Comments on: I would love to beat the living tar out of each and every one of you http://www.venganza.org/2008/11/18/i-would-love-to-beat-the-living-tar-out-of-each-and-every-one-of-you/ Sat, 20 Mar 2010 06:34:22 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: CrudOMatic http://www.venganza.org/2008/11/18/i-would-love-to-beat-the-living-tar-out-of-each-and-every-one-of-you/#comment-917441 CrudOMatic Wed, 27 Jan 2010 05:19:07 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/11/18/i-would-love-to-beat-the-living-tar-out-of-each-and-every-one-of-you/#comment-917441 """I would love little more than to beat the ever living tar out of each and every one of you. However, Jesus says i shouldn’t, because it is wrong.""" Bring it bitch. Don't let Jesus stop you. """Jesus says for us to control our sinful impulses and be nice people.""" He also tells you to be a racist douche and flighty in the head too. """I want to be a nice person, and whenever im not as nice as i could be i say to myself,the greatest glory is not in never failing but in rising each time you fall.""" Kinda like the secular "Get back on the Horse"? """That, i believe, is the fundamental difference between atheist and Christians.""" No, the fundamental difference between Christians and Atheists is that a Christian is only good because of the fear of hell. Atheists are good because it's the right thing to do. Now WHO is more moral? """Atheists say evil is just our primal nature. Christians say evil is both wrong and controllable.""" Wrong! Evil is inside everyone, but it IS MOSTLY controllable (i.e. Try to control insanity - go ahead). Also, it depends on what YOU call evil - Christians call all kinds of neutral things evil. Seem like you guys just are a pissy bunch looking for a fight. Like for instance, the fact that you chopped the Atheist description of evil down because you're a biased douchebag. """May the LORD Jesus rule over God’s people forever""" Glad I'm not one. """Amen.""" No, RAmen. “”"I would love little more than to beat the ever living tar out of each and every one of you. However, Jesus says i shouldn’t, because it is wrong.”"”

Bring it bitch. Don’t let Jesus stop you.

“”"Jesus says for us to control our sinful impulses and be nice people.”"”

He also tells you to be a racist douche and flighty in the head too.

“”"I want to be a nice person, and whenever im not as nice as i could be i say to myself,the greatest glory is not in never failing but in rising each time you fall.”"”

Kinda like the secular “Get back on the Horse”?

“”"That, i believe, is the fundamental difference between atheist and Christians.”"”

No, the fundamental difference between Christians and Atheists is that a Christian is only good because of the fear of hell. Atheists are good because it’s the right thing to do. Now WHO is more moral?

“”"Atheists say evil is just our primal nature. Christians say evil is both wrong and controllable.”"”

Wrong! Evil is inside everyone, but it IS MOSTLY controllable (i.e. Try to control insanity – go ahead). Also, it depends on what YOU call evil – Christians call all kinds of neutral things evil. Seem like you guys just are a pissy bunch looking for a fight. Like for instance, the fact that you chopped the Atheist description of evil down because you’re a biased douchebag.

“”"May the LORD Jesus rule over God’s people forever”"”

Glad I’m not one.

“”"Amen.”"”

No, RAmen.

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]]> By: Slmasiak http://www.venganza.org/2008/11/18/i-would-love-to-beat-the-living-tar-out-of-each-and-every-one-of-you/#comment-865720 Slmasiak Thu, 13 Aug 2009 10:40:59 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/11/18/i-would-love-to-beat-the-living-tar-out-of-each-and-every-one-of-you/#comment-865720 If you were truly worried about what Jesus thought you would be so busy doing good deeds that you wouldn't even see this site. With true faith you would have accepted that what you know is the truth and just moved on without the hateful and unforgivable comments. I think if Jesus were here today he would probably just ingnore you until you got over your self. When people make Jesus all about themselves, they totally miss the point. Jesus is about giving up yourself. I am an admitted atheist. But this Spaghetti dude kinda gets me excited!! If you were truly worried about what Jesus thought you would be so busy doing good deeds that you wouldn’t even see this site. With true faith you would have accepted that what you know is the truth and just moved on without the hateful and unforgivable comments.

