Cisco endorses the Church

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We’ve seen large corporations adopting Pastafarianism. Next in line is Cisco. In this screenshot you can see that Cisco uses FSM in their CCNP Networking Academy curriculum.
Pasta be with you. RAmen.
-Clinton

12 Responses to “Cisco endorses the Church”
  1. 1 - Greg - Nov 10th, 2008

    Hail the flying spaghetti monster and hail cisco, together they shall rule the world

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  2. 2 - OckhamsRazor - Nov 11th, 2008

    Can it be any clearer? I submit that it can not.

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  3. 3 - Doctor of Pastdivinity - Nov 11th, 2008

    Everyone knows that the immediate cause of the economic crisis is a crisis in Pastafarian values in modern societies. So, when corporations like Cisco assume albeit in a implicit way that FSM is Our Unconditional Saviour, we can see light and have hope in economic recovery.

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  4. 4 - Barnacle Jayne - Nov 12th, 2008

    The Bible doesn’t have flow charts. The Koran doesn’t have flow charts. Buddhism doesn’t have flow charts.

    Flow charts. Cool.

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  5. 5 - Doctor of Pastdivinity - Nov 14th, 2008

    BTW, that opens a profound Pastological question. Can Our Lord create worlds when Iddle, or His Noodly Apendage only acts in Active/Connected statuts.

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  6. 6 - wagnerboi - Nov 14th, 2008

    But what about Ebert???

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  7. 7 - Serpent Smiles - Nov 17th, 2008

    I believe His Noodliness hast chosen Cisco as His sacred representative on Earth and througheth His Son, Cisco, He doth teacheth us a lesson. Clearly, His Noodly Appendage toucheth those choosen to receiveth His message througheth the one all shall accept as their Savior’s Representative on earth, Cisco. The message His Noodliness doth teacheth us is that only by placing one’s self in the “Idle” state, is one ready to “Connect” to His Noodliness. I therefore submiteth that His Noodliness requesteth all His chosen bucaneer children to meditate daily in reflection of His Divine Tastiness. Througheth this “Connected” state, His chosen bucaneers can reacheth all other Holy states in His Divine Tree of Life: “Activity” in His Holy Church by being “Open”, and being “Openly Sent” to “Open Confirmation” in His Noodly Church, then helping to further “Establisheth” His Church. Clearly it is only by “Open Confirmation” in His Noodly Church that one may be “Kept Alive.” Argh shall heed His Noodly Word and send “Noodlefication” of the “KeepAlive Update” to those who wish to reach His Noodliness through the”Idle” state.

    Ramen,
    Brother BG Piala

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  8. 8 - Lightyears - Nov 19th, 2008

    Finally those stuffed shirts down at Cisco HQ are recognizing his noodlness!

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  9. 9 - daqq - Nov 20th, 2008

    Heh, I bet that if we took a look at their source code, we’d find a lot of spaghetti code.

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  10. 10 - *lol* - Nov 20th, 2008

    Serpent smiles, you make me laugh.”Divine Tastiness”? “Noodly Word”?

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  11. 11 - Drew - Nov 26th, 2008

    Sadly, the FSM that Cisco is referring to is Finite-State Machine. But it’s still a good laugh.

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  12. 12 - Ch0ezz1n - Nov 26th, 2008

    Although the term “Finite-State Machine” could be misunderstood by Non-Pastafarians as a random technical term, we the truly touched know that he is using this anagram as not only a reminder of him but also to remind us of our present “Finite-State”, before ascending to his wonderful beer and stripper filled world beyond.

    May you feel the touch of his Noodly Appendage.
    -RaMen

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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American




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