I’ve tried giving evidence for God.
I’ve tried telling you the benefits of God.
I’ve tried telling you the horrors of Hell.
I’ve tried kindness.
I’ve tried condemning you.
I’ve tried offering you salvation.
My patience is expired with you all.
I have only one question for you all.
Why do hate God so much,what did He do to you to make you doubt His existence. Everything I know, everything I love, is in a Book you hate with all your hearts. My God is great, He is kind, and He is forgiving. Yet still, you curse Him with every word. Everything He hates, you love. Sex,war,blasphemy,hate,mockery, even death you love! All you do to me is mock me. You never give evidence, you only call yourselves enlightened for your lack of faith. God warns that heathens offer freedom,pleasure,and knowledge, but they are lying. I have offered you eternal life, and you have cursed me. I do not curse you, nor your choices,nor any horrid sin you do. I cry for you. I will weep in the presence of God because of you, and because i could not save of you a single soul. So, my sinful,fallen companions i leave you today with just one question. Why?
May Christ Jesus, The One True God, have mercy on you my friends.
-Christian
I’ve tried
Published by Bobby Henderson November 11th, 2008 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 363 Comments
363 Responses to “I’ve tried”
I don’t hate god. That implies I believe. I just hate people who threaten me with eternal torture.
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OK, C-ya….just don’t let the door hit you on the way out.
:-)
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Technically, you asked several questions of us, each of which were stupid.
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I do not curse your god, I simply ask for proof. And if asking that one question is enough for eternal damnation in the flaming pits of hell, then your god is an asshole.
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“I’ve tried giving evidence for God.”
– What evidence? Do you know what “evidence” means, or are you confusing it with “testimony”? Hint: people can say anything, or write anything, but saying or writing something does not make it true. That is what testimony is, but real evidence would exist and stand independently of human wishes and concerns. Your religion has plenty of testimony behind it, but no evidence.
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Lack of faith? Do you know what this is? The CHURCH of the FSM. Do your homework..
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Why oh why oh why are you so persistent? Really, how many times were you dropped on your head as a child? I’ve tried to be nice, to give as much evidence as i’m willing to spend time typing, and still loons like yourself come onto this site with your holier-than-thou bullshit. Really now, just get over yourself. Maybe you havn’t thought of this, but maybe not everybody is willing to bow down and give their love, freedom and life to a mass-murdering, egotistical, racist, sexist, slavery-promiting bastard and/or his son who has been the sole cause of many millions of deaths. I also don’t suppose you’ve thought of the fact that the idea of living for eternity with that bastard, his son and his followers sounds much, much worse than what you call Hell. It actually makes what you call Hell sound rather much like a holiday destination.
Speaking of which, what do you mean by “May Christ Jesus, The One True God…” I was under the impression that his daddy was the “One True God.” I was also under the impression that, if you hint at “God” not existing, then it’d be rather difficult for his son to exist, but, oh well! You’re the kid who grew up with an oddly flat-shaped head and a copy of the Bible for beddy time stories! I guess you just must be right, eh?
No. Just, no!
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I have one question for you…what do you gain by making us love what you love? If everything you love is in a book we “hate with all our hearts” you must have a lonely life. If you are hoping to find a friend or a real person to love, this is most likely not the right place…I suggest you try a place where you can be with like-minded people.
We don’t hate your god…we just don’t believe in your god.
And how can you NOT love sex, pleasure and mockery?
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This is fantastic! Well written, well thought out – bravo! This is a hatemail which has a legitimate point of view, and which could intelligently be debated. I think we have reached a new level.
Christain – we don’t hate you or your god. I don’t know why you accuse us of loving “sex,war,blasphemy,hate,mockery, even death”. I don’t think our organization has an official policy on any of these things. Though I suppose there’s an argument for strippers and beer volcanoes fitting into one of those categories. Yes, in your view we are guilty of blasphemy (and maybe a little mockery) – but that is because we don’t believe in your christian god, just like 70% of the worlds population doesn’t.
