capitalize Odd Words but Only sometimes?
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1) “this Bobby Dude needs to get a Live” -> It seems the xian’s way of life is to always think about their death.
2) “Jesus Said that this was gonna Happen ” -> Any average Horoscope writer could. There have been good times and bad times for centuries.
3) “this world is going MAD” -> Too many christians, not enough pirates on Earth.
RAmen
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If you’re going to try to convince anyone to become a Christian, than you might as well use better grammer, as I would only worship something/someone with at least the writing skills of a 9th grader, and not someone who capitalizes every other word. The sad thing is, most of the Christians I’ve met seem to have the same problem, of course, this is not only limited to Christians, most of the people I’ve met have horrible writing skills. Of the few people I know that don’t, most of them worship The FSM. I’m not saying that every single Christian is stupid, or that you are stupid, I’m just saying that if your going to try and convince us to go over to your intelligent designer, than you could try acting intelligent yourself and take the time to look at what your saying (http://www.xkcd.com/481).
This Bobby dude needs to get a life, a Bible, and seek Jesus as his savior! You know I look at everything that’s going on and I know that Jesus said that this was going to happen, this world is going MAD and i know its the end of time… Sadly lame men like Bobby had to care for his own benefit and He’s taking alot of people to hell with him.
-Christian (The grammatically correct (As far as I can tell) version)
If anyone can find any grammatical errors in this, please feel free to point them out to me.
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END OF TIME?
WHAT? You mean the emancipation of slaves and world’s anger at any slavery?
Women gaining power?
Minorities becoming EQUAL?
Well, if your bible predicts this as the end for Xianity then good riddance!
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To this ‘noah’ person, who apparently has not realized why we were criticizing the person who sent us this letter, we do not wait “to pounce on stray christians who justly fight for the lord.” We respond to the hateful letters sent to us from idiotic christians who type for the “Lord.” Those who post here are not stray christians, they made a point to come to our website and attack us with their bad spelling and poorly reasoned arguments. And, you “stray christians who justly fight for the lord” should know from other posts how we react when we are cursed.
You do not deserve to be touched by His noodly appendage, and I shall not bless you with saying that you should be.
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You need to “get a live”, Christian.
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No I am not afraid of stating my name and firstly I would like to apologise on behalf of all the self rightious idiotic so called christians out there who are shouting profanities at your face while supposidly trying to witness to you and your fsm fanbase. I understand your concern for the education system is this: that if you introduce something that doesn’t make sense then what is the point am I right? Are you a devout atheist or an agnostic? Because I don’t really know why you would want to knock the idea of teaching alternate theories for the creation of the universe. Because even in science there has not been a clear answer for the very beginning of the big bang. If that is what you believe. Also evolution as it is stated is not able to come to a conclusion when it comes to the beginning of the universe. All we have is some scientists telling us that the universe just is. Plain and simple. Now does that make any sense to you? Or would you rather believe that because evolution is based on the idea of tooth and claw. That in order to become more advanced we have to fight our way to the top. Now if that is really true we wouldn’t have the united states as it is today with all of it’s moral background based in people comeing over from europe because of the ostricisation of the puritans and the quakers who had a different belief system and the desire to break off from the church of england. And why then when the united states with it’s obviously flawed concept of our “right” to spread our land from one coast to the other or manifest destiny. Did we not go from the northern part of the contenant to the southern too? Wouldn’t that be evolution in the workings? Now I know you are probably sitting back and laughing at this but I would like you to take a serious look at what you are considering. Christianity has a basis in thousands of years of history and if it weren’t true from the begining then why would so many people be willing to die for it every single day? And then if it were just a religion and you didn’t have to believe it then why are people arguing so strongly against it? Not to mention when is the last time you believed in something so strongly you were willing to give your life for it. And if there is somthing consider why you would be willing to. Because without God there is no reason for us to be even capable of wanting to die for any reason. Let alone make one up. If you decided to actually read through this in it’s entirety I would like to thank you.
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Good book suggestions, Lazlow. Piers Anthony and Douglas Adams also have some rather great stuff. Piers Anthony is an agnostic, and Douglas Adams was a vehemently self-described atheist. Does that mean he’s in hell now? No, probably not, because the chances that anyone is right about what really goes on in the universe are so miniscule that there’s really no point in guessing anyway. And if you take a thousands-year-old book’s word for it, well…
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For your sake, christian, I hope it’s not the end of time. The Book of Revelations quite clearly states that only 144,000 will be saved- 12,000 from each tribe of Israel. (Revelation 7:1)And there’s a pretty good chance you ain’t an Israelite :)
I’ll keep my FSM, thank you very much.
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See, my favorite part is how he is giving you crap for this site, but he’s the guy who is out with nothing better to do that go troll some website that doesn’t agree with every little thing he wants it to.
@Bobby: good on ‘yeh.
