Hello, I am a Christian

Published October 2nd, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

Hello, I am a Christian, and I would just like to know, is their any proof of FSM? If so can you please show me the proof, or explain it to me over the web please, I am curios to know. I personally believe this is just some silly religion thought up by an over active imaginative mind of someone. Who told others, and the few that believed him were hopeless in life as it was to begin looking for someone to lead them, and show them the way, so they just followed whatever he said. ( much like scientology)

-Divooneh



392 Responses to “Hello, I am a Christian”

  1. Michael says:

    this is the funniest thing i hav ever read!! proof of OUR religion?!? what about proof of YOUR religion?! there is absolutely NO proof what so ever that god exists, that jesus resurected or that there was a great flood. as far as i can see, the belief in an invisible man/woman thing is absurd. can you prove that he exists? i didnt think so.

    thanks for the laugh!

  2. Janie says:

    Where’s your proof?

    As a side note, I am continually amazed by the sheer number of zealots who reveal themselves as pretentious saints concerned for the souls of the “damned,” or as incredibly violent “Christians” that plan to watch from Heaven as all disbelievers burn in Hell.
    Do you understand the word “satire”?

  3. mmmmmmmmm says:

    where is the proof that ur god exists christian??

    mmmmmmmmmm spagheti

  4. plumberbob says:

    @ Daniel #345,
    You need to understand that the transcendental experience that you seem to have described is a mechanical state that can be generated at will. With the appropriate training in Yoga, or TM, or Buddhist meditation, you may enter that state of being whenever you desire. It is good and healthy to be there often; use the experience to generate calm, and to reduce your heart rate and blood pressure.

    RAmen

  5. Yoshi says:

    To Micheal, at the top of this page, (or at least he was when I wrote this) I’m sorry, but isn’t your Spaghetti god invisible? Christians don’t think God is invisible, by the way. Do some research before you speak.

  6. ponedonkey says:

    @Yoshi
    Don’t hate the newcomers to our fine religion.
    And your god is a flaming bush, or everywhere and everything all at once.
    At least scientists are able to make things almost totally invisible under lab conditions.
    Also, to Divooneh, have you ever heard of String Theory?
    Every particle is a vibrating strand in space. What do you think those strands are?

  7. Wizard! says:

    A Wizard Did It.

    A Wizard Always Did It.

    Best not to think too closely on that.

  8. Austin says:

    “If so can you please show me the proof, or explain it to me over the web please, I am curios to know.”

    Sure. Just uh, Google an image of spaghetti. Alright, got it? Do you see actual spaghetti there? Alright, good, there’s your proof. Now, do a Google image search on “God”. See any pictures that aren’t paintings or costumes (or porn)? I think I’ve made my point.

    However, I do appreciate the letter writer’s flame on Scientology.

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