Hello my name is Christian which means servant of the Christ. The LORD says that in the end, many false teachers will rise, darwin, muhammed and even your own bobby. I will not be swayed because i have met God. God warns that you cannot explain spiritual things to mortals because they don’t understand them. When you accept God, you are entered by the Holy Spirit of God Himself. That is why i cannot ever be convinced of your fruitless lies. I have personally seen the great power God commands. I will continue to log onto this site for a long time now. For if even one soul be saved while i am here, well in good deeds, none is greater. The LORD is my shield. I will never be convinced by words because words are not as powerful as actions. God has granted me great faith and understanding and as long as the earth endures i will fear no evil for God is with me. You will call me stupid and you will mock me, but unless you become as powerful as Holy Yahweh overnight, and then share a portion of that power with me so that i may never die, i will not be fooled. For the whole world will HATE you because of me-Jesus to His followers- I beg thee to end this, then you will see and and the Truth will shine like 1000 suns. May the Lord Jesus rule over God’s people forever Amen.
-Christian
Hello my name is Christian which means servant of the Christ
Published by Bobby Henderson November 8th, 2008 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism).
320 Responses to “Hello my name is Christian which means servant of the Christ”
What cracks me up is that these people continue to post here, thus legitimizing Pastafarianism, because as some of us know, standing against a thing makes it stronger.
Also, this to Christian if he ever has the guts to come back to this website: It’s people like you that were responsible for the torturing, trial, and execution of millions of people who believed differently from you. Is that in accordance to the will of your god of love?
Oh, and one last thing before I go away. “Christian” means “anointed one,” not “servant of the Christ.”
Dude….nobody ever gets converted while on a parody religon site. You should try your luck over at “wewantreligon.net”. Or try not pushing your religion at us over the internet. It’s too depressing to spend time listening to you sermonize.
God needs to feed all of the starving college students.
Not that I’m totally impressed, but this is a lot more than I expected for when I stumpled upon a link on Delicious telling that the info is awesome. Thanks.
I’d like to talk current events for a sec. I fear that these self-proclaimed gay-pirates off the coast of Somolia are giving Pasatafarians a bad name. These butt-burgling-pirates are not our swashbuckling, rum drinking ancestors. WE MUST FIGHT FOR OUR RIGHTS. I’M TYPING IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE I WAS JUST TOUCHED BY HIS NOODLY APPENDAGE.
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Christian,
do a “search and replace” on your text. Replace every occurence of Jesus, God, Yahweh, Yehowa and so on with “Zoltan, lord of the undead”.
You will then get an idea of how your rant seems to us: Creepy.
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I must say, I could not agree with you in 100%, but it
Ballsagna, you are wrong about those Somali pirates. They are kinfolk alright. See:
“The colonial influence of the Italians on the diet of southern Somalia turned spaghetti into a staple food there. Since spaghetti is familiar, available and affordable here, the newcomers often eat it more than once a day.” http://www.thespec.com/specialsections/section/Refuge/267105
They are certifiable Pastafarians for sure. I bet they drink rum too.
Sorry but you can tell your Holy Spirit that the only one entering me any time soon is my boyfriend.
RAmen,
Gay Orthodox Monsterist Diego
That person is very much a sad person that hasnt looked past what his bible or his godly leaders have said.
His god Is very much evil and kills en masse. Wow, Im sure this FSM god is much nicer than that.
And Muhammed? What a complete insult to his own god. What a complete and utter insult. Muslims belief jesus as a prophet and Jews , Christians and and Muslims all worship the same god. What a retard.
And what has god ever proven, and therefore what understanding has he given?
And people say how can Pastafarians choose a representation for their god. Well how the bloody hell can God be a male if you cant represent it?
I think, if all these christians are so assured of their own eternal soul going to heaven well then maybe they should just off themselves and save us their stupid rabbling. Oh no I think they made a rule not to after they realised that telling people they will go to heaven will make them start killing themselves to get there :D