Comments on: Hello my name is Christian which means servant of the Christ http://www.venganza.org/2008/11/08/hello-my-name/ Sat, 20 Mar 2010 06:34:22 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: FRP http://www.venganza.org/2008/11/08/hello-my-name/#comment-894352 FRP Sat, 07 Nov 2009 19:51:40 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/11/08/hello-my-name/#comment-894352 If the truth will shine like 1000 suns, I will become blind from the light. If the truth will shine like 1000 suns, I will become blind from the light.

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]]> By: Elenna http://www.venganza.org/2008/11/08/hello-my-name/#comment-890920 Elenna Mon, 26 Oct 2009 23:49:37 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/11/08/hello-my-name/#comment-890920 Hello, my name is Elenna. Which means "tree." Here are the comments I would like to comment on: i have met God Really? Interesting. Because God probably would have told you that your hamster was dying. Actually, I think animals are on a higher level spiritually than people. BECAUSE THEY DON'T TELL YOU WHAT TO DO. Ever wanna have a best friend? You'll never have one like a dog. Frick, I had a friggin DREAM when my hamster died about my hamster dying. (Sad but true.) God warns that you cannot explain spiritual things to mortals because they don’t understand them ... Well, he sure as chocolate (because I know that exists) didn't tell YOU that, because you're proving that point right now. You ain't immortal dude. For if even one soul be saved while i am here, well in good deeds, none is greater That's not a good deed. Actually, in MY religion, telling others what they can and can't do and forcing ideas down another's throat is a SIN. I will never be convinced by words because words are not as powerful as actions ... Hypocrit. I beg thee to end this please do. ^.^ Hello, my name is Elenna. Which means “tree.” Here are the comments I would like to comment on:

i have met God

Really? Interesting. Because God probably would have told you that your hamster was dying. Actually, I think animals are on a higher level spiritually than people. BECAUSE THEY DON’T TELL YOU WHAT TO DO. Ever wanna have a best friend? You’ll never have one like a dog. Frick, I had a friggin DREAM when my hamster died about my hamster dying. (Sad but true.)

God warns that you cannot explain spiritual things to mortals because they don’t understand them

… Well, he sure as chocolate (because I know that exists) didn’t tell YOU that, because you’re proving that point right now. You ain’t immortal dude.

For if even one soul be saved while i am here, well in good deeds, none is greater

That’s not a good deed. Actually, in MY religion, telling others what they can and can’t do and forcing ideas down another’s throat is a SIN.

I will never be convinced by words because words are not as powerful as actions

… Hypocrit.

I beg thee to end this

please do. ^.^

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]]> By: Darwinfish http://www.venganza.org/2008/11/08/hello-my-name/#comment-884568 Darwinfish Wed, 07 Oct 2009 23:52:36 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/11/08/hello-my-name/#comment-884568 "The argument goes something like this: 'I refuse to prove that I exist,' says God, 'for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing.' 'But, says man, 'the Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED.' 'Oh, dear,' says God, 'I hadn't thought of that,' and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic. 'Oh, that was easy,' says man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing. Most leading theologians claim that this argument is a load of dingo's kidneys, but that didn't stop Oolon Colluphid making a small fortune when he used it as the central theme of his best selling book, Well That About Wraps It Up for God." -Douglas Adams, Hitchhiker's Guide “The argument goes something like this: ‘I refuse to prove that I exist,’ says God, ‘for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing.’
‘But, says man, ‘the Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn’t it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don’t. QED.’
‘Oh, dear,’ says God, ‘I hadn’t thought of that,’ and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.
‘Oh, that was easy,’ says man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing.
Most leading theologians claim that this argument is a load of dingo’s kidneys, but that didn’t stop Oolon Colluphid making a small fortune when he used it as the central theme of his best selling book, Well That About Wraps It Up for God.”

-Douglas Adams, Hitchhiker’s Guide

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]]> By: Christopher http://www.venganza.org/2008/11/08/hello-my-name/#comment-884297 Christopher Wed, 07 Oct 2009 02:12:08 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/11/08/hello-my-name/#comment-884297 Christian means Christ like Christ being the anointed one there for to be like the Christ witch would mean turning the other cheek and not being a doush MAY WE BE TOUCHED BY HIS NOODLEY APPENDAGE RAmen Christian means Christ like Christ being the anointed one there for to be like the Christ
witch would mean turning the other cheek and not being a doush
MAY WE BE TOUCHED BY HIS NOODLEY APPENDAGE RAmen

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]]> By: Richard http://www.venganza.org/2008/11/08/hello-my-name/#comment-884262 Richard Tue, 06 Oct 2009 22:28:37 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/11/08/hello-my-name/#comment-884262 I also testify for god admitting that he doesn't exist, on the other hand he told me that The Flying Spaghetti Monster indeed does exist and some day I shall be touched by his noodley appendage. I also testify for god admitting that he doesn’t exist, on the other hand he told me that The Flying Spaghetti Monster indeed does exist and some day I shall be touched by his noodley appendage.

