Dear Bobby,
I am an avid fan of humor. I have been a supporter for over 25 years. I watch Comedy Central and BET every day. Let’s face it, humor makes me laugh. I recently acquired a pamphlet from your Spaghetti Monster Church, and being succeptible to being swayed by any cult/religion I blindly went to your website. Come to find out, it wasn’t a real church at all! Well, I guess I can let that slide, as after scrolling through your website I noticed a hint of satire.
But I gotta be honest, Robert, if this was an attempt at humor, you missed the mark like Stevie Wonder in a bow and arrow contest. No one can laugh looking at ugly people in halloween costumes. Did you really think that something like that could pass as laughable? If you are going to post a bunch of boring quips and pictures, there better be nudity. Lots of it, or you are missing the point of owning a website. If you are being sacreligious (which is too easy, if you ask me, sir), then you need to add some pizazz. But instead you throw in a stupid picture of spaghetti every now and then and expect a laugh. You either need to hire a Jew to add a punchline every now and again, or call it quits. Better yet, you can hire me for a nominal fee. I could take pictures of my dumps and email it to your website, if you think it helps.
Look, Bobby, you just aren’t funny. Looking at your website is like looking at a ginger person eat a chicken salad sandwich. It just makes you scruntch up your face. Sadly, humor wanted nothing to do with you. Your site is as funny as a Dane Cook standup, but I believe you actually like him, so I’m sure that one went over your head. Either learn how to make people laugh, or stop killing trees for pamphlets to make people go to your gay website.
I said good day, sir,
Josh
I am an avid fan of humor
Published by Bobby Henderson November 9th, 2008 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 159 Comments
159 Responses to “I am an avid fan of humor”
Just so you know, “I said good day, sir” only works if you actually say “good day” or “good day, sire” first, and then whoever you’re saying “good day” to proceeds to interrupt, allowing you to interrupt with your “I said good day, sir”.
Also, your sense of humor fails :]
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Despite all of the attempted jokes, he isn’t funny either…
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If you don’t like the site, piss off, don’t look at it. It’s rather simple really.
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It all makes sense now… the secret to having a successful website is nudity and the best form of comedy is poo…
Thanks Josh.
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“I am an avid fan of humor. I have been a supporter for over 25 years. I watch Comedy Central and BET every day. Let’s face it, humor makes me laugh.”
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Josh is displaying all the clinical signs the sufferer of an advanced case of Humour Deficit Disorder (HDD). Advanced symptoms include the sufferer strenuously protesting that he/she indeed finds humour “laughingly” funny, accompanied by feeble (failed in Josh’s post) attempts at humourous wit in a concerted attempt to provide evidence to convince others that he/she indeed possesses a sense of humour.
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Methinks thou doth protest too much Josh!
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“Either learn how to make people laugh, or stop killing trees for pamphlets to make people go to your gay website.”
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This last sentence in itself portrays one of the very sad characteristic clinical manifestations of HDD. Advanced HDD often results as a consequence of the sufferer’s previous, continuously failed public attempts to be witty and considered funny by others.
Josh has all my sympathy.
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May you be recovered by the touch of His Noodly Appendages Josh.
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Well Josh, despite what you say, your…er…’jokes’ about Stevie Wonder and ginger people would seem to indicate that you actually have no discernible sense of humour whatsoever.
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Aww, someone throw a rotten meatball at him. I take this site very seriously- honestly, the Church of FSM is the only thing that comes remotely close to something that I can truly believe in. As a former agnostic, I deeply appreciate this church. You are my people, Church of the FSM. Ramen to that.
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When I read the part about a ginger eating a chicken salad sandwich I DID scrunch up my nose! And I’m in love with a ginger man, go figure. I don’t love chicken salad though.
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Ugh, I know D-bags like this at work. They always eff-up the punchline of jokes and think recycling Chris Farley material ad nauseam is clever. I’ll say it again: UGH!
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I wanted to write something really cutting about this guy, but he’s just not worth the trouble… Josh, you’re clearly over your head here. I suggest you check out
http://www.amazon.com/Benny-Hill-Complete-Unadulterated-1969-1971/dp/B0002F6AHA
Not nudity, but surely more up your alley.
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i think he is the one christian that the pirate pissed
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“Your site is as funny as a Dane Cook Stand up…”
Ouch.
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Perhaps Josh could get together with Christian and let us pastafarians know what we should all be doing once they can agree what it is.
While they’re busy sorting that out for us, let’s go hang out at the beer volcano for the rest of eternity.
RAmen!
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Guess he’s just Joshin’ us. A comedy fan for 25 years? What? I have no idea what to say to this putz except goodbye.
