this Bobby Dude needs to get a Live,A Bible and Seek Jesus as his savior! ya know i look at everything thats going on and i know that Jesus Said that this was gonna Happen this world is going MAD and i know its the End of Time,,,, Sadly Lame Men like Bobby had To Care for his own Benefit and hes taking alot of people to hell with him.
-christian
this Bobby Dude needs to get a Live
Published by Bobby Henderson November 19th, 2008 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 168 Comments
168 Responses to “this Bobby Dude needs to get a Live”
Just when I thought the hatemail literacy standards were improving!! Wherever he is from ,that’s where the toothbrush was invented. If it had been invented anywhere else it would be called a teethbrush.
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You are a funny guy, christian.
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“Sadly Lame Men like Bobby had To Care for his own Benefit”
What the hell does that mean?
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My….brain…hurts….
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This ChrIstiAn DudE neEds to StOp uPpErcAsinG WorDs and get a liFe (and perhaps alive)
If you think the end-of-time is a-coming you are a sad, lonely, mad, scary person.
The world has always been and will always be mad – no change there I’m afraid.
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Christian V2.1 is definitely not an upgrade on the other one and needs some serious debugging.
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I don’t know, I think this one is fake; I don’t think there is anyone who can be THAT stupid.
RAmen Mateys!
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Like you’ve got a life… I can imagine what you call life: Praying and telling people to go pray, and eating and drinking and sleeping and taking a bath, and posting on random blasphemous forums that they are going to hell cause they weren’t GOD compliant. Sorry, but that’s not a life in my definition.
Anyway, if it’s the end of time, why don’t you just lay down and wait for it? What’s the point of getting a life, when, say, tommorow, god will say “OK, that’s enough.”?
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Another fine 419 scammer that’s gone over to religion…
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‘…this world is going MAD and i know its the End of Time”
What, me worry?
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I’d rather be with him than you. Just sayin’…
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Dear christian:
We are not all men, there are women in the church also. It’s “get a life” not get a “live”. I love this “look at everything that is happening…the end is near” new Christian outlook. It’s entertaining considering it is written in Revelations that only 144,000 would be ascending to heaven in the end days. There are millions of Christians all claiming to be one of that 144,000. Do the math. I’ll wait for you to catch up…
Bobby is not lame. He can walk and move his arms. Therefore not lame. It’s extremely amusing to me how all the sudden Christians attack Bobby directly when there are thousands of other Pastafarians looking for some Hate Mail Action. You attack Bobby with bad English and diction, grammar and punctuation, and poor sentence structure expecting some kind of change to occur because your God is Great.
When you can write coherent paragraphs and do math, get back to me so I can show you the reality of your world. I doubt you can live without your god because you’re another one of the pitiful masses that need the “security blanket” of a loving god to make things better. It must be very hard for you to imagine a world without god because you need that thing to make your life worthwhile. There are so many other things you can do to make your life worthwhile…like counting.
Have a good day!
Meisha
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Yeah, we’re approaching the end of times, just like we have hundreds of times over the millenia. Meanwhile, grammar apparently is dying faster.
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Why is it that the mad Christains have difficulty in spelling?
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If the world is going mad then Christian is clearly ahead of the curve.
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An…XBox Live?
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Come on, use a Dictionary
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Don’t you have nothing better to do
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Yes! It is the end of time. Go hide under your bed, dont come out except to eat and use the thunder bucket. Oh…do not have children!
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The signature was unnecessary.
All the noun capitalization would suggest this person may be a native German speaker. Except that there’s verb capitalization. That’s just crazy.
>Jesus Said that this was gonna Happen
He mentioned the Church of the FSM website? Awesome! Figure he gets the RSS feed?
>this world is going MAD
Psychologists call this projection, don’t they?
Multiple commas… Hmmm. Does that represent a dramatic pause?
>Sadly Lame Men like Bobby had To Care for his own Benefit
This sounds like a typing test or an anagram or maybe a palindrome. Sadly, it isn’t that clever.