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I do hope I end up in hell, wherever that is. Because it will be full of lovely Pastafarians, nice toasty warm noodles and perhaps a lovely Chianti. Where do these “Christians” come from who write on this website? I picture some poor sad slob of a guy, long beard full of FSM knows WHAT, drooling and humming, with a big bunch of french fries and a supersized Coca-Cola beside him, snurfling and raging into his computer screen in the middle of the night. Why? Because he has no life. Or live, as he say.
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Bobby, I hate asking this…but are these mails real? Really? Every time I come here and read these things I am perplexed that people could actually be this stupid and still operate a computer.
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Also, I’m really REALLY disappointed in how many hateful comments were left by “supposed” Christians. I believe in God, but I ACCEPT that other people don’t. I refuse to wrap my head around the Bible as an authentic source of factual information, but I ACCEPT that other people can. Who the heck gave you people the right to post all your hateful, “you’re going to hell” comments?!?!!?
Christianity is about teaching through LOVE and COMPASSION and KINDNESS. Not telling someone whether they’re headed up or down without knowing it for a fact. You’re NOT God and you really don’t know what God wants from you besides treating other with love and sincere kindness–not fake bullcrap. How can you say that anyone on this site is wrong or stupid and still call yourself a devote believer in Christ?
Really, I wish that everyone could just see through the clouds of their own prejudices and love one another.
Grow up, guys
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Also, I’m really REALLY disappointed in how many hateful comments were left by “supposed” Christians. I believe in God, but I ACCEPT that other people don’t. I refuse to wrap my head around the Bible as an authentic source of factual information, but I ACCEPT that other people can. Who the heck gave you people the right to post all your hateful, “you’re going to hell” comments?!?!!?
Christianity is about teaching through LOVE and COMPASSION and KINDNESS. Not telling someone whether they’re headed up or down without knowing it for a fact. You’re NOT God and you really don’t know what God wants from you besides treating other with love and sincere kindness–not fake bullcrap. How can you say that anyone on this site is wrong or stupid and still call yourself a devote believer in Christ?
Really, I wish that everyone could just see through the clouds of their own prejudices and love one another.
Grow up, guys.
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This christian is not Christian. Don’t you remember that he (Christian) told us that he was going away, never to return? Besides, this christian is not nearly as articulate and literate as the other Christian. Still wrong, though.
RAmen
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I’m really REALLY disappointed in how many hateful comments were left by “supposed” Christians. I believe in God, but I ACCEPT that other people don’t. I refuse to wrap my head around the Bible as an authentic source of factual information, but I ACCEPT that other people can. Who the heck gave you people the right to post all your hateful, “you’re going to hell” comments?!?!!?
Christianity is about teaching through LOVE and COMPASSION and KINDNESS. Not telling someone whether they’re headed up or down without knowing it for a fact. You’re NOT God and you really don’t know what God wants from you besides treating other with love and sincere kindness–not fake bullcrap. How can you say that anyone on this site is wrong or stupid and still call yourself a devote believer in Christ?
Really, I wish that everyone could just see through the clouds of their own prejudices and love one another.
Grow up, guys.
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CRAAAP. My comments seem to not be posting!!
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@ #57
noah,
I appreciate the insight you have as to my lack of morals. It seems interesting to me that someone of such high morals as yourself would even keeps reading these posts. I have seen you post several times on this site. It seems like you may be one of the “few” christians who don’t have any morals yourself. Do you like to watch your daddy fuck your sister too? That is considered immoral by your standards, so if us atheists are so immoral, why do you keep coming back for more abuse… Now if you will excuse me, I have some babies that I have to go eat…
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Noah and Christian,
My problem with organized religions is their depiction of God. The way they depict God is to show him as a petulant 5 year old throwing a temper tantrum because he is jealous (play my way or I will kill you). All the major religions other than Buddhism depict God in this light; can’t anyone else see the disconnect between an all-knowing all-powerful being and this kind of behavior? This takes a Supreme Being (God) and gives him the worst of human emotions, not the best. Why would a being of such power even care what we thought? Such a being would not require worship; he already has all the power and knowledge. Such a being would be completely beyond our comprehension so assigning him human emotional characteristics is just a form of anthropomorphizing that has gotten out of control. It is an attempt by people to make God in an image that justifies their behaviors. I’m sorry but I can’t logically believe in that kind of God. I am not atheist I do believe in God, but not the one that organized religion wants to push down our throat because their version doesn’t make the least bit of sense. I have too much respect for God to be able to see him in such a juvenile light.