I think if Jesus were here today he would probably just ingnore you until you got over your self.

When people make Jesus all about themselves, they totally miss the point. Jesus is about giving up yourself.

I am an admitted atheist. But this Spaghetti dude kinda gets me excited!!

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]]> By: Apprentice Frederic http://www.venganza.org/2008/11/18/i-would-love-to-beat-the-living-tar-out-of-each-and-every-one-of-you/#comment-865341 Apprentice Frederic Wed, 12 Aug 2009 14:40:56 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/11/18/i-would-love-to-beat-the-living-tar-out-of-each-and-every-one-of-you/#comment-865341 S-dorf thinks that the fundamental difference between atheists and Christians is that atheists say evil is just our primal nature and christians say evil is both wrong and controllable. S-dorf (not a christian) thinks that the greatest glory is to fall (oopsie, 'scuse me!), i.e., beat the living tar out of anybody who expresses dissatisfaction with fanaticism, and then climb back up next to the thrones of Big Daddy and Bro. Neither BD nor Bro like tar splashed on their golden rainments, it's a nasty reminder of where and how the Inquisition boiled heretics. S-dorf thinks that the fundamental difference between atheists and Christians is that atheists say evil is just our primal nature and christians say evil is both wrong and controllable. S-dorf (not a christian) thinks that the greatest glory is to fall (oopsie, ’scuse me!), i.e., beat the living tar out of anybody who expresses dissatisfaction with fanaticism, and then climb back up next to the thrones of Big Daddy and Bro. Neither BD nor Bro like tar splashed on their golden rainments, it’s a nasty reminder of where and how the Inquisition boiled heretics.

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]]> By: Sandgroper Mat http://www.venganza.org/2008/11/18/i-would-love-to-beat-the-living-tar-out-of-each-and-every-one-of-you/#comment-865035 Sandgroper Mat Wed, 12 Aug 2009 00:11:05 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/11/18/i-would-love-to-beat-the-living-tar-out-of-each-and-every-one-of-you/#comment-865035 Without evil we would not know good. Without dark there is no light. Without people been blinded by their own faith we would not know athyism. Tar does not live. Therefore it would be literally impossible to beat Living Tar out of anyone. Jesus also said eat my body and drink my blood. True enough, the greatest glory is rising when you fall. Although making the other bloke fall does have its own glory. It is our primal nature to be evil. Human history is staned with blood- mostly the blood of the innocent, caused by the mistakes of the ignorant. You would think after 10000 or so years we would have learned something. Enlighten this poor pesant- what kind of god allows 10000 years of bloodshed? Faith has blinded alot of "christians" so much they cannot see humankind lacks this purity they think they have. If god created us, why didn't he give us the capacity to tolerate others? Without evil we would not know good.
Without dark there is no light.
Without people been blinded by their own faith we would not know athyism.
Tar does not live. Therefore it would be literally impossible to beat Living Tar out of anyone.
Jesus also said eat my body and drink my blood.
True enough, the greatest glory is rising when you fall. Although making the other bloke fall does have its own glory.
It is our primal nature to be evil. Human history is staned with blood- mostly the blood of the innocent, caused by the mistakes of the ignorant. You would think after 10000 or so years we would have learned something. Enlighten this poor pesant- what kind of god allows 10000 years of bloodshed?
Faith has blinded alot of “christians” so much they cannot see humankind lacks this purity they think they have. If god created us, why didn’t he give us the capacity to tolerate others?

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]]> By: st. pastabeard http://www.venganza.org/2008/11/18/i-would-love-to-beat-the-living-tar-out-of-each-and-every-one-of-you/#comment-864873 st. pastabeard Tue, 11 Aug 2009 17:29:53 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/11/18/i-would-love-to-beat-the-living-tar-out-of-each-and-every-one-of-you/#comment-864873 Hey, Squiggledorf: Your god hates what he defines as evil, such as shellfish. Our Flying Spaghetti god hates assholes, such as yourself. Hey, Squiggledorf:
Your god hates what he defines as evil, such as shellfish.
Our Flying Spaghetti god hates assholes, such as yourself.