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]]> By: kk http://www.venganza.org/2008/11/08/hello-my-name/#comment-871752 kk Wed, 26 Aug 2009 17:45:05 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/11/08/hello-my-name/#comment-871752 Christian, I've read a number of your posts here and I have one question. How long have you been off your meds? kk Christian, I’ve read a number of your posts here and I have one question. How long have you been off your meds?
kk

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]]> By: Olax http://www.venganza.org/2008/11/08/hello-my-name/#comment-853260 Olax Fri, 17 Jul 2009 01:47:43 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/11/08/hello-my-name/#comment-853260 I saw God and and "Ode to a Grasshopper" discuss their existence, that faithful Tuesday, and I will testify that they indeed agreed on God's non-existence. Oh, and I wrote it down in a book, that should take away all doubt about it. I saw God and and “Ode to a Grasshopper” discuss their existence, that faithful Tuesday, and I will testify that they indeed agreed on God’s non-existence. Oh, and I wrote it down in a book, that should take away all doubt about it.

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]]> By: dotheynotrealisetheyrmakingfoolsofthemselves? http://www.venganza.org/2008/11/08/hello-my-name/#comment-852868 dotheynotrealisetheyrmakingfoolsofthemselves? Thu, 16 Jul 2009 10:27:09 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/11/08/hello-my-name/#comment-852868 Well, mah LORD says that in the end, many fools shall rise, it seems that you sir, are one of them Well, mah LORD says that in the end, many fools shall rise, it seems that you sir, are one of them

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]]> By: Ode to a Grasshopper http://www.venganza.org/2008/11/08/hello-my-name/#comment-846712 Ode to a Grasshopper Wed, 08 Jul 2009 07:11:14 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/11/08/hello-my-name/#comment-846712 I met God last Tuesday and he explicitly told me he doesn't exist. I met God last Tuesday and he explicitly told me he doesn’t exist.

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]]> By: the athiest who will prove you wrong http://www.venganza.org/2008/11/08/hello-my-name/#comment-846588 the athiest who will prove you wrong Wed, 08 Jul 2009 02:55:31 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/11/08/hello-my-name/#comment-846588 To all you Catholics, why is your god named Yahweh, I find that just a little to close to the japanese word yaoi, which is a term used for Homosexual Pornography. Why would you name your god after that??? Remember God=Yahweh=yaoi=gay... god=gay... you don't like me kiss my ass, my email is prepkillingemodude@hotmail.com go ahead and message me if you don't like me, I'll just tell you off. To all you Catholics, why is your god named Yahweh, I find that just a little to close to the japanese word yaoi, which is a term used for Homosexual Pornography. Why would you name your god after that??? Remember God=Yahweh=yaoi=gay… god=gay… you don’t like me kiss my ass, my email is prepkillingemodude@hotmail.com go ahead and message me if you don’t like me, I’ll just tell you off.

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]]> By: Lascivian http://www.venganza.org/2008/11/08/hello-my-name/#comment-817481 Lascivian Thu, 28 May 2009 09:40:29 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/11/08/hello-my-name/#comment-817481 That person is very much a sad person that hasnt looked past what his bible or his godly leaders have said. His god Is very much evil and kills en masse. Wow, Im sure this FSM god is much nicer than that. And Muhammed? What a complete insult to his own god. What a complete and utter insult. Muslims belief jesus as a prophet and Jews , Christians and and Muslims all worship the same god. What a retard. And what has god ever proven, and therefore what understanding has he given? And people say how can Pastafarians choose a representation for their god. Well how the bloody hell can God be a male if you cant represent it? I think, if all these christians are so assured of their own eternal soul going to heaven well then maybe they should just off themselves and save us their stupid rabbling. Oh no I think they made a rule not to after they realised that telling people they will go to heaven will make them start killing themselves to get there :D That person is very much a sad person that hasnt looked past what his bible or his godly leaders have said.
His god Is very much evil and kills en masse. Wow, Im sure this FSM god is much nicer than that.

