I’ve tried giving evidence for God.
I’ve tried telling you the benefits of God.
I’ve tried telling you the horrors of Hell.
I’ve tried kindness.
I’ve tried condemning you.
I’ve tried offering you salvation.
My patience is expired with you all.
I have only one question for you all.
Why do hate God so much,what did He do to you to make you doubt His existence. Everything I know, everything I love, is in a Book you hate with all your hearts. My God is great, He is kind, and He is forgiving. Yet still, you curse Him with every word. Everything He hates, you love. Sex,war,blasphemy,hate,mockery, even death you love! All you do to me is mock me. You never give evidence, you only call yourselves enlightened for your lack of faith. God warns that heathens offer freedom,pleasure,and knowledge, but they are lying. I have offered you eternal life, and you have cursed me. I do not curse you, nor your choices,nor any horrid sin you do. I cry for you. I will weep in the presence of God because of you, and because i could not save of you a single soul. So, my sinful,fallen companions i leave you today with just one question. Why?
May Christ Jesus, The One True God, have mercy on you my friends.
-Christian
I’ve tried
Published by Bobby Henderson November 11th, 2008 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 364 Comments
364 Responses to “I’ve tried”
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Why do hate God so much,what did He do to you to make you doubt His existence.
God has never done anything to make me or anyone that can read a high school science book doubt or confirm his existence.
If he had of course been made out of pasta instead of wafers we might be able to discuss my confirmation, but until the blood of christ is truly wine that I can enjoy with my pasta there is no need to talk.
RAmen.
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There is no evidence for God.
Argument-wise it’s not our responsibility to justify our doubt, if you want to convince someone of something you have to make a convincing case that what you say is true – see Bobby’s open letter.
While we’re quite keen on sex, claiming Pastafarians love war and hate is a gross misrepresentation – ours is a peaceful philosophy. Read the 8 tenets and show us one instance of the FSm advocating war, or one death brought about by Pastafarianism.
I don’t want eternal life, unless it has beer, pirates and strippers.
Answer: Because.
Maybe if God didn’t vindictively condemn most people to eternal torment on pretty arbitrary grounds you wouldn’t have to feel so bad? Just a suggestion…
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Arr, fergot tae mention this…
Have you tried critically examining your own beliefs?
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//I’ve tried giving evidence for God.
Without success
//I’ve tried telling you the benefits of God.
I don’t see any benefit in hell.
//I’ve tried telling you the horrors of Hell.
AH ok. That’s why we don’t believe there’s a hell.
//I’ve tried kindness.
O Rly?
//I’ve tried condemning you.
//I’ve tried offering you salvation.
//My patience is expired with you all.
//I have only one question for you all.
//Why do hate God so much,what did He do to you to make you doubt His existence. Everything I
Ahm, why do you love him so much? And we doubt his existence because there simply isn’t any proof.
//know, everything I love, is in a Book you hate with all your hearts. My God is great, He is kind, //and He is forgiving. Yet still, you curse Him with every word. Everything He hates, you love.
Ah. He isn’t kind. (Hell?) He isn’t forgiving (burn forever?). We didn’t say we love what he hates. We don’t even know what he hates, if he does exist.
//Sex,war,blasphemy,hate,mockery, even death you love! All you do to me is mock me. You never
Nope we don’t love those things. Have we ever said that?
//give evidence, you only call yourselves enlightened for your lack of faith. God warns that heathens
Look at yourself smart boy.
//offer freedom,pleasure,and knowledge, but they are lying. I have offered you eternal life, and you
Who wants eternal live? That would be boring! I enjoy a beer volcano much more.
//have cursed me. I do not curse you, nor your choices,nor any horrid sin you do. I cry for you. I
Wait what?
//will weep in the presence of God because of you, and because i could not save of you a single //soul. So, my sinful,fallen companions i leave you today with just one question. Why?
//May Christ Jesus, The One True God, have mercy on you my friends.
Ok now I’m confused. First you say we should be damned and now you say we’re friends.
//-Christian
YES! Another one that misses the point completely. Oh geez. Read the site, try at least try to understand and try to look what’s ridiculous with your believes before you criticize another believe.
RAmen
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There is no evidence for god.
That isn’t how god works.
A belief in god is an act of faith. Faith isn’t something you can prove. You believe or you don’t.