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I lol’d.
You, sir, are a Monsterous Homeauxgay.
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if your idea of humor is going onto religeous websites and taking the piss out of them then you must be a really lame person.
suck my nuts you prick
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Sure, attack the drink-inspired humor of our Creator, and ignore all the serious issues like equality, tolerance and love this religion is all about…
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Haha. I see what you did! You used almost-kind-of-halfway-shocking similies to create humor! You’re a clever one. You’re as funny as cancer!
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Dear ‘Josh’
I tried to read your letter, but I fell asleep. Twice. Anyone 25 years and older can claim to be a comedian “expert” of 25 years. A baby can laugh after several months, so your credentials are lacking there. Prehaps you meant “eggxpert”, because after writing that, egg is all you have your face. Unlike you mom, whom I left something different on her face last night! Lol, Oh Snap. Joshua, but I will call you Joshhy, you best leave the jokes to us, and you can simply go away. The only thing that has gone down faster than the jokes in your letter is, your Mom! Zing again, lmao! Joshhy, in summary, do something useful and stuff it.
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“I have been a supporter for over 25 years.”
If you like humor so much, then you should be able to laugh about us laughing about this website, no?
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What a fuckin idiot
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I just want to point out that the joke attempts in your email don’t make me laugh. I guess humor is a question of taste, mr. expert, for almost all of us have a good laugh when we come over here. Is something funny because you decide or because actual people laugh?
But anyway, the purpose of this site is not necessarily about humor (although it’s supplementary motivation). It’s more about delivering the great message of his noodliness.
May the pastas be upon you. And don’t forget to send me the videos of you doing comic stand ups, mr. humor, so that we can post it here and laugh. For whatever reason.
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Not a real Church!
I’m not sure i like the tone of your letter. But i forgive you and the other misguided ones in a similar fashion.
Its a real Church just like any other Church is real. Its also a faith system with as much (if not a teeny bit more) logic behind it than some of the (bizarely) more popular ‘religions.
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Okay, I haven’t read all the comments, but am I the only one who noticed the “Jew” remark and calling the site gay? This person Josh clearly regards himself as an intelligent, discerning Christian. Well, intolerance isn’t very “Christ-like”. It’s also not funny. So Josh, to you, “sir”, I say get fucked, Christfucker.
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you must have tonnes of friends if yur life consists of harassing people about their religeon online.
suck my nuts you stupid prick.
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Dick, can I call you “Dick”? Dick, listen: you take yourself way too seriously. And you’re possibly a little too obsessed with nudity and poo.
If this site was so boring, why take the time to write a letter in a faux-posh tone? There are loads of sites I find boring (including the one with pictures of you dressing up your cats), but do I go and comment on the clearly rampant animal abuse that goes on in your home/garage/ bedroom? No. If you want to dress your cats up like Scarlet and Rhett, and post the pics on LOLCatz, then you do you, kid, no judgements.
I’m on lunch hour now, so I’ll take the time to write to you and say: Dick, really, I’m sure they have way more kitty-outfits out there now. You and Mr. Fluffy-kins should get together and make a night of it… and stop bugging people who happen to enjoy physics humor. If you don’t like it, well, too bad.
Hasta la Pasta,
Hannah
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The analogies were subpar.
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Oh,Josh.
Your letter is not funny. You are not funny. The ginger quip is not funny.
Cause guess what, Josh. I am a jewish redhead. I laugh at humor.
And I love chicken salad sandwiches.
I said screw you, sir.
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Don’t email us pictures of your dumps. We get enough crap from a-holes around here. If you want to raise the level of humor, email us your face.
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*sniff* *sniff* I smell a troll
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“I said good day, sir,
Josh”
Wouldn’t like to cross him in dark alley LOL
Isn’t it obvious the universe is made out of small vibrating noodles? Look up Supernoodle Theory and get your act together. Your message wreaks of brainwash.
ALL HAIL THE FSM
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“…noticed a hint of satire.”
EPIC MOMENT ROFL
Can we have a “Best Quotes Ever” section with this at the top?
ALL HAIL THE FSM
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#76 by Hannah
I want to be your friend, you made me laugh so much!
RAmen.
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Yes, I agree with Flamin’ Jane. Your sense of humor is lacking, sir. I don’t think you “get” this website. I am known for my sense of humor, and in that way perhaps something of an expert on what is funny, and this site is funny, but you are not. So there.
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He’s right, you know. Pastafarianism isn’t nearly as funny as, say, the bible.
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> after scrolling through your website I noticed a hint of satire.
What does he mean?