We believe you are deluded to believe in god. You think we are ignorant for not believing. As long as that is as far as it goes, everyone is happy and the world is good. However, when you try to push your views on us (or, to be fair, us on you) then there is an issue.
Don’t try to convert us – it is not welcome. Don’t push your morality on us – we won’t have it. Don’t try to legislate your religion (I’m thinking of the horrible anti-gay Proposition 8 that I am embarrassed was passed in my home state of California).
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I don’t hate god! How can I hate something that doesn’t exist?
What I hate is christians who are completely intolerant of anyone elses opinion, and who feel that they have the right to tell everyone else how to live! You don’t know me, you nothing about me or my life, and yet here you are arrogantly going on about the things you have offered me as if you have some right to interfere. You Don’t!
Go away!
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God will be so disappointed in you for giving up so quickly. You really didn’t try very hard.
Wait a minute – God hates sex?! What was all that “Go forth and multiply” stuff about then?? Also, how many wars have been fought in the name of God? Man has a bad habit of using gods to support their blood lust and greed – “Everything goes because I do it for god so my sins don’t count, HaHa.”
You just go right ahead, Chris and put those bible-blinkers back on and leave us to the sex and debauchery we obviously love so much.
You ask why, I say Because.
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–I’ve tried giving evidence for God.
Fail.
–I’ve tried telling you the benefits of God.
Fail.
–I’ve tried telling you the horrors of Hell.
That one was a nice try, but nothing in the Bible is worse than an average Saw film.
–I’ve tried kindness.
Once again, fail.
–I’ve tried condemning you.
You folks actually do this one quite well. It doesn’t do anything except for make us think you’re all spiteful morons, but you folks do it so well.
–I’ve tried offering you salvation.
That’s not yours to offer.
–My patience is expired with you all.
Awww… poor you.
–I have only one question for you all. Why do hate God so much,what did He do to you to make you doubt His existence.
Why do you hate unicorns? What did they ever do to you? You can’t have talked to too many Atheists and sceptics in your life if you’re still stupid to ask that question. We don’t hate God. We don’t expend that kind of effort hating non-existent entities. God didn’t do anything to piss us off. He can’t do anything at all, to piss us off or not. He’s not capable of doing things because he isn’t real! Get it through your thick skull.
–Everything I know, everything I love, is in a Book you hate with all your hearts.
I actually thoroughly enjoy the Bible. It’s an interesting piece of literature. Not nearly as beautiful as the works of Shakespeare, as entertaining as The Canterbury Tales or as gripping as Beowulf, but it’s a decent story and the King James Version is wonderfully worded.
However, if everythign you love is in the Bible, you must have a pathetic life. Do you not have family? Friends? A spouse? A pet? Sex? Chocolate? A fireplace? And I’m sure you know more than what is in the Bible. The Bible doesn’t teach you how to comment on the Pastafarian blog… so you’ve already proved yourself wrong on that one.
–My God is great,
And my dick is bigger.
–He is kind, and He is forgiving.
Yet, the Bible says that God is not kind and forgiving. He is a jealous God. He is a vengeful God. Those are in the Bible.
–Yet still, you curse Him with every word.
I do not.
–Everything He hates, you love.
Don’t tell me what I love.
–Sex,war,blasphemy,hate,mockery, even death you love!
You just told me what I love. I told you not to. However, you got it all wrong. Yes, I love sex. That’s not a bad thing. Sex is an intimate act of love. I hate war and hate and death. I never love nor hate blasphemy and mockery. I’m indifferent to them, but I don’t see the harm in them.
–All you do to me is mock me.
Have you thought that maybe you bring it upon yourself?
–You never give evidence, you only call yourselves enlightened for your lack of faith.
You never listen to the evidence. It’s easily accessible. Talkorigins.org has all you’ll need.
Enlightenment is the acceptance of reason. Reason is the antithesis of faith. So, yes, a lack of faith can lead to enlightenment.
–God warns that heathens offer freedom,pleasure,and knowledge, but they are lying.
Or maybe the people who wrote the Bible were lying and they didn’t want you to know the truth because they wanted your tithes.