Christians will argue that the Bible is the proof they need. Well then they need to learn the history of their Bible. You can’t be a true believer if you don’t even know the history of your regligous text. For example the Jesus story, shows up in many older religions for their important people. A lot of the parts of the story are the same. Many have a virgin birth, there are others that have a resurrection (same time frame and everything), and etc. The list is pretty long. Only when you can look at the complete history, like the editing, the translations (many languages to don’t translate well into each other) the copying errors made by monks copying the Bible (a good number who could not read), etc. can you know your religious text. I won’t even get into the fact that nowhere in the Bible is there mention of fiery hell. The in the Middle Ages adopted a fiery hell to strike fear into their congregations. The version of hell we are most familiar with was adopted from Dante’s work by the Catholic Church.
I think people who feel that others must believe as they believe are actually that way because they are insecure in their beliefs. The more fervent the less secure they are. They need others to believe the same as them to give credence to their own belief. They justify it a number of ways to themselves the most common one is that they are ’saving the non-believer’. The truth is they are trying to save themselves, so they don’t have to think through what they believe and why, because once they started questioning they might find they were wrong, and that would be too much for them to handle.
I don’t know where I heard this from but someone once said that ‘fundamentalists have more fear of the devil than love of their God’, and I think that is very true.
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jast as the ather christian gave you all such a good name… you jast had to mack it look like all the christian’s are mad.
this is sad…
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Bobby probably doesn’t even believe in Hell, dipshit. And another thing, Im getting sick of dumbass christians spouting bullshit about the end of time. Every generation of christians seems to think it is living in the end times, and guess what, it never fucking is. Not once! You get a “live” and a good science book, and stop waisting time thinking anyone (except for yourself) can save you from anyting.
Fucking Christ, you are stupid!
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@Noah, post 57
Noah, piss off back to your boat, haven’t you got some animals to feed or some shit to clear up, are you nervous about the Pirates is that why you’re so pissy?
We didn’t start it your Xtian mates did, it’s not our fault that they turned up unannoucned like a bad fart after the spicy meatballs and proceeded to attack us!
As for Atheists aving no “morals in General” – where is this place? Does it mean there’s kinky sex and dubious substances for all Atheists? It sounds great…oh hang on a minute you just mean the standard boring stuff like not raping and not killing…well we don’t do that so I suppose that we do have morals. Damn!
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Well yet another onanist has found this site while looking for porn. Notice the poor grammar, he was obviously busy “Buffing his vampire slayer” while writing that one. Now as for this being a Christian has there been any Muslims,Jews,Buddhists giving this much grief, not only does this guy need a life but also some basic grammar and spelling too.
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this[cap] Bobby Dude[cap] needs to get a Live[cap][voc],[space]A[cap] Bible and Seek[cap] Jesus as his savior! ya[cap][voc] know i[cap] look at everything thats[punc] going on and i[cap] know that Jesus Said[cap] that this was gonna[voc, sp?] Happen[cap][punc] this[cap] world is going MAD and i[cap] know its[punc] the End[cap] of Time[cap],[punc],[punc],[punc],[punc] Sadly[punc]Lame[cap] Men[cap] like Bobby had To[cap] Care[cap] for his own Benefit[cap][awk?voc] and hes[punc] taking a[space]lot of people to hell with him.
-christian[cap]
Looking at the hate mails that this site gets I see that that no christian can write English.
Does christianity make one illiterate or does illiteracy make one a christian?
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Bobby doesn’t have Xbox LIVE? Indeed, he should get it then. I’d love to play some Call of Duty, Halo, or perhaps Gears with him.
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Palmer(is it the same as Parker?)I did read your comment. Thanks for using proper English. Unfortunately, though, you seem to be trying to bill your religion as science, which is no better than the average troll here.
While I won’t be trying to argue the specifics of evolution or scientific method in general (and I don’t belive you are genuinely interested in learning, because this would not be the proper way), the arguements that a religion is old, or has many devout followers, are so outdated that they are nauseating. The is no truth in numbers, or in the extent brain washed cult members will go to show their devotion(case in point: Islamic suicide bombers-Japanese kamikaze). Hinduism and Buddhism both predate christianity. And there are people willing to die for those religions too.
And arguement from history-that’s even lamer. Advances in science and technology are owed to Enlightenment, and slipping the grip of religion on power.
Really, P, arguing with people like you is like the movie The Groundhog Day-you win it, and it’s the same thing over the next day.
RAmen
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I think this is a different “Christian” than the last guy.
thu mane reeson wi eye theenk thees iz becuz uf hees gramare.
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Crap. I put together this great response, with links to info about the myriad historical hysterical predictions of the End Of The World (none of which have been right), and other links to how hell was made up over 1000 years after ol’ JC cashed it in, and witty remarks, and numerous other aspects that the man on the TV said were sure to make me irresistable to beautiful women. Then I hit “Submit Comment”, and it got sucked into the ether and blown out to Saturn. Now I’ll probably never get a date with one of those Russian tennis players.
