This is a complete mockery of god

Published October 12th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

This is a complete mockery of god. You all are going to hell for that.

P.S Don’t even think that a Damned spaghetti thing made-up by an asshole will save you.

-T



290 Responses to “This is a complete mockery of god”

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  1. Aesi says:

    Hehe. Hell. Funny. I don’t know about you, but being in the same place as the Christian “god” for more than 10 minutes without a suitable means to make him pay for all the evil and pain he has caused (according to your own bible, that is) would be worse than any “hell” I could end up in. Chances were i’d be going there anyway, so i’d rather go out on a high. ;P
    Eternal damnation, or eternity with egotistical, hypocritical, mass-murderer-supporting, ‘holier-than-thou’ people and their mass-murdering “god”.
    Mm, i’ll take the fire and what-have-you.
    After all, you can’t cook pasta without fire! ;)

  2. Cardinal Linguine says:

    Oh, it seems your imaginary friend is upset by our little bit of fun … what a shame.

    ramen

    p.s. The ‘spaghetti thing’ will save us and deliver us to the beer volcano and strippers.

  3. jeremykeys says:

    “This is a complete mockery of god.”
    Well, religion in general actually.
    “You all are going to hell for that.”
    Um no. Hell only exists in your dumb religion.
    “P.S Don’t even think that a Damned spaghetti thing made-up by an asshole will save you.”
    Why not? If you can believe in an invisible man in the sky we can believe in whatever we want to. Fair is fair. And by the way. We don’t go around calling the originator of your religion an asshole so where do you get off in doing that to us, you sanctimonious, useless, arrogant, stupid, uneducated, mouth-breathing, dyspeptic, impotent, lily livered, short dicked, inbred, waste of food?

  4. grim trigger says:

    “I’d rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints / the sinners are much more fun.”

  5. PonchoVilla says:

    Don’t mock my religion T! I don’t make fun of your fake god, now do I?

  6. The Evolved Ape says:

    I think belief in God makes a mockery of human beings. Thankfully, the corner has been turned and more and more people are waking up to the fact that they have been lied to.

    You may discover that to T. Do a little research into Christianity and you will be left dumbstruck at how the church pulled off the greatest con-trick in history and that illeducated people let them.

    There is no God, Hell or Heaven.

  7. Tyler says:

    “-T”

    Your comment is a complete mockery of his noodly highness-ship. No need to panic though, the exulted one is unlikely condemn you (all!) to “hell”, as I expect he would consider that excessive, after all he encourages each any every one of us to express the ideas which have formed within our brains as a result of the information we have been exposed to.

    P.S Don’t even think that a Damned generic religious figurehead made-up by an asshole, (or indeed “another person”) will save you.

    Tyler

  8. DavidH says:

    You spotted the spoof. Well done! You must be several IQ points ahead of the average Christian. And you can spell, too – simple words, anyway.
    And yes, if your nasty, vengeful god existed, we would indeed all go to hell. He has no sense of humour.

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