–I have offered you eternal life, and you have cursed me.
Because that’s not yours to offer.
–I do not curse you, nor your choices,nor any horrid sin you do.
But you would seek to make what you call my sins illegal.
–I cry for you.
I cry that you’ve so thoroughly bought into this scam.
–I will weep in the presence of God because of you, and because i could not save of you a single soul.
Yeah… that sounds fun. Congratulations on making Heaven sound like a great place to be… a place where self-righteous and vainglorious spend eternity sobbing for the people who would rather learn about how the universe REALLY works than blindly accept Bronze Age desert dogmas.
–So, my sinful,fallen companions i leave you today with just one question. Why?
Because the evidence is on our side. Prove God and I’ll follow him. But you’ll also have to prove that your god is better than all the other gods across the world and through human history. You better get busy.
–May Christ Jesus, The One True God, have mercy on you my friends.
If that asshole really exists, you better hope that I have mercy on him!
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Does anyone have a good joke? I’m afraid this dude is about to slit his wrists.
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I guess there is not much point in responding, since Christian has already left the room. I, too, will weep in the presence of the beer volcano and stripper factory because I could not save his/her soul from stale beer, etc. I only hope that Christian will someday be touched by His Noodly Appendage and bathed in the warmth of His Sauce.
RAmen
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I bet you have no clue as to who wrote your boook. See an excellent series of videos on YouTube called ‘Who Wrote The Bible?’. Make sure you remember the questionmark at the end. It is a BBC documentary for the History Channel made by a theological Christian expert. I think you desperately need to see it.
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If you had succeeded in the first item, the rest of your post would be moot.
Still waiting for that evidence.
My lunch was evidence of some yummy noodily goodness.
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… and we also ask why?
Why do you fail to see the mission of this site? You appear to have a good grasp of the English language. This site does not hate God, in fact it is all about the freedom to worship God in any form that suits you – the very reason the pilgrims came to the New World. This site only mocks those, such as you, who vainly attempt to convince others their God is the one true form. Such vanity leads to a world of ugliness and war. It is that vanity which this site attempts to defuse, with humor instead of violence and threats. What a novel concept!
Christianity is composed of many varied denominations: Methodist, Catholic, Lutheran, Episcopalian, Baptist, Anglican, Pentecostal, Evangelical… why don’t you pick on them? Or do you? The very fact that you are trying to “save” others indicates unquestionably that you are not comfortable with your own beliefs and seeking alternative explanations. Perhaps you need to spend more time confronting your own insecurities instead of wasting your time with those of us who are content. Or perhaps it is our contentment which attracts you to this site.
May you be touched by his noodly appendage and open your blind mind to the universal ideals expressed here: tolerance, love, compassion, equality, fairness, justice… you know, stuff Jesus taught. Best of luck.
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I don’t hate god, I don’t hate anything that does not exist.
I don’t hate the bible, I believe it’s a work of fiction
I don’t love war, hate or death, you insult me.
I do like sex, that’s fun (take note wenches)
I have plenty of evidence and I’ve replied to you with it, you just ignored it.
If I’ve mocked, it’s because I do not share your beliefs. You have mocked me for mine and threatened me with eternal damnation – we’re even.
I have freedom, pleasure and knowledge – I’m not lying to you.
I do not agree with your evidence, I do not see your benefits and horrors,
I do not want your condemnation, salvation or eternal life (just a good earthly one).
I do not need your kindness, tears or your prayers (although I thank you for them). I saved myself.
Why? Because I do not believe and I have no faith. I will continue to live my life to my morals, which are not so dissimilar to the Christian values as you might suppose. Who I am is not what you see, you see evil because I do not believe, I see a man blinded to truth by his faith.
I wish you well and long life
Dan (which means courageous but is often in my case)
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We don’t hate god, we just don’t believe in him. We hate those who try and justify their stupid or hateful or bigotted, and most often greedy acts as those inspired by a higher power of which no evidence exists.
If you feel comfortable being told god did as an explanation for everything, great. But don’t try to sell it as a plausible explanation for everything to people like us who like a little proof before we offer up our allegiance.
