97 Responses to “this is all absolute bullfuck”

1. JorickHorn says:

   October 18, 2008 at 9:52 PM

   ‘Flying Dinner!?’ Blasphemy! Do not insult our god by bringing him down to the level of a dinner! Just because he happens to be spaghetti doesn’t mean he’s for eating!

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2. Fliegenden Nudeln says:

   October 18, 2008 at 10:17 PM

   SCORE AND CRITIQUE:

   Use of FUCK = Three times in three sentences………….Score 95%

   Use of CAPS = Typed completely with caps lock on………Score 100%

   Compound words = BULLFUCK and MOTHAFUCKERS……………Score 60%

   Sensitivity and Rapport = Completely lacking………….Score 0%

   Originality = None…………………………………Score 0%

   Logical Thought and Development = None at all…………Score 0%

   In summary, Franklin, for the betterment of society, we recommend that you go die, “Muthafucker.” “PPL” like you are sociopaths that can’t be shown any mercy, so the sooner you depart, the better.

   -FN-

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3. rescueacls says:

   October 18, 2008 at 10:25 PM

   your anger, condescension and intolerance give you away as a religious fundamentalist. you must have all of the answers and extraordinary evidence to support said answers.

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4. Zane says:

   October 18, 2008 at 11:15 PM

   Isn’t it nice to see that the idea tolerance of other people’s beliefs is alive and well?

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5. Dennis says:

   October 18, 2008 at 11:57 PM

   Isn’t that a quote from the bible?

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6. Amused says:

   October 19, 2008 at 12:38 AM

   Hmm… let’s pick his argument apart:

   Given: “THIS IS ALL ABSOLUTE BULLFUCK.”

   “YOU PPL ALL REALLY BELIEVE IN A FUCKIN FLYING DINNER…..”
   I suppose, in a vague way, this is true… although in cannibalistic cultures *his* God is also a flying dinner.

   (unstated: “BELIEVING IN A FUCKIN FLYING DINNER IS ABSOLUTE BULLFUCK.”)
   Well, duh. ‘Cept that we have loads of evidence for His existence.

   (also unstated: “PPL WHO BELIEVE IN ABSOLUTE BULLFUCK MUST DIE”)
   Umm… ignoring ethics, I could be led to believe this.

   Therefore: “GO DIE MUTHAFUCKERS”

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7. StJason says:

   October 19, 2008 at 1:23 AM

   Thank you, franklin. Know that you are in our thoughts and prayers. As we enjoy His delights of a good carbohydrate-laden meal providing sustenance to both the body and soul, know that we shall send a small amount of the contentment and peace that we feel to you, delivered down by His Noodly Appendage. All you have to do is think and listen and feel. Are you doing that, franklin?

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8. Steve says:

   October 19, 2008 at 2:49 AM

   Hmmm, Not so much a knee jerk as a jerk off reaction to our wonderful FSM. Another Palin voter I fear.

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