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Obama *not* raised Christian

Published October 23rd, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

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Presidential candidate Barack Obama as a child.

This photo just surfaced, showing presidential candidate Barack Obama dressed as a pirate when he was a child. I think it is clear, now, that he was not raised Christian as his camp has claimed. The evidence suggests he was raised not as a Christian, or Muslim – as some have said – but as a Pastafarian.

This begs the question: Is Mr. Obama still a Pastafarian?

Please discuss.



91 Responses to “Obama *not* raised Christian”

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  1. Blatantly Obvious says:

    AwwwStruck,

    In saying that the reduction of bigotry is the purpose of this site, you fail on numerous points to see the true meaning. First of all, you label the church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster as only a website. CotFSM is most definitely NOT a website. It is a full fledged religion, not a web based entity for the personal enjoyment of the prophet as you seem to believe. Second, you say that the point of this ‘website’ is to reduce bigotry. The purpose of this religion is whatever you want it to be, just as any other religion is. Many of the scriptures and doctrines of this holy church are flat out contradictory, and that is not only okay, but intentional. You do not seem to take the inference of that definition as being someone who is closed-minded, as the writers if it intended. You know as well as I (wel, perhaps you do not, if your previous posts are any cue) that the promising of retribution from his holiness the FSM, as well as any other diety, does not necessarily mean that they will really phsucally smite you, but will lower your karma so to speak.

    In the name of his great noodlyness, the FSM,

    R’Amen.

  2. bruceo says:

    Hey Zuri–if youse want to be a smart grrrl on “the internets”, learn how to use “The Google”:
    Go to Google images and type in “obama dressed as a pirate”.
    The story was reported in the New York Times.

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