RAmen!!!!
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Hi Christian.
I’ve tried giving evidence for God.
- I haven’t seen any.
I’ve tried telling you the benefits of God.
- I haven’t seen any. I’ve seen a few downsides to belief in god, though. Giving 10% of my money to someone who hasn’t earned it is a start. I think I’ve heard of a war or two over religion. Maybe even terrorist attacks in the name of some god or other. As a scientist, I’m especially peeved at the church for what they’ve done to science and scientists. Things like Galileo and Intelligent Design.
I’ve tried telling you the horrors of Hell.
- I’ve never seen hell. Have you?
I’ve tried kindness.
- I appreciate your kindness and the politeness of your post. I’ll try to return the favor.
I’ve tried condemning you.
- Fuck you.
I’ve tried offering you salvation.
- You have no salvation to offer.
My patience is expired with you all.
- I’m trying to be patient, too.
I have only one question for you all.
Why do hate God so much,what did He do to you to make you doubt His existence.
- God hasn’t done anything, and that’s what makes me doubt his existence. People claiming to act in the name of a god have done truly atrocious things.
Everything I know, everything I love, is in a Book you hate with all your hearts.
- The Bible is a very interesting book. I’m just not convinced it’s worth basing a life on. I’d also point out that there are plenty of other things to love in this world, like people, beaches, stars. Don’t forget yourself (no wise cracks here please).
My God is great, He is kind, and He is forgiving. Yet still, you curse Him with every word. Everything He hates, you love. Sex,war,blasphemy,hate,mockery, even death you love!
- God hates sex? They why did he make it so much fun?! And please don’t go claiming I love war. Or hate. Or death. (I love, by the way, that god hates hate.)
All you do to me is mock me. You never give evidence, you only call yourselves enlightened for your lack of faith. God warns that heathens offer freedom,pleasure,and knowledge, but they are lying.
- I would claim that god (if he existed) and the church (which certainly does exist) offers freedom, pleasure and knowledge, but is lying. Freedom, as long as you do everything they tell you. Pleasure, unless it involves something you enjoy (sex for instance). Knowledge, as long as you get it from the book they give you, which is a collection of stories from thousands of years ago, and as long as they approve of the knowledge (see rant on science above).
I have offered you eternal life, and you have cursed me.
- You have no eternal life to offer. I don’t curse you, I hope you come to see that reality is based on what is real, not an invisible friend, no matter how many people believe in him.
I do not curse you, nor your choices,nor any horrid sin you do.
- Thank you. I’ll try to return the favor. Except for the horrid sin part. I think it’s OK to curse horrid sins.
I cry for you.
- Don’t. I’m having a good life, thank you very much. I hope you are too.
I will weep in the presence of God because of you, and because i could not save of you a single soul.
- And I weep for you right here, and right now, for wasting your life chasing a dream that doesn’t exist. Let me know if there’s anything I can do to help you get over your delusions.
So, my sinful,fallen companions i leave you today with just one question. Why?
May Christ Jesus, The One True God, have mercy on you my friends.
- Saving the name calling for the end, huh? I find it repugnant to call good people sinners when the only ’sin’ they committed was not believing in YOUR god. Presumably you’d feel the same about a Jew, Muslim, etc.
In brief rebuttal, there’s no evidence for a god, church’s can do horrible things, thanks for trying to save me but I think it’s you who need saving, and you can’t prove a negative (kinda the basis of this site, god is a flying spaghetti monster, and you can’t prove otherwise). That’s why.
Erik
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“Christ Jesus, The One True God…”
Don’t you mean Christ Jesus, The One-Third God?
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Guess he wasn’t kidding when he said that he would be back to the site. At least this time it’s worth arguing with him. Let’s see, where to begin?
First of all, you seem to have a problem distiguishing between people who don’t believe in you god and people who hate your god and some that do both. I, for one, fall in the last category. I don’t believe in your god nor do I particularly like him or his followers. They set impossible rules to live by that no one can live up to and then make people feel guilty for the rest of their lives when all they did was act as they are. Human.