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Well at least this is something we’re not used to. All I can really say is that Josh, you have not right to be criticizing humor. You watch comedy central and BET? Wow, great, you must have the best sense of humor. I wish that my sense of humor was as developed as yours. Maybe I should watch more TV.
Also, if you think that your jokes are funny (putting down Dane Cook’s comedy stopped being comedic like a year ago, and the Stevie Wonder joke just wasn’t funny), then you’ve got something else coming.
Like everyone else is saying, you clearly missed the point of our site, and if you came here to simply brush up on your comedy, then I would love to watch you do standup sometime, and maybe get a little bit of sleep in the process.
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Well Comedy central isn’t really that good but this can’t be hate mail notice he actually spells, still avid fan of comedy obviously he is one of those people that find “English/British” comedy too taxing. A gay site well if he wants to go to a gay site he could go to plenty of them on the internet that should keep him entertained. Well as they say He who laughs last didn’t really get the joke in the first place, why not have some canned laughter he might understand that. Right Stevie Wonder is Blind and why would he be firing bows? Come to think of it there was a video which had him driving a car which would of been on scary drive I can tell you I saw a OAP driving a car at 20MPH and that was scary as when you tried to overtake he would pull out suddenly. Now as for him taking pictures of his dumps there are plenty of sites that do that look up “Two girls, one cup”
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Well at least he had a point. He didn’t just go for the heathen aspect, looks like he was trying to do us a favor! But he just didn’t get it, he just doesn’t understand the humor.
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He didn’t get the humor, and he finished his post by stealing a line from That ’70’s Show, one of the least funny things to ever make it to TV.
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I like how his idea of humor is watching BET nightly
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That letter is so good i’m not sure whether it’s Josh that’s being sarcastic and has nailed all of us for falling for it.
I’m susceptible to cults and religions too and as an avid pastafarian would like to note that i think that this website is blasphemous towards the flying spaghetti monster. I intend to set up a rival church called the ‘orthodox church of the flying spaghetti monster’.
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Krusty the Clown is funnier than you.
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But is he aware of All Internet Traditions?
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Dear Josh,
I am also an avid fan of humor. I don’t know anyone who isn’t. I was concerned with some of your comments. “No one can laugh looking at ugly people in Halloween costumes.” I’m sorry, but what the hell is that supposed to mean? “If you are going to post a bunch of boring quips and pictures, there better be nudity.” First, the “quips and pictures” are not boring. Second, nudity? is there something wrong with you? I don’t care if people look at porn, but why would you be looking for it at “www.flyingspaghettimonster.com?” That’s just strange. “…hire a Jew to add a punchline every now and again…” I find that to be very offensive toward Jewish people. “Looking at your website is like looking at a ginger person eat a chicken salad sandwich. It just makes you scruntch up your face.” Now you’re being offensive towards “ginger” people. You’re on a roll, Skippy. “Either learn how to make people laugh, or stop killing trees for pamphlets to make people go to your gay website.” I’m pretty sure other religions use a lot more paper than Pastafarianism, and now you are being offensive toward homosexuals. “I said good day, sir.” You never said “good day” in the first place! That’s how that goes! Just putting “I said good day, sir” dosen’t make much sense. I think you are filled with a lot of hate and ignorance, maybe you should go see a therapist or something. I hope maybe someday you will find the way and join Pastafarianism. May sauce be upon Him, and may you forever be touched by his Noodley Appendage.
-Brandon, concerned Pastafarian.
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I agree with Josh – this site needs more nudity or should that be noodle-ity! High five?
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“Hire a Jew to add in a punchline every now and again?”
Way to throw in the anti-Semetic stereotype in! You obviously learned alot from the comedic bastions that are Comedy Central and Black Explotiation Television {eyes rolled}.
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Humm, he is right after all, printing pamphlets does kill trees, I don’t mind wasted cyberenergy and a bit of electricity, but converting a forest into paper for advertising is not very responsible…
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Uh, Josh? You say you watch Comedy Central, so that immediantly makes you funny? Wait a sec, brain storm! Don’t they show Dane Cook ON Comedy Central? You completely missed the point of this site, dude. Everyone’s entitled to their own beliefs. Get over it.
However, I must commend you on one thing; you insulted this entire site without profanity and threatening people. That’s a first in my book. My favorite one I saw today was “I wish I could beat the tar out of each and every one of you,” and I wish he could too. Because, odds are, theres more than a million of us, only one of him. I hope its him Vs. All of us at the same time.
*Ahem*
I said good day, sir,
Jordan
RAmen
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Stale beer for you Josh…
*cough*
I said good day sir!
Xipetotec
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