You have your faith in your god. That’s nice for you. Now go live your life by your invisible friend’s club handbook. All the rest of us will be out doing something that doesn’t involve blind devotion to ancient doctrine that is clearly edited to allow a high level of social control.
And just remember the next time you see a religious extremist doing something truly horrible to people that don’t believe exactly like he does, yeah…. He’s on your side in this argument.
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What? His god is kind? He’ll cast us in pits of everlasting fire, simply because we tend to say: “No, i don’t think he’s real…”
That’s not what I call kind. Kind would be a God who gave out cookies and would say while petting you on the head: “It’s okay, man, enjoy life.”
A kind god would not torture disbelievers, would he?
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Hey, I don’t like death THAT much. By the way, Jesus is our god? Did his dad die or something?
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Then you are blind.
The god i know took the one person keeping my family toogether.
The nicest person in my family at that.
And her death was terrible and she suffered for 5 years prior.
She believed in him, yet he allowed her to suffer.
Why must god keep the evil on this planet and take the good?
He allowed Hitler to live and die by his own hands. Over 3million died because of him. Some sufferd in that process.
God enjoys taking the good for himself and keeping the rest of us hear, to suffer by the hands of the evil. Those of us never given a chance to choose a side. Too good to be evil, blinded by too much hate to be good.
I will not worship an evil god. The god of the bible.
If god hates sex then why would he make it feel good?
If he hates war then howcome human history is soked with spilled blood? “He rested on the seventh day, mabey thats the day he should have spent on compasion and love for your fellow man”- Patch Adams.
If he hates blasphemy then why doesn’t he come down and do something about it?
He hates hate??? Irony.
He hates mockery, which is all bible persons know, hell, the bible is a riddle which answer is mockery.
He hates death… Then why did he make it?
I give people plenty of evidence against him yet you fuckwitts have your head so far u his ass you cannot see my evidence.
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C’ya don’t let the door hit you on your way out
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‘May Christ Jesus, The One True God’
1. According to your bible: ‘Christ Jesus’ is the son of your god.
2. That single comment has just insulted roughly 4.6 billion people.
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‘I’ve tried condemning you. . .
. . . I do not curse you’
Just like the bible, he’s contradicted himself.
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Your brainwashing has been completed
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May Christ Jesus, The One True God, have mercy on you my friends.
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Interesting, because if Jesus is god, how was he Jewish? Wasn’t there a religion he practiced BEFORE his death when Christianity was invented (100 years later by some random dude). … Jesus was a RABI of all things. It’s interesting how in Judaism, they don’t teach kids about the afterlife -probably because of these hypocrits it produces. No, I do not beleive in hell, I beleive in leaving a cycle. Hasn’t anyone ever noticed that history repeats itself? (Now over the internet. Wooooow.) It makes sense dude. Or at least it’s fun to beleive that when your best friend dies, they get to live on and make a difference in someone else’s life. You want to know how to get to whatever you think that “Heaven” is? Keep an open mind and find someone you aren’t a clone of and make friends with them.
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“”"I’ve tried giving evidence for God.”"”
Conjecture, hearsay, “just because”, baby smiles, puppy farts, ancient books written by backward people, etc… does NOT evidence make. Solid CONCRETE evidence, like a smoking gun and a body in a murder trial – THAT is evidence. What you give isn’t.
“”"I’ve tried telling you the benefits of God.”"”
He is also murderous, homicidal, genocidal, jealous, racist, hateful, homophobic, sexist, pushy and pissy. Yet he says he’s perfect. Sounds like a dickhead I used to be friends with. I don’t care HOW MANY benefits you list, I cannot in good will ally myself with a being like that.
“”"I’ve tried telling you the horrors of Hell.”"”
I can describe the horrors of a place that doesn’t exist too. It’s called creativity. The bible is full of it. But I can describe the horrors of what belief in various Gods (including yours) have done to society. I can tell you of the endless cycle of bloodshed, enslavement and rape that religion has inflicted on the human race. THOSE THINGS ARE REAL.
“”"I’ve tried kindness.”"”
Yes and I commend you for it, but when asked for evidence you provide crap and get mad when people call you on it.
“”"I’ve tried condemning you.”"”
…that ol’ time religion, scare ‘em into submission. I don’t respond to threats very well.
“”"I’ve tried offering you salvation.”"”
By devoting my life to a delusion? I’d rather live in a cruel world with my sense of reality intact, than live in a cruel world under deep delusion.