@Palmer (#82)
What? You might want to try proofreading your next post. That – umm – message you left is almost completely unintelligible. The point that we’re trying to make, and that you apparently missed, is not that there’s anything wrong with someone having a different opinion about the origins of the universe. It’s that you should not and cannot teach religion as science. Religion is not science. It’s religion. You can’t experimentally investigate its phenomena in a controlled environment and repeat experiments to verify their results. It doesn’t even have any phenomena to investigate. All you can do with it is believe it or ignore it. You can’t use it to make a toaster, it won’t float a zeppelin, and it doesn’t stick to a refrigerator door. Personally, I have no use for it. If you want to believe in the unprovable claims of uneducated bumpkins from 2000 years ago, who claim things that if your Aunt Jenny told you happened to her you’d laugh yourself sick, well that’s fine. Don’t expect me to sign up.
RAmen
ET
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Christian you post on here a lot. You must be so bored with your religion because you know it is bullshit and deep down you know the FSM is the way for true happiness.
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Palmer,
I am atheist AND agnostic but not devoted. I consider devotion to be a very limiting irrational factor in life so I decided to discard it when I was 18.
I am not an expert but I do not think that ancient writings with very doubtful sources can be considered a theory. It is not a matter whether it sounds nice or not. It has to make sense according to the current method of determining what makes sense and what does not. Of course, if you start assuming that god existed, all powerful, and so on, based on that information, in your mind, you could rationally come to several conclusions. But this is not different to have a meat grinder process beef or chicken. It simply grinds. More to the point, garbage in, processed garbage out.
Reality is not determined by democracy. I just want facts to be taught at schools and not scary stories that require a lot of imagination and faith. If at present time, some of the details of the beginning of the universe are missing then THAT is to be taught.
Let experts speculate what could have happened and once they agree on the most likely model then include that information in the textbooks. There is nothing wrong with not knowing. If instead, in an attempt to fill in the gaps, you introduce the idea that a god created the universe you are in fact misleading the students. BELIEFS should be stated as such OUTSIDE the classroom.
Millions of people have done lots of weird things for what they believed. That does not prove that what they believed is/was real. It simply proves they were devoted believers. Your argument for religion simply goes to show how gullible human beings are and have been. Very few people want to be outliers.
By the way, religion did not come so naturally to the people. Many were killed for not accepting it and it took a huge effort in terms of money, logistics and other resources to have religion forced in many places of the world. Does a great idea need that much marketing?
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I smell a fake Xtian…unless…it’s a particularly crafty one…could there be a cryptic message in the seemingly random capitalisation of certain letters and words i.e. BDLABSJJSHMADETSLMBTCB….ummmm…
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Dear Palmer of Post #82:
Thank you for your letter. I appreciate hearing from people who are more sound than Christian 1 and Christian 2 are. Your message has been recieved.
However, I am concerned about your need to die for your religion. As others have expressed here, there are many different dogmas people follow that they believe is worth dying for. It is my opinion that this is very sick. People who feel this way need psychological help right now to clear up this mental illness. No person should die for their religion or feel so strongly about it that they would want to die. I would never feel this way about my atheism as it would be really sick of me to do so. However, I have noted that many people want me to die or at least shut up when I start making sense because it goes against the grain of their make believe land where miracles and blessings happen.
It’s nice that you wrote this letter in apology for the others who have come before you. I think that is remarkable and wonderful. Your apology is accepted. I do wish that you would take the time and patience to truly understand scientific theories before you bring them up, though…but that’s okay. One can’t have everything one wants.
Have a good day and again, thank you so much for your message of apology and concern. I still do not believe in god and nor will I make any pretenses of changing this belief. I am sure you can accept this if you try really hard.
Meisha
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Palmer,
I don’t have any issue with Creationism being taught in schools, as long as it is taught in a theology or philosophy class. That said Creationism or Intellegent Design does not belong in a science class because there is no science that supports it.’Scientific Theories’ are tested rigorously and if they hold up to the tests presented they are held on to until they are disproved. If they are disproved a new theory is formed. Many people seem to not understand the difference between a ‘theory’ which any moron can spew in everyday conversation and a ’scientific theory’. For example gravity is still just a scientific theory. They stay theories forever and are never considered fact by the scientific community.
As to the fossil record. We have successfully extracted DNA from fossils, in recent years. The first time was by Svante Paabo from a Neanderthal fossil found in Neander Valley in Germany in 1856 (not done in 1856). This shows a clear link to modern humans (through things like the mitochondria). This is a rare process because it is hard to find fossils with viable DNA. However it is expected over the next 20 years or so that a way may become available to make it a bit more common. It is a long painful science explanation. The transitional animal from sea to land has been found, all though it is a more recent find, so most likely fewer people know of it. It is called the Tiktaalik roseae. Not going to explain it a Goggle will give you like 20 articles about it. Besides all of this if the world was only 6 million years old as the bible claims we would not have fossils that are way older than that. Then add in that most Creationists claim that humans and dinosaurs lived together and they were herbivores. The simple build of a dinosaur and basic logic rules out that they were all herbivores (some have sharp teeth and claws).