And Muhammed? What a complete insult to his own god. What a complete and utter insult. Muslims belief jesus as a prophet and Jews , Christians and and Muslims all worship the same god. What a retard.
And what has god ever proven, and therefore what understanding has he given?
And people say how can Pastafarians choose a representation for their god. Well how the bloody hell can God be a male if you cant represent it?
I think, if all these christians are so assured of their own eternal soul going to heaven well then maybe they should just off themselves and save us their stupid rabbling. Oh no I think they made a rule not to after they realised that telling people they will go to heaven will make them start killing themselves to get there :D

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]]> By: Diego http://www.venganza.org/2008/11/08/hello-my-name/#comment-817412 Diego Thu, 28 May 2009 05:35:36 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/11/08/hello-my-name/#comment-817412 Sorry but you can tell your Holy Spirit that the only one entering me any time soon is my boyfriend. RAmen, Gay Orthodox Monsterist Diego Sorry but you can tell your Holy Spirit that the only one entering me any time soon is my boyfriend.
RAmen,
Gay Orthodox Monsterist Diego

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]]> By: Farfalle Truth http://www.venganza.org/2008/11/08/hello-my-name/#comment-805751 Farfalle Truth Thu, 07 May 2009 16:47:37 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/11/08/hello-my-name/#comment-805751 Ballsagna, you are wrong about those Somali pirates. They are kinfolk alright. See: "The colonial influence of the Italians on the diet of southern Somalia turned spaghetti into a staple food there. Since spaghetti is familiar, available and affordable here, the newcomers often eat it more than once a day." http://www.thespec.com/specialsections/section/Refuge/267105 They are certifiable Pastafarians for sure. I bet they drink rum too. Ballsagna, you are wrong about those Somali pirates. They are kinfolk alright. See:

“The colonial influence of the Italians on the diet of southern Somalia turned spaghetti into a staple food there. Since spaghetti is familiar, available and affordable here, the newcomers often eat it more than once a day.” http://www.thespec.com/specialsections/section/Refuge/267105

They are certifiable Pastafarians for sure. I bet they drink rum too.

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]]> By: arrears mortgage http://www.venganza.org/2008/11/08/hello-my-name/#comment-798694 arrears mortgage Fri, 01 May 2009 08:46:45 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/11/08/hello-my-name/#comment-798694 I must say, I could not agree with you in 100%, but it I must say, I could not agree with you in 100%, but it

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]]> By: Skinny Ties http://www.venganza.org/2008/11/08/hello-my-name/#comment-795933 Skinny Ties Tue, 28 Apr 2009 09:01:06 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/11/08/hello-my-name/#comment-795933 I found this blog through Google mate. I kind of liked the theme alot. Are you a member of digitalpont by any chance ?? I found this blog through Google mate. I kind of liked the theme alot.
Are you a member of digitalpont by any chance ??

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]]> By: Bill James http://www.venganza.org/2008/11/08/hello-my-name/#comment-793380 Bill James Sat, 25 Apr 2009 18:42:35 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/11/08/hello-my-name/#comment-793380 I found some really nice blog themes by visiting some of the webmaster forums. I found some really nice blog themes by visiting some of the webmaster forums.

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]]> By: Reading fan http://www.venganza.org/2008/11/08/hello-my-name/#comment-789068 Reading fan Sun, 19 Apr 2009 17:21:05 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/11/08/hello-my-name/#comment-789068 Hi, I can Hi, I can

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]]> By: Booklover http://www.venganza.org/2008/11/08/hello-my-name/#comment-789066 Booklover Sun, 19 Apr 2009 17:20:33 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/11/08/hello-my-name/#comment-789066 I tried to signup for your RSS feed but it didn't work. How can I do this? I tried to signup for your RSS feed but it didn’t work. How can I do this?

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]]> By: Clemens http://www.venganza.org/2008/11/08/hello-my-name/#comment-785928 Clemens Wed, 15 Apr 2009 16:18:50 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/11/08/hello-my-name/#comment-785928 Christian, do a "search and replace" on your text. Replace every occurence of Jesus, God, Yahweh, Yehowa and so on with "Zoltan, lord of the undead". You will then get an idea of how your rant seems to us: Creepy. Christian,
do a “search and replace” on your text. Replace every occurence of Jesus, God, Yahweh, Yehowa and so on with “Zoltan, lord of the undead”.

You will then get an idea of how your rant seems to us: Creepy.

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]]> By: How to Get Six Pack Fast http://www.venganza.org/2008/11/08/hello-my-name/#comment-785872 How to Get Six Pack Fast Wed, 15 Apr 2009 15:00:49 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/11/08/hello-my-name/#comment-785872 I read your blog for a long time and must tell that your posts always prove to be of a high value and quality for readers. I read your blog for a long time and must tell that your posts always prove to be of a high value and quality for readers.

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