That’s right, I am human. Guess what? So are you! The one principle that most Christians seem to have forgotten is “Everything in Moderation.” I believe I have the right to my pride. I’m an artist and I’m proud of the artwork that I do. I don’t push it everyone’s face, but I am proud. And on my Saturdays, I sleep in until noon. You can call it sloth, I call it a well deserved rest. These are human things and to believe someone will burn in hell for them speaks of a god that has no love. Sex and pleasure are things that should be respected for the beautiful things they are. Of course, always in moderation.
Your god and your bible have been a plague on this planet. They’ve destroyed so much and killed so many. Yet here you stand, telling me how loving your god is. Christians can’t even give food to third world countries without forcing a bible down their throats. Yes, that certainly speaks of love and kindness.
My mother once told me that she felt sad because one day, when she died, she would go to heaven and never see me again. Because I would be burning in hell since I didn’t go to church. I had never so much as missed a day in school and here I was, being condemned to hell. At that time I still believed in your god, but I never went church because I was never raised in a church. My parent’s never went when I was growing up. When I went off to college, my mother found a church and she expected that after 20 years of raising me outside the church I should just jump up and start going. My life should have revolved around the church. Since I didn’t, I’m going to hell. Not becuase I’m bad person, but becuase I didn’t dedicate two hours every week listening to someone tell me how to live my life better. I was an excellent student, a good daughter and good girlfriend. My mother has the audacity to tell me that I’m going to hell after she’s had an abortion!
Of course, her telling me that dinosaurs aren’t real put everything in perspective. She honestly believed that dinosaur bones were planted by scientists to justify their theories of evolution. Needless to say, I rarely believed any of her nonsense after that.
I will not tolerate the forced teachings of the christian faith. Your hipocracy has spread an illness across this planet. Forcing people to their knees, making them feel worthless when they should be celebrating their lives. Go back to your church and rot there. Heap yourself in guilt and pray that your next life brings even more guilt for the way you’ve lived. Leave me and all others opposed to your vile teachings the fuck alone. We’ve been offered your pathetic attempt at salvation on more than one occasion. We will not be turned from our path. Your arrogance to think you can do otherwise is laughable.
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I am not here to debate the letter above. One commenter made mention that this letter was worthy of an INTELLIGENT debate. It is not.
That being said, I would like to pose a question to you, Christian. Do you believe in Santa Claus? Like God, his story is passed down through the generations by means of written tales and then reinforced by those close to you. However, at some point during childhood most lose faith in this mystical figure and accept the realization that Santa Claus does not exist. Yet, the joy, spirit and, of course, the gifts that Santa Claus represents continue to be present in these people’s lives. The same can be true for your religion. As a kid I was told that there was a God, I was baptized and I went to Church. During my time in college I realized that I was doing these things out of habit and not out of faith. It was at this point in my life that God, my imaginary friend from my childhood, no longer existed for me. I began to make something of myself without the help of God. I succeeded where others though I would not and I continue to employ reason in every aspect of my life. I can actually say that I am happier today than I was with God in my life. Thinking rationally has allowed me to make sense of my life and all that I wish to achieve during it.
You pray for me but I fear for you, Christian. I fear that you will live the rest of your life praying for love and happiness rather than going out and achieving in on your own.
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What evidence have you given about the existence of God? The bible is NOT incontrovertable evidence of God! Show us something concrete. Get Him to do an interview with Larry King or something. We’ve been trying to get this point thru your thick skull: One side of a tale does not make a whole! You have no more proof of God than what you say. You say read a Bible and yet you can’t even quote from it. You just babble.
Benefits of God, like what? Don’t squalk about Heaven and living forever like some dumb parrot! Everyone in this forum has had their own experience with believing in whatever. Is it enough for you to allow people to make up their own minds. NO! You want to close your mind to science and free speech, so why can’t we close our minds to your rantings? From the responses you’ve gotten, you can tell that we hear you; but you don’t want to hear us! Don’t command us to believe what you do!
