this Bobby Dude needs to get a Live

this Bobby Dude needs to get a Live,A Bible and Seek Jesus as his savior! ya know i look at everything thats going on and i know that Jesus Said that this was gonna Happen this world is going MAD and i know its the End of Time,,,, Sadly Lame Men like Bobby had To Care for his own Benefit and hes taking alot of people to hell with him.
-christian

168 Responses to “this Bobby Dude needs to get a Live”

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  1. 151 - Grant - Feb 14th, 2009

    “ya know i look at everything thats going on and i ”

    You obviously never look closely enough to learn anything to do with the simple use of capital letters.

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  2. 152 - Jabdow - Feb 15th, 2009

    A fine example of christian hypocrisy, they demand tolerance and even respect for their beliefs, but they insult those of everyone else.

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  3. 153 - Womble - Feb 22nd, 2009

    I was told about this site after having a conversation about a church in the USA wanting to picket a PLAY about a gay man that was killed for being gay, (yeah I knbow, sounds crazy eh?). After having a look around a while I wanted to comment on how I feel, not because I have any emotion towards other peoples comments other than a bit of sorrow for their narrow minds being unable to make indepemndant decissions, or that they can’t seem to get the idea behind this site. Well done Boby Henderson I think it’s top notch free thinking and damn great laugh also. Goes to show how many zombies are able to roam amongst free thinking people whilst shouting ” Believe or DIE ” !!! Sounds a bit extreeme but to me it’s the way it is with these people. I’m off out now to find a christian and ask them if they feel ok and do they want some professional help. LMFAO

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  4. 154 - Hunter Schneider - Mar 8th, 2009

    Sorry to break this to you, but theres no such thing as the end of time… Time has always been and will continue to always be. By the way, the most simple evidence of there being no God, or creation of the universe is simple science and Einstein. No matter can ever be created or destroyed. There could be no time where everything in the universe wasn’t already made. E=MC² Energy=Mass(The speed of light)²

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  5. 155 - Zack - Mar 10th, 2009

    A live what?

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  6. 156 - Benji - Mar 12th, 2009

    some would argue that ‘getting a bible and seeking jesus’ would mark the loss of a life…

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  7. 157 - Calder Wishne - Mar 14th, 2009

    Calm down dude. You’re so concerned with the afterlife you’ve done harm to your life here on earth by filling it with intolerant religious dogma.

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  8. 158 - FSM > Jesus - Mar 16th, 2009

    I love it how these Christian people expect you to take their beliefs as fact, needing to be disproved when it should actually be the other way round. Go sit around waiting for the end of time, it’ll do everyone favour.

    RAmen

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  9. 159 - Trevor - Mar 18th, 2009

    Your right he does need a live, and you need a dickshinary right?

    (Not my real spelling to all of you people)

    rAmen,

    Trevor

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  10. 160 - Hallye - Apr 4th, 2009

    Do you own a bible? Can you read it?

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  11. 161 - Anna - Apr 10th, 2009

    Wow. I am converted. The world obviously has gone mad when you need four commas in a row and words like lame and dude (sorry, Lame and Dude) need a capital letter.

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  12. 162 - The all-knowing one - Apr 13th, 2009

    you need the rethink god.weres the proof?in retrospect,fsm is no more ridiculius than god,because god,if he exitsts,do u really want to follow him?starvation,war,violence,crime,accidents…yeah.he’s done a great job

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  13. 163 - theFewtheProudtheMarinara - Apr 14th, 2009

    A live what? A duck? A weasel?
    You need to get something, too, Christian.
    A keyboard that doesn’t print random capitals.

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  14. 164 - thats nice - Apr 14th, 2009

    this is to funny. YOU need a life becasue you’re trying to get stangers over the internet to belive is jesus. God isant real, and he never will be.

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  15. 165 - Allah - Apr 24th, 2009

    Stop it. right now. believe in allah power to the ARABS!!!

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  16. 166 - JerseyStrong - Jun 23rd, 2009

    He/She is correct, jeebus did predict the following of a flying spaghetti monster.. its somewhere in that book they read, check it. word.

    RAmen.

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  17. 167 - Chris - Sep 1st, 2009

    Why does he need a bible? It’s as if the mere fact that you tell him to get a bible he will robotically go and get one. Also I have nothing to lose by joining this religion as I was born catholic and I have been baptized which automatically gives me a shot at going to heaven if the great noodle doesn’t exist.

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  18. 168 - Trey - Oct 30th, 2009

    Who is this x-tian to pass judgement on Me and my fellow Pastafarian brothers and sisters? Are you Jesus’s personal list checker? If jesus does exist, and thats a big IF, we will all be excited to finally meet you face to face in hell with the rest of your hippocritical religion and if he does exist, well atleast all the cool people will be in hell. PARTY!

    RAmen!

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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American




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