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]]> By: sooshi http://www.venganza.org/2008/11/18/i-would-love-to-beat-the-living-tar-out-of-each-and-every-one-of-you/#comment-864713 sooshi Tue, 11 Aug 2009 10:01:12 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/11/18/i-would-love-to-beat-the-living-tar-out-of-each-and-every-one-of-you/#comment-864713 "Atheists say evil is just our primal nature. " Since when has this Squiggledorf been the spokesperson of atheists?? Has he/she spoken to any? I think to be an atheist one would not believe in the concept of "evil" as such - It's a bit far to suggest that atheists have a *shrug* "Evil is just the way we are, lets go kill stuff then" attitude. "Christians say evil is both wrong and controllable." Squiggledorf might also be interested to hear that Christians don't have the monopoly on not being uncontrolled evil-doers... “Atheists say evil is just our primal nature. ”
Since when has this Squiggledorf been the spokesperson of atheists?? Has he/she spoken to any? I think to be an atheist one would not believe in the concept of “evil” as such – It’s a bit far to suggest that atheists have a *shrug* “Evil is just the way we are, lets go kill stuff then” attitude.

“Christians say evil is both wrong and controllable.”
Squiggledorf might also be interested to hear that Christians don’t have the monopoly on not being uncontrolled evil-doers…

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]]> By: Ode to a Grasshopper http://www.venganza.org/2008/11/18/i-would-love-to-beat-the-living-tar-out-of-each-and-every-one-of-you/#comment-846689 Ode to a Grasshopper Wed, 08 Jul 2009 06:38:44 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/11/18/i-would-love-to-beat-the-living-tar-out-of-each-and-every-one-of-you/#comment-846689 All atheists are Hobbesians? All atheists are Hobbesians?

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]]> By: JerseyStrong http://www.venganza.org/2008/11/18/i-would-love-to-beat-the-living-tar-out-of-each-and-every-one-of-you/#comment-833811 JerseyStrong Tue, 23 Jun 2009 14:23:40 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/11/18/i-would-love-to-beat-the-living-tar-out-of-each-and-every-one-of-you/#comment-833811 hahaha shittt, I knew I should'nt have eaten all that tar. My money says that squiggledorfs' post was written with World Of Warcraft minimized, sitting in his bachelor pad (aka mammas basement). Be easy squiggledorf. Word. RAmen hahaha shittt, I knew I should’nt have eaten all that tar. My money says that squiggledorfs’ post was written with World Of Warcraft minimized, sitting in his bachelor pad (aka mammas basement). Be easy squiggledorf. Word.

RAmen

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]]> By: Drake http://www.venganza.org/2008/11/18/i-would-love-to-beat-the-living-tar-out-of-each-and-every-one-of-you/#comment-826316 Drake Thu, 11 Jun 2009 11:25:23 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/11/18/i-would-love-to-beat-the-living-tar-out-of-each-and-every-one-of-you/#comment-826316 So what you are basically saying is that a mass murderer who mends his ways after the fact is more glorious than someone like, say, Ghandi or Mandela? The greatest glory surely must be to never let yourself fall, no matter the temptation or provocation. eat more pasta, it helps to find commune with His Holy Noodliness rAmen So what you are basically saying is that a mass murderer who mends his ways after the fact is more glorious than someone like, say, Ghandi or Mandela?
The greatest glory surely must be to never let yourself fall, no matter the temptation or provocation.

eat more pasta, it helps to find commune with His Holy Noodliness

rAmen

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]]> By: me http://www.venganza.org/2008/11/18/i-would-love-to-beat-the-living-tar-out-of-each-and-every-one-of-you/#comment-826155 me Thu, 11 Jun 2009 03:00:01 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/11/18/i-would-love-to-beat-the-living-tar-out-of-each-and-every-one-of-you/#comment-826155 Not very nice, are you? By the way, many people who go on this site are religious. Not very nice, are you? By the way, many people who go on this site are religious.

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]]> By: Gunga http://www.venganza.org/2008/11/18/i-would-love-to-beat-the-living-tar-out-of-each-and-every-one-of-you/#comment-802064 Gunga Mon, 04 May 2009 04:13:19 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/11/18/i-would-love-to-beat-the-living-tar-out-of-each-and-every-one-of-you/#comment-802064 Question! Doesn't scripture say that if you sin in your heart, it is just the same as sinning with your hands? Question! Doesn’t scripture say that if you sin in your heart, it is just the same as sinning with your hands?