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You know this Christian person needs to get a ‘life’ not live. You also need to go back to elementary school and get some basic grammer lessons, along with proper spelling and punctuation training. I cannot take anyone seriously who writes like a 2-year old (not that I would take you seriously anyway). And just so you’ll know – the only ‘hell’ that any of us is going to have to endure is to continue listing to any of your mindless drivel, although I must say keep them coming, cause it always keeps the site interesting!
RAmen!
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Christian whatever happened to your spelling? Does becoming a worse troll influence your spelling skills?
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Christian, Christian, Christian… Let me ask a few things:
1) Who came to whose website? Who posted three times now? And now who needs a life?
2) Yes, yes. We got the idea that you believe in your Jewish Vampire (Don’t know why people keep calling him a zombie. He drinks blood, not brains!) Who Is His Own Father. However, did you know that in The Holy Gospel, Bobby writes that he knows we will be attacked by the ignorant, the assuming, and the intolerant? We are to show them the light, but if they refuse to See, if they choose to remain Blind, then that’s not our fault, is it?
3) …Get a Live? What? Like a X-Box Live account? I’m sure Bobby would love one. Care to donate so that you can help him get a Live?
As for the Bible, I’m sure he has read one at some time or another. Is physical possession actually a requirement? Because I know quite a few Christians who can quote from the Bible, but are very startled what it actually says in there…
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Everything you just said can apply to you and your religion. Congratulations on being two-faced.
(Insert obligatory learn to spell sneer here)
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This Christian dude needs to get an education. Not only would his spelling and grammar improve, he’d learn a few things about history and statistics so he’d know that no, in fact, the sky is not falling. RAmen, and may you be blessed with pasta, pirates, and rational thought.
-Sarah
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Fake?
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He needs to get “a Live?” Actually, I’m pretty sure he is alive. Otherwise how could he be posting things from beyond the grave?
He needs to get a bible? He has one of those, it is the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
He needs to seek Jesus as his savior? Why? The Flying Spaghetti
Monster will be his savior. And the Flying Spaghetti Monster offers stripper factories and beer volcanoes in the afterlife. Does yours?
The SHIFT key on your keyboard is going to wear out if you keep shamelessly abusing it like that, mate. And your physical abuse of the common comma is just plain disgraceful.
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Surely if the world is about to end it would be pretty pointless for anybody to get a life.
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How now Mr. Christian?
….what was that bit about removing the beam in your own eye before you criticize the mote in mine? Do you even bother to read the book you profess to follow? Hmm. Sadness…
Now, I think you are calling for Mr. Henderson (AKA Bobby Dude) to become alive and seek the Jesus? Unlike your precious zombie, the Noodly Prophet is still treading this mortal coil, so any attempt on Bobby Dude’s part to find the zombie is going to end in failure.
Since you seem incapable of finding the shift key, nor the spellcheck function, nor the proper use of the ellipsis, I highly doubt that you ‘know’ anything remotely related to the end of time. I think you might know a few basics about your religion, but it is abundantly clear that you have not spent any amount of time learning your religious history.
I’m starting to really appreciate the statement – Ignorance is Bliss – but I’m thinking it doesn’t go far enough. Your ignorance is not really making me blissful. It is not really having much of any effect upon me other than to make me wonder how we’ve managed to make it this far without annihilating ourselves. Here’s the bottom line. You believe? Fabulous. Go believe. Be the light on the hill that leads the world away from ’sin’ and towards ‘righteousness’. Pirates like an illuminated target. It makes the range finding much easier.
PC
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I dont think so, according to us, you are going to hell, that means we win
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Hey! I’ve seen you before! You’re that guy who walks around town wearing a board saying “THE END IZ COMIIING!!1!1!one!1!eleven!!!”
