What: Pastafarian Meetup- The Tucson Unified Church of the FSM is hosting a big event - all are welcome and encouraged to come.
Where: Tucson, Arizona - 4th Ave & 6th Street, Outside Carusoes Italian Restaurant.
When: Saturday, November 22nd, 8pm.
Pirate regalia not required but encouraged. Show up if you can, and please take lots of pictures.
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Zounds! Wish I lived in Tucson!
…Oh for the love of the Noodle…spellcheck people…spellcheck!
We’re trying to assert that we are in fact a more literate and well-educated bunch than the average fundy - but this level of spell-foolery drops us dangerously close to some of the hate-mailers. At least it wasn’t in all caps.
Best of luck in your evening!
PC
Pastafarianism is the first religion fully developed in American soil. Very soon, we will be very proud of A Nation Under FSM.
Capital on Confront and Spread
PROOFREAD!!!!!!!!!
moNster.
satURDAy
Just when in the week is “Saturady”? Is that before or after Fridya?
:o I’m studying in Arizona (Mesa) for 7 months…I wish I could come, but I don’t have a car. :-(
You guys do well.
Holy Ravioli, I wish I could go to this!
Dang it, I want to go. But, sadly, it’s a few hundred miles to far for me to get to easily.
I am disappointed by the fact that this event is not on the holiest of days, Fridays, but I guess people are usually more free on Saturdays since most employers don’t recognize our religion (which should be illegal according to the Constitution).
Awesome I’m in Tuscon this weekend!!!
Belgian girl–
The Tucson Greyhound station is less than a half a mile from our pastalytizing spot. :) We have extra tents and yard space, maybe even a couch. Can’t be too expensive for a round trip from Mesa.
Loohcsnuf–
We’ve been doing regular outreaches on Saturday nights. Friday is good, but we’ve found that people are more receptive to His Noodliness on Saturdays– there are usually just more people on the street. Friday is our day of rum and rest.
The response to these outreaches, even when it’s just two of us, has been amazing. When they hear the truth of the stripper factories and the beer volcanoes, a dormant longing in their hearts is awakened. We are working on making Fridays work free for the whole of Tucson. We’ve made many friends, and even run into roving bands of pirates seeking rum… which they later pirated from us despite our willingness to share.
If you haven’t done it, take some fliers and an eyepatch and hit your local bar district weekend nights.
We’d love advice on techniques for spreading the good word. Opening lines, easily constructed props and visual aides, ect. Join us at myspace. http://www.myspace.com/tucsonpastafarians.
-BC
I’m so excited! An FSM event I can actually attend! I truly feel touched by his noodly appendage today.
RAmen.
idiots. The Chrsitian cult could send you pasta mound to hell.
For once, I wish I lived in Arizona… May the marinara be with them!
Plama– Look forward to seeing you there.
Wow– The Christian Cult is no match for our superior wit and likeability.. likability.. Lickability. Something like that. My bullhorn is bigger than theirs, and our Monster has bigger balls than their God!
Darwinfish–
Arizona is a wonderful place. Don’t believe the electoral vote. We have many sharp thorns, rattlesnakes, and killer bees. The stupid will perish from dehydration and languish with stale beer and infected strippers.
“The Monster loves me, this I know..
..For dear Bobby tells me so.”
Ramen
Black Cloud
http://www.myspace.com/tucsonpastafarians
The flier says “Moster,” not “Monster.” His noodley holiness will be displeased.
Wow - I didn’t know that the Devil loved pasta! Rejoice everyone, for the Devil is a Pastafarian!
P.S. Think about what you’re saying: Christian cult + sending people to hell = Existential Contradiction!
P.P.S. I think you forgot the r in your. Geez, I wish Christians had an IQ over 50 and didn’t leave it up to us to unscramble the senseless gibberish they write.
I wish I wasn’t in Australia, I would definitely show up.
The Monster has obviously altered the spelling on our flier through by the noodling of his appendage.
I would love to go!!
I hope it goes well!
Ramen!
The event went very well. Thanks to Bobby for posting the event, we met a number of new Pirates and Wenches. I spoke with Jonah about the multiple spelling errors on the flier. It turns out it was not a result of his noodly appendage, but the work of his sacred Grog which Jonah had imbibed in quantity before producing the flier.
We took many pictures from the event and will send them as soon as they are processed. Thanks for your support, and we hope to continue these pastalyzation parties as often as possible.
-Michael
Very awesome, just wish I had known about the event earlier. A lot of people need a good 2 weeks notice to even get their time off request at work looked at, let alone approved. I hope to hear about more events like this in the future (hopefully a little farther in advance though).
Hey, try for one in Perth, Western Australia please. I would love to go.
Thats what I thought and you really helped me prove my point with this post. I cant wait to show my friend so he can see he was wrong. - Walter