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]]> By: Frank Miles http://www.venganza.org/2008/11/18/i-would-love-to-beat-the-living-tar-out-of-each-and-every-one-of-you/#comment-795334 Frank Miles Mon, 27 Apr 2009 17:47:19 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/11/18/i-would-love-to-beat-the-living-tar-out-of-each-and-every-one-of-you/#comment-795334 I'm curious as to how much beating would be required to reduce the hydrocarbons in my body to a state reasonably equivalent to tar, and to expel them from the remaining mass of me. (I'm going to leave aside the amount and kind of energy necessary to imbue those tars with the quality of life.) In conclusion, I'm declaring my belief that this guy just doesn't have that kind of stamina. It's a bluff. I’m curious as to how much beating would be required to reduce the hydrocarbons in my body to a state reasonably equivalent to tar, and to expel them from the remaining mass of me. (I’m going to leave aside the amount and kind of energy necessary to imbue those tars with the quality of life.)

In conclusion, I’m declaring my belief that this guy just doesn’t have that kind of stamina. It’s a bluff.

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]]> By: Ben http://www.venganza.org/2008/11/18/i-would-love-to-beat-the-living-tar-out-of-each-and-every-one-of-you/#comment-795144 Ben Mon, 27 Apr 2009 11:20:20 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/11/18/i-would-love-to-beat-the-living-tar-out-of-each-and-every-one-of-you/#comment-795144 I think the leading factor in you not being able to "beat the living tar out of all of you" might stem more from practical restraints than theological ones. Have you any idea of the amount of time and resourses needed to track down and travel the globe to beat every Pastafarian up? Rather than give yourself an ulcer getting all stressed about what Jesus would do, grab a bowl of pasta and a bottle of beer and watch some strippers while dressed as a pirate - have fun! I think the leading factor in you not being able to “beat the living tar out of all of you” might stem more from practical restraints than theological ones. Have you any idea of the amount of time and resourses needed to track down and travel the globe to beat every Pastafarian up?

Rather than give yourself an ulcer getting all stressed about what Jesus would do, grab a bowl of pasta and a bottle of beer and watch some strippers while dressed as a pirate – have fun!

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]]> By: Kiera Mcgiboney http://www.venganza.org/2008/11/18/i-would-love-to-beat-the-living-tar-out-of-each-and-every-one-of-you/#comment-795104 Kiera Mcgiboney Mon, 27 Apr 2009 10:24:20 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/11/18/i-would-love-to-beat-the-living-tar-out-of-each-and-every-one-of-you/#comment-795104 Hi there I like your post Hi there I like your post

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]]> By: Ham no Nox http://www.venganza.org/2008/11/18/i-would-love-to-beat-the-living-tar-out-of-each-and-every-one-of-you/#comment-792515 Ham no Nox Fri, 24 Apr 2009 14:57:53 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/11/18/i-would-love-to-beat-the-living-tar-out-of-each-and-every-one-of-you/#comment-792515 294 - January 5th, 2009 at - Sqid Says: You know what I think the difference between athetists and you? You’re an idiot. I don't entirely approve of this message, but I have to give the dude his props XD 294 – January 5th, 2009 at – Sqid Says:
You know what I think the difference between athetists and you?
You’re an idiot.

I don’t entirely approve of this message, but I have to give the dude his props XD

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]]> By: Queen Sheba http://www.venganza.org/2008/11/18/i-would-love-to-beat-the-living-tar-out-of-each-and-every-one-of-you/#comment-781374 Queen Sheba Fri, 10 Apr 2009 17:05:48 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/11/18/i-would-love-to-beat-the-living-tar-out-of-each-and-every-one-of-you/#comment-781374 If Jesus told you to jump off a bridge, would you? If not, you lose. You are less devoted than a lot of those crackpots in the scripture of Sky Daddies. If Jesus told you to jump off a bridge, would you?

If not, you lose. You are less devoted than a lot of those crackpots in the scripture of Sky Daddies.