;)
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this christian dude needs to get a life, some pasta and seek further education! ya know i look at everything thats going on and i know that jesus was fulla shit cause he said alot of stuff that never came true and that the end times are never going to come cause he was a lying douchebag… Sadly naive fools like christian have to be so self-righteous and take people on a wild-goose chase with him
-the guy that just pwned you
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Did you know that Jesus loves grammar and punctuation? Totally true story, I swear!
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Do you have any idea at all about the use of capital letters?
Nevertheless, it is heartening to know that Jesus predicted us, he must have been touched by something noodly :)
RAmen
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They make live bibles now? I wonder if they are venomous.
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I have the feeling that this is someone posing as Christian. Four commas in a row? Christian had much better writing skills than this. Which begs the question, is this someone who is really upset and using Christian’s history with this site or someone who is making fun of Christian with this load of crap? Or perhaps it is Christian and he’s finally lost it completely. That would be pretty funny. To know that we pushed a bible thumper so far they completely snapped. I figure he’s locked in a little room, rocking back and forth and repeating “Jesus does love me. I know he does.” I could almost feel bad. Almost.
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christian, you need an education.
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And you need to learn how to spell life.
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Christian, your excellent spelling used to comfort me.
what happened?
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Wow. You are barely literate.
Perhaps you should learn grammar and spelling before you attempt to tell people what they should do.
Why is that the most hateful and ignorant people always seem to have a poor grasp of the English language.
You didn’t happen to go to school in Florida did you?
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Christian, please stop using drugs, and please use a dictionary. Jesus told me he wants you to spell properly and use correct grammar when you are insulting people in His name.
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Christian,
The more you post at this website, the worst your spelling and grammar become. You don’t make logical arguments, are as hypocritical as Judas himself, and probably couldn’t make a decent plate of pasta under pain of death.
Once again, the same tired litany of hell-speak and damnation. You know, I’m beginning to wonder; just WHO are you trying to save? Did your fellow Jesus Crispies say your missionary skills were sub-par, that you need to hone your teeth on something to test your mettle?
Is it that you don’t measure up in your own peer group, and you are so desperate to prove your worth to them, that you are willing to try converting THE VERY LAST PEOPLE ON EARTH WHO WOULD LISTEN TO YOU?
Maybe your life is the one that’s inadequate, not ours. I see the miracles of the FSM everyday; the pirates are making a comeback(YAARGGH!), the air is cooler, my mother is making some Fettuccine Alfredo and wants me to stop by. Every thing’s easy, peasy, lemon squeezy on my corner of the globe. How about yours?
RAmen!
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Religious people. Wow. I love this website. Nothing pleases me more than to see the religious ones swim in their own stupidity. RAmen. I have found true happiness in FSM.
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Mitch- I’m sure your pimply mug staring at this computer is saying the same thing. “The giant flying pasta lump loves me, I know he does, because he reached out to me with his slimy noodly arms and blessed me with the gift of his lvoing Ragu.”
God, you idiots need to get a life.
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Christian, you started off being really polite and everything, expressing your unfounded opinion and attempting to make us all believe it, which failed, so you got angry, and now you are irate. You brought this on yourself. If you don’t like the way we roll, get off the block.
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yay For improper Use Of capitalization :]
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do you realise that pastafarianisim is one of the only religons that have not caused wars and various other negative bullshit like that.
christians have caused all kinds of crazy crap. All through the middle ages, countless people were killed by pissed off christians that were annoyed at the fact that they were not the same religon as them.
in conclusion, they were all pricks.
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Are you the same xian as that other xian or are you a different xian? I find it hard to tell you apart.
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Is this stuff for real or just a jok? I have never heard this in my life and your comments are funny as hell! (no pun intended). :p
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I don’t think this is the same ‘Christian’ that’s been posting a lot recently. He only makes one reference to Jesus and can’t even compose one half-way decent sentence.
Either that or he’s been drinking too much of the ‘blood of Christ’ lately.
I think I’ll stick to beer.
RAmen!
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