Next we move on to the argument for Irreducible Complexity. I could go on and on about this. But basically it doesn’t hold up. First example was the eye which was debunked. So Creationist supporters went after a microscopic organism. Specifically the eukaryotic cilium and its flagellum, which is used for propulsion. Anyway that one doesn’t hold up either;
http://chem.tufts.edu/AnswersInScience/MillerID-Collapse.htm
Tired of typing it out. If you don’t understand it, ask.
Next. I don’t see why God could not have intended evolution and set the stage for all if it. To say that God has to have a direct hand in every step of our progress greatly diminishes in my eyes the power of God. It seems ludicrous to say that a supreme being could not foresee and plan out a map of things to come and set it into motion. Belief in God and belief in science does not have to be mutually exclusive. I find most people who think it needs to be don’t get science and find it easier to believe than to learn and question, or the other side is people who treat science as a religion, which is in my opinion the wrong way to approach science, because it stops them from approaching it with an open mind, which is a necessity.
Some people try to take the Bible literally, which I explained earlier is pretty much impossible to do. Aside from which I don’t think it was ever intended to be taken literally.
People also mistakenly assume that if they can disprove something it automatically proves something else, which it doesn’t. It defies logic to assume so, and God gave us logic for a reason, don’t you think? If say some one disproved the current theory of gravity, it does not automatically prove their theory that the reason we don’t fly of the planet that little invisible imps are holding us down with pocket change, does it? No. Evidence for a new theory would have to be presented and tested. Could you imagine the state of medicine today if we didn’t present and test new theories and have them stand up to those tests?
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@ Palmer #82,
I’m not going to pummel you about your religious beliefs..yet. But I’m going to talk about your ill concept of manifest destiny.
The good old USA was not really founded of some christian ideal of inhabiting the the continent from coast to coast because God compelled the founders to action. It was because the founders were GREEDY! Great Britain knew sending the detritus of their country here(Early England hated the Quakers and not for their religious ideas, but for the cabalistic nature of “Friends”, Wiki it!) was a big mistake, then the early colonies began asking the French about all that land they owned in the West. England had no idea that the colonists were that ambitious, and they knew that with all that land, it would only be a matter of time before the colonists revolted. Too many natural resources to be exploited in comparison to the land mass of Great Britain.
God’s role in western expansion? Why God made it OK to keep blacks enslaved raising rice and sugar in the early colonies(black slaves were resistant to malaria and yellow fever, the illnesses that were decimating farm communities), start the wholesale slaughter of Native Americans(heathens who wouldn’t let they settle wherever they wanted and had the nerve to attack settlers when they killed livestock and destroyed crops used by the NA’s for centuries. Buffalo Bill’s last attack of native Americans involved burning 100,000 acres of prairie pears, leaving the Pueblo Indians to starve to death!), and the removal of Mexicans from the Texan territories.
The entirety of the western expansion has no examples of christian ideology behind it. Just human greed.
The very idea that the US is part of God’s playbook is plain silly! Christianity being 1000s of years old does not automatically give it legitimacy as truth. Judaism had no precept of Heaven until it was borrowed from Zoroaster in 1300BC. The Muslims(Mohammad’s brother, mainly) didn’t like the business of every one going to a happy afterlife and introduced Hell into religion for balance. Christianity is a bastard mutt in the religious world.
There may be some things in life worth dying for, but I really can’t think of too many. History is full of martyrs of faith, I may admire their fortitude for dying on principle, but you wouldn’t really take a bullet to the dome for what’s in the Bible, would you. Die for a family member, depends on who it was, but not for some scribble in an old book. When I was religious, we would play that thought experiment out; if you lived in the times of Nero and had to choose in renouncing your beliefs or becoming lion-chow, what would you do?
“Jesus who?” I’d say! God would forgive me! Other than JC and John the Baptist, what other biblical figures gave up their life for the furtherment of Christianity? Bet you can’t come up with any.
As an atheist, I am more than capable of loving, caring, and aiding others that I may not agree with. I don’t need to believe in a God to give my life meaning and purpose. I may believe in the FSM, but His Noody Appendage keeps touching me in the head and doubts rise up. Perhaps He’s real, maybe not, I’ll comfortably straddle the fence! If your belief in Christ gets you thru the day, Wunderbar! Just don’t try to force-feed it to others.
Good fortune and RAmen!
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Hi! thats really tight, and I’ve convinced all of my mates to be dedicated Pastafarians! ( oh umm its life, not live, Mr. Loser). Hope all is going well, it’s nearly The Holiday!
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Some of us would prefer to get a Liv.
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Wow.
Spelling, punctuation and book-learnin’ were just never a high priority in your life, were they?