We don’t hate God, WE LOVE THE FSM!! He shows us love in a manner that your god doesn’t. Grandma says:”The way to a man’s heart is thru his stomach.”, and that’s the FSM.
The problem is that you typify what drove me from that christian bullshit so many years ago. You talk from both sides of your neck! God is a god of love, unless he hates you because you’re gay, drink, smoke, have sex, say GODDAMN, don’t go to church on Sunday, ask questions of faith… DON’T FOLLOW THE FUCKING MEME!
Christians want you to choke on their dogma, smother you with it. Even something as useless to christianity as evolution becomes a threat because it’s people not thinking and believeing the way that they do. You can’t even be a honest christian(Christ-Like); trying to love everyone irrespective of whether you agree with them or not without being silenced. YOU KNOW I’M TELLING YOU THE ABSOLUTE TRUTH!
Your religion’s founder walked around, not saying all the vile shit you’re been blogging, but trying to convince a bunch of anal priests to be more accepting of people and ideas. He got nailed to a tree for being nice. They showed him! Your Jesus wanted his followers to open their minds and christians ever since have been back pedalling. Christians don’t want to do anything but hate non-believers, and subjugate the children into like-minded zombies. No room for debate or compromise. No room for science and evolution. No room for questions of faith. No real answers about life. No room for me!
I don’t care about eternal life, unless its fun! I don’t care about God, unless he’s all inclusive. I don’t care about religion, unless it really does the job of enlightenment, and peace. You dare talk about how God loves so much and in the same breath say: “Everything He hates…” If your God hates, I want no part of him.
OR YOU!
May His Noodly Appendage touch you in the future and drop the scales from your eyes. Don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out!
RAmen!
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“I am now convinced that children should not be subjected to the frightfulness of the Christian religion. … If the concept of a father who plots to have his own son put to death is presented to children as beautiful and as worthy of society’s admiration, what types of human behavior can be presented to them as reprehensible?”
—Ruth Hurmence Green.
Given a choice of spending eternity in heaven as a slave to someone that tortures and turns his own child into a zombie, and a heaven of beer volcanoes and stripper factories, well, that’s an easy choice, and I don’t even like beer. I’ll ask The Almighty to use His miraculous noodly appendage to make a root beer volcano for me. And he’ll do it, because he’s a lot nicer than your god.
RAmen.
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>I’ve tried giving evidence for God.
>I’ve tried telling you the benefits of God.
>I’ve tried telling you the horrors of Hell.
>I’ve tried kindness.
>I’ve tried condemning you.
>I’ve tried offering you salvation.
>My patience is expired with you all.
You tried all those things? Man, and I didn’t even notice until now! I don’t think you’re very good at evangelizing. If I were you, I’d try a different hobby, like maybe surfing or something.
>Sex,war,blasphemy,hate,mockery, even death you love!
Just like Yoda you talk.
>All you do to me is mock me.
Hehehe. Noticed that, did ya? Come on–you’ve got to know you’re just begging for it…
>May Christ Jesus, The One True God, have mercy on you, my friends.
Sounds like John McCain with the “my friends” bit.
By the way, I thought it was Jesus Christ, not Christ Jesus. So is it Mr. Jesus or Mr. Christ?
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Wait, wait, wait….
I was going to go on a long, pirate-themed tyrade not understanding that when he said “God”, he actually didn’t mean the Flying Spaghetti Monster, but I came across this line:
“God warns that heathens offer freedom,pleasure,and knowledge, but they are lying.”
…and it was so moronic, I had to stop.
Christian: REALLY? God says that freedom, pleasure, and knowledge are lies? Care to site something there? Does this mean that God (and ergo, you) are against freedom, pleasure, and knowledge, as they are what are offered by heathens? Is that why you are so against freedom of thought and belief, and knowledge of how things actually work? That may explain a whole lot of things about you, matey.
Good luck, Xtian, I hope we don’t keep you up at night. Meself, I’m going to partake in some worshop services: A nice bowl of Udon with a cold beer. Ah…
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Bye, bye.