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]]> By: Lady Vivamus http://www.venganza.org/2008/11/18/i-would-love-to-beat-the-living-tar-out-of-each-and-every-one-of-you/#comment-778958 Lady Vivamus Tue, 07 Apr 2009 22:25:09 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/11/18/i-would-love-to-beat-the-living-tar-out-of-each-and-every-one-of-you/#comment-778958 Thanks for playing, Melissa. You fail. Now shut up and be a good little girl. The adults are talking. Thanks for playing, Melissa. You fail. Now shut up and be a good little girl. The adults are talking.

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]]> By: BlackBard http://www.venganza.org/2008/11/18/i-would-love-to-beat-the-living-tar-out-of-each-and-every-one-of-you/#comment-778913 BlackBard Tue, 07 Apr 2009 21:03:58 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/11/18/i-would-love-to-beat-the-living-tar-out-of-each-and-every-one-of-you/#comment-778913 @ Melissa #337 says: "This is such a blasphemous religion! Who believes rally that a stupid thing made out of spaghetti is what was the creator of the world! Pfffttt this makes me sick it really does! Sham on all of you and may God and Jesus forgive you all! But believe what you want to i guess!" As a Pastafarian, I do not blaspheme. I would never say anything sacrilegious about the Flying Spaghetti Monster! That would simply be wrong. You are mistaken about the FSM being stupid. He is very intelligent, although known to make occasional errors while having too often partaken of the beer volcano. And speaking of a sham, just what do you think about people who believe that an old man in the sky created everything? Thank you for allowing us to believe what we want to. Now, if you can just get the rest of the christians to see it your way, we will all be much better off. RAmen @ Melissa #337 says:

“This is such a blasphemous religion! Who believes rally that a stupid thing made out of spaghetti is what was the creator of the world! Pfffttt this makes me sick it really does! Sham on all of you and may God and Jesus forgive you all! But believe what you want to i guess!”

As a Pastafarian, I do not blaspheme. I would never say anything sacrilegious about the Flying Spaghetti Monster! That would simply be wrong. You are mistaken about the FSM being stupid. He is very intelligent, although known to make occasional errors while having too often partaken of the beer volcano. And speaking of a sham, just what do you think about people who believe that an old man in the sky created everything?

Thank you for allowing us to believe what we want to. Now, if you can just get the rest of the christians to see it your way, we will all be much better off.

RAmen

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]]> By: ET, the Extra Terrestrial http://www.venganza.org/2008/11/18/i-would-love-to-beat-the-living-tar-out-of-each-and-every-one-of-you/#comment-778679 ET, the Extra Terrestrial Tue, 07 Apr 2009 14:18:27 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/11/18/i-would-love-to-beat-the-living-tar-out-of-each-and-every-one-of-you/#comment-778679 Uhhmmm, Melissa -- you might want to see about renting a brain. I suppose Hinduism, Judaism, Japanes ancestor worship, Native American religions, etc., etc. are all blasphemous, too. Gotta love these xians. Never a dull moment, and never a thought in their heads. RAmen ET Uhhmmm, Melissa — you might want to see about renting a brain. I suppose Hinduism, Judaism, Japanes ancestor worship, Native American religions, etc., etc. are all blasphemous, too. Gotta love these xians. Never a dull moment, and never a thought in their heads.

RAmen
ET

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]]> By: Melissa http://www.venganza.org/2008/11/18/i-would-love-to-beat-the-living-tar-out-of-each-and-every-one-of-you/#comment-778341 Melissa Tue, 07 Apr 2009 05:25:15 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/11/18/i-would-love-to-beat-the-living-tar-out-of-each-and-every-one-of-you/#comment-778341 This is such a blasphemous religion! Who believes rally that a stupid thing made out of spaghetti is what was the creator of the world! Pfffttt this makes me sick it really does! Sham on all of you and may God and Jesus forgive you all! But believe what you want to i guess! This is such a blasphemous religion! Who believes rally that a stupid thing made out of spaghetti is what was the creator of the world! Pfffttt this makes me sick it really does! Sham on all of you and may God and Jesus forgive you all! But believe what you want to i guess!

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