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I know I’m going to get my ass handed to me here, but I have to know:
108 – November 24th, 2008 at – Niteshade Says:
“Belief in God and belief in science does not have to be mutually exclusive. I find most people who think it needs to be don’t get science and find it easier to believe than to learn and question, or the other side is people who treat science as a religion, which is in my opinion the wrong way to approach science, because it stops them from approaching it with an open mind, which is a necessity.”
Niteshade, I agree that replacing actual religions with science as a religion is the wrong approach. In fact, I agree with this whole quote to some extent. But what I take issue with (and this is the fundamental difference with atheism and agnostic belief) is the first statement. A person with a fairly good grasp of science and logic should not believe in god in a real or literal sense. True belief in god and logic ARE mutually exclusive.
Look, what did ancient map makers write on unknown regions of their maps? “Here be monsters”. Additionally, monsters were created in Germany’s Black Forest, Lockness, outer space, volcanoes, caves, ect. There aren’t really monsters there. Logically, what does this say? To me it says that humans are very good at making up stories to explain the things they do not fully understand. You don’t know why you are on the Earth, perhaps god did it. I can’t see why god should be considered any different than bigfoot.
I think reason leads you, with overwhelming certainty, to the conclusion that god is just another one of these creations. Over the years wise leaders used the myths to keep order in their tribes, and religions organized, persisted, and (yes – sorry christians) evolved into what it is today.
Now that science can explain some of the things that the myth was created to explain, believers everywhere try to rectify their beliefs with what tested theories show. They keep thinking of ways to prove nonsense. Need further logical proof – remember, people still believe in the Lockness Monster, space aliens, unicorns, and any number and manner of creature that cannot and do not logically exist. But we can’t help ourselves, we are humans and this is what humans do.
We will believe anything; look at all the christians that come to this site. The first thing they think is that pastafarians here actually believes the universe was created by pasta. Even though we tell them it is all a parody, and we show them the letter in which Bobby created the FSM, they still think we BELIEVE in it. This is not logical.
If you are agnostic, ask yourself, would ancient peoples have created religious myths (or any myths involving fantastic, non-existent creatures) to the extent they did if they had had the science we do today back then? If logically you come up with an answer of “no”, then I really don’t get the agnostic viewpoint.
Of course you cannot prove with physical evidence that god does or doesn’t exist – thinking logically you can’t ever do that. But why even put that much logical thought into forming the question about something so illogical in the first place? You can’t prove with physical evidence that little pink unicorns do or don’t exist either, but no agnostics ever make THAT statement because it becomes a slippery slope. You would have to say “I don’t know if little pink unicorns exist” “I don’t know if the lockness monster exists” “ect.” People around you would think you are a complete idiot if you started making statements like that all day. From an evidence standpoint, those statements would be completely true, but sooner or later you have to make a judgment call and say something that cannot be proven cannot be proven because it just doesn’t exist. Not “I don’t know”, but just “no I don’t believe it exists”. I believe god is one of these.
I don’t wish to be mean to you or any agnostics; I just really want to understand the viewpoint, because right now, I just don’t get it. Will you or another agnostic on this site please explain the following three things to me:
1. Why are you agnostic and not an atheist or a believer?
2. Why do you say god may or may not exist, but little pink unicorns do not exist? (no smartasses – if you believe in unicorns then fill in the blank with another creature you don’t believe in)
3. If you are agnostic about all mythical creatures and all beliefs, then why should I believe you not just being gullible, and how is your indecision logical?
Please respond
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@Cape Buffalo
There is no hard evidence to establish the existence of many things that science considers probable. Hard evidence for anything can be hard to come by…strictly speaking…if this wasn’t true there would be more scientific law and less theory. I believe that in an infinite “multiverse” all things are probable…thus I do accept that somewhere, sometime, there is, or will be, a little pink unicorn…
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I would so much rather go to hell with Bobby (assuming christainity and all of that is true) than to go to heaven with idiots and nutcases like you…
(but we all know that it isnt true, and infact HE will be the one going to hell, with stale beer and what not)
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So pompous…
Why are you still trying to afraid us? It’s a shame that you cannot try to convince us another way. Maybe it is because you have no case for your beliefs?
Anyway, I’ll pray your God that he finally gets you back to reason.
But we both know it will not work.
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tHIS gUYS tO lEARN hOW tO tYPE.
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So…since when does get a live make sense?? Were you drunk when you wrote that. I don’t think the world is going mad, I think you mind is going crazy.
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I’m pretty good at reading people. The guy who sent this letter in is a total deuce bag in my professional opinion. Every time I see a FSM emblem on the back of a car instead of the typical jesus fish, I get a warm feeling, like an angel getting its wings.
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Is this the same “Christian” who hate mailed earlier or another “Christian”? In any case, it mystifies me why these people feel impelled to come to this website and blog their hate at us. I don’t feel impelled to go to any website which espouses their snake oil religious world view, so why do these people have such a “jones” to come to us and let us know how they feel.