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BBBAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Go home.
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you tried giving evidence for God…
unfurtenetly you faild, dont feel bad, no one have never manedg to do that.
and i dont hate you’r god… hawe can i hate samthin i belive dose not exist??
he havent done anythin to me… havent done anythin to any one cose he jast cant… he dose not exist!
I love sex bat so do god… isnt it the biggest commandment in the bible?
I find it arrogant to say if we do not belive in your god we automatically love wat,hate,mockery and death.
you dont know me and i think i have the right to tell you to fuck off fore saying i love this things.
i have to point out thet i like the bible.. it tells you so much abawt ancient time’s as long as you dont take it as fuct’s or history…
it hase bine ritten by ppl… and that is what make it intresting.
i am sory we havent been able to convince you, my one day his noodlnes will show you the way!
RAman
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Christian, why, oh why, do you hate His Lordship the Flying Spaghetti Monster?
We have tried to reason with you, we have tried to preach to you, we have warned you about STD infected strippers-nothing seems to work. What did His Noodliness do to you to make you reject His call to faith? What should he do to convince you he exists?
Everything we love is in the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, but you hate them all: pasta, sauce, meatballs, even beer you hate. You are so blinded to the world around you, that you don’t have a clue of the warmth of the touch of His Noodliness. His Noodliness is love and hope in the purest form, and he sent us Bobby Henderson, but you respond by hating him. If only you open your heart The Truth will shine like a thousand suns.
I am frustrated with you Christian. You seem to be a lost cause.
PS: Patronizing trolls like you are always welcome. No time is a bad time for a few laughs.
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Why do (you) hate God so much?
Numbers 31
In this passage we see your loving God ordering genocide. But the foolish Israelites… so wayward in the their thinking, had the audacity to not kill the little children and the women, because as much as man holds the ability to temper his own wrath with humility and kindness, God does not indulge in such foolish weaknesses. So God orders their death, except for the women and female children who had not been deflowered. So every woman captive (upwards of a couple thousand) were publicly probed and humiliated to see if their hymens were intact. If they were not, well… execution. But that may not have been so bad considering the alternative; being divided amongst the booty and sold into slavery. Considering the condition of slavery and the position of women in the early centuries BC, death may have proved the superior fate. Those poor little innocent girls who watched the muders of their parents, brothers, and sisters, were sold into slavery for all the days of their lives. (10% might I add went to the Levites, the priests, for that was God’s portion of the booty [pun intended])
All of this and more at the command of God. So forgive me if sometimes I happen to call God’s moral sense into question, I still have a soul (Not really, it’s fake, a metaphysical construct for the purpose of this post, but so is God. So I guess no harm, no foul… right?)
“(W)hat did He do to you to make you doubt His existence(?)”
Not so much as what (h)e has done, but that which (h)e hasn’t.
Have a wonderful day and I’ll keep you in my prayers.
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You got me Christian. I DO love sex. Blasphemy isn’t too bad either.
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Christian,
I don’t hate your god. I don’t think your god exists, so I can also not hate him. Condemning me makes no sense – I don’t think your hell exists. Heaven: dito.
As for your proof… you have no proof. You can not ’show’ that your god exists, and I can not proof that he doesn’t. But the burden of proof is on you. Do you believe MY god, the Flying Spaghetti Monster exists? Why not? The answer to that question is also my answer to why I don’t believe in your god.
Oh and read your bible – your god is not that kind as you like to believe.
All of my best wishes,
Theo
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Christian,
Are we really the first group of people you have encountered that do not live by the Bible? Really? The majority of humanity is non-christian, so you really need to get used to it; otherwise, you are in for a lot of unnecessary grief in your life. Even if you don’t like us, I’m glad that you have taken the time to try to understand us; that’s the first step towards tolerance of other people. Also, for all our indignation, we are not going cause you any real harm, no matter how insulting you were towards us; there are some other religions out there that cannot make the same claim. RAmen, and may blessings of pasta be upon you.
-Sarah
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Looks like someone needs a ride on the WAAAAAAAAAAmbulance!
