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Obama *not* raised Christian

Published October 23rd, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

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Presidential candidate Barack Obama as a child.

This photo just surfaced, showing presidential candidate Barack Obama dressed as a pirate when he was a child. I think it is clear, now, that he was not raised Christian as his camp has claimed. The evidence suggests he was raised not as a Christian, or Muslim – as some have said – but as a Pastafarian.

This begs the question: Is Mr. Obama still a Pastafarian?

Please discuss.



103 Responses to “Obama *not* raised Christian”

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  1. GummiHU says:

    That’s it, I’m voting for Obama, or I would if I lived in the usa.

  2. Neilgue says:

    Instant credibility.

  3. TheFewTheProudTheMarinara says:

    Now I’m voting for him TWICE.

  4. Perico says:

    Are you sure it isn’t a disguise?

    I’ve seen people disguised as pirates without being pirates, just like I’ve seen people disguised as nuns without being nuns.

    I know, if that were the case he would be showing very little respect for our religion, but well, I prefer to wait until some evidence of his faith appears.

  5. Theo says:

    Please America, do the rest of the world a favor and vote Obama.
    Don’t let us deal with those McCain/Palin idiots.

  6. Flartus says:

    Yes! Yet another reason! Although, to be fair, McCain looks like he may eat more noodles than Obama.

    Perhaps Obama has strayed from the faith as many children do. Should we send him noodles & meatballs to bring him back into the fold?

    RAmen.

  7. burndtdan says:

    we must elect him now. only he can combat the true cause of global warming.

  8. Barnacle Jayne says:

    ARGH!! I have already voted for him via absentee ballot, but now, to know he is a Believer… Ramen!

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