Could it be because even one unbeliever threatens their fragile world view? After all, if no one believes in Xtainity doesn’t that by definition make their religion horseshit. Doesn’t their own Bible tell them that everyone will be converted (or close to it, as I understand Jesus plans to come back to earth and murder all the jews as a way of closing the books on the human race project) to belief in Jesus?
So what if no one believes? Bet it kinda makes these people feel awfully lonely in their beliefs. So lonely they have to lash out and promise bad things will happen to non-believers.
All I can say is “bring it one Jesus, bring it on!” LOL.
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This dumbass spelled life wrong. Also, capitalizing every letter makes you look like even more of a dumbass. I’m so happy you’re going to be burning in a lake of pasta all eternity.
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Dear FSM, you have some horrible grammar. “Seek” in “Seek Jesus” does NOT need to be capitalized. Also, it’s “get a life” not “Get a live”, and how do you know he needs a life? do you stalk him? freak.
Besides your horrible spelling, grammar, etc., I noticed a few other problems with what you said. The majority of us Pasatafarians are Pastafarian for the simple fact that we’re tired with all of the other religions. Another reason is it makes just as much sense as any other, but OUR religion is more fun. And dude, it’s our life style choice, so butt the hell out please.
Finally, did anyone understand the last sentence?
“Sadly Lame Men like Bobby had To Care for his own Benefit and hes taking alot of people to hell with him.”
Sadly… Lame Men… Ugh, lemme think… Bobby… has to care for himself… and he’s taking people to hell with him? wtf, that makes no sense. Why do I get the feeling you didn’t pass middle school…?
RAmen.
~(§_§)~
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If you have not seen my other comments, “[sigh] The stupid will always be with us”
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what the fuck!? somebody please…i cant believe i share a planet with people like this.
and why is it always christians leaving the hate mail!?!?!
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Wow, this guy must have failed English 7 or 8 times.
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Hasn’t it been the ‘end times’ for like 2000 years now?
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Ugh… I have only one thing to say.
FAIL
Heretic
/spits nasty taste out of mouth
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This Bobby dude needs to get a life, a Bible, and seek Jesus as his savior! You know I look at everything that’s going on and I know that Jesus said that this was going to happen. This world is going mad and I know its the end of time. Sadly, lame men like Bobby had to care for his own benefit and he is taking a lot of people to Hell with him.
-Christian
There you go. Learn to spell before you try to tell us how stupid we are.
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Oh my flying spaghetti monster. You think we’re going to hell, do you? I don’t believe in hell, so there!!!! ;-P ppppllbbthhh!
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Okay Dude,
Let me start by asking what the hell is wrong with you and by suggesting medical help.
You believe in Jesus and all that jazz if I am correct and that this ‘God’ guy created EVERYTHING and he is kind and loving. Well why did he even create a place like hell and ‘bad’ people to go in it? Hmm so much for kind and loving…
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I think they need to update the bible with a book from the patron saint of grammar and coherent thought.
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“ya know i look at everything thats going on and i know that Jesus Said that this was gonna Happen”
I could imagine that conversation, that conveniently isn’t recorded in the bible…
Jesus:”My fellow Christians, years from now, so far in the future that none will remember my warnings, a man, Nah, a DEVIL will create a “God” of his own. Made of spaghetti.”
Follower:”What’s spaghetti?”
Jesus:”………”
Follower:”?”
Jesus:”Um….”
Follower:”Lord?”
Jesus:”…. Um… Look! A flying monkey eating a three-headed fish!”
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“Why do I get the feeling you didn’t pass middle school…?”
I have a feeling he doesn’t know what middle school is…
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@ #35 Mare Lacrimarum,
I don’t know about the live ones, but the printed ones can surely poison the mind of the uneducated. check-out http://www.theauthoritarians.com for a study of this kind of person. It’s good, and it’s free on the website.
RAmen
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@ #36 Mitch,
More than half a century ago, I was subjected to this kind of brainwashing. There is a little sing-song ditty that goes something like this, “Jesus loves me, this I know,
For the Bible tells me so,
Little ones to him belong,
They are weak, but He is strong.”
Check-out: http://www.theauthoritarians.com for a good study of these people.
RAmen
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@ #44 JD,
You came to our website; we didn’t come to yours. But now that you’re here, you can probably teach us the tune to the little ditty.
RAmen
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Shut Up. You Need to get A (wtf?) live.
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It’s really no wonder that the Bible makes sense to people like this.
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Why’re there never any muslims, or jews hate mail’ing? D:
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if hes all powerful and all forgiving im sure his ego can take a few jokes. if i go to hell beucase my leader is such a bigot he can not take a few jokes then he isnt tolerant enought to be fallowing anyway
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139 – January 8th, 2009 at – William Says:
Why’re there never any muslims, or jews hate mail’ing? D:
Well, the Muslims seem to prefer explosives, rioting, or rightious indignation on T.V. (yes, the first two were very steriotyped…) The Christians seem to prefer Hate mail, bible thumping, and the Jewish people sit back an laugh at all of them
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“this Bobby Dude needs to get a Live,A Bible and Seek Jesus as his savior!”