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I clock you out at 3 days. Now thats perseverence. Thanks for playing.
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Hi Christian,
Just wondering… do you hate Zeus, Hermes, Apollo, Loki, Baal, Frigg, Odin, Ra, Thor, Aphrodite, Neptune, Ares, Athena, Ceres, Baccus, Vesta, Hathor, Osiris, Isis, Anubis, Siva, Vishnu, Parvathi, or Saraswathi? Do you fear them? Probably not. And neither do I.
There is a lesson here. Think about it, think really hard, and perhaps you will come to the same conclusion as I have…
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Christian – now you’re just being a twat, its extremely simple, religion is a delusion, yes its been around a long time but other ones you don’t believe in have been around longer.
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I don’t think God would ever appear on Larry King. He strikes me as more of a Bill O’Reilly kind of deity.
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Christian,
I don’t hate your god. I can’t hate something that does not exist. On the other hand, I love spaghetti!
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are you offering eternal life?? do you even know what that means? does it mean that people like you or like me will be present as god is now? well then… hell yeah… ill take that eternal life…. great ego booster, who doesnt want a war in ones name… i think you just saved me…mmmmmmm …. coming to think about it… no thanks i dont want wars in my name or, for that matter, in any make believe creature, deity, or whatever you consider is described in the book that you love, ill take my life, enjoy it, and die, as will every other living creature in this planet, including you, and the six bishops who compiled your book in the 13th century as they thought it made more sense to control the minds of christians, like yourself
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You think we’ve never heard of God before? You think we haven’t heard all your ramblings before? Most of us here want freedom FROM religion.
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Wow.
If you spend any time crying over us, you’re pretty pathetic.
And your God is not “great, kind, and forgiving”. He is jealous, vengeful, and wrathful. He spends a good portion of that Book of yours killing off people that don’t please him.
And why do you even CARE?
It isn’t your personal mission to save everyone in the world. I think you need a reality check.
Also, blasphemy is an unforgivable sin, and by associating with blasphemers in any way you are guilty by association.
So you can have a good time in your Christian Hell as we party in our Pastafarian Heaven with beer volcanoes and strippers :]
–KatieBug
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Cheer up Christian – I’m sure that your all-powerful, all-knowing and loving benevolent God can save us even if you can’t.
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Yaaar. Me thinks he dost protest too much. Perhaps he do question his own faith? Me advice? Have some spaghetti and stfu.
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These Christians do give up easily don’t they?
Why? …Because your god was beaten by one who does not exist…and that’s why we worship him. May you be touched by his noodly appendage.
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“Everything He hates, you love. Sex,war,blasphemy,hate,mockery, even death you love!”
Sex? What the fuck is wrong with you? Sex is essential.
War? Obviously God doesn’t understand us well enough. War is just about unavoidable.
And hate? What a hypocrite God is if you indeed speak the truth!
If you think you can speak for God, you’re a dumbass. Sorry.
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A = “My God is great, He is kind, and He is forgiving.”
B = “May Christ Jesus, The One True God, have mercy on you my friends.”
If A = true and B = true then
I_should_be_OK = true
endif
RAmen.
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To my fellow Pastafarians –
Once again I am humbled by my association with what I consider to be one of the most enlightened groups of thinkers on the planet. I love you guys. In the non-blogging portion of my existence, I associate with the General Public, AKA the Great Unwashed Horde. The instances of utter devotion to imaginary ideas and preposterous concepts are legion – it makes me wonder how the race has survived this long. But then I return to this site, and I positively glow when I read the comments of educated people, people who actually pay attention to the world around them. It’s enough to make me think that there’s still some hope for humanity. FSM shine on you all, may your beer be never flat and may your strippers be the most skilled lap-dancers.
Oh, and Christian? I have no idea where you got all that stuff you accused us of, but it sure wasn’t from anything anyone said in response to your myriad ravings around this site. One of the things your god frowns on is lying – that bearing false witness thing, remember? I strongly recommend a healthy dose of reality. You’d be amazed.
RAmen
ET
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