“”"My patience is expired with you all.”"”
As has mine with you – especially the crap you pass off as evidence. Apparently you don’t understand what the word means.
“”"I have only one question for you all.”"”
Shoot.
“”"Why do hate God so much,what did He do to you to make you doubt His existence.”"”
I can’t hate something that doesn’t exist, nor doubt it’s existence. But if you want to know – read my first answer to you. That sums up why.
“”"Everything I know, everything I love, is in a Book you hate with all your hearts.”"”
Wow. You need to get out more if the only thing you love is in a book of contradictions and hate. Which brings me to another point – WHAT KIND OF MONSTER ARE YOU? Do you just cherry pick the bible and skip the hateful, seething rage and gory murder and rape? Do you ignore the insanity?
“”"My God is great, He is kind, and He is forgiving.”"”
No, he is NOT. The easiest way to become an Atheist is to READ THE BIBLE – and don’t skip anything, or try to rationalize the brutality and hate. Actually READ IT. There is NO love in the heart of the Christian God. There is INFINITELY more love in the heart of FSM – and he isn’t real either! If he was, that would be an exemplar of a God to follow.
“”"Yet still, you curse Him with every word.”"”
No, I curse his followers – because he doesn’t exist. I curse them for the plague they have rendered unto my sweet race. For their love of hate, death and slavery. Even when you find a good Christian, all you have to do is dig a little and you can see the damage religion has done to them. They can be the sweetest person in the world, but there is always at least one thing that brings them to frothing rage.
“”"Everything He hates, you love.”"”
If by everything he hates, you mean: Love, Decency, Unity, Freedom, Understanding, Gentleness, Equality, Prosperity and Advancement – then you are right. God always wants to keep you down as a slave, to the point of even denying you your own nature that HE gave you, and forcing you to pretend to be something you are not, and never were… for the fear of hell. Shame is God’s #1 export.
“”"Sex,war,blasphemy,hate,mockery, even death you love!”"”
You don’t even fucking KNOW me, so stifle your tongue. You Christians always assume everyone who doesn’t share your views is a monster – when all you have to do is look in the mirror to see the REAL monster.
“”"All you do to me is mock me. You never give evidence, you only call yourselves enlightened for your lack of faith.”"”
What grade did you make it to in school? If you even came anywhere NEAR graduating then you would know that one CANNOT prove a negative. The one making the extraordinary claim (Sky wizard in the clouds!) has to PROVIDE THE PROOF. You have not provided anything near proof. Yet you try to say it is OUR responsibility to prove the thing does not exist. You know your argument is a sinking ship when you start demanding that people prove a negative. Classic Christian defense – then you claim victory. Funniest shit ever.
“”"God warns that heathens offer freedom,pleasure,and knowledge, but they are lying.”"”
God offers freedom, pleasure and knowledge (lol) but does NOT provide it. He is a liar, you see. Maybe he was trying to tell you to watch out for HIM.
“”"I have offered you eternal life, and you have cursed me.”"”
I have not cursed you. I don’t believe in magic. Besides, eternal life is the best you got? Who in their right mind wants to live forever – especially in the company of such bastards as Jerry Falwell, JC and GOD – the ULTIMATE Bastard. I like FSM’s offer of eternal pasta better.
“”"I do not curse you, nor your choices,nor any horrid sin you do.”"”
BULLSHIT! That’s all Christians manage to get done!!! Of course, since we are not Christians, we have to be committing HORRID SINS!!!!!!! Look at the prison population, chappy. Barely 1% are Atheists – the vast MAJORITY are Christians. WHO is guilty of horrid sins now? EXACTLY. Look in the mirror.
“”"I cry for you. I will weep in the presence of God because of you”"”
SURE you do. Right.
“”"and because i could not save of you a single soul.”"”
I wouldn’t call a conversion to Christianity “Saving my Soul” – it would be damning my life. Souls don’t exist. Once again, PROVE that they do.
“”"So, my sinful,fallen companions”"”
When you assume, you make an ASS of U and ME. I don’t need a sky wizard, or the fear of eternity in hell to be a good person. You do. WHO is more moral?
“”"i leave you today with just one question. Why?”"”
Reread my first answer to you.
“”"May Christ Jesus, The One True God, have mercy on you my friends.”"”
God doesn’t know mercy.
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