What’s a “Live”?
“Jesus Said that this was gonna Happen this world is going MAD and i know its the End of Time,,,,”
Woah, it’s happening already! Look, you’ve gone so mad, you’ve replaced your periods with commas!
“Sadly Lame Men like Bobby had To Care for his own Benefit and hes taking alot of people to hell with him.”
Alright, I’m flabbergasted by this line, I have no idea what he’s trying to say here. So, Bobby’s going to hell for caring? Huh?
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it’s called a “life” you idiot. Learn some god damn grammar while you’re at it.
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Wow, I agree with this “christian”, Bobby needs to get Xbox Live! It’s so awesome! $50 a year for unlimited- Oh wait, he meant life. Never mind, he’s just another douche Christian.
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A live what?
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Bahahaha.
I love people who love grammar, unlike this said “Christian” here that completely ripped apart the English language in a couple of sentences.
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Why does the word “benefit” have a capital letter?
Beautiful and tasty, with just a hint of garlic and oregano, Your tomato sauce drips over Your delicious al dente durum wheaty existance. Like a moth to the flame so shall be the critics to your delectable savor!
Come feast. Bon appetite!
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YOU BITCH! Mind your own business!
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Christianity teaches poor sentence structure and grammar capability now?
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why dont you read your bible first, then let me shove it down your throat
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“ya know i look at everything thats going on and i ”
You obviously never look closely enough to learn anything to do with the simple use of capital letters.
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A fine example of christian hypocrisy, they demand tolerance and even respect for their beliefs, but they insult those of everyone else.
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I was told about this site after having a conversation about a church in the USA wanting to picket a PLAY about a gay man that was killed for being gay, (yeah I knbow, sounds crazy eh?). After having a look around a while I wanted to comment on how I feel, not because I have any emotion towards other peoples comments other than a bit of sorrow for their narrow minds being unable to make indepemndant decissions, or that they can’t seem to get the idea behind this site. Well done Boby Henderson I think it’s top notch free thinking and damn great laugh also. Goes to show how many zombies are able to roam amongst free thinking people whilst shouting ” Believe or DIE ” !!! Sounds a bit extreeme but to me it’s the way it is with these people. I’m off out now to find a christian and ask them if they feel ok and do they want some professional help. LMFAO
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Sorry to break this to you, but theres no such thing as the end of time… Time has always been and will continue to always be. By the way, the most simple evidence of there being no God, or creation of the universe is simple science and Einstein. No matter can ever be created or destroyed. There could be no time where everything in the universe wasn’t already made. E=MC² Energy=Mass(The speed of light)²
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A live what?
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some would argue that ‘getting a bible and seeking jesus’ would mark the loss of a life…
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Calm down dude. You’re so concerned with the afterlife you’ve done harm to your life here on earth by filling it with intolerant religious dogma.
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I love it how these Christian people expect you to take their beliefs as fact, needing to be disproved when it should actually be the other way round. Go sit around waiting for the end of time, it’ll do everyone favour.
RAmen
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Your right he does need a live, and you need a dickshinary right?
(Not my real spelling to all of you people)
rAmen,
Trevor
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Do you own a bible? Can you read it?
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Wow. I am converted. The world obviously has gone mad when you need four commas in a row and words like lame and dude (sorry, Lame and Dude) need a capital letter.
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you need the rethink god.weres the proof?in retrospect,fsm is no more ridiculius than god,because god,if he exitsts,do u really want to follow him?starvation,war,violence,crime,accidents…yeah.he’s done a great job
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A live what? A duck? A weasel?
You need to get something, too, Christian.
A keyboard that doesn’t print random capitals.
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this is to funny. YOU need a life becasue you’re trying to get stangers over the internet to belive is jesus. God isant real, and he never will be.
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Stop it. right now. believe in allah power to the ARABS!!!
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He/She is correct, jeebus did predict the following of a flying spaghetti monster.. its somewhere in that book they read, check it. word.
RAmen.
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Why does he need a bible? It’s as if the mere fact that you tell him to get a bible he will robotically go and get one. Also I have nothing to lose by joining this religion as I was born catholic and I have been baptized which automatically gives me a shot at going to heaven if the great noodle doesn’t exist.
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Who is this x-tian to pass judgement on Me and my fellow Pastafarian brothers and sisters? Are you Jesus’s personal list checker? If jesus does exist, and thats a big IF, we will all be excited to finally meet you face to face in hell with the rest of your hippocritical religion and if he does exist, well atleast all the cool people will be in hell. PARTY!
RAmen!
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