97 Responses to “this is all absolute bullfuck”

1. Cap'n Jolly Boots says:

   January 23, 2009 at 10:42 PM

   Holy jeepers! Samuel L. Jackson hates the FSM. SMITE THE NON-BELIEVER NOODLY ONE! SMITE HIIIIM!

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2. mimmelit says:

   January 26, 2009 at 1:04 PM

   franklin and all the rest tht hate us so much

   …no no no, that is not the Christian way to talk, now isn’t it?

   Where is all that BS about Jesus preaching peace and no killing and love your neighbor etc?
   I suppose you were all out sick when Sunday school talked about that paragraph/chapter/verse.
   I think we atheists call it respect, in case you are looking for the appropriate word.

   Atheists unite to spread some pasta :)

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3. THE TRUE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER says:

   January 27, 2009 at 5:28 PM

   the son hath not been touched by my noodly appendage.
   his uncouth behaviour will be stopped as soon as he sees my giant meatballs

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4. MAN says:

   February 3, 2009 at 9:15 PM

   Franklin? as in the turtle? wow, they are slow.

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5. Amy says:

   February 16, 2009 at 2:19 PM

   Does anyone else get the impression he might have missed the point?

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6. FSMMarine says:

   March 9, 2009 at 10:08 AM

   Hahahah! This educated gentleman is absolutely, positively amazing.

   “YOU PPL ALL REALLY BELIEVE IN A FUCKIN FLYING DINNER…..”
   …Heres a fun fact: There have been an estimated 330+ religions that consisted of these key points.

   1. Child was born of a virgin.
   2. Child was adorned by wise men/princes/kings/dukes/etc./etc.
   3. Child may or may not have begun teaching at the age of 12.
   4. The amazing one began his ministry at the age of 25-30 performing millions of miracles.
   5. This man was unjustly crucified, hung, or otherwise tactically undone.
   6. On the third day that sexy motha fucka came back from the dead and bitchslapped the human race with people like you.

   So, good sir, allow me to retort. Your religion has been carbon copied for thousands of years through dozens of races, countries, continents, and cultures. The men who were the original backers of Christianity were suspected to be on the recieving end of prostitution and the opium pipe. The next time you want to speak, take a drink of water. By the way, dont mind the funny taste, its just the arsenic/bleach/chloroform coctail I added, you waste of life, oxygen, and biodegradeable material.

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7. Bootstrap says:

   August 31, 2009 at 9:23 AM

   LMAO your name is Franklin. We’re receiving hatemail from the fucking Nick Junior turtle.

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8. char says:

   October 26, 2009 at 6:07 PM

   Hello. I like to write about controversial stuff such as this. =3 Why? Because it’s fun to prove to people like you that you are very stupid and need to pick up a book once in a while. After all, learning that others are smarter than you helps push you to grow, right?

   Ok:

   THIS IS ALL ABSOLUTE BULLFUCK.
   YOU PPL ALL REALLY BELIEVE IN A FUCKIN FLYING DINNER…..
   GO DIE MUTHAFUCKERS

   Interesting. Every line uses the word “fuck.” Could it be that your vocabulary is pitifully small? Could it be that you saw the word “Pasta” and you imediately said, “FUCK!” Because that is practically all the english you know? Please reply, I